What would you do to become a Ninja Turtle?

~~Jarrah White~~ · 12-30-2003, 02:24 AM

Here's a thought; say you desperatly wanted to become a TMNT, what would you do? What would you go through to make yourself a human turtle?

*Stone Ill* · 12-30-2003, 02:39 AM

I would touch a turtle, and then shower myself in mutagen.

~~Jarrah White~~ · 12-30-2003, 02:45 AM

Yeah me too I guess.

Michaelangelo|DAH · 12-30-2003, 03:08 AM

You know, in fairytales and stuff, right. There always a prince who has been turned tin to a frog or something. Well I'm no frog but.... Doesn't matter, don't know where i'm going with this.

Just give me a big tattoo and let us get it overwith

**GK Punk** · 12-30-2003, 04:55 AM

Can I slightly change the topic Jarrah? maybe as to what animal you'd rather be mutated to? 'cause I can't speak for everyone, but I'd rather be a Cat than a Turtle.

*Taloniss* · 12-30-2003, 06:25 AM

Nothing, since, ya know, I like being human.

**Kali** · 12-30-2003, 09:52 AM

I think it'd be cool to be mutated into a turtle/other reptilian, but not if I lost my hair! I love my hair! Well, in the old cartoon, Mona Lisa had hair, so I guess theoretically I could keep it.

However, my friends and family already say I'm half cat (movements I make, the way I stretch, the sounds I make) so going in that direction wouldn't be bad either.

*That Matt Guy* · 12-30-2003, 11:05 AM

This is just a little bit too creepy for me.

I'd rather be the Rat King anyway.

Nosferatu · 12-30-2003, 02:37 PM

Being human sucks. It's so....plain.

I'd much rather be a mutant Turtle anyday. Then again, being a mutant Cougar would be better.

~~Trunks~~ · 12-30-2003, 02:55 PM

I'd like to be a dolphin because their awsome.

*damnhooligan* · 12-30-2003, 04:28 PM

I'm gonna go with the DNA injection. Though, honestly, I'd just prop myself up next to a turtle, expose myself to lethal amounts of radiation and hope for the best. What's the worst that could happen?

Raphaella · 12-30-2003, 05:01 PM

Lol, I think I'd go with making contact with an animal, cover myself in mutagen and waite for results. Yes being human sucks, but I like my hair too, lol.

~~Jarrah White~~ · 12-30-2003, 05:44 PM

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Originally Posted by damnhooligan

I'm gonna go with the DNA injection. Though, honestly, I'd just prop myself up next to a turtle, expose myself to lethal amounts of radiation and hope for the best. What's the worst that could happen?

Hmm, that would be, extremely painful doses of cancer. I hope you can put up with it

*J Legault* · 12-30-2003, 05:51 PM

Buy Turtle DNA and then I'll be hidiously mutated in 24 hr.

*Buslady* · 12-30-2003, 07:51 PM

ah just gimme a injection of mutated turtle blood and lets see what happens hahaha and I'd have to be guarenteed of running into Raph so I could really take him on...

being a girly turtle makes it allllll easier.....

*kyabetsu* · 12-30-2003, 08:16 PM

FIRST i'd want a guarantee that the TMNT would take my butt IN if i did get myself mutated. nothing worse than going through all that and having the "no room at the inn" scenario.

but provided that they were cool with me bringing my savings and my stuff down there to join 'em... i'd have to go the way splinter went in the cartoon: touch the turtles. touch the ooze.

if it ain't broke don't fix it. i'll take the tried and true method of mutation.

Space Tanuki 9 · 12-30-2003, 09:59 PM

Well, I wouldn't want to be a turtle, I'm rather attached to hair, mammory glands and being warm blooded. I think I'd have to go canine rather than feline though. I'm not very catlike

*XERO* · 12-31-2003, 08:45 PM

Persuade Laird to add me to the storylines of all TMNT Universes.

*Mars-Chan* · 12-31-2003, 09:51 PM

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ah just gimme a injection of mutated turtle blood and lets see what happens hahaha and I'd have to be guarenteed of running into Raph so I could really take him on...

being a girly turtle makes it allllll easier.....

Buslady...I'm with you on that! When do we start?!?

I would love to be mutated into a turtle (keeping my hair, of course), but if I had my choice of being mutated into any animal, you'd better make it a GERMAN SHEPARD!!!

Then I could REALLY have some fun....

*Buslady* · 12-31-2003, 11:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Mars

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ah just gimme a injection of mutated turtle blood and lets see what happens hahaha and I'd have to be guarenteed of running into Raph so I could really take him on...

being a girly turtle makes it allllll easier.....

Buslady...I'm with you on that! When do we start?!?

I would love to be mutated into a turtle (keeping my hair, of course), but if I had my choice of being mutated into any animal, you'd better make it a GERMAN SHEPARD!!!

Then I could REALLY have some fun....

