Turtles & April.

[Jarrah White]

Have anyone of you ever imagined April and a TMNT get together? Maybe even have sex? Ask me I've always thought Don and April would make a good couple, they both share the same personality. They both have that techno mojo as Mikey would call it. I mean Donatello invented the Battle Shell, Turtle Vision goggles, etc, etc, and April helped Baxter build his mouser robots and helped the turtles get into Stocktronics, TCRI and the Foot tower. I've always thought Donny would make a better boyfriend than Casey.

[MW8979]

I'm assuming you're talking about the new April, in which case I'd say nobody. The turtles are another species and Casey is just a tad too old for her for it to look normal. The only realistic and normal couple in the cartoon would be old cartoon April with Casey. Nothing else would look right. The writers of TMNT1 weren't stupid.

[Jo Dawn]

Hmm.... Wow. See, I always thought that April and Donnie would be a cute couple. But, even if they never got together, I enjoy the little hints, the infatuation they make allusions to. I always thought it to be an interesting (and enjoyable) touch.

Not that I don't like Casey, though. It could just be that, in real life, I'm way more attracted to Donnie types. :wink:

See, I could go into a big spiel here about this whole debate, and discuss both for and against Casey and for or against Don. But to forego that whole discussion, and just going by who I think the better boyfriend would be... I'd have to say Don.

But, like I said: That could just be me. :)

[raphael90]

I always think of the first movie when I think of a love connection between April and the Turtles. Leonardo, I don't think so...I don't think he ever showed any real interest in April. Donnie and Mikey did obviously like her, but it was that kind of silly flirtatous stuff. Mikey maybe would work with April, he was always making her laugh. But I gotta go with Raphael and maybe I'm biased (I probably am), but I think he secretly liked her...I don't know for some reason I think I like him best with her. However, they are different species...I don't really see anything beyond a limited relationship possible.

Casey woulda made a nice match for her...too bad they dropped that line after the first movie.

[Bowser_Koopa]

you had to include venus didn't ya :roll:

[Taloniss]

:roll:

[Bowser_Koopa]

mmm...what does that mean?

[ZariusTwo]

Have anyone of you ever imagined April and a TMNT get together? Maybe even have sex?

:roll:

Write a Fanfic and find out

(April and Venus H.L.A= YUCK)

[Bowser_Koopa]

there was this girl, space fille or something like that, she made a drawing about don and april together, they were just cuddling though

[ZariusTwo]

there was this girl, space fille or something like that, she made a drawing about don and april together, they were just cuddling though

I've seen pictures of April and Leonardo doing a lot more than that.... :lol:

[Reznorite420]

*looks toward the sky*

Dear God, when will it stop?

[Raven]

i would rather not think about april hooking up with one of the turtes :sick:

[Kali]

Well, in the new cartoon, Don and April have a bond that could easily turn into something more, if it weren't for several factors. The most important being age and species. Casey's her best match, in most universes.

In the movies, there was "something" between her and Raph, but it never panned out, probably for the reasons it wouldn't work with Don. (Doesn't keep me from writing fics, though.)

Leo and Mike, not a chance. Personalities just don't mix. Same with Venus, if either of them were into that. (And to be honest, I think Vee's a little too "spiritually evolved" to let a little thing like gender get in the way of love.)

[Jo Dawn]

Well, in the new cartoon, Don and April have a bond that could easily turn into something more, if it weren't for several factors. The most important being age and species. Casey's her best match, in most universes.

Yeah, I never expect her to actually get together with one of the TMNT, because of a few reasons. But I think it's things like her bond with Don that could turn into more, but most likely won't, that make it all a little more interesting. It adds a bit of angst to it all... adds a little more depth.

In the movies, there was "something" between her and Raph, but it never panned out, probably for the reasons it wouldn't work with Don. (Doesn't keep me from writing fics, though.)

Yep, doesn't stop me from writing them, either. Or from reading them. :)

[Coola Yagami]

IMO I think it would be kinda weird. All 4 of em like April in one way or another, and for one of em to actually have her for himself... that would make the other 3 feel weird. It's like, when kids are growin up, there's always a girl that's like.. 'one of the guys' and you all hang with her and stuff, you all secretly check her out and blah blah, then you feel weird cause now one of your buddies finally bagged her and you're all left with nada.

[Jarrah White]

[quote]In the movies, there was "something" between her and Raph, but it never panned out, probably for the reasons it wouldn't work with Don. (Doesn't keep me from writing fics, though.)

Yep, doesn't stop me from writing them, either. Or from reading them. :)

On that note, I will say that in the April-Getting-Turned-Into-A-Turtle-Fanfic I'm writing, Donatello is very devoted to April.

[ThirdMarioBro]

This whole topic = dinner on floor

[MW8979]

IMO I think it would be kinda weird. All 4 of em like April in one way or another, and for one of em to actually have her for himself... that would make the other 3 feel weird. It's like, when kids are growin up, there's always a girl that's like.. 'one of the guys' and you all hang with her and stuff, you all secretly check her out and blah blah, then you feel weird cause now one of your buddies finally bagged her and you're all left with nada.

Now see, that is the most probable and realistic outcome of any one of these love schemes, which is why they don't and never will happen in the cartoon.

[That Matt Guy]

How about Casey and Raph get together. :roll:

[Deathknight]

ewww, nasty. I don't think I'd ever want to even think about the turtles going out with April.

[Kali]

How about Casey and Raph get together. :roll:
*snicker* It's true, there really aren't any more original ideas in the universe... :lol:

[jestergoblin]

This is so stupid...

*shakes head*

[Volvo 245]

well there is some really nasty "hentai" (japanese cartoon porn)
witih april and splinter and april with bebop and rocksteady.

its really really well drawn too..

anyhow i voted casey since beastiality aint my thing :D

[GK Punk]

well there is some really nasty "hentai" (japanese cartoon porn)
witih april and splinter and april with bebop and rocksteady.

its really really well drawn too..

anyhow i voted casey since beastiality aint my thing :D

Hentai isn't just "Japanese Cartoon Porn" It's a word for "Pervert"
And everyone in this thread is Hentai. *nods*

[J Legault]

I think Don and April make a good team. They both have great skills with electronics.

[Shreddette]

I don't really understand the whole ninja turtles having sex with humans, or any other animal having sex with humans... it's just not something that is a turn on for me.

Some people might think I am a furry, because of a character I have with catlike traits-- eyes ears and nose. No fur.... just those traits and some animalistic biology but it only works with humans so she could only mate with humans. I do not consider myself a furry... I don't particularly like furry art... most of it, anyways.

I read some written erotica about Raph doing it with some stripper (while Raph wasn't mentioned you knew it was him) and while it was an interesting read, I just... couldn't see how it is sexy or why anyone would wanna bang a giant turtle. And then someone draws or writes about the turtles doing each other which is even more weird because they're brothers...

If anything I think April should be with Shredder before she's with a Turtle or any other mutant. It just doesn't.... click.

[Lisardo]

I'm a hopeless romantic so i don't mind this topic :D Always had wondered the same thing myself. I had the same kinda poll on my website. With different results too. On mine it was varied, on here most ppl chose Don. I'd havta agree that with the FB toon, April and Don seem to work best for all the reasons you guys already mentioned. In the movie, April and Raph cuz someone how they seemed to bond. In Mirage, dunno, maybe Raph again. In the orig. toon, I always thought April and Leo, since he recued her all the time and cared for her well-being :) Course I know him being a leader and all, he's supposted to care about the well-being of others, but still, seemed he cared extra for her. Plus in the orig. toon, she actually was a little bit interested in the turtles in return. She did at least call them 'cute' onetime.

In the real story of course I know it's Casey and April in most universes. But I always thought it was for convienence sake. Course the same thing happens in alot of action/adventure flicks: hero and girl are put together, no other guys/girls around, so conveinently they fall for one another. I don't mind that sometimes, esp. in action/adventure movies. With TMNT tho, April has more options I always felt, even if they weren't human. In the movie, I don't mind April/Casey together cuz they seemed to click more. In the FB toon, they don't as much. To me, there doesn't seem to much of anything between them. Just conveinently put together. Whereas, she has wayyyyyyyyyyy more in common with Don. Now I KNOW that will never happen in the TMNT TV world, or comic world, but as some of you already mentioned, I do enjoy reading it in fanfics. Wish there were more April/TMNT hookups in fanfics.

[Tetsu Deinonychus]

Raph + Casey = best TMNT yaoi pair so far, but yaoi and TMNT just don't go together for me.

Back on topic: I think April just needs to just settle down with a nice Utrom boy.

[Buslady]

Have anyone of you ever imagined April and a TMNT get together? Maybe even have sex? Ask me I've always thought Don and April would make a good couple, they both share the same personality. They both have that techno mojo as Mikey would call it. I mean Donatello invented the Battle Shell, Turtle Vision goggles, etc, etc, and April helped Baxter build his mouser robots and helped the turtles get into Stocktronics, TCRI and the Foot tower. I've always thought Donny would make a better boyfriend than Casey.

none of them should and not because they're different species, they're only part human actually. now if some other lady character took interest in one of them........... :P

[Jo Dawn]

I'm a hopeless romantic so i don't mind this topic :D

I know, me too. :)

In the real story of course I know it's Casey and April in most universes. But I always thought it was for convienence sake. Course the same thing happens in alot of action/adventure flicks: hero and girl are put together, no other guys/girls around, so conveinently they fall for one another. I don't mind that sometimes, esp. in action/adventure movies.

I read a fanfic (and I'm not gonna mention the name just in case she doesn't want me to) that made me think. In it, April says that people thought her and Casey would get together. But she was having thoughts that maybe her only attraction to him was that he was the only other person who shared the knowledge of the TMNT with her. Kinda made me think... I know it doesn't hold true for all the TMNT universes, but it was interesting just the same. :)

Note: I have nothing against Casey at all... I just thought this was interesting.

[Buslady]

I don't really understand the whole ninja turtles having sex with humans, or any other animal having sex with humans... it's just not something that is a turn on for me.


but they arent just animals, they are part human, they carry the dna the goo carried in it....its no big deal to me cause i dont think of them as animals


beastality imho is nnnnnnnaaaassssttttyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[Kali]

but they arent just animals, they are part human, they carry the dna the goo carried in it....its no big deal to me cause i dont think of them as animals


beastality imho is nnnnnnnaaaassssttttyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Exactly my thinking. I can't think of the TMNT as "animals". They are sentient. And would (in a good case) be completely consenting.

Unlike animals...

[Tetsu Deinonychus]

Ah, I still say April and Glurin! :lol:

[Shreddette]

Well yah they are part human, although they do not look human-- not their faces or torso's anyways...

Also the way it's been described how they pull out their member is just how a turtle would too... the whole idea sorta freaks me out lol... interesting nonetheless. I don't like, shun it or anything.

