Will the madness ever end?

*The Defibrillator* · 02-22-2004, 12:51 AM

You thought it would stop at 3 blades, right?....WRONG! Schick has released the Cuatro with FOUR blades.

Or, if you still prefer three, you can get the new Mach 3 Turbo Champion. I'm not joking. The world is a crazy place these days.

愛 · 02-22-2004, 01:10 AM

What? That's ridiculous. Stupid...

**Barkworm** · 02-22-2004, 01:29 AM

Mach 3 razor blades are great though.

*Anarky* · 02-22-2004, 03:53 AM

I use an old razorblade, like a knife. works best for me.

but the multiple blade thing is getting annoying.. btw. ever seen that episode of MadTV where Spishak introduced their newest product: 36 blades.

i mean if three blades did it right then why adding a 4th one?

*That Matt Guy* · 02-22-2004, 05:32 AM

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Originally Posted by anarky

i mean if three blades did it right then why adding a 4th one?

Gotta get that close shave, duh.

*Voltron* · 02-22-2004, 10:24 AM

I always feel belittled by that commercial. Like I should have known that the razor was hitting the market, but in my ignorance they sent some guy to yell at me for it. I always hear.

You thought it would stop at 3 blades, right?....WRONG, DUMB ****! Schick has released the Cuatro with FOUR blades, you giant ASS! Now, lets see if I can withhold the vomit perched at the back of my throat while I try to explain to you how this works.

*Taloniss* · 02-22-2004, 10:31 AM

Pfft, why bother shaving? The hairs just gonna grow back anyway.

*Voltron* · 02-22-2004, 10:36 AM

Well, I'm unfortunate enough to have a father who rivals chewbacca in hairyness.

*jeff the cheff* · 02-22-2004, 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by anarky

I use an old razorblade, like a knife. works best for me.

but the multiple blade thing is getting annoying.. btw. ever seen that episode of MadTV where Spishak introduced their newest product: 36 blades.

i mean if three blades did it right then why adding a 4th one?

I saw that. "The next blade cuts the hair even shorter..and the next one, even shorter..."

*The Defibrillator* · 02-22-2004, 08:48 PM

They need to make a 5 blade.....QUICK!

**Machias Banshee** · 02-22-2004, 09:43 PM

ROFL!!! This shaver thing is so wrong... what happened to men using switchblades?

*Brodie* · 02-22-2004, 09:50 PM

Thems fer killin'.

*Mars-Chan* · 02-22-2004, 10:31 PM

Quote:

ROFL!!! This shaver thing is so wrong... what happened to men using switchblades?

Well, at work where I work, we use blades to cut the cardboard boxes (we call them...get this....LIZARDS.....

) and I've gotten myself on the hand a few times.

*shrugs* Another scar to add on.

**Jo Dawn** · 02-22-2004, 10:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jeffthecheff

Quote:

Originally Posted by anarky

I use an old razorblade, like a knife. works best for me.

but the multiple blade thing is getting annoying.. btw. ever seen that episode of MadTV where Spishak introduced their newest product: 36 blades.

i mean if three blades did it right then why adding a 4th one?

I saw that. "The next blade cuts the hair even shorter..and the next one, even shorter..."

I saw that one, too.

02-22-2004, 12:51 AM	#1
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Anarky Outlaw Hero Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Tannhauser Gate Posts: 4,867	I use an old razorblade, like a knife. works best for me. but the multiple blade thing is getting annoying.. btw. ever seen that episode of MadTV where Spishak introduced their newest product: 36 blades. i mean if three blades did it right then why adding a 4th one? __________________ Because it's... I dunno... brutal.

02-22-2004, 10:24 AM	#6
Voltron Handsomest Boy in School Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: The Realm of SJW Posts: 4,642	I always feel belittled by that commercial. Like I should have known that the razor was hitting the market, but in my ignorance they sent some guy to yell at me for it. I always hear. You thought it would stop at 3 blades, right?....WRONG, DUMB ****! Schick has released the Cuatro with FOUR blades, you giant ASS! Now, lets see if I can withhold the vomit perched at the back of my throat while I try to explain to you how this works. __________________ I AM FOR ACTUAL! . . . and the White Savior. . . and the Right Hand of God. . .

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Voltron Handsomest Boy in School Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: The Realm of SJW Posts: 4,642	Well, I'm unfortunate enough to have a father who rivals chewbacca in hairyness. __________________ I AM FOR ACTUAL! . . . and the White Savior. . . and the Right Hand of God. . .

02-22-2004, 01:10 AM	#2
愛 Super Moderator Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 7,449	What? That's ridiculous. Stupid...

02-22-2004, 10:31 AM	#7
Taloniss Mad Scientist Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Toronto Posts: 1,819	Pfft, why bother shaving? The hairs just gonna grow back anyway.

02-22-2004, 08:48 PM	#10
The Defibrillator Mad Scientist Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Dee Eff Dubble You Posts: 1,631	They need to make a 5 blade.....QUICK! __________________ My newest signature.

02-22-2004, 09:43 PM	#11
Machias Banshee Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 17,163	ROFL!!! This shaver thing is so wrong... what happened to men using switchblades?

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