Voltron's State of the Career Address: ITS TOTAL CRAP!

*Voltron* · 02-16-2004, 08:20 PM

Hey, if anyone here is going to be in the Philadelphia area, I'll be performing at the "Laff House" on South Street. Stop by and boo me off stage.

愛 · 02-16-2004, 08:21 PM

What day would that be? I'll come with you.

*Voltron* · 02-16-2004, 08:25 PM

What a disaster that would be...

愛 · 02-16-2004, 08:26 PM

Chances are you'll be so bad, you'll get your ass kicked in some alleyway and I'll have to find a way home. However, that's a risk I'm willing to take.

*Voltron* · 02-16-2004, 08:27 PM

To leave me at the mercy at the hands of some street thugs? Thanks, pal.

愛 · 02-16-2004, 08:30 PM

You should know better than anyone that because of my current lifestyle, all of my physical strength is housed in my thumbs. Unless I can wreck lives using only my thumbs, I can't help you in any way, heh.

*Voltron* · 02-16-2004, 08:32 PM

Thats the most pathetic excuse I ever heard.

愛 · 02-16-2004, 08:34 PM

I'm no Alucard, that's for damn sure.

You can always bring your secret knife, or I could bring my sword.

impetus · 02-16-2004, 08:43 PM

^ 1337 G4M3R

愛 · 02-16-2004, 08:46 PM

^ is very observant.

*Voltron* · 02-16-2004, 08:50 PM

No, you're a nerd. We'll get our asses kicked after I say something totally unacceptable and this time Dave Thomas wont be there to save us.

愛 · 02-16-2004, 08:54 PM

You're right. I guess blasphemy in the Laff House would be a no-go. Only Wendy's can we do that. I guess if I bring my GBA, I can stay quiet and not say anything racist by accident.

*Voltron* · 02-16-2004, 08:56 PM

With the way this place is shaping up, not even that will save your ass.

Oh yeah, this is going to be a tough one to pull off...

It's like fate is against me on this one. South Street is definatley NOT the place to make a debut. Now I need to reconsider...

愛 · 02-16-2004, 09:13 PM

Yeah, it's a bumpy road the whole way through. The trekk through South Street to get to the place, they probably have a bouncer at the door who may just shoot us on spot, and inside is the 7th level of hell.

I'd pass on it.

*jeff the cheff* · 02-16-2004, 09:14 PM

Good luck, you are one funny dude.

*Voltron* · 02-16-2004, 09:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jeffthecheff

Good luck, you are one funny dude.

Thanks.

But now I need to find a new comedy club. If only I weren't pigmentally challenged...

~~Reznorite420~~ · 02-16-2004, 09:53 PM

My God...now "albino" has a politically correct term for it.

*That Matt Guy* · 02-16-2004, 09:59 PM

I'm buying a plane ticket Philadelphia now.

愛 · 02-16-2004, 10:01 PM

Don't bother. Chances are we won't go. We would rather not get shot and die in a dark alley on South Street.

*That Matt Guy* · 02-16-2004, 10:03 PM

Bullets don't hurt me.

02-16-2004, 08:20 PM	#1
Voltron Handsomest Boy in School Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: The Realm of SJW Posts: 4,642	Voltron's State of the Career Address: ITS TOTAL CRAP! Hey, if anyone here is going to be in the Philadelphia area, I'll be performing at the "Laff House" on South Street. Stop by and boo me off stage. __________________ I AM FOR ACTUAL! . . . and the White Savior. . . and the Right Hand of God. . .

02-16-2004, 08:25 PM	#3
Voltron Handsomest Boy in School Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: The Realm of SJW Posts: 4,642	What a disaster that would be... __________________ I AM FOR ACTUAL! . . . and the White Savior. . . and the Right Hand of God. . .

02-16-2004, 08:27 PM	#5
Voltron Handsomest Boy in School Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: The Realm of SJW Posts: 4,642	To leave me at the mercy at the hands of some street thugs? Thanks, pal. __________________ I AM FOR ACTUAL! . . . and the White Savior. . . and the Right Hand of God. . .

02-16-2004, 08:32 PM	#7
Voltron Handsomest Boy in School Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: The Realm of SJW Posts: 4,642	Thats the most pathetic excuse I ever heard. __________________ I AM FOR ACTUAL! . . . and the White Savior. . . and the Right Hand of God. . .

02-16-2004, 08:43 PM	#9
impetus Stone Warrior Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Kansas City Posts: 978	^ 1337 G4M3R __________________

02-16-2004, 08:21 PM	#2
愛 Super Moderator Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 7,449	What day would that be? I'll come with you.

02-16-2004, 08:26 PM	#4
愛 Super Moderator Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 7,449	Chances are you'll be so bad, you'll get your ass kicked in some alleyway and I'll have to find a way home. However, that's a risk I'm willing to take.

02-16-2004, 08:30 PM	#6
愛 Super Moderator Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 7,449	You should know better than anyone that because of my current lifestyle, all of my physical strength is housed in my thumbs. Unless I can wreck lives using only my thumbs, I can't help you in any way, heh.

02-16-2004, 08:34 PM	#8
愛 Super Moderator Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 7,449	I'm no Alucard, that's for damn sure. You can always bring your secret knife, or I could bring my sword.

02-16-2004, 08:46 PM	#10
愛 Super Moderator Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 7,449	^ is very observant.

02-16-2004, 08:50 PM	#11
Voltron Handsomest Boy in School Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: The Realm of SJW Posts: 4,642	No, you're a nerd. We'll get our asses kicked after I say something totally unacceptable and this time Dave Thomas wont be there to save us. __________________ I AM FOR ACTUAL! . . . and the White Savior. . . and the Right Hand of God. . .

02-16-2004, 08:54 PM	#12
愛 Super Moderator Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 7,449	You're right. I guess blasphemy in the Laff House would be a no-go. Only Wendy's can we do that. I guess if I bring my GBA, I can stay quiet and not say anything racist by accident.

02-16-2004, 08:56 PM	#13
Voltron Handsomest Boy in School Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: The Realm of SJW Posts: 4,642	With the way this place is shaping up, not even that will save your ass. Oh yeah, this is going to be a tough one to pull off... It's like fate is against me on this one. South Street is definatley NOT the place to make a debut. Now I need to reconsider... __________________ I AM FOR ACTUAL! . . . and the White Savior. . . and the Right Hand of God. . .

02-16-2004, 09:13 PM	#14
愛 Super Moderator Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 7,449	Yeah, it's a bumpy road the whole way through. The trekk through South Street to get to the place, they probably have a bouncer at the door who may just shoot us on spot, and inside is the 7th level of hell. I'd pass on it.

02-16-2004, 09:14 PM	#15
jeff the cheff Mad Scientist Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: 122 and an eighth Posts: 2,129	Good luck, you are one funny dude.

02-16-2004, 09:53 PM	#17
~~Reznorite420~~ Banned Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 3,851	My God...now "albino" has a politically correct term for it.

02-16-2004, 09:59 PM	#18
That Matt Guy Honey Bunches Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Lone Star State Posts: 5,840	I'm buying a plane ticket Philadelphia now.

02-16-2004, 10:01 PM	#19
愛 Super Moderator Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 7,449	Don't bother. Chances are we won't go. We would rather not get shot and die in a dark alley on South Street.

02-16-2004, 10:03 PM	#20
That Matt Guy Honey Bunches Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Lone Star State Posts: 5,840	Bullets don't hurt me.