Lots of people get really freaked by it and offended to the point of being disgusted entirely, therefore shunning all forms of anthro/furry art and people involved, which I think is ridiculous and close minded.
To each their own... some people think my cartoon character is gross being a very small part cat, and also may think my fascination with Shredder is ****ed up so heh.

Total intolerance ticks me off. I don't beleive in censorship.

[TOAST]

nahh thats not gross, listen to cannibal corpse lyrics thats gross. someone should draw a pic of what the kids would look like.

[MyPetMonster]

April and Keno? Ugh,I think I just made myself sick.


Seriously though,I don't think an April/Turtle pairing would work.While I don't think it could be considered beastiality because as someone pointed out the Turtles would be consenting.The problem would lie with compatibility.Humans and reptiles are very different creatures.I don't think it would be possible for a turtle,even a humanoid one,to successfully mate with a human.

[TOAST]

didnt they mate a spider with a goat once? my friend told me that probably not true, the human dna might mess up the animal one youd get a messed up turtle thingay if it even worked

[Coola Yagami]

Who's talking about mating? What about good old fashioned hardcore screwing??


Geez, you think April and Casey would be discussing baby plans as soon as they had their first date?

By the time April and whichever TMNT she chose actually settled down, got more serious and started pondering the possibilty of being able to have a child or not, they woulda done the deed a few times already. It's damned common sense people.

[Lisardo]

April and Keno, ok now personally, I'm more grossed out by the two of them being together than her and one of the guys! And I agree, the turtles are only human too, well, part human. Being boys and being teens, I'm sure they have hormones. For lack of mutant turtle chicks, they havta settle human chicks. And even when Venus was around, they were interested in her a little, but not as much as they were in the human girls (like at the rave and stuff). Anyone notice that? Of course it could be cuz they all thought they were related to one another, but later on Leo told her "...we're not related". So this whole 'species difference' thing is not necessarily an issue. Ain't you guys ever heard of beauty and the beast? Definately true romance there, not sex, not even kissing (perhaps a kiss on the cheek, that'd be ok). Come to think of it, I miss that real life show 'Beauty and the Beast' with Vincent and Kathryn. Love the Disney version too! :D

[gobo]

O_O This is all brilliant inspiration for a new fanfic... Since the episode would likely be too controversial (tho it's not like the shows haven't been controversial so far), I may as well take a stab at it. Like the majority of people here, I think Donnie's a perfect match for April. And, this makes my task easier since I can relate to Don's insecurities. He is pretty much a gobo with different interests. ^_^ ... Please don't tell the definition A_Turtle gave my name, Karpo007, Deathknight, and any other IRC friends I got in here. Thankies... ^_^

[Tetsu Deinonychus]

Donatello Or Glurin! :lol:

[That Matt Guy]

Krang and Splinter.

[Jarrah White]

(sigh) We are not here to disguess homosexuality between TMNT characters, we are here to debate about the turtle[s] relationship with April.

[That Matt Guy]

Like anyone is going to take that seriously after you wrote Venus-------- Lesbians! :roll:

[Jarrah White]

Please, could we just keep the subject on April and the turtles.

[Taloniss]

(sigh) We are not here to disguess homosexuality between TMNT characters, we are here to debate about the turtle[s] relationship with April.

But we can discuss lesbians and beastiality right? :roll:

[Tinselcat]

Like anyone is going to take that seriously after you wrote Venus-------- Lesbians! :roll:

i voted for the venus lesbians!! i've never seen the show with venus, but it'd just be hilarious if a character like april, who guys are always going crazy over, ends up rejecting all of them in favor of a lady! like... ninjara or lady shredder! *snicker*
of course, i'm also a crazy slash fan, and i think splinter and shredder should totally hook up.

[Buslady]

O_O This is all brilliant inspiration for a new fanfic... Since the episode would likely be too controversial (tho it's not like the shows haven't been controversial so far), I may as well take a stab at it. Like the majority of people here, I think Donnie's a perfect match for April. And, this makes my task easier since I can relate to Don's insecurities. He is pretty much a gobo with different interests. ^_^ ... Please don't tell the definition A_Turtle gave my name, Karpo007, Deathknight, and any other IRC friends I got in here. Thankies... ^_^

I'm working on a turtle/human romance,(actually two, one movie and one foxbox versions) but I don't go for the idea of April / turtle thing, she's like a mom to them nothing more, or maybe even a big sister. She's their guide to the human world. I just don't think it'd work. I can see a very good friendship with Donnie though, best friends would be believable.

[Buslady]

Well yah they are part human, although they do not look human-- not their faces or torso's anyways...

Also the way it's been described how they pull out their member is just how a turtle would too... the whole idea sorta freaks me out lol... interesting nonetheless. I don't like, shun it or anything.


How's this description? heeh just kidding. IMHO they wouldn't be human endowed, that small little detail drives me nuts, so many write fics with them being human in that department, they're half and half but something as primal as certain anatomical features wouldn't change much.
In my stories they're turtle endowed with slight modifications :D

[Kali]

Well yah they are part human, although they do not look human-- not their faces or torso's anyways...

Also the way it's been described how they pull out their member is just how a turtle would too... the whole idea sorta freaks me out lol... interesting nonetheless. I don't like, shun it or anything.

How's this description? heeh just kidding. IMHO they wouldn't be human endowed, that small little detail drives me nuts, they're half and half but something as primal as certain anatomical features wouldn't change much.
In my stories they're turtle endowed with slight modifications :D
One reason why my fics aren't detailed in that area. :lol:

As for April/Turtle, I only did my April/Raph one because someone else had done a really, really bad version using the plotline. Someone else used the same plot, improved it some, but it was still not even decent. So I did mine, and if anyone wants to carry on the tradition and "improve" it, be my guest.

I prefer dealing more with the "emotional" than the "physical" in this genre.

[King31]

The thought of April and the Turtles is very strange. I think April would be MUCH better off with a human.

[Buslady]

The thought of April and the Turtles is very strange. I think April would be MUCH better off with a human.

April + Casey = yeah.

As for April/Turtle, I only did my April/Raph one because someone else had done a really, really bad version using the plotline. Someone else used the same plot, improved it some, but it was still not even decent. So I did mine, and if anyone wants to carry on the tradition and "improve" it, be my guest.

I prefer dealing more with the "emotional" than the "physical" in this genre.

I also like to go with the emotional stuff, it's a challenge, esp. with Raphers, who the hell knows how'd he react in certain situations. (i kinda hope they might do something in foxbox toon with him and he falls for some girl secretly or something)
I took one of mine further because others wanted me to, it was only supposed to be 5 chapters and just give Raph a friend to hang out with. Readers kept saying keep going, so I went all out.
So far so good.

[HorseTechie]

PC issues aside, April and Donnie all the way! :goof: And my vote is cast.

But I also happy with the present April and Casey pairing the Mirage comic and FB show have too. :wink:

[impetus]

*looks toward the sky*

Dear God, when will it stop?you and me both, bro

[Cascadia]

*looks toward the sky*

Dear God, when will it stop?you and me both, bro

same here.....when april and venus was put in the poll....the whole issue would not be taken seriously.

[Kali]

same here.....when april and venus was put in the poll....the whole issue would not be taken seriously.
This is now forcing me to immortalize this concept in fan art.

[Ace Duck]

"So you see, Turtles, it just wouldn't work out. We're from different worlds. Really different worlds."

- April, "Enter The Fly"

[Orochi Chimera]

As far as April's releationship with the turtles they are just good friends. The most contact she would have with the turtles is maybe a hug or possibly a kiss on the cheek for saving her from whatever she needs to be saved from in a particular episode. All innocent stuff. I wouldn't want to think of anything beyond that.

[THE-X-FLO]

Oh boy, how can you wonder if April would go out with one of those turtles? Look at her, man! The shape of her lips. The smooth, silky skin. The way her nose crinkles when she laughs... she's perfect.. She has nothing to do with those freaks...^^

[Brandatello]

yeah! and april having turtles! :lol: :lol: that would be funny!!![/url]

[tmnt_girl]

I think There's some thing goin on between April and don, when they first met don's like staring at her and smiling, and also when master splinter said "wat r u goin to do now with out a job" april said "i'm not sure" don was the frist to say, "well'll help u gte back on ur feet" and also when stockmens lab was goin to blow and mikey said let's get out of here, don was the one who held her and jumped back to the floor.
and they kissed.

[ZariusTwo]

I think There's some thing goin on between April and don, when they first met don's like staring at her and smiling, and also when master splinter said "wat r u goin to do now with out a job" april said "i'm not sure" don was the frist to say, "well'll help u gte back on ur feet" and also when stockmens lab was goin to blow and mikey said let's get out of here, don was the one who held her and jumped back to the floor.
and they kissed.

There's nothing there, April gets off with Casey in season three, as god intended

[XERO]

Either way you look at at, the Turtles are still underage, not yet 18. April is in her 20s. Illegal.

But if you're talking about the NEW comic, then... :roll: :P

[Serp]

I dunno :| :cry:

[Sage Ninja]

April and Keno, ok now personally, I'm more grossed out by the two of them being together than her and one of the guys! And I agree, the turtles are only human too, well, part human. Being boys and being teens, I'm sure they have hormones. For lack of mutant turtle chicks, they havta settle human chicks. And even when Venus was around, they were interested in her a little, but not as much as they were in the human girls (like at the rave and stuff). Anyone notice that? Of course it could be cuz they all thought they were related to one another, but later on Leo told her "...we're not related". So this whole 'species difference' thing is not necessarily an issue.

Do you think the turtles in any universe (excluding the comics) are trully capable of have those emotions? I mean do you think given the fact that they are adolecent males that they have those sorts of urges for females. Do you think that they actually find human females attrctive at all? Or do you think their attraction is more stemmed in just their desire for other social realationships out side their immediatly?

[Kali]

Do you think the turtles in any universe (excluding the comics) are trully capable of have those emotions? I mean do you think given the fact that they are adolecent males that they have those sorts of urges for females. Do you think that they actually find human females attrctive at all? Or do you think their attraction is more stemmed in just their desire for other social realationships out side their immediatly?
That's actually a good question. Considering the cartoon universes (including Archie), if they find mutants/aliens of another species attractive, I don’t see why humans would really be all that different in their mind. Like mutant monkeys or something. :P And it would really depend on whether the attraction was physical at all (example: Lotus Blossom.) Just because someone’s not actively looking for a relationship doesn’t mean they don’t want, or aren’t capable of those feelings.

Mike did have that poster in the second movie… But, the TMNT might have a slight prejudice against humans, since they have been told all their life that humans would instantly reject them.

It’s actually very hard to predict what a human will find attractive (detail-wise), even when they know their “type”, much less a mutant turtle. I think Don’s attraction towards April (because that’s what a bulk of this thread is about) is a school-boy crush. Think about it, Don’s probably been teased and felt distanced from his brothers because of his interests. Suddenly, they meet a nice, pretty woman who shares his interests. Instant bond. Almost all Turtle/other relationships have this pattern.

But I do think many of the “canon” relationships were stemmed from the acceptance of the other person, and the Turtle trying to “hold” onto that. It’s complicated. If relationships were easy to figure out, we’d all be in one, and no one would ever have problems. ;)

But really, in the end, it all depends on the writer. But we do have well-written, well-rounded characters here. Romance novel characters fall in love all the time, and they’ve got less depth than my fingernail. :lol:

[tmnt_girl]

Well i think Don fancys April, and Don and April r very close!

[NeoBix]

Have anyone of you ever imagined April and a TMNT get together? Maybe even have sex?

April having SEX with turtles??? What the hell is wrong with you, Jarrah White? There are kids that come on these boards man, get a grip! I don't know what happened to you, Jarrah, but you used to be a nice and cool dude, but something has happened to you... you've changed somehow. You don't need to be talkin about this stuff on here. Now it's no surprise to me that you got banned from these forums, the way you're actin. What the hell happened to you, bro?!? :evil:








On a side note, I think Raphael and April should hook up and have sex.



--Neo out

[Jo Dawn]

There's nothing there, April gets off with Casey in season three, as god intended

Wrong. There's not 'nothing' there between Don and April. I have an email from Dan Berger that says, whiole they may never get together... Don's crush on her, (and her somewhat flirtations with him) are implied throughout the show.

So yeah, anyone thinking they see it, are totally right.

Yeah, she'll get with Casey in the end most likely, but there's still 'something' there with her and Don, no matter how unrequited.

[NeoBix]

I can see it now... "Teenage Mutant Ninja Porn Stars"...

We knew this day would come...

Now come on, everybody cry with me... :cry: :cry: :cry:

[Weapon X]

I can see it now... "Teenage Mutant Ninja Porn Stars"...

We knew this day would come...:

It's been done already.

[KROW]

I voted Casey.

And I still wish there was an ignore list for certain threads. :dead:

[Weapon X]

I voted Casey.

And I still wish there was an ignore list for certain threads. :dead:

Ditto on that one.

[NeoBix]

It's been done already.

Are you serious? :lol:

[Weapon X]

Yeah, it's an animated feature.

[Kali]

And I still wish there was an ignore list for certain threads. :dead:
There is, it’s called "not clicking". :P

[KROW]

There is, it’s called "not clicking". :P
Yeah, but sometimes people should keep their morbid curiousities to themselves.

[tmnt_girl]

well, in the first movie don and April r always holdin hands, and i do think there is something betweent raph, (it's funny when she screams!)
but in the cartoon i know don fancys April and there close i know theres somthing goin on.

[Sage Ninja]

That's actually a good question. Considering the cartoon universes (including Archie), if they find mutants/aliens of another species attractive, I don’t see why humans would really be all that different in their mind. Like mutant monkeys or something. And it would really depend on whether the attraction was physical at all (example: Lotus Blossom.) Just because someone’s not actively looking for a relationship doesn’t mean they don’t want, or aren’t capable of those feelings.

Mike did have that poster in the second movie… But, the TMNT might have a slight prejudice against humans, since they have been told all their life that humans would instantly reject them.

I think it makes more simce for the turtles to find human females attractive than other mutant females. In the classic toon universe it was pretty clear that the turtles where just human teenagers that had the misfortune of being mutated turtle freaks.

And that they definatly don't seem to think of them selves as mutant freaks that can't have love interests. Michaleangelo and Leonardo are proff of that as they both fell for human females and thought thought they where attractive (well Leonardo actually fell in love, Michaelangelo actually just had crushes). I don't think of them as being animals or even mutated ones. I think the turtles stoped being animals the moment the mutagent crossed Yoshi's human dna and mutataed them into their current selves.

As far as the new toon is concerned, I have no idea if the turtles have those kind of emotions are if they even find human females attractive or not. There doesn't seem to be anything that would suggest they do in the new toon besides Donatello's infatuation with April and Leonardo's admiration/crush on that ninja chick that stabed him (can never remember her name).

[tmnt_girl]

well, in love it doesn't matter about how u lokk it matters wat is inside!
thats wat i think, in the old cartoon,(teenage mutant hero turtles) i think leo and April will make a good couple, and in the first movie mikey so has a crush on April it's so ovisious!

[Weapon X]

and in the first movie mikey so has a crush on April it's so ovisious!

I'd say Raph had a bigger one.

But I wouldn't want to see her end up with any of the Turtles. Two totally different species, lets leave it at that. She's fine with Casey, in any universe.

[tmnt_girl]

i agree raph did have a bigger chance, but mikeys like "oh she called me mikey" or when he kissed the tv?

but like i said i'ts wat is inside that is important, like in beaty and the beast?!

[ZariusTwo]

but like i said i'ts wat is inside that is important, like in beaty and the beast?!

Belle had nothing to fear from a guy who did'nt live in the sewers :lol:

[XERO]

Belle had nothing to fear from a guy who did'nt live in the sewers :lol:


Besides the smell? ;) :P

[Coola Yagami]

I dunno... I don't like Casey that miuch for April.. and if she goes with one of the TMNT offcially, it wuld be weird for the other 3. I mean, like she's everyone's friend and suddenly she'd dating one of your brothers? I'd rather leave that kinda thing open to mystery.

If I was a turtle, I woulda done Irma by now.

[Tetsu Deinonychus]

WOW! How old is this thread? Anyway, I kinda like the idea of an April/Don/Casey love triangle. It would just add tension to the story.

[tmnt_girl]

u got to admit don and April would make a cool couple,
come on, they've both got the tecnogeek thing goin, well if none else things they'll make a good couple i still will.

[NeoBix]

u got to admit don and April would make a cool couple,
come on, they've both got the tecnogeek thing goin, well if none else things they'll make a good couple i still will.

nope sorry... Leo or Raph would be better for April, not Donny. sorry :P

[Ryona]

If we're talking the new series, Donnie is so right for April.
The movies, it would be either Raph or Mikey.
The old series, probably Leo.



Anyway...

Looking through this thread, I'm surprised with all the ignorance we get from some of the TMNT fans.

How is it a problem for the boys to date a human female let alone find them attractive??

Ok, I'm going to make this as clear and easy to understand for those who seem to have such an incredibly difficult time grasping such a concept...

The TMNT are basicly humans with a few animal characteristics.

Seriously, it doesn't take a very educated person to see that.


Can the TMNT even be called "turtles"? *shakes head* Nope. They can't. They're a completely new species. They have no relation to turtles other than some external characteristics. The fact is, the only other creature that very closely relates to the TMNT are infact humans.

TMNT = Humanoid turtles

Humans (Homo Sapiens Sapiens) = Humanoid monkeys

Take away both of their primal animal characteristics and you're left with something simply humanoid.




Here's some helpful information on the Web (surprpising that some people don't take the time to do their homework first).


Humanoid
The term "humanoid" refers to any being whose body structure resembles that of a human. In this sense, the term describes non-human hominids and indeed most primates, as well as mythological creatures and artificial organisms (robots), especially in the context of science fiction and fantasy fiction. An android or gynoid is a humanoid robot, even though the words are in principle synonymous.

Usually, a fictional humanoid species has the same basic body outline as a human, being bipedal, but differs in details such as coloring, ear form, presence of hair, average height and weight, size of nose, form of skin, "extras" such as horns, plates, claws, tails or multiple appendages, limb structure (such as having digitigrade legs) and taxonomic lineage (being descended from reptiles, fish, rodents, marsupials, or a phylum not evolved on Earth, perhaps, instead of primates). Reptilian humanoids are a common conceit.

[KROW]

Well, Ryo, I think it's simply not right for turtles and monkeys to be together, humanoid or not. If you take that as ignorance on my part, then, well, I guess there's nothing I can do about it.

[ZariusTwo]

Looking through this thread, I'm surprised with all the ignorance we get from some of the TMNT fans.


Oh get a freaking grip, some of that "ignorance" merly stems from comedic gestures from people who are'nt comfortable when lifele...sorry, "concerned" fangirls overexaggerate thier inane little romances, and trying to see if they can also join in on the fun, we're not insulting thier principles, and even if we were, why is it so god damn important?

Really, this is'nt World of Warcraft, where people threaten to kill someone for pilfering thier cloudsong, this is a TMNT message board where opinions, preferences, differ, and we should'nt have to bend over and "reconsider" anything we say, be it in good humour, harsh, or otherwise, because people like you consider it "ignorant"

[NeoBix]

Warning: The link below contains harsh language.

World Of WarCraft: Cloudsong Incident (http://wowseriousbusiness.ytmnd.com/)

[Sage Ninja]

....

um, I'm not getting into the middle of this one.

I don't see anything wrong with the turtles having crushes on humans, in fact I could almost very easily see ech of them coupled with some some one.

As for who would be the best turtle to be paired up with April, I think that depends on which series you are refering to. In the classic toon I think April and Leonardo would have been good together (if we can't have Lotus Blossom and Leonardo)

I can picture Donatello with Irma, I really thought that Irma wasn't all that uncute. But I think I'm the only one that thinks that. They would have been cool together.

Raphael with some random tongue-in-cheek smart ass girl that can meet his sarcasm, quip for quip. Or Maybe Big Red from Bebop and Rocksteady's gang ;) or maybe Akane from Ranma 1/2. heh heh, I would love to see Raphael and Ranma go head to head over Akane that would definatly be the amusing thing to see.

Michaelangelo...I guess Kala but personally I felt that the chick was leading him on, but she is way better than Buffy from Poor little Rich Turtle. Some one needs to pick out the suffer dudes women other than him :lol:. Because he sees every thing through pepperonni colored glasses.
__________________

from the new toon

I agree April and Donatello would be the best pairing other than that poof Casey. If proffesor Honey Cutt was female and not a computer, good coupling

Leonardo...duh, that girl he has been sweating since city at war, although he could go with April too.

Raphael...Buslady i guess **shrugs**. Some one as hot headed as he is, maybe a fiery red head...or Roseanne.

Mikey...gawd I can't picture Mikey with any one. Seriously I can picture all the others with girlfriends but not him. Heck I can even picture Splinter with some one but not him. Weird! He has got to be the only turtle that the writters haven't shown some slant in that direction with. I don't know if he is emotionally mature for something like that.

And before any one jumps on me--no I'm not dissing him :roll:

[Jester]

Ok...I'm not WoW-literate but what the diddly is a "cloudsong"?

And on the whole "Turtle/human" relations, I see it as kinda gross....but the boys are humanoid teens, and they are probably attracted to human women, but i honestly don't see any human women resipercating their love...kinda like Quasimodo or the Beast from Beauty and the Beast. The boys may have "crushes" on human women, but there is probably nothing that can come from them....i think...

[Ryona]

The boys may have "crushes" on human women, but there is probably nothing that can come from them....i think...

