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Jarrah White
12-30-2003, 02:24 AM
Here's a thought; say you desperatly wanted to become a TMNT, what would you do? What would you go through to make yourself a human turtle?

Stone Ill
12-30-2003, 02:39 AM
I would touch a turtle, and then shower myself in mutagen. :D

Jarrah White
12-30-2003, 02:45 AM
Yeah me too I guess.

Michaelangelo|DAH
12-30-2003, 03:08 AM
You know, in fairytales and stuff, right. There always a prince who has been turned tin to a frog or something. Well I'm no frog but.... Doesn't matter, don't know where i'm going with this.

Just give me a big tattoo and let us get it overwith

GK Punk
12-30-2003, 04:55 AM
Can I slightly change the topic Jarrah? maybe as to what animal you'd rather be mutated to? 'cause I can't speak for everyone, but I'd rather be a Cat than a Turtle.

Taloniss
12-30-2003, 06:25 AM
Nothing, since, ya know, I like being human.

Kali
12-30-2003, 09:52 AM
I think it'd be cool to be mutated into a turtle/other reptilian, but not if I lost my hair! I love my hair! Well, in the old cartoon, Mona Lisa had hair, so I guess theoretically I could keep it.

However, my friends and family already say I'm half cat (movements I make, the way I stretch, the sounds I make) so going in that direction wouldn't be bad either.

That Matt Guy
12-30-2003, 11:05 AM
This is just a little bit too creepy for me.

I'd rather be the Rat King anyway.

Nosferatu
12-30-2003, 02:37 PM
Being human sucks. It's so....plain.

I'd much rather be a mutant Turtle anyday. Then again, being a mutant Cougar would be better. :wink:

Trunks
12-30-2003, 02:55 PM
I'd like to be a dolphin because their awsome.

damnhooligan
12-30-2003, 04:28 PM
I'm gonna go with the DNA injection. Though, honestly, I'd just prop myself up next to a turtle, expose myself to lethal amounts of radiation and hope for the best. What's the worst that could happen? :D

Raphaella
12-30-2003, 05:01 PM
Lol, I think I'd go with making contact with an animal, cover myself in mutagen and waite for results. Yes being human sucks, but I like my hair too, lol.

Jarrah White
12-30-2003, 05:44 PM
I'm gonna go with the DNA injection. Though, honestly, I'd just prop myself up next to a turtle, expose myself to lethal amounts of radiation and hope for the best. What's the worst that could happen? :D

Hmm, that would be, extremely painful doses of cancer. I hope you can put up with it :lol:

J Legault
12-30-2003, 05:51 PM
Buy Turtle DNA and then I'll be hidiously mutated in 24 hr.

Buslady
12-30-2003, 07:51 PM
ah just gimme a injection of mutated turtle blood and lets see what happens hahaha and I'd have to be guarenteed of running into Raph so I could really take him on... :wink: being a girly turtle makes it allllll easier..... :wink: :P :D

kyabetsu
12-30-2003, 08:16 PM
FIRST i'd want a guarantee that the TMNT would take my butt IN if i did get myself mutated. nothing worse than going through all that and having the "no room at the inn" scenario.

but provided that they were cool with me bringing my savings and my stuff down there to join 'em... i'd have to go the way splinter went in the cartoon: touch the turtles. touch the ooze.

if it ain't broke don't fix it. i'll take the tried and true method of mutation.

Space Tanuki 9
12-30-2003, 09:59 PM
Well, I wouldn't want to be a turtle, I'm rather attached to hair, mammory glands and being warm blooded. I think I'd have to go canine rather than feline though. I'm not very catlike :)

XERO
12-31-2003, 08:45 PM
Persuade Laird to add me to the storylines of all TMNT Universes. :P

Mars-Chan
12-31-2003, 09:51 PM
ah just gimme a injection of mutated turtle blood and lets see what happens hahaha and I'd have to be guarenteed of running into Raph so I could really take him on... :wink: being a girly turtle makes it allllll easier..... :wink: :P :D
Buslady...I'm with you on that! When do we start?!? :tlol:

