View Full Version : Will the madness ever end?
The Defibrillator
02-22-2004, 12:51 AM
You thought it would stop at 3 blades, right?....WRONG! Schick has released the Cuatro with FOUR blades.
Or, if you still prefer three, you can get the new Mach 3 Turbo Champion. I'm not joking. The world is a crazy place these days.
What? That's ridiculous. Stupid...
Barkworm
02-22-2004, 01:29 AM
Mach 3 razor blades are great though.
Anarky
02-22-2004, 03:53 AM
I use an old razorblade, like a knife. works best for me.
but the multiple blade thing is getting annoying.. btw. ever seen that episode of MadTV where Spishak introduced their newest product: 36 blades. :D
i mean if three blades did it right then why adding a 4th one?
That Matt Guy
02-22-2004, 05:32 AM
i mean if three blades did it right then why adding a 4th one?
Gotta get that close shave, duh.
Voltron
02-22-2004, 10:24 AM
I always feel belittled by that commercial. Like I should have known that the razor was hitting the market, but in my ignorance they sent some guy to yell at me for it. I always hear.
You thought it would stop at 3 blades, right?....WRONG, DUMB ****! Schick has released the Cuatro with FOUR blades, you giant ASS! Now, lets see if I can withhold the vomit perched at the back of my throat while I try to explain to you how this works.
Taloniss
02-22-2004, 10:31 AM
Pfft, why bother shaving? The hairs just gonna grow back anyway.
Voltron
02-22-2004, 10:36 AM
Well, I'm unfortunate enough to have a father who rivals chewbacca in hairyness.
jeff the cheff
02-22-2004, 02:30 PM
I use an old razorblade, like a knife. works best for me.
but the multiple blade thing is getting annoying.. btw. ever seen that episode of MadTV where Spishak introduced their newest product: 36 blades. :D
i mean if three blades did it right then why adding a 4th one?
:lol: I saw that. "The next blade cuts the hair even shorter..and the next one, even shorter..."
The Defibrillator
02-22-2004, 08:48 PM
They need to make a 5 blade.....QUICK!
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Machias Banshee
02-22-2004, 09:43 PM
:lol: :rolling: :lol: :rolling: :lol:
ROFL!!! This shaver thing is so wrong... what happened to men using switchblades? :P ;)
Brodie
02-22-2004, 09:50 PM
Thems fer killin'.
Mars-Chan
02-22-2004, 10:31 PM
ROFL!!! This shaver thing is so wrong... what happened to men using switchblades? :P :wink:
Well, at work where I work, we use blades to cut the cardboard boxes (we call them...get this....LIZARDS..... :lol: ) and I've gotten myself on the hand a few times.
*shrugs* Another scar to add on. :lol: :D
Jo Dawn
02-22-2004, 10:52 PM
I use an old razorblade, like a knife. works best for me.
but the multiple blade thing is getting annoying.. btw. ever seen that episode of MadTV where Spishak introduced their newest product: 36 blades. :D
i mean if three blades did it right then why adding a 4th one?
:lol: I saw that. "The next blade cuts the hair even shorter..and the next one, even shorter..."
I saw that one, too. :lol:
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