Jester, I believe about half the members In the Technodrome can prove you wrong. ;)

[Jester]

and to that i say....AYE AYE AYE ECH ECH ECH!

[NeoBix]

The bottom line: Turtles and humans should not be doin the hibbity-jibbity with each other.

[tmnt_girl]

If we're talking the new series, Donnie is so right for April.
The movies, it would be either Raph or Mikey.
The old series, probably Leo.

In the movie i think Raph and mikey will b cool for april, in the new cartoon i can picture either Don (espesicaly don) or leo, or mabey leo might be good for Karia, who knows, in the old cartoon april and leo defernently!
but in the new cartoon April and Don, come one u got to admited? :tpizza: :tpizza: :o :evilghttp:

[Ryona]

The bottom line: Turtles and humans should not be doin the hibbity-jibbity with each other.

Agreed.

But humanoids with humanoids, I don't see a problem.





Oh, and OMG, tmnt_girl!! That is one of the cutest pics I have ever seen!! :tlove:

Please tell me you have more like that!!! ^_^

[JaffleMan]

The boys may have "crushes" on human women, but there is probably nothing that can come from them....i think...


I agree, in the TMNT universe I don't think there are any human characters that would be willing to get it on with the TMNT.

The only exception may be Quarry, I mean the turtles did seem to take their time covering their eyes when the monster effects wore off and she didn't really seem to be bothered too much about covering herself. Might have been some kind of an open invitation but that is stretching it and just plain wrong.

[tmnt_girl]

Ryo yes i do have some more:
thers 1

[tmnt_girl]

and thers another:

[tmnt_girl]

and another:

[tmnt_girl]

and last one:

[Weapon X]

Ok first off, your triple posting, and all those smilies are located in the ones we have when you click "More" in the box, I think Ryo ment more pics like the one of Leo and April.

[tmnt_girl]

well tmnt are part human, so april and tmmt will go well togeather,
in the old cartoon when tmnt have that dream when they wish that they didn't stop shredder and they wondered wat life might be like ye?
irma says there cute,
and in the movie mikey did have a crush on april.
but in the currant cartoon i think don or leo (maybe raph) will make a good couple with April, but i can't really amagan mikey and April?

[ZariusTwo]

If we're talking the new series, Donnie is so right for April.
The movies, it would be either Raph or Mikey.
The old series, probably Leo.

In the movie i think Raph and mikey will b cool for april, in the new cartoon i can picture either Don (espesicaly don) or leo, or mabey leo might be good for Karia, who knows, in the old cartoon april and leo defernently!

Oh, just because they touched hands, and got a peck on the cheek, it's WEDDING BELLS, LOL... :roll:

...Get a job.

I can picture Donatello with Irma, I really thought that Irma wasn't all that uncute. But I think I'm the only one that thinks that. They would have been cool together.

Before I leave this sespool of what once could have been a decent thread, I'll say I definatly agree on that one

[tmnt_girl]

i agree in the old cartoon irma and don would go nicely togeather, but come on, in the new cartoon, April is closes to Don then any of the other turtles, then it would probably be Leo, then raph and finally Mikey.

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Ryo - I've also got some picture which my friend drew do u want them?



Edited by Jo Dawn - Combined double post. :)

[Weapon X]

Please for the love of monkey's stop double and triple posting, you can pm her,If you want to make sure she gets the message.

[tmnt_girl]

ok,
I'm Sorry.

[Weapon X]

ok,
I'm Sorry.

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a98/BatManBlade/n00bchildren.jpg

Alright, just watch it next time.

[tmnt_girl]

i really want to know some thing, how come u can u know put big picuters on your post but i can't put big picutres on my posts, they have to be at a surtan size?

[Weapon X]

I just put the Image tags around the URL.

[NeoBix]

tmnt girl, with all due respect to your age and your ethnic background, whatever it may be, you easily have some of the worst English spelling/grammar I've ever seen on the internet. On top of that, you keep double, triple, and even quadruple posting, and you also continue to state the exact same opinion on this topic over, and over, and over again.

If she continues to do this, I suggest suspending her account for a little while so she'll learn her lesson.

Not sure if anyone else has noticed this or not, but I'm just tellin it as I see it.

[Weapon X]

Not sure if anyone else has noticed this or not, but I'm just tellin it as I see it.

So you havn't seen my last five posts?

[NeoBix]

So you havn't seen my last five posts?

You bet your sparkly ass I have. You mentioned that she was double and triple posting, but you never mentioned that she keeps posting the exact same opinion on this topic repeatedly, simply to collect post points (I'm assuming).

Moreover, you never said anything about her grammatical and spelling errors either, which are horrendous and irreverent to the overall integrity of these forums.

[Weapon X]

you never said anything about her grammatical and spelling errors either, which are horrendous and irreverent to the overall integrity of these forums.

I didn't even read an of her posts I was only conserned with with the exsessive posting, the grammer stuff is there own thing.

[NeoBix]

I didn't even read an of her posts I was only conserned with with the exsessive posting, the grammer stuff is there own thing.

Understood... just as long as she's not allowed to do that quadruple posting anymore, I will be satisfied.

[Weapon X]

Anyways to try and get back on topic. It looks as thought many agree that April is good with Casey, sorry Turtles.

http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/5272/turtlesgrow013ya.jpg

[NeoBix]

Anyways to try and get back on topic. It looks as thought many agree that April is good with Casey, sorry Turtles.

http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/5272/turtlesgrow013ya.jpg

Nope sorry, Leonardo is the best for her.

[Weapon X]

Nope sorry, Leonardo is the best for her.

Yep two people agree.

[Sewer Bull]

And where's poor Vernon... or Burns? :P

[tmnt_girl]

listen, i'm not very good at spelling or reading, because of the school i went to, but i don't really want to talk about that,
Now in the new cartoon the thing with April and casey, i think it's really werid that frist of all they couldn't stand each other, and then April started to cuddle him when's she's happy, and then casey says sorry, or in the movie casey is like trying to give April a nickname and she's like getting abit angry, but in the end they kiss?

[Ryona]

Ok, here's my views with Casey and April...

In the original series, Casey made like, what?... Two or three appearances? Hardly enough for any character development let alone relationship development between him and April.
The best match up for April is Leo. They're both serious, hard working, take charge type, pushy people.

In the movies, Casey and April actually do make a good couple. Casey is an unrefined, macho vigilante. April is a firey, agressive, spicey woman. Yeah, they suit each other very well.

Casey in the new series is still much like he is in the movies. April on the other hand is very different. She's sweet, soft spoken, empathetic and the "girliest" of all the Aprils. A macho, wild man like Casey is so not right for her.
Donnie on the other hand is so perfect. He's also sweet, soft spoken, and he has that cute boyish charm.

[tmnt_girl]

to be honesed i think casey is cool, in the old cartoon i agree leo and April do make a good couple in the movie i think casey and April do make a good couple even though he is anoying, in the new cartoon i can see how April likes casey but i do agree he is to wild he doesn't match April's personality.
(did you like the pictures?)

[NeoBix]

Is it true that in the comics that Raphael and April had a baby together and it was a girl? Apparently, while April was pregnant, she was craving ice cream pizza the whole time lol.

I also heard that they named their daughter Apriael, and that Raphael trained her to how to do ninjutsu and how to use 2 sais just like her green papa.

Also, Apriael looks just like her mother, except she has a green nose and she only has 2 toes on each foot and 3 fingers on each hand (like her daddy).

Rumor has it that Apriael also gets made fun of at school for being a freak, but she kicks all the other kids' butts whenever they poke fun at her, so they eventually learn to respect her, and she also has a boy friend in her kindergarten class.

Anyone know if this is true? Thanks for any info provided.

[Ryona]

*blinks*

What the Hell???

I highly doubt that happened in the official TMNT comics.

You must be confused with a fan comic/fic.

[Weapon X]

Or mybe he's high.

[NeoBix]

*blinks*

What the Hell???

I highly doubt that happened in the official TMNT comics.

You must be confused with a fan comic/fic.

Yea you could be right, Ryo.

Or mybe he's high.

I'm made of rubber, you're made of glue, whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks to you. Nyah nyah nyah! :P

[Weapon X]

I'm made of rubber, you're made of glue, whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks to you. Nyah nyah nyah! :P
So Im high, ok. No biggie Im cool.

[Jester]

Casey in the new series is still much like he is in the movies. April on the other hand is very different. She's sweet, soft spoken, empathetic and the "girliest" of all the Aprils. A macho, wild man like Casey is so not right for her.
Donnie on the other hand is so perfect. He's also sweet, soft spoken, and he has that cute boyish charm.
Yes, but don't they say opposites attract? *bats eyes* :D

[NeoBix]

So Im high, ok. No biggie Im cool.

It's against the law to be high. I'm callin the cops on u.

[Weapon X]

Quite the imagination huh?

[Tetsu Deinonychus]

HE'S NOT AS THINK AS YOU STONED HE IS!!!

[NeoBix]

Quite the imagination huh?

Well, my imagination is better than yours, that's for damn sure. :P

[Weapon X]

Well, my imagination is better than yours, that's for damn sure. :P
What the hell does that mean?

[Ryona]

HE'S NOT AS THINK AS YOU STONED HE IS!!!


*blinks*

This is one of those nights, right?...

[Weapon X]

*blinks*

This is one of those nights, right?...

Yeah, cause Im out there and Im loving every minute of it.

[Jester]

I'd like proof, but after I chace the wombat that borrowed my sisters favorite pair of toe socks.

[Weapon X]

Throught the "Time Portal of Doom", see yah there.

[tmnt_girl]

well in the mirage comics i've read to things about april and casey, that casey had shadow with a nother women or that shadow was adopted, which one, is she casey's child or adopted?
i think it would be cool to c one of the turtles have a baby with a human because the baby would look cool.

[Tetsu Deinonychus]

Anyway, if you ask me the question of one of the Turtles dating April is secondary to the question of where would they go on dates.

Picture a giant humanoid Turtle entering a romantic restaurant. the kind with a dress code. I don't see THAT ending well.

[Weapon X]

Picture a giant humanoid Turtle entering a romantic restaurant. the kind with a dress code. I don't see THAT ending well.

They could find something to wear. :P

[Jester]

Don't forget your cheese slacks and bacon overcoat....

And didn't all the TMNT have a thing for April in one?

[Weapon X]

And didn't all the TMNT have a thing for April in one?
One what comic, episode?

[Jester]

TMNT 1....the movie....:P

[Weapon X]

More or less. Raph definatly, Leo probably the least, but there is his quote "She's a Fox.".

[Tetsu Deinonychus]

well in the mirage comics i've read to things about april and casey, that casey had shadow with a nother women or that shadow was adopted, which one, is she casey's child or adopted?
i think it would be cool to c one of the turtles have a baby with a human because the baby would look cool.
Shadow is not biologically the child of either April OR Casey. When Casey met Gabrielle she was already pregnant with Shadow, but Casey married Gabrielle anyway, and when she died during childbirth Casey ended up legally but not biologically Shadow's father.

[Jester]

Mikey: She's a babe!
Leo: An understaement as usual...
Don: You're telling me...
Leo: That girl is a fox!

and of course Raphie blushes when she thanks him....

[Weapon X]

Donatello: I think he's blushing.
Raphael: I am not.
Donatello: I think he's actually turning red!
[Raphael chucks a Sai that narrowly misses Donatello]
Donatello: Hmm, maybe not.

[Kali]

Anyway, if you ask me the question of one of the Turtles dating April is secondary to the question of where would they go on dates.

Picture a giant humanoid Turtle entering a romantic restaurant. the kind with a dress code. I don't see THAT ending well.
Good, I hate those restaurants anyway. :P Well, I hate dating all together, so stressful and awkward, so maybe I don't count. But I think a stargazing picnic or sneaking into an amusement park after hours would be funner dates.

(And I use *I* in a rhetorical sense, I think those would be funner dates no matter who took me out.)

[Sage Ninja]

Casey in the new series is still much like he is in the movies. April on the other hand is very different. She's sweet, soft spoken, empathetic and the "girliest" of all the Aprils. A macho, wild man like Casey is so not right for her.

Are we watching the same series? April is such a shrew in the new series. Every time I see her on she is either screaming or beating the crap out of Casey (not that he doesn't deserve it allot of the time). And I disagree I think April form the live action movies where the girliest April's.

By the way to who ever posted those pic of Leonardo and April together, are thos actual screen caps from the classic series or did you cut and paste them together so it looked like April and Leonardo are hugging, holding hands, ect.

Fun fact the actress that does the voice of April also does the voice of Lotus Blossem.

[Weapon X]

By the way to who ever posted those pic of Leonardo and April together, are thos actual screen caps from the classic series or did you cut and paste them together so it looked like April and Leonardo are hugging, holding hands, ect.

Im pretty sure there photoshops.

[ZariusTwo]

i think it would be cool to c one of the turtles have a baby with a human because the baby would look cool.


HAHAHAHAHA....ooh Hhahahahaa....ohhhh god, you're....wow...

...Total deformity is what I'd expect.

[NeoBix]

HAHAHAHAHA....ooh Hhahahahaa....ohhhh god, you're....wow...

...Total deformity is what I'd expect.

Zarius is absolutely right. If April had sex with one of the turtles and got pregnant, she'd probably have an abortion. Who would want a mutated turtle baby freak for a child? Ewwww.... GROSS. :o :x :ohwell: :dead: :sick:

[ZariusTwo]

Zarius is absolutely right. If April had sex with one of the turtles and got pregnant, she'd probably have an abortion. Who would want a mutated turtle baby freak for a child? Ewwww.... GROSS. :o :x :ohwell: :dead: :sick:


"Oh no, I have it on good authority that TMNT, being mutants, could have beutiful gifts of nature and love that they can fawn over forever, and ever, and ever, no matter what the looked like...excuse me, I have to brush my princess polly doll and have her mate with the sea urchins down at the lake, I looooooove to pretend

-Typical fangirl.

:lol:

Ahh, but no offense to anyone

[Weapon X]

"Oh no, I have it on good authority that TMNT, being mutants, could have beutiful gifts of nature and love that they can fawn over forever, and ever, and ever...excuse me, I have to brush my princess polly doll and have her mate with the sea urchins down at the lake, I wooooooove to pretend

-Typical fangirl.

:lol:

Ahh, but no offense to anyone

:lol: All I can do is sit and laugh at this thread.

[Sewer Bull]

"Oh no, I have it on good authority that TMNT, being mutants, could have beutiful gifts of nature and love that they can fawn over forever, and ever, and ever, no matter what the looked like...excuse me, I have to brush my princess polly doll and have her mate with the sea urchins down at the lake, I looooooove to pretend


Well, Fanart section has some bright examples of fanfics mating mutant turtles and humans together - and having offsprings :roll:

[Kali]

"Oh no, I have it on good authority that TMNT, being mutants, could have beutiful gifts of nature and love that they can fawn over forever, and ever, and ever, no matter what the looked like...excuse me, I have to brush my princess polly doll and have her mate with the sea urchins down at the lake, I looooooove to pretend

Hee hee, I have to admit, that is funny. And I can suspend belief for a lot within my fiction, but I think humans and mutants (any mutants) would be too different genetically to reproduce without some serious help (which may or may not exist within their fictional realm.) But hell, literally anything is possible within the realm of fiction. ;)

[Sewer Bull]

I think humans and mutants (any mutants) would be too different genetically to reproduce without some serious help (which may or may not exist within their fictional realm.)

Even if they reproduced, their offsprings would be totally sterile...

... I haven't read any fan-fics concerning TMNT's grandchildren... YET... :|

[ZariusTwo]

Well, Fanart section has some bright examples of fanfics mating mutant turtles and humans together - and having offsprings :roll:

Yeah, I catergorise that under "sick bag fodder" when I can't get to an indie...

[Ryona]

Hee hee, I have to admit, that is funny. And I can suspend belief for a lot within my fiction, but I think humans and mutants (any mutants) would be too different genetically to reproduce without some serious help (which may or may not exist within their fictional realm.) But hell, literally anything is possible within the realm of fiction. ;)

My thoughts exactly.

I think the TMNT and humans are to geneticly different to be able to have offspring.

I remember in the Superman series "Lois and Clark: The New Adventures Of Superman", Clark wasn't able to conceive a child with Lois because their DNA were too different.


But, like you said, Kali... Anything is possible within the realm of fiction.

[Kali]

Even if they reproduced, their offsprings would be totally sterile...

... I haven't read any fan-fics concerning TMNT's grandchildren... YET... :|
That's even assuming that the Turtles themselves are not sterile from their mutation. But if the fictional laws claim that the ooze substance can grant animals humanoid form, then we are working with different laws than our world. In my experience, most radioactive (or whatever) substances have more negative side effects than positive.

(Yeah, we’re thinking too much, but it’s fun.)

[NeoBix]

Here is Raphael and April's son, Gordy.

http://img114.imageshack.us/img114/2776/retardedhumanturtlehybrid2bz.png

[Leonardo Mystic]

We can twist the universe any way we want in fanfiction, fanart, and/or RPG. There are no laws to say that we can't have a human/Turtle relationship, and have them reproduce.

We don't really know the "truth" what changes happened to the TMNT. It's all merely speculation as we can't exactly ask them ourselves, and available to examine in the real world, but it's fun and interesting to come up with ideas. As far as my opinion is concerned, the ooze basically rebuilt their entire genetic/DNA structure. They're as human as we are.

[Leonardo Mystic]

Here is Raphael and April's son, Gordy.

Okay, now we're just being plain mean. :sweatdro:

[NeoBix]

They're as human as we are.


Ummm... I hate to burst your bubble, but they're turtles, sister.

[Leonardo Mystic]

Ummm... I hate to burst your bubble, but they're turtles, sister.

Typical male; always see the outside rather than the inside. :tgrumble:

Do they look like your garden-variety turtles anymore? No, they aren't. Last time I saw a turtle, they didn't have human limbs and appendages, human emotions, needs, wants, and luxuries.

[Ryona]

Typical male; always see the outside rather than the inside. :tgrumble:

Do they look like your garden-variety turtles anymore? No, they aren't. Last time I saw a turtle, they didn't have human limbs and appendages, human emotions, needs, wants, and luxuries.


Exactly.

The TMNT are NOT turtles anymore. They're just called "turtles" for the lack of a scientific name for their species.

[NeoBix]

Typical male; always see the outside rather than the inside. :tgrumble:

Do they look like your garden-variety turtles anymore? No, they aren't. Last time I saw a turtle, they didn't have human limbs and appendages, human emotions, needs, wants, and luxuries.

Typical female; always thinking with her heart, and not with her brain. :roll: :lol:

Just because they have human-like features, that's far from being the same as a human. They are human-like mutated turtles, NOT humans. Their emotions, needs, wants, and luxuries may resemble those of a human, but you show me one human in real-life existence that has green skin, a turtle shell attached to their stomach and back, 2 big toes on each foot, 3 big fingers on each hand, and HUGE mouths, and I'll reward you with a cookie. :P

[ZariusTwo]

Speaking of fan-art...here's some disturbing examples of humans and Turtles complete with happy families


http://www.angellstudios.com/fanart/ntart.html

...Now, if the person who created these posts here, speak up and feel complimented for how good you can draw, not neccersarily WHAT you draw...

[NeoBix]

the girl turtle in that pic with Leonardo looks really weird...

[ZariusTwo]

the girl turtle in that pic with Leonardo looks really weird...

She looks pretty fine down at Fraggle Rock

[NeoBix]

She looks pretty fine down at Fraggle Rock

LMFAO! :lol:

hell yeah she does look like a big green thing from Fraggle Rock... she also reminds me of those little guys from the movie Dark Crystal (which was done by Jim Henson too, the same guy that did Fraggle Rock and the TMNT movies). Those little dudes in Dark Crystal that are turned into slaves for the skeksies (sp.?).

[KROW]

Just because they have human-like features, that's far from being the same as a human. They are human-like mutated turtles, NOT humans. Their emotions, needs, wants, and luxuries may resemble those of a human, but you show me one human in real-life existence that has green skin, a turtle shell attached to their stomach and back, 2 big toes on each foot, 3 big fingers on each hand, and HUGE mouths, and I'll reward you with a cookie. :P
Oprah Winfrey is the only person that comes close to my mind.

*whistles out of thread*

[Tetsu Deinonychus]

Typical male; always see the outside rather than the inside.


Typical female; always thinking with her heart, and not with her brain.

I REALLY hate Gender-Stereotyping!!!

Honestly, not all guys are materialistic jerks that only care about appearence!
And, not all women are impulsive slaves to their moods!
Please, Try to see people as individuals instead of making sexist comments!

BOTH OF YOU!

[Leonardo Mystic]

Calm down. I didn't mean to be stereo-typical or sexist, but I was stating a hard fact I've had to face for a long time. It's going to be tough for me to find someone who appreciates inner beauty. I know not all guys are shallow like that, but I have found very few.

I've been single again for nearly a year now after going through a separation with an ex-boyfriend whom been together for a year and a half. Long story short, I ditched him because he didn't see what the point of morality was. He is well on his way to becoming a con-artist with the unhonorable ways he has of making easy money by scamming people. He wasn't going to give that up for the sake of my honor, and so I couldn't stay with him. It's a lot like it was for Leonardo and Lotus Blosom in that respect.

Anyway, him, and one other guy I may have interest in currently are the only ones that have taken the time to see the person I am on the inside. The rest barely give me a second glance because I'm not a Hollywood fashion model on the outside; far from it.