I would love to be mutated into a turtle (keeping my hair, of course), but if I had my choice of being mutated into any animal, you'd better make it a GERMAN SHEPARD!!! :ttwisted: Then I could REALLY have some fun.... :evilgrin:

Buslady
12-31-2003, 11:41 PM
ah just gimme a injection of mutated turtle blood and lets see what happens hahaha and I'd have to be guarenteed of running into Raph so I could really take him on... :wink: being a girly turtle makes it allllll easier..... :wink: :P :D
Buslady...I'm with you on that! When do we start?!? :tlol:

I would love to be mutated into a turtle (keeping my hair, of course), but if I had my choice of being mutated into any animal, you'd better make it a GERMAN SHEPARD!!! :ttwisted: Then I could REALLY have some fun.... :evilgrin:

:lol: :lol: :) :D :P :evilgrin:
Ohhhhhh wouldn't it be nice????????????? heheheheheeh
:evilgrin: :wink: :P :D :lol: :goofygri: 8) 8)

Jarrah White
01-01-2004, 02:48 AM
Persuade Laird to add me to the storylines of all TMNT Universes. :P

Ever considered writing your own comics? :D

Anyway here's an idea; first I'd undergo surgery for the removal of the portion of my head that has all my hair, then have it cryogenically fozen. After that I'd handle a turtle and rub the mutagen into my skin. After mutating into a human turtle I'd under go another operation to have my hair reattached.

Nosferatu
01-01-2004, 08:12 AM
All I can say about that, JW, is "ow!"

Is hair really that important? I mean, to go through all that pain to keep it? I usually shave my head to stubble so I don't have to deal with it. So I wouldn't mind not having hair.

Trunks
01-01-2004, 03:03 PM
Me to it sucks so I keep it nice and short.

Kali
01-01-2004, 04:49 PM
Is hair really that important? I mean, to go through all that pain to keep it? I usually shave my head to stubble so I don't have to deal with it. So I wouldn't mind not having hair.
Hey, it's the only part of my physical self that's "pretty", and I'm very protective of it. All three feet of it. :evilgrin:

PizzaPower
01-01-2004, 04:52 PM
It would be cool if they have a contest where one lucky person can be on the new toon.

Nosferatu
01-01-2004, 05:11 PM
Hey, it's the only part of my physical self that's "pretty", and I'm very protective of it. All three feet of it. :evilgrin:

Three feet? Holy crap, that's long. :o

Hannah
01-01-2004, 05:19 PM
::shaves head, has shell implanted on spine, and gets tatooed whitish er stuffles:: ooowww.... those damn needles hurt...man.....But, i am a turtle!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Nosferatu
01-01-2004, 05:21 PM
What about your fingers and toes? Gonna get them surgical stuck together to appear to be three fingers on each hand and two toes?

Jarrah White
01-01-2004, 05:47 PM
What about your fingers and toes? Gonna get them surgical stuck together to appear to be three fingers on each hand and two toes?

Why not have skin implanted around those fingers and nows...

::shaves head, has shell implanted on spine, and gets tatooed whitish er stuffles:: ooowww.... those damn needles hurt...man.....But, i am a turtle!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Any pictures? :lol:

Taloniss
01-01-2004, 06:35 PM
What about your fingers and toes? Gonna get them surgical stuck together to appear to be three fingers on each hand and two toes?

Glue works wonders

The Defibrillator
01-02-2004, 12:03 AM
Does anyone remember that ep of Batman Beyond a yr or 2 ago, where "splicing" was really popular?

If you don't know what I'm talking about, in the cartoon it was all the rage to get animal DNA shot into your bloodstream so you became part animal.

There was a guy with huge horns like a ram, a guy with scales and fangs, and there was even a guy who had gills and stuff. It was so sweet.

Kali
01-02-2004, 09:59 AM
Does anyone remember that ep of Batman Beyond a yr or 2 ago, where "splicing" was really popular?
Yeah, I remember that ep, and I loved the idea. Don't know if I would go that far if real TMNT weren't around, though. :lol: