Voltron's State of the Career Address: ITS TOTAL CRAP!

[Voltron]

Hey, if anyone here is going to be in the Philadelphia area, I'll be performing at the "Laff House" on South Street. Stop by and boo me off stage.

[愛]

What day would that be? I'll come with you.

[Voltron]

What a disaster that would be... :lol:

[愛]

Chances are you'll be so bad, you'll get your ass kicked in some alleyway and I'll have to find a way home. However, that's a risk I'm willing to take.

[Voltron]

To leave me at the mercy at the hands of some street thugs? Thanks, pal.

[愛]

You should know better than anyone that because of my current lifestyle, all of my physical strength is housed in my thumbs. Unless I can wreck lives using only my thumbs, I can't help you in any way, heh.

[Voltron]

Thats the most pathetic excuse I ever heard.

[愛]

I'm no Alucard, that's for damn sure.

You can always bring your secret knife, or I could bring my sword.

[impetus]

^ 1337 G4M3R

[愛]

^ is very observant. :)

[Voltron]

No, you're a nerd. We'll get our asses kicked after I say something totally unacceptable and this time Dave Thomas wont be there to save us.

[愛]

You're right. I guess blasphemy in the Laff House would be a no-go. Only Wendy's can we do that. I guess if I bring my GBA, I can stay quiet and not say anything racist by accident.

[Voltron]

With the way this place is shaping up, not even that will save your ass.

Oh yeah, this is going to be a tough one to pull off...

It's like fate is against me on this one. South Street is definatley NOT the place to make a debut. Now I need to reconsider...

[愛]

Yeah, it's a bumpy road the whole way through. The trekk through South Street to get to the place, they probably have a bouncer at the door who may just shoot us on spot, and inside is the 7th level of hell.

I'd pass on it.

[jeff the cheff]

Good luck, you are one funny dude.

[Voltron]

Good luck, you are one funny dude.

Thanks.

But now I need to find a new comedy club. If only I weren't pigmentally challenged...

[Reznorite420]

My God...now "albino" has a politically correct term for it.

[That Matt Guy]

I'm buying a plane ticket Philadelphia now.

[愛]

Don't bother. Chances are we won't go. We would rather not get shot and die in a dark alley on South Street.

[That Matt Guy]

Bullets don't hurt me.

[Voltron]

I wouldn't be suprised if you were bullet proof

[azure turtle]

LOL! Hey Voltron, if you're as funny in RL as you are online, I think you'll do well. Good luck if you decide to go through with it. :)

[The Defibrillator]

Awesome. I guess you really are funny :D

[愛]

I can vouch for his real life humor. It's quite impressive.

[damnhooligan]

If you ever take your show on the road, be sure to hit up Germany. They'll love ya! (maybe even more than they love Hasselhoff)

Edit: Oh yeah, I'll demand free tickets too.

[The Defibrillator]

I can vouch for his real life humor. It's quite impressive.

Do you really know him? Or am I falling for some stupid joke?

[愛]

Yes, I know him in real life. We attended the same high school, attend the same college and I live a few minutes drive from his house.

[That Matt Guy]

And your under his bed right now.

[愛]

With my sword waiting to stab his ass in his sleep

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!*cough*