Gomen Nasai. I apologize for offending you, TD. It's just 90% of the time I see remarks like Neo's about appearances, and it really upsets me.

[Jester]

Even if they reproduced, their offsprings would be totally sterile...

... I haven't read any fan-fics concerning TMNT's grandchildren... YET... :|
Heck who knows....the radioactive Ooze that mutated them may have steralized the turtlers in the first place...

EDIT: Blast you Kali!!! But seriously....what's the point of this...I can see posibly...POSIBLY the guys and Human women having deep emotional relationships, but never anything sexual....despite the fact that they are huminoid, they are turtles first and the whole Reptile/Mammal thing doesn't mesh....pure and simple.

[NeoBix]

Calm down. I didn't mean to be stereo-typical or sexist, but I was stating a hard fact I've had to face for a long time. It's going to be tough for me to find someone who appreciates inner beauty. I know not all guys are shallow like that, but I have found very few.

I've been single again for nearly a year now after going through a separation with an ex-boyfriend whom been together for a year and a half. Long story short, I ditched him because he didn't see what the point of morality was. He is well on his way to becoming a con-artist with the unhonorable ways he has of making easy money by scamming people. He wasn't going to give that up for the sake of my honor, and so I couldn't stay with him. It's a lot like it was for Leonardo and Lotus Blosom in that respect.

Anyway, him, and one other guy I may have interest in currently are the only ones that have taken the time to see the person I am on the inside. The rest barely give me a second glance because I'm not a Hollywood fashion model on the outside; far from it.


Gomen Nasai. I apologize for offending you, TD. It's just 90% of the time I see remarks like Neo's about appearances, and it really upsets me.

Leonardo Mystic, you took my comment way too personally. I have nothing against you at all.

You said that the TMNT are humans, and I simply corrected you by saying that they are, in fact, not humans, but mutated turtles. I never once said anything about outside appearances being more important than what's on the inside or anything close to that.

For example, the picture that I drew of Raphael and April's son, Gordy, was a reflection of how I thought some members of the outside world would treat a turtle-human hybrid. That is not necessarily how I would treat a turtle-human hybrid, but that is how I depicted some members of society would treat a turtle-human hybrid if they actually existed.

Another case in point: when an author writes a story about racist people and how they treat minorities, the author doesn't have to be racist to write the story. He/she could be writing the story to reflect to the readers what that type of situation might be like. Of course, the author could be a racist, but simply assuming that the author is a racist without finding out first if he/she is truly a racist, well, that's just ignorance!

"Assumption is the mother of all f***-ups."

I am not a shallow person, although I do have standards, just as every civilized and respectable person should have standards.

Don't confuse having standards with being shallow. That's a common mistake that people make.

I apologize if I offended you with anything that I said, Leonardo Mystic, but I assure you it was not intentional.

[Leonardo Mystic]

I understand that, and I accept your apology. I was not assuming anything, or if I did, I certainly did not intend to. I only explained my feelings behind the comment.

The TMNT are hybrids themselves. They aren't true turtles anymore; they're not animals. They may retain some of their turtle-like qualities such as their green skin and shell/plastron, but that's about it. When I look at them, I don't see mutated turtles, I see men.

Do you understand where I'm trying to come from?

[ZariusTwo]

We're having an argument on stereotyping?

Well, allow me to add to the discussio-

AAYYYLEEEEEEAHHHHH ALLEEEEEYILLLIAAAHHHHHHHH AHEEEEEELLLLIA

(Muhamad Hassan and Davarai emerge to ramble on about unfair assumptions and generlisations)

[Tetsu Deinonychus]

WTF?! I don't know who those people are.

[Leonardo Mystic]

*shrugs* I don't know either, but the post is kind of amusing.

[Ryona]

Can the TMNT even be called "turtles"? *shakes head* Nope. They can't. They're a completely new species. They have no relation to turtles other than some external characteristics. The fact is, the only other creature that very closely relates to the TMNT are infact humans.

TMNT = Humanoid turtles

Humans (Homo Sapiens Sapiens) = Humanoid monkeys

Take away both of their primal animal characteristics and you're left with something simply humanoid.


The TMNT are NOT turtles anymore. They're just called "turtles" for the lack of a scientific name for their species.



I gotta tell you... Whoever was the one who said these must be a brilliant science professor.
Absolutly fascinating and a real eye-opener.

[Tetsu Deinonychus]

I guess. But, I don't get the joke. :-?

[Ryona]

What joke?

I'm totally serious. The quotes are very educational.

[ZariusTwo]

Shes' referring to the Hassan joke

Muhmad Hassan was an arab american heel character in the WWE, he would constantly preach about being generalised and thrown in with all arabs as "terrorists" by his fellow countrymen, he would always be pre-empted by his theme music, which often interupted various other WWE Wrestlers or events to continussly put his point across. Davarai was his manager.

Hassan became so popular, YTMND began running a series of joke pages about him where he would interupt everyone from Sylvestor Stallone, to Mosart with his music.


http://muhammadhassan.ytmnd.com/

http://gonewiththehassan.ytmnd.com/


http://sotndracrichter.ytmnd.com/

[Ryona]

D'oh! Yeah, I see now. Tetsu posted at the same time I did.

Oops... :embarass:

[Tetsu Deinonychus]

Shes' referring to the Hassan joke

Muhmad Hassan was an arab american heel character in the WWE, he would constantly preach about being generalised and thrown in with all arabs as "terrorists" by his fellow countrymen, he would always be pre-empted by his theme music, which often interupted various other WWE Wrestlers or events to continussly put his point across. Davarai was his manager.

Hassan became so popular, YTMND began running a series of joke pages about him where he would interupt everyone from Sylvestor Stallone, to Mosart with his music.


http://muhammadhassan.ytmnd.com/

http://gonewiththehassan.ytmnd.com/


http://sotndracrichter.ytmnd.com/
OK, I get it now. I can't say I've ever seen the guy, though.

[ZariusTwo]

OK, I get it now. I can't say I've ever seen the guy, though.


Well, it'd help if you actually watched wrestling...

[Tetsu Deinonychus]

Haven't watched it since the 80s. I miss the days of Hulk Hogan, Randy Savage, and Jake the Snake.

And, believe me. I am FAR from the mainstream. (edit: As appearantly you just realized given your own edit)

[ZariusTwo]

Haven't watched it since the 80s. I miss the days of Hulk Hogan, Randy Savage, and Jake the Snake.


Well Hogan's back now at the moment, preparing for a match with Shawn Micheals at Summerslam...just in case you're curious.

[Tetsu Deinonychus]

If it's on regular TV and not pay per view. I MIGHT be.

[ZariusTwo]

If it's on regular TV and not pay per view. I MIGHT be.

Summerslam IS PPV.

Too bad you won't be getting it then...'Takers' still around as well, how long noone can say, R.I.Ps' about to face the R.K.O

http://rkoisgreat.ytmnd.com/

[Tetsu Deinonychus]

Well, I don't have the budget for payperview wrestling, but sounds great.

Back On topic:Wouldn't it make for a funny episode if April mistakenly got the idea that one of the Turtles was attracted to her, that wasn't. I know it's a cliché. One, I usually don't like. But, TMNT could make it work.

[ZariusTwo]

Well, I don't have the budget for payperview wrestling, but sounds great.

Back On topic:Wouldn't it make for a funny episode if April mistakenly got the idea that one of the Turtles was attracted to her, that wasn't. I know it's a cliché. One, I usually don't like. But, TMNT could make it work.


As a comedy of errors, I can see that happening, as long as it balances well with the action

[NeoBix]

I understand that, and I accept your apology. I was not assuming anything, or if I did, I certainly did not intend to. I only explained my feelings behind the comment.

The TMNT are hybrids themselves. They aren't true turtles anymore; they're not animals. They may retain some of their turtle-like qualities such as their green skin and shell/plastron, but that's about it. When I look at them, I don't see mutated turtles, I see men.

Do you understand where I'm trying to come from?

As much as I'd love to tell you that I understand where you're trying to come from, I do not.

Personally, I cannot ever see the teenage mutant ninja turtles as real, actual men. As you said, they are hybrids, thus, they are not fully human, thus, not fully men. They may be part human, but they will never be completely human because of their turtle DNA.

You can't be a man if you're not a human. If they are a hybrid of both turtle and man, then they are neither turtle nor man, but a combination of both, which is deserving of a new title altogether... a new title for their hybrid species... here are a few ideas:

Turtlemen
Manturtles
Turmens
Murtles
Teenage Mutant Ninja Man-Turtle Hybrids
Reptiliosapiens
Homoreptilius Dinosoryphicus Palientocious
Mantles
Turtlens

[Sewer Bull]

Speaking of fan-art...here's some disturbing examples of humans and Turtles complete with happy families


This one's the best (http://www.angellstudios.com/fanart/ntbk06.jpg) Look at the well visible terror in the faces of background people.

BTW - Donatello doesn't seem to have a shell in this picture:ohwell:

[Ryona]

As much as I'd love to tell you that I understand where you're trying to come from, I do not.

Personally, I cannot ever see the teenage mutant ninja turtles as real, actual men. As you said, they are hybrids, thus, they are not fully human, thus, not fully men. They may be part human, but they will never be completely human because of their turtle DNA.

You can't be a man if you're not a human. If they are a hybrid of both turtle and man, then they are neither turtle nor man, but a combination of both, which is deserving of a new title altogether... a new title for their hybrid species... here are a few ideas:

Turtlemen
Manturtles
Turmens
Murtles
Teenage Mutant Ninja Man-Turtle Hybrids
Reptiliosapiens
Homoreptilius Dinosoryphicus Palientocious
Mantles
Turtlens


Fair enough. But I see them as men too. They just have the presence of men, y'now? Like, if I was talking to one of them, I would certainly feel like I was talking to any guy.

It just seems odd to not refer to them as men.

It's kinda like saying that a doctor of botany really isn't a doctor at all because he/she doesn't work in a hospital and treat people.



Anyway...

I really like the term "Reptiliosapiens" best. That ones sounds good. :)

[NeoBix]

I really like the term "Reptiliosapiens" best. That ones sounds good. :)

lol thanks. ya my little bro said he liked that one the best too 8)

[Ramboraph4life aka Matt]

I voted for my fave Raph. Especially from the moments (the rescue, April thanking Raph on TV) in the original movie. As for the whole topic itself of romance in the turtle realm, I'm not bothered by it. I guess the reason I'm okay with it is that we've seen stuff LIKE this done before (okay, not the sex part, but the attraction/romance part). Like Hellboy, Star Trek series, even the blind girl with The Thing in the new Fantastic Four. There are many more examples, so of course fans of the TMNT would have those questions/thoughts. The "what if" question. The main point is, everybody has their opinion on the matter. Some will outright be disgusted with it, others will be totally opposite. There is NO WRONG ANSWER. It's called opinion, that's the whole point of the forum. :D Me, I'm okay with it. I'm more of the "don't matter if underneath is beautiful" motif/cliche. Is that bubbleheaded, disgusting, or dumb of me? Oh well, easy come and easy go.

