The ninja clan of 'net females

[Brodie]

He got wanged.

[Naruto]

Yeah thats what i told him on msn messanger hahahaha

[Peanut]

Yeah I wanged up a couple of his other threads! :D

[Brodie]

That kid makes me wanna punch myself....

[Naruto]

No no dont do that, ill punch yourself for you

[pegasus]

for the record i am not a kid! i am a 17 year old person 6 foot and 225 pounds the weight is becasue i weight lift. the reason i do it is because i blow upand i dont like it. i have to go to anger management once a week for it and second off i would prefer a blade in a fight rather then a gun there is no honor in a gun and i am a dead shot, i have been shooting since i was four. the yugioh thing is becasue it is a nickname and it is one of my favorite manga's i can say the same thing about naruto what is with that? but i am not and another thing i never said i was a tulip and mikey! knows it so i will warn you please back off or next time will be much worse i have an anger problem and dont like to be insulted.

[That Matt Guy]

Go away, nobody wants you here if you can't act like a decent person.

[pegasus]

what do you think i am doing i said i am sorry and i tried to explain it in a nice decent tone if i didn't say it i am sorry if anyone was offended but i am not sorry for my actions i was insulted and when i am insulted i get angry that isn't the worst i have ever done but i stopped i am sorry and i do mean that

[That Matt Guy]

Okay man. Just keep it cool.

[pegasus]

why do i think that that was sarcasim? i am for now i made a retraction like any decent person would do i made it into a poll when you read it i would be grateful if you mark the poll thankyou

[Dr. Doom]

-=eyes narrow=-

[Hannah]

-floats into the room, cracks neck, and disappears-

[kyabetsu]

... so. since he's banned... i guess you guys deleted his "poll thread?" b/c i can't find whatever the heck he was babbling about.



i mean, it's no great loss or anything. just morbid curiosity.


oh. and i'm a Tulip too.

[Meira-Bates]

mehehe

I'm notta tulip!

[kyabetsu]

yes you are.

[Turkituck]

...ok, i'm ignorant.... what the hell's a tulip, aside from a pretty flower?

[kyabetsu]

it is a pretty flower.



AND if you cut up and cook the bulbs into food, you've got a lethal poison that looks just like onions. my 12th grade english teacher taught me that. i never ate any of the snacks she brought to class. ... just in case.

[Hannah]

it is a pretty flower.



AND if you cut up and cook the bulbs into food, you've got a lethal poison that looks just like onions. my 12th grade english teacher taught me that. i never ate any of the snacks she brought to class. ... just in case.

Is it deadly? If so, lets serve it to pres. Bush!!!

[kyabetsu]

you know kenai.... not that i particularly CARE one way or the other about Pres. Bush's job in office... but saying things like that are bound to kick up a "pro-bush/anti-bush" response.



....so. i'm pro-bush. and pro-hedge. ... just pro-landscaping in general. nothing sets off a home like some natural lines and the fresh smell of mulch.

go junipers, go!!

[Dr. Doom]

VOTE DOOM IN 04!!!

[Meira-Bates]

*votes Doom*

[MikeyLikesIt]

*Seconds that vote for Doom*

[Turkituck]

Can Kya and I be 1st and 2nd Ladies? Kya, you can be 1st, since you had him in the first place <^_^>

[Blaze DTGG]

*arches a brow and wonders what was going oin in her absence*

[Naruto]

Once this thread starts going, and you dont keep up for at least 3 mins you get lost

[Blaze DTGG]

so I have noticed.. Im gone for like.. aday and a half.. 2 days at the most.. and foom.. its outta my hands

[Brodie]

... so. since he's banned... i guess you guys deleted his "poll thread?" b/c i can't find whatever the heck he was babbling about.



i mean, it's no great loss or anything. just morbid curiosity.


oh. and i'm a Tulip too.

Yeah, deleted, the best part was when I called him a fishass, then he pmed Mike to ask if fishass was an insult.

[Meeko]

... so. since he's banned... i guess you guys deleted his "poll thread?" b/c i can't find whatever the heck he was babbling about.



i mean, it's no great loss or anything. just morbid curiosity.


oh. and i'm a Tulip too.

Yeah, deleted, the best part was when I called him a fishass, then he pmed Mike to ask if fishass was an insult.

