MY trip through the 7 levels of hades

Blaze DTGG · 12-04-2003, 02:27 AM

sorry this is so late. I went to NYC had a blast.. I will talk about that later.. this is what happened when I tried to get back HOME...

I have edited out alll the naughty words i could find in it

Ok.. So lemme splain the HELL that was my return trip home.

There we were leaving several hours early. We get to the Subway station... and wait.... and wait.. and wait.. Aaaaaaaand WAIT... FINALLY one of the subway drivers gets it in her head to FIX THE *** DAMNED SIGN!!!! so yeah.. We FINALLY get to the airport. And guess which lucky person misses her flight. But oh.. It DOES get better. So there I am.. Flightless... pennyless (mostly) and not only am I up **** creek with no paddle.. I don’t even have a frickin boat and my *** is drowning. So yeah they told me that I could catch a later flight for an extra $250 or spend over $800 for a new ticket tomorrow.. So I called up here splained what was going on and spent a couple hours running around and generally having fits.. Now.. I gave my Oni the number to a specific payphone that I babysat as much as I could. Apparently not well enough.. These..... people (for lack of a better term) sat next to me. Between me and the phone. Not a huge problem I wasnt going to be a *****. Now it was noisy and that phone was quiet. So who knows how long passed but I heard something and looked over and they were ******* wit the phone. I watched. The phone would ring they would hang it up. I almost lost it. It took everything I had not to jump the guy, cause I want about to beat his *****(woman), and slam his head repeatedly into the floor until there was a nice red pool beneath his head. So I stood up, looking menacing in my jacket, shades skull & cross bones bandana and pissed look and stared them down before moving to a phone the kept them out of harms way and made my call.

Turns out my ticket automatically transferred itself to a later flight.. It was so nice of those Delta **** UPS to tell me this.. No they only told me things that would cost ME MONEY.. I hate them.. I hate them all.. I hope they all die alone and unloved.

So now it’s 4:09 pm.. I have to make it to La Guardia before my 5:40 flight leaves.......... in NYC traffic.... from JFK..... at rush hour......yeah I didn’t think it would happen either. Some nice people I guess noticed I was a ticking time bomb and shuffled me into the next taxi. Much to the shagrin of the people next in line. Guy managed to make it to La Guardia in time. I was shocked. So a $25 cab ride later. There I is. Now I just have to get my new ticket, get through security and get to the gate. So one of the agents in the lobby asked what I needed. I explained the "transfer without telling me" thing and he cuts me to the front of the line and right to a teller who got me my new ticket checked my bag and got me to security. Which I managed to get through with no beeps.. So I get there.. To the gate.. And the flight is delayed almost an hour and ½. When they FINALLY board the thing.. It wont take my ticket.. So I get a first class seat.. Lest someone loseth their life. So the plane is supposed to go from NYC to where I live making a stop but I don’t switch planes. We get there.. Finally. And they tell us to stay seated.. THEN say we need to hurry off the plane cause they are moving us to the one leaving and yeah.. So there I go.. Off again.. I am honestly amazed I made it home at all. I really thought I was going to have to start looking for an apt in NYC.

So I am home.. I am safe.. I am however NOT sound... I am cranky beyond all reason.. And I just want some food.. A bath and some sleep..

If you want to know how my trip went.. Ask me when I recover.

*That Matt Guy* · 12-04-2003, 06:17 AM

That's almost as bad as the time I had to drive all the way from Colorado back to Texas in one day.

~~Reznorite420~~ · 12-04-2003, 09:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Matthew138

That's almost as bad as the time I had to drive all the way from Colorado back to Texas in one day.

Hehehehehe....ever driven from Waco, Tx to Illinois in just under a day?

Let me just say that next time my mom decides to take a road trip from Texas to Michigan again, I'LL be the one driving since I actually know how to conserve gas

*That Matt Guy* · 12-04-2003, 09:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Reznorite420

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matthew138

That's almost as bad as the time I had to drive all the way from Colorado back to Texas in one day.

Hehehehehe....ever driven from Waco, Tx to Illinois in just under a day?

Let me just say that next time my mom decides to take a road trip from Texas to Michigan again, I'LL be the one driving since I actually know how to conserve gas

We drove all the way from Salida Colorado (which is in the middle of the damn state) down to New Mexico, then cut across the Texas panhandle on I-40 and entered Oklahoma, and then went straight down towards DFW on I-35. Going into Oklahoma was the biggest mistake ever, we should have just gotten onto I-27 in Amarillo and gone south until we hit I-20 and headed East. We couldn't stop any stay anywhere because we didn't have enough money, we didn't even eat anything after we left New Mexico.

~~Reznorite420~~ · 12-04-2003, 10:12 AM

Ouch...wouldn't want to got on a trip like that...