"We really shook the pillars of heaven, didn't we?"

[tmnt_girl]

Quote:
Originally Posted by sage ninja
By the way to who ever posted those pic of Leonardo and April together, are thos actual screen caps from the classic series or did you cut and paste them together so it looked like April and Leonardo are hugging, holding hands, ect.


i got the pictures off my friends website, she draws and has a lot of leo and April pictures that u wouldn't believe.
Cheak out the website:
members.fortunecity.com/lisardo79/marip.html

[Sage Ninja]

some one mentioned that the turtles took their time covering their eyes up when this girl who was a monster before turned back into a human and she was naked. Well my only responce to that is turtle or not they are still teenage males and I don't think they are going to pass up a freebie in the rare cases that it happens.

Plus I don't think Splinter lets them watch HBO or R rated movies where nuddity could happen. Actually given the turtles sheltered up bringing I wonder just how much about sexuality they actually know about. Maybe the turtles are all just tottally innocent and just don't know about that sort of thing.

[Masked Ninja]

I like to think of the Turtles as normal guys as far as personality... but I really dunno about relationships. To me it breaks up what makes the Turtles appealing at all - their family connection. Girlfriends, etc. get in the way of all that by distracting one or more of the brothers.

As for the Quarry thing... I don't know if being teenage males would necessarily make them want to oogle just because she wasn't wearing anything. First and foremost, I'd like to think Splinter taught them more about honor than that. Second, seeing as they're 1) mutated and 2) turtle-based, how are we sure they'd be attracted to a human woman? They may act and feel "human," sure... but should we assume they'd be attracted to one?

Maybe a better adjective for the Turtles is "sentient" rather than "human" for that reason. They look humanoid and have feelings and personalities, but they aren't necessarily human-derived... But then again, when we have only ourselves to compare to, it may be hard to think of it in any other terms.

If that made any sense at all :trolleye:

[Sewer Bull]

some one mentioned that the turtles took their time covering their eyes up when this girl who was a monster before turned back into a human and she was naked. Well my only responce to that is turtle or not they are still teenage males and I don't think they are going to pass up a freebie in the rare cases that it happens.


My 2 cents:
* Exposing your enjoyment loudly because of seeing Quarry's nudity would be much of impoliteness, don't you think? They are heroes in the half-shells, so they should remain classy in every situation... ;) But that scene you're mentioning would be far more realistic if one of them tried to peep through his fingers. That would be quite funny and teenage-like and might be quite appreciated by elder viewers. But as we all know, that show is primarly targeted to kids so there's no place for actions like that.

*Turtles may not be attracted by human nudity! Shocking for the rabid fan-girls... ;) Remember "Fallen Angel" episode? Remember Raph's comment on Leo's dissatisfaction with having to fight with that lousy clothes on?
Raphael said: Ya ever see a human in his skivies? Trust me, it ain't a pretty sight! Two generalized ideas may come from that. First, Raph has already seen human nudity (where are you wandering on the surface, sir? :P ), so he's not that innocent. Second - he's not infatuated by it - probably because it's not of his own species. :P

Thus spake Robweiller...

[NeoBix]

Is it true that April had to resort to prostitution in one of the comic books?

I heard that she got fired one time and she had no way to make ends meet so she was out on the streets half-naked in some skimpy stockings, a short skirt, and a revealing blouse to try and pay the bills.

Apparently, Raphael ran into her, and he happened to have a few bucks on him at the time so they went to a hotel for a little while. Hmmm... I wonder what happened, lol.

Maybe April really DID have Raphael's baby, but I don't know if their son's name is really Gordy. :P :lol:

[Ryona]

I don't know...
The whole idea about the TMNT not being attracted to humans because they're not humanoid reptiles is a little difficult to accept considering a number of things...

One... Human beings are the closest thing to what the TMNT are. Ask yourself this... Would the TMNT rather live in the city with people, or live in a freakin' marsh with turtles??
Dispite their animalistic features, the guys are very "human" in every other way. Truth is I actually know plenty of people who are more primal and animalistic than the TMNT.
Like really... Are the TMNT any less sophisticated and civilized than everyone else because they're not pure human?

Two... If the TMNT lived on a remote island and only heard of humans, then I can understand that they might be weirded out by them.
But since they actually live in one of the biggest and most populated cities in the world, not to mention they watch TV and movies, and read literature such as magazines. These things influence the media (especially adolecents) to what's hot and attractive.

Seriously, if I was suddenly stuck on a world where people had blue skin, tails, and horns sticking out of their heads, it wouldn't take me long to get used to them, plus, I would soon after be picking out some attractive ones out of the bunch.

[KROW]

I don't know...
The whole idea about the TMNT not being attracted to humans because they're not humanoid reptiles is a little difficult to accept considering a number of things...

One... Human beings are the closest thing to what the TMNT are. Ask yourself this... Would the TMNT rather live in the city with people, or live in a freakin' marsh with turtles??
Dispite their animalistic features, the guys are very "human" in every other way. Truth is I actually know plenty of people who are more primal and animalistic than the TMNT.
Like really... Are the TMNT any less sophisticated and civilized than everyone else because they're not pure human?

Two... If the TMNT lived on a remote island and only heard of humans, then I can understand that they might be weirded out by them.
But since they actually live in one of the biggest and most populated cities in the world, not to mention they watch TV and movies, and read literature such as magazines. These things influence the media (especially adolecents) to what's hot and attractive.

Seriously, if I was suddenly stuck on a world where people had blue skin, tails, and horns sticking out of their heads, it wouldn't take me long to get used to them, plus, I would soon after be picking out some attractive ones out of the bunch.
I think that in some small part of their spiritual essence, the turtles would indeed like to live in a marshland setting with non-mutated species of their ilk. I don't think they'd do that permanently, but rather prefer it as a vacation as opposed to Disneyland or some other more human-based attraction.

As for their adoption of the general populace mindset of what's hot, I'd like to think that they have more iintelligence to know that they can humor the notion rather than act on it.

And being stuck on a world with blue folks with tails and horn means aliens, not humanoid turtles. There's a subtle difference there, don't you think?

[Kali]

Giving this more thought, within canon universes, I’m not sure that the Turtles even have the same need for “companionship” that we may. It really does depend on the universe, writer, and necessity within the plot. As TMNT is mostly action-based, romance would be jarring, and unnecessary. My biggest problem with romance within the TMNT multiverse is that most of the times it does seem forced and is usually out of character and awkward for those involved. (April and Casey excluded…mostly…)

But I still don’t see how humans are more or less different than the other species that the Turtles have found attractive and gotten together with. Now, if one were to argue that most humans wouldn’t find the Turtles attractive, that seems obvious, since they have attractive humans to compare them to. But I did always wonder where Raph got the knowledge of what a “human in his skivvies” looked like. (Notice, though, he does say “his”. ;) )

I did grow up on Star Trek, so I’ve probably been desensitized to the idea of interspecies relationships in fiction. I mean, it’s just fiction…

[Ryona]

I did always wonder where Raph got the knowledge of what a “human in his skivvies” looked like. (Notice, though, he does say “his”. ;) )


I think Raph accidently walked in on Casey in the shower or something like that. :lol:

[Tetsu Deinonychus]

But I still don’t see how humans are more or less different than the other species that the Turtles have found attractive and gotten together with. Now, if one were to argue that most humans wouldn’t find the Turtles attractive, that seems obvious, since they have attractive humans to compare them to. But I did always wonder where Raph got the knowledge of what a “human in his skivvies” looked like. (Notice, though, he does say “his”. ;) )

I did grow up on Star Trek, so I’ve probably been desensitized to the idea of interspecies relationships in fiction. I mean, it’s just fiction…

Raph DID date a humanoid fox in the Archie series. A fox is not a Turtle either.

And, Neobix, there is no such story in the comics. You do know the difference between a Doujinshi /Fan comic, and a real official comic, right?

[tmnt_girl]

i know this might sound abit nasty but please don't get anrgy at me,
u know when humans have sex men have to have dicks to give sperm and make a baby right? how could one of the turtles have a baby with a human?

(also i know this has nothing to do with this topic and i really want to know wat people think, but how do tmnt go to the toilet?)

[ZariusTwo]

u know when humans have sex men have to have dicks to give sperm and make a baby right? how could one of the turtles have a baby with a human?

They can't. There non-compatiable, that much is accepted by the fanbase, there not that desperatly delusional

[Sewer Bull]

http://www.ninjaturtles.com/letter.htm

Ask them directly if this case bothers you.

[ZariusTwo]

http://www.ninjaturtles.com/letter.htm

Ask them directly if this case bothers you.


Oh god, I can just see the guys' letter now

"Dear Mr Lairdz, I think the Turtles canz havez babiez with humanz, couldz you confirmedz thisz? sucky sucky five dolla"

[Ryona]

:lol: Oh, man! If they got a letter like that! :lol:


Yeah, TMNT DNA and human DNA are not compatible.

Like I said earlier, not even Clark Kent can have a baby with a human female.

[Hannah]

Isn't it that the only two animals able to have a baby together are a horse and a donkey? Even so, their baby cant have babies when it grows up.

<_< haha lets see some hooved mutants

[Buslady]

i know this might sound abit nasty but please don't get anrgy at me,
u know when humans have sex men have to have dicks to give sperm and make a baby right? how could one of the turtles have a baby with a human?

(also i know this has nothing to do with this topic and i really want to know wat people think, but how do tmnt go to the toilet?)

Being a turtle keeper, turtles have wangs...very large wangs...I breed Rhinochlemmys Pulcherrima Manni...Donnie has a big wang, he keeps Jessie happy.
So does Mike..and Raph...they're yearling male res ears.

Turtles have tails...poo comes out of there and they tinkle from there too.
Did you know their wangs are not needed for peepee.

Ok I answered a stupid questions.

[Leonardo Mystic]

Yeah, TMNT DNA and human DNA are not compatible.

But that doesn't mean it has to be true in the wonderful universe of fanfiction we are free to twist however we want. :) Looking at this from a real scientific perspective as we are, who really knows how much of their DNA structure is still turtle, and what's changed to human. For all we know, we could be completely off base, and they are compatible. Unfortunately, such knowledge is unattainable, not to mention impossible.

[ZariusTwo]

...Not one to actually throw out a bone, but there's this BITCHING Rescue Rangers fan comic that not only acknowledges aspects of the series continuity and characters, it also gives Gadget and Chip a reason to breed children using an episode from the series as a fundimental reason, the one where thier heads and bodies switched around erraticlly throwing some of Chips' DNA into Gadgets, rearranging her gene structure upon return to normalacy

Rescue Rangers Away in every sense of the way...

http://www.electricfishmusic.com/216.html

There's more of it, back and front. Its' probably the greatest thing to come out of the distrubing fan shrines for Gadget Hackenwrench...