Ohhhhhh wouldn't it be nice????????????? heheheheheeh

View Poll Results: How would you turn yourself into a Ninja Turtle?
Remove all your hair, have a shell impanted to your spine and get tattooed green	3	23.08%
Undergo surgery for the removal of human skin/internal organs and have it all replaced with that of a turtle.	0	0%
Or simply inject yourself with turtle DNA and wait fror results?	5	38.46%
Other.	5	38.46%
Voters: 13. You may not vote on this poll

12-30-2003, 02:24 AM	#1
~~Jarrah White~~ Banned Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 2,394	What would you do to become a Ninja Turtle? Here's a thought; say you desperatly wanted to become a TMNT, what would you do? What would you go through to make yourself a human turtle?

12-30-2003, 03:08 AM	#4
Michaelangelo\|DAH Mad Scientist Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: The Land Up North ''Denmark'' Posts: 1,299	You know, in fairytales and stuff, right. There always a prince who has been turned tin to a frog or something. Well I'm no frog but.... Doesn't matter, don't know where i'm going with this. Just give me a big tattoo and let us get it overwith __________________ .....''TMNT, Whatcha get is whatcha see''.-Michaelangelo

12-30-2003, 04:28 PM	#11
damnhooligan Mad Scientist Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Dorksville, USA Posts: 1,745	I'm gonna go with the DNA injection. Though, honestly, I'd just prop myself up next to a turtle, expose myself to lethal amounts of radiation and hope for the best. What's the worst that could happen? __________________

12-30-2003, 05:01 PM	#12
Raphaella Hench Mutant Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: England, building my own sewer system Posts: 403	Lol, I think I'd go with making contact with an animal, cover myself in mutagen and waite for results. Yes being human sucks, but I like my hair too, lol. __________________ "We came, we saw, we kicked their ASS!" - Ghostbusters message to UK channels : You SUCK ~ Mutant lover

12-30-2003, 02:39 AM	#2
Stone Ill Mad Scientist Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Burlington, Ontario Posts: 2,397	I would touch a turtle, and then shower myself in mutagen.

12-30-2003, 02:45 AM	#3
~~Jarrah White~~ Banned Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 2,394	Yeah me too I guess.

12-30-2003, 04:55 AM	#5
GK Punk I'm your Devil Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 12,439	Can I slightly change the topic Jarrah? maybe as to what animal you'd rather be mutated to? 'cause I can't speak for everyone, but I'd rather be a Cat than a Turtle.

12-30-2003, 06:25 AM	#6
Taloniss Mad Scientist Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Toronto Posts: 1,819	Nothing, since, ya know, I like being human.

12-30-2003, 09:52 AM	#7
Kali Inactive Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: California! Posts: 11,101	I think it'd be cool to be mutated into a turtle/other reptilian, but not if I lost my hair! I love my hair! Well, in the old cartoon, Mona Lisa had hair, so I guess theoretically I could keep it. However, my friends and family already say I'm half cat (movements I make, the way I stretch, the sounds I make) so going in that direction wouldn't be bad either.

12-30-2003, 11:05 AM	#8
That Matt Guy Honey Bunches Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Lone Star State Posts: 5,840	This is just a little bit too creepy for me. I'd rather be the Rat King anyway.

12-30-2003, 02:37 PM	#9
Nosferatu Hench Mutant Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 283	Being human sucks. It's so....plain. I'd much rather be a mutant Turtle anyday. Then again, being a mutant Cougar would be better.

12-30-2003, 02:55 PM	#10
~~Trunks~~ Banned Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: somewhere in time Posts: 198	I'd like to be a dolphin because their awsome.

12-30-2003, 05:51 PM	#14
J Legault Mad Scientist Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: West Coast Posts: 2,054	Buy Turtle DNA and then I'll be hidiously mutated in 24 hr. __________________ I am a fan of TMNT and I'm still one today. I got into the habbit back in 1992 or 93' when I was little. I would like to thank my 2 year older cousin for getting me in the habbit. 2001 was when I revised my knowledge on TMNT. And today I'm a bigger fan than I was years ago. I have all 3 TMNT Movies, current Toon, and old school Toon on DVD.

12-30-2003, 07:51 PM	#15
Buslady WingsOfDarkness! Perkele! Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: In 7803... Posts: 4,366	ah just gimme a injection of mutated turtle blood and lets see what happens hahaha and I'd have to be guarenteed of running into Raph so I could really take him on... being a girly turtle makes it allllll easier..... __________________

12-30-2003, 08:16 PM	#16
kyabetsu Foot Elite Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: under my hat Posts: 4,393	FIRST i'd want a guarantee that the TMNT would take my butt IN if i did get myself mutated. nothing worse than going through all that and having the "no room at the inn" scenario. but provided that they were cool with me bringing my savings and my stuff down there to join 'em... i'd have to go the way splinter went in the cartoon: touch the turtles. touch the ooze. if it ain't broke don't fix it. i'll take the tried and true method of mutation.

12-30-2003, 09:59 PM	#17
Space Tanuki 9 Random Punk Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: New Hampshell Posts: 47	Well, I wouldn't want to be a turtle, I'm rather attached to hair, mammory glands and being warm blooded. I think I'd have to go canine rather than feline though. I'm not very catlike __________________ "Ohaiyo Wasabi!" "Hullo MUSTARD?"

12-31-2003, 08:45 PM	#18
XERO Hybrid Theorist Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Alamo City Posts: 8,184	Persuade Laird to add me to the storylines of all TMNT Universes. __________________ "Travel at the speed of light... then hit the nitro!"