Lol that was the best part

[Ninjinister]

It can get quite confusing at times, but it is still fun
(returns to shadows)

[Dr. Doom]

Can Kya and I be 1st and 2nd Ladies? Kya, you can be 1st, since you had him in the first place <^_^>


Indeed. And as Doom's first ladies, you'll have important duties to attend to............






































IN MAH PANTS!!!


-=Dances around=-






















Oh yeah, and assisting in the demise of that BLASTED RICHARDS!!!!

[Naruto]

That is some attending there doom :sweatdro:

[kyabetsu]

Can Kya and I be 1st and 2nd Ladies? Kya, you can be 1st, since you had him in the first place <^_^>


Indeed. And as Doom's first ladies, you'll have important duties to attend to............IN MAH PANTS!!!
-=Dances around=-


Oh yeah, and assisting in the demise of that BLASTED RICHARDS!!!!


yes. that certainly suits me, turk. a fine idea. as for the pants?

*attends many important duties while wearing doom's pants* yes. i think we all understand who wears the pants here. :P





oh. and i've killed the invisible woman. i smothered her to death with clear saran wrap. none of her team mates have noticed yet.

[Dr. Doom]

-=Standing there with no pants=- Saran Wrap, you say? Such amazing women I'm surrounded by!!!

:tlove: :tlove: :tlove: :tlove: :tlove: :tlove: :tlove: :tlove: :tlove: :tlove:

[Meira-Bates]

*randomly scritches Doom before hugging Turk and Kya* ...you three certainly seem to be the most active of the clan lately. O.o

[Dr. Doom]

-=His leg moves up and down as he's scritched=- :anime:

[Meira-Bates]

X.x I can't stop thinking of the thread of association when I post in this thread lol. I'm the FNC's master, when I think of a ninja clan master I think of Splinter, when I think of Splinter I think of a parental type...and when I think of that and look at this thread I think........man I took care of a lot of ninjas O.o

[Blaze DTGG]

Splinter ain't got nothing on you! *L*

he only had 4 ninja's to deal with. i mean numbers aside... you have doom Kya and Turk to try and keep track of... not to mention Mikey Likes It.

[Turkituck]

Wohoo! I'm what you might call a "Problem child" <^_^> heehee... And if a ninja clan is supposed to be like a family...well, i think we're a pretty incestuous group right here <^_^>

*pounces on Doom's twiching leg and humps it* y-y-yy-eah b-b-b--a-a-a-b-bb--y-y-y-y!!!!

[Blaze DTGG]

*arches her brow at them .. and breaks out the hose*

*hoses turk and doom down with ICE cold water*

DOWN.. DOWN I say! .. DOWN!

[愛]

This thread makes no sense anymore... :lol:

[Blaze DTGG]

it made sense?

like ever?

[愛]

I guess not.

[Blaze DTGG]

heh.. yeah.. i think. maybe.. once.. at some point.. near the begining.. it MIGHT have made sense.. but. i seriously doubted

[Kameko]

*watches Turk hump a pantless Doom's shaking leg as Haya 'scritches' him. Sees Kya dance past in Doom's metal pants*

:tsweatdr: Erm...

*decides to try to change the subject*

BEHOLD!!! I HATH PLACED MY UNIQUE VISAGE ON A VERY SPECIAL FEMALE NINJA CLAN BANNER!!! WHOO-HOO!!! AM I NOT WORTHY OF YOUR PRAISE?

http://img33.photobucket.com/albums/v98/Ink20/femmeninja_meko.gif




>.>
<.<

Whaaaaaaaat? :tanime:


Raph: It's a pretty 'unique' visage, all right...
Kameko: Oh, shut up. At least I have hair.
Raphael: :teek: ... :tsweatdr:

[Kali]

Bwahaha! Wonderful job on that, Kame!

[Blaze DTGG]

see.. now I am wanting to make my own banner..

[Dr. Doom]

-=shivers insanely, having been hosed with ice cold water=-

>_<

[Blaze DTGG]

*eyeballs doom*.. sorry.. turk's fur rubbing you at that speed.. could have created enough static electricity to wipe us out....


*she swings the hose*.....and.. you were both having WAAAAAAY too much fun

[Dr. Doom]

But.........I'M STILL NOT WEARING PANTS!!! -=Shaking like a frightened chihuahua, will probably catch pnuemonia(sp?) and die=-

[Jo Dawn]

We can't have Doom getting sick... *brings him a nice warm blanket* :)

[Blaze DTGG]

and whos fault is that? I mean really now. you were just ASKING for it

[Dr. Doom]

We can't have Doom getting sick... *brings him a nice warm blanket* :)

-=Wraps himself in the blanket and curls up in a ball on the ground=-

Th-th-th-th-ank you!!!

[Blaze DTGG]

*eyeballs doom*

yakno...... you don't seem all that immortal.. n terrifyin to me..

[Dr. Doom]

-=The earth opens up, spewing flames, and the cowering ball is replaced with the towering figure of the almighty Dr. Doom=-

NOT IMMORTAL?! NOT TERRIFYING!? YOU WILL BOW BEFORE THE LORD OF THIS PATHETIC EARTH, DOOM, AND PLEDGE YOUR UNDYING WILL TO HIM OR FACE THE WRATH OF A FATE WORSE THAN DEATH!!!!


:flaming: :flaming: :flaming: :flaming: :flaming: :flaming: :flaming: :flaming: :flaming: :flaming:






















http://www.pudikatzcattery.com/cats/male%20seal%20lynx%20%20kitten.jpg






OOO! KITTY!!!

-=Doom runs over and scoops it up in his hand, nuzzling it up to his face=-



:anime:

[Shadow the hedgehog]

:sweatdro:

[愛]

Enjoy it while it lasts...

[Blaze DTGG]

-_-;


1. Doom.. do not threaten me...

2.. i am SO not terrified of you.. ever.. don't make me hand you your rear end on a plate.

[Turkituck]

*reads Doom's last post* :o :lol: :tlove: KITTY!!! *passes out laughing*

[Machias Banshee]

*squeals* Aww... what a cute kitt--

*blinks* whats with its eyes? It looks like its parents were part Chameleon...

[Blaze DTGG]

*is not phased or moved by any cuteness of any kind*

[Meira-Bates]

Yay Kameko ^.^ *blunks at the rest of the thread and attempts to avoid most of it* Actualy I just ment the ninja of the clan not the man servants too.

[Ninjinister]

Doom-san... thou still art lacking pants.

[愛]

This is a pointless thread now...lol

[Blaze DTGG]

like i said ... this thread has a point?

[愛]

Not really.

[Dr. Doom]

And that's why it's my favorite thread.

[Blaze DTGG]

no. its your favorite thread cause yer gettin the nookie

[Dr. Doom]

Well, I'd say the pointlessness of the thread has contributed to that.

[Blaze DTGG]

yeah... cause.. who needs points...

[Meira-Bates]

*suddenly has an urge to introduce the thread like Who's Line is it Anyway* yeah 'the points don't matter.'

[Blaze DTGG]

*laughs*

I love that show.. Improv comedy is REALLY hard to do.

but i Have been told I am really funny and should put some bits together and do some stand up.

I have a few voice MP3s that some friends think would make great stand up bits if tweaked.


oh no!.... i brought content to the thread.. how DARE me!

[Kameko]

Nice kitty Doom. I always knew you were a softy at heart.

Oh, look at me, I'm skipping class. Whoops. Gotta go!

EDIT: Whoo-hoo! The air-conditioning is out in that building, so my teacher canceled our class! Whoo! *parties*

[The Foot]

The foot accepts hot females too! Ones that want to get rid of those menacing turtles!

[Meira-Bates]

Yeah and I'm sure some of us might be intrested if you weren't spaming like a bot.

[Naruto]

Foot I accept hot femals too, but the title man-servent does not suit me very well for the fact that i am stupid and do not obey orders to well for i never usally understand them. Only one thing makes me want to join, it is because Doom is having to much fun and i want fun. But alase i shall never have that fun for I am sure none of the FNC will want me both ways as a man-servent love-monkey or man-bitch. Anyways its fun just to come in here. These people are great funny and can make you lost in less then 3mins. :evilgrin:

[Ninjinister]

Gods... Doom-san is not using his signature green, XXL text. The horrors become this topic.

[Turkituck]

Eeep! can't let this topic go to page 2!

[Ninjinister]

Indeed... perhaps this topic should be stickied? :lol:

[Meira-Bates]

O.o that'd be amazing... lol I mean sure, plenty of the staffly types post here but....x.X this is like the thread of pointlessness. lol ^.^

[愛]

God, no. Please no sticky...

[Ninjinister]

(begins chanting just to get on Takahashi-san's nerves)
Sti-cky! Sti-cky! Sti-cky!

[Dr. Doom]

I think people post here often enough that it doesn't neccesarily need to be stickied, but I don't oppose it, it'd certainly make it more conveniant.

[Ninjinister]

Indeed. It would eliminate the 4 seconds of my life required to search up and down the first page for it.

[damnhooligan]

Whoa. Okay, I zoned out for about... 50 pages or so.

Recap anyone?

[Dr. Doom]

Recap? -=Tries to explain, but sooner has an anyurism and collapses to the floor, twitching=-

[damnhooligan]

That's what I thought. Carry on.

[Ninjinister]

It's best not to question this topic... As apparent with Doom, it causes brain damage.

[Dr. Doom]

-=Twitches sommore=-

[Ninjinister]

(kicks Doom's body over so that he does not drown in his own vomit)

[kyabetsu]

*puts the twitching doom on a stretcher and wheels him of to the back rooms. where latveria's unrivalled medical care HMO can fix Doom in a jiffy. ... and get him some new pants so he's not cold.*

[Dr. Doom]

Now who wants to give Doom a sponge bath?

[Naruto]

All fnc members, send all your man-slaves to give Doom a spong bath :P . Please comeo on it will be funny

[Turkituck]

Now who wants to give Doom a sponge bath?

*pops up in a tiny little nurse costume and several sponges* <^___^> Dibs!

[Naruto]

darn it i said send in man-slaves not beautiful woman >_< Foiled agian

[Blaze DTGG]

Heh.... wont Doom rust if he gets a sponge bath?



OH. and Doom... I was at TRU and i saw something that just made me think of you. so I bought it. umm... i dunno how to get it to you though *L*

[Raven]

sits in the corner planning his next move on how to destroy the female ninjas.

[Ninjinister]

(Cudgels Major Pain repeatedly with the hilt of his sword)

[kyabetsu]

(Cudgels Major Pain repeatedly with the hilt of his sword)

you just beat up some one who was just sitting in a corner. for no reason. where's the love, man?

[Ninjinister]

He was plotting the destruction of the clan.

[Meira-Bates]

Well...I'm ever so slowly recovering from what I've got x.X evvvvvvvveeeeeeeer so slowwwwwwwwly...

[愛]

BOO!

[Dr. Doom]

Heh.... wont Doom rust if he gets a sponge bath?



OH. and Doom... I was at TRU and i saw something that just made me think of you. so I bought it. umm... i dunno how to get it to you though *L*

-=Being sponge bathed, anmd is rust proofed=- What's all this then? Whadja buy?

[kyabetsu]

He was plotting the destruction of the clan.


but how did you KNOW that? he was just sitting there thinking. for all you know, he could have been writing poetry about his mom. but now we'll never know b/c he's ... well... prolly not DEAD. so we should know when he regains consciousness.



*take a photo-op and gets shots of Turk in her Nursey Latex and Doom in a big steel tub.*

[Turkituck]

*Sees the flash of light and looks up from the Tempestuous Spongebath of Doom (pun intended)*

I want copies of that!

[Dr. Doom]

-=Gasp=- DOOM IS RUINED!! ACCESS HOLLYWOOD WITH HAVE A FEILD DAY WITH THOSE PICTURES!!! -=Searches for a towel so he can get out and retreive the incriminating photos=-

[Raven]

sits in the corner watching S, hoping he dosent get attacked again.

[Blaze DTGG]

Doom>> umm... it's a surprise.. i mean its nothing huge. I just got a real kick out of it. so yeah.. PM me and i will send it to ya.

[Ninjinister]

sits in the corner planning his next move on how to destroy the female ninjas.


This does not appear to be poetry. My number one task is to secure the protection of this clan.

[Naruto]

*Burns towels and buys a few of the pictures and sells them to reporters* Yes they would have a feild day and i can make some good bucks out of this too! *Eats some chicken ramen sadly in his little corner*

[kyabetsu]

sits in the corner planning his next move on how to destroy the female ninjas.


This does not appear to be poetry. My number one task is to secure the protection of this clan.

"planning" implies an abstract thought.... not something to just look at and not call poetry. you clobbered mp without proof...

*gives mp an otter pop(tm)*

poor guy.








and naruto? if you look closer, those were baby pictures fidel castro that i sold you. As the ONLY holder of doom's cheesecake photos, i would hardly part with them for mere money...

[Naruto]

Damn........ and not those beaver damns too. oh well both ways i