[Sage Ninja]

I think Raph accidently walked in on Casey in the shower or something like that. :lol:

That could be why he feels thats ints not a pretty sight, I don't think the TMNt are gay (although I sometimes wonder about Donatello and Michaelngelo), but it doesn't explainif he would find a girl attractive if he walked in on her.

[Buslady]

My twisted sick and disgusting opinion about TMNT being reproductively compatible with humans:

The way I see it, the mutative goo contained enough human DNA in it that merged with their own DNA causing their little soldiers to also mutate and make genes that are compatible with humans. Now if a baby would be actually possible, it could go either way. Those who've read my fics know what I like to do about it.

Do they have the drive to do it? Why not? I can say that male turtles are pretty horny guys, I have two young males...I also have an older male of a different species, Donnie...he's a horndog...oh my god, any chance he gets, he courts...
Why would the TMNT lose their natural urges? They are young men, they're gonna be normal guys. They're gonna be attracted to females; most likely human because that's pretty much their only options if they chose to pursue a relationship.
If one mentioned john mules(male mule), a horse/donkey cross...john mules do not lose the urges..I've seen them mount other mules. it's hilarious..nothing's exposed, they just got the urges. In extremely RARE cases, a john mule CAN make babies.

My opinion about us fans being attracted to our favorites?
WHY NOT?? It's FANTASY! I have heard of GUYS oogling furries, they're half animal, so are they sickos? It is a normal natural thing to fantasize. I think Raph is very attractive, but not just for his body, it's HIM that I like mostly. Am I sick because I love Raphael? A mutated turtle, humanoid and acts, looks, etc like a human? Does it even matter if us girls like any of them? They're images on paper and the screen. Unfortunantely.



If I've posted to this already...shoot me. I can't remember if I have or not!

[Sage Ninja]

heh, I rather the thought of the TMNt being horney little teenage males, and if turtles are as horney as you say they are then I could only imagine what a humionoid teenge turtle is like.

Although have you noticed that the TMNT in any universe that I have seen (classic toon, New Toon, Live Action movies) they don't have little turtle tails.

[Buslady]

heh, I rather the thought of the TMNt being horney little teenage males, and if turtles are as horney as you say they are then I could only imagine what a humionoid teenge turtle is like.

Although have you noticed that the TMNT in any universe that I have seen (classic toon, New Toon, Live Action movies) they don't have little turtle tails.
In those mediums, you know parents..they'd think they're exposed...parents, ugh. I'm a mom, I know they're tails...
I give them tails that are a long longer and wider than what they get in the comics! HAHA They draw them like their GIRLS!

[blue_angel99]

April see the turtles as brothers. She loves them but would never consider them as anything more and I think the turtles would never see her as anything more than a big sister. April would never fall for any one of them. For one thing they are teenagers ( she is too old) and of course because of the difference in species. IT WOULD NEVER WORK!!!! I think she would see it as morally wrong. Casey and April are meant to be. :)

[Buslady]

April see the turtles as brothers. She loves them but would never consider them as anything more and I think the turtles would never see her as anything more than a big sister. April would never fall for any one of them. For one thing they are teenagers ( she is too old) and of course because of the difference in species. IT WOULD NEVER WORK!!!! I think she would see it as morally wrong. Casey and April are meant to be. :)

And this is coming from someone with Karai in Leo's lap for their avatar.

Ape and the guys are all like siblings. She's big sister. But another human chick outside of the family, I can see one of them seeking companionship.

[Sage Ninja]

In those mediums, you know parents..they'd think they're exposed...parents, ugh. I'm a mom, I know they're tails...
I give them tails that are a long longer and wider than what they get in the comics! HAHA They draw them like their GIRLS!

So the turtles actually have their tails in the comics? Interesting. I never thought that giving the turtles tails would make it seem like their winkies are hanging out, I would have assumed that they whetre tails. Why are some parents so...whats the word I'm looking for...STUPID!!! :x

I mean if you have seen Franklin is a humanoid turtle and he has a tail, and that cartoon turtle is aimed at three year olds :|.

[Coola Yagami]

And this is coming from someone with Karai in Leo's lap for their avatar.

Ape and the guys are all like siblings. She's big sister. But another human chick outside of the family, I can see one of them seeking companionship.

They respect her as a friend and whatnot, but c'mon, they have to at least occasionally sneak a glance at her backside whenever she leans over or something. Hell, even TMNT III had them comment on her legs. LOL

[Weapon X]

Hell, even TMNT III had them comment on her legs. LOL
Mybe the best part of the movie.

[Buslady]

i forgot to mention there's alot of instances they are attracted to females. Mike in #2, and his paula poster...

[tmnt_girl]

i think casey is anoying like my sister, and April and casey do make a good couple.
but, i know it won't really work between april and tmnt but that doesn't stop either April fancying tmnt or tmnt fancying April.
does it?

[Ryona]

So the turtles actually have their tails in the comics? Interesting. I never thought that giving the turtles tails would make it seem like their winkies are hanging out, I would have assumed that they whetre tails. Why are some parents so...whats the word I'm looking for...STUPID!!! :x

I mean if you have seen Franklin is a humanoid turtle and he has a tail, and that cartoon turtle is aimed at three year olds :|.


You have got to see how the Mirage guys draw tails. I'm sorry to say this but yeah, with the way they draw them, they DO look like genital bits.
When ever I do happen to draw tails for the guys, I like to make them pointy at the end and wide at the base. This keeps them from looking like something that they're not...

[Buslady]

You have got to see how the Mirage guys draw tails. I'm sorry to say this but yeah, with the way they draw them, they DO look like genital bits.
When ever I do happen to draw tails for the guys, I like to make them pointy at the end and wide at the base. This keeps them from looking like something that they're not...

that's the way they're supposed to be, wide at the base and taper down and long.
After obseriving my two young males, and how long thier tails are, mutate them and I came to the conclusion their tails should at least read to the backs of their knees! they're long....very long.
I'm not afraid of tails http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/21467215/

[Ryona]

Very cool picture, Buslady! Yes, that tail looks perfect. That's the way I like to see them. :)

Oh, and I so know it's Raph. Hell, he has his pair of sai on the wall! :lol: :D

[NeoBix]

Maybe the TMNT and Casey could just share April with each other.

After all, we don't know of any strict religion that they adhere to that would suggest that they couldn't share her.

Is April a christian? Does she read the King James Bible? We never see her reading a bible, and I don't think we ever see her going to church either. In fact, she probably has very few moral principles that would restrict her from participating in this.

April, you go get your green ninja boys and your man in the Jason mask and you go to town, girl! You've got a busy night ahead of you! lol :lol: :P

[Sage Ninja]

After all, we don't know of any strict religion that they adhere to that would suggest that they couldn't share her.

I've always wondered that my self, if the TMNT practiced any sort of religion or not. I guess the art of ninjitsu is in its self a way of life, and isn't that really what religion is right?

But for the sake of agument if they do practice some sort of religion, since their life style is rather japanese like, maybe they practice the shinto religion or buddism.

Heck what relgion the TMNT practice should be a thread all its own for us to debate and theorise over :).

And as for what religion April practices or adheres to...thats any ones guess. I'm going to take a jab in the dark and say some sect of Chistianity. But some how I doubt she is an active anything.

[Coola Yagami]

April is most likely some kind of non-practicing sect of Christianity.

The TMNT themselves are a mystery but at least Splinter/Hamato Yoshi should have some Buddist/Shinto beliefs.

[Buslady]

man i love these conversations...gone from their relationship w/ april to turtles and sex, to if they're compatible w/ humans and now to religion..I love it! variety! wheee!

ok im tired..im going to bed

[Buslady]

My stupid scientific name for them:

HomoNinjemys Chelonuiserectus.

I think it would be translated something like Knowing Upright Ninja Turtle. Homo Sapiens means Knowing Man. Chelonia is turtle basically. Ninjemys is a REAL scientific name, it is a prehistoric turtle that paelontologists thought it'd be cool to name it after Ninja Turtles...Ninjemys came from that.



i looked back and saw scientic names mentions..so i made this one up haha

[tmnt_girl]

buslady cool picuter, it's very ovisoius it's raph, but i like it.

i think tmnt could have some religon, u know link with their training.
i don't know about April, she doesn't seem the religos type.
and tmnt and casey could share April, but how?

[Sewer Bull]

and tmnt and casey could share April, but how?

I object. April's not a slut, she has her dignity and wouldn't allow anyone to "share" her that easily. :dead:

What makes you think, people, that she's that easy anyway? The fact she's never shown as a religious person doesn't have to mean she's morally corrupt and would enjoy wild hot group sex with one male and 4 mutants. Gah, you are terrible... how you call that? Ah, yeah - lil' porn monkeys :P ;)

[NeoBix]

tmnt and casey could share April, but how?

Leonardo would have April on Mondays.

Raphael would have April on Tuesdays.

Michaelangelo would have April on Wednesdays.

Donatello would have April on Thursdays.

Casey would have April on Fridays.

April could have Saturday and Sunday off if she wanted, or she could use those days to date other men.

She better buy a lot of condoms! lol :lol: :P

[tmnt_girl]

ok,
so if they were sharing her, don't u think they will get jelous of eachother?
or April might get a bit fed up, or do u think she will enjoy her self?
:o :|

[HaZaRd88]

i say she goes with casey, lets keep human and human, no cross human and turtle it just doesnt work, to me anyways

[tmnt_girl]

y do u think it won't work? it's wats inside that mateters not the outside.

[HaZaRd88]

well thats is true, it just be weird to see human/turtle

[NeoBix]

ok,
so if they were sharing her, don't u think they will get jelous of eachother?
or April might get a bit fed up, or do u think she will enjoy her self?
:o :|

nah they wouldn't get jealous... they are friends and brothers, remember??

April wouldn't get fed up either. she would love every single minute of it and she would appreciate that they can all get along with each other and share her like mature adult men.

The only thing I'd be worried about is April getting pregnant with a turtle baby or getting a gross sexually-transmitted disease from one of the turtles. :dead:

[Coola Yagami]

nah they wouldn't get jealous... they are friends and brothers, remember??

April wouldn't get fed up either. she would love every single minute of it and she would appreciate that they can all get along with each other and share her like mature adult men.

The only thing I'd be worried about is April getting pregnant with a turtle baby or getting a gross sexually-transmitted disease from one of the turtles. :dead:
naw, they wouldn't give her any diseases... unless Leo was screwing Karai behind her back.

[tmnt_girl]

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Originally Posted by Coola Yagami
naw, they wouldn't give her any diseases... unless Leo was screwing Karai behind her back.

would leo even do that to April cause he's probably to respectful.
and i think it would be cool if April gave burth to a turtle/human,
and wat would it look like?

[ZariusTwo]

wat would it look like?

"Like taking your tounge and stretching it all the way to the back of your neck"