What was it for, anyway? (just out of curiousity)

**azure turtle** · 12-04-2003, 12:56 PM

I'm so sorry to hear about all the grief you received, Blaze.

I hope you're feeling better, and I look forward to hearing about your adventures in NYC.

*PizzaPower* · 12-04-2003, 01:05 PM

yes, hope you feel better!!

12-04-2003, 02:27 AM	#1
Blaze DTGG Stone Warrior Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 673	MY trip through the 7 levels of hades sorry this is so late. I went to NYC had a blast.. I will talk about that later.. this is what happened when I tried to get back HOME... I have edited out alll the naughty words i could find in it Ok.. So lemme splain the HELL that was my return trip home. There we were leaving several hours early. We get to the Subway station... and wait.... and wait.. and wait.. Aaaaaaaand WAIT... FINALLY one of the subway drivers gets it in her head to FIX THE * DAMNED SIGN!!!! so yeah.. We FINALLY get to the airport. And guess which lucky person misses her flight. But oh.. It DOES get better. So there I am.. Flightless... pennyless (mostly) and not only am I up creek with no paddle.. I don’t even have a frickin boat and my * is drowning. So yeah they told me that I could catch a later flight for an extra $250 or spend over $800 for a new ticket tomorrow.. So I called up here splained what was going on and spent a couple hours running around and generally having fits.. Now.. I gave my Oni the number to a specific payphone that I babysat as much as I could. Apparently not well enough.. These..... people (for lack of a better term) sat next to me. Between me and the phone. Not a huge problem I wasnt going to be a ***. Now it was noisy and that phone was quiet. So who knows how long passed but I heard something and looked over and they were *** wit the phone. I watched. The phone would ring they would hang it up. I almost lost it. It took everything I had not to jump the guy, cause I want about to beat his *(woman), and slam his head repeatedly into the floor until there was a nice red pool beneath his head. So I stood up, looking menacing in my jacket, shades skull & cross bones bandana and pissed look and stared them down before moving to a phone the kept them out of harms way and made my call. Turns out my ticket automatically transferred itself to a later flight.. It was so nice of those Delta ** UPS to tell me this.. No they only told me things that would cost ME MONEY.. I hate them.. I hate them all.. I hope they all die alone and unloved. So now it’s 4:09 pm.. I have to make it to La Guardia before my 5:40 flight leaves.......... in NYC traffic.... from JFK..... at rush hour......yeah I didn’t think it would happen either. Some nice people I guess noticed I was a ticking time bomb and shuffled me into the next taxi. Much to the shagrin of the people next in line. Guy managed to make it to La Guardia in time. I was shocked. So a $25 cab ride later. There I is. Now I just have to get my new ticket, get through security and get to the gate. So one of the agents in the lobby asked what I needed. I explained the "transfer without telling me" thing and he cuts me to the front of the line and right to a teller who got me my new ticket checked my bag and got me to security. Which I managed to get through with no beeps.. So I get there.. To the gate.. And the flight is delayed almost an hour and ½. When they FINALLY board the thing.. It wont take my ticket.. So I get a first class seat.. Lest someone loseth their life. So the plane is supposed to go from NYC to where I live making a stop but I don’t switch planes. We get there.. Finally. And they tell us to stay seated.. THEN say we need to hurry off the plane cause they are moving us to the one leaving and yeah.. So there I go.. Off again.. I am honestly amazed I made it home at all. I really thought I was going to have to start looking for an apt in NYC. So I am home.. I am safe.. I am however NOT sound... I am cranky beyond all reason.. And I just want some food.. A bath and some sleep.. If you want to know how my trip went.. Ask me when I recover. __________________ "Life's a B*tch, and then you hit it on the nose with a rolled up newspaper for pissing on the carpet"

12-04-2003, 12:56 PM	#6
azure turtle Mango Lovin' Mutant Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 9,453	I'm so sorry to hear about all the grief you received, Blaze. I hope you're feeling better, and I look forward to hearing about your adventures in NYC. __________________ "God, I love being a turtle!" Want to meet the only blue ninja turtle in existence? Come visit me at my Lair!

12-04-2003, 01:05 PM	#7
PizzaPower Foot Elite Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Pizza Parlor Posts: 3,200	yes, hope you feel better!! __________________ https://www.twitch.tv/turtlepizzapower

12-04-2003, 06:17 AM	#2
That Matt Guy Honey Bunches Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Lone Star State Posts: 5,840	That's almost as bad as the time I had to drive all the way from Colorado back to Texas in one day.

12-04-2003, 10:12 AM	#5
~~Reznorite420~~ Banned Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 3,851	Ouch...wouldn't want to got on a trip like that... What was it for, anyway? (just out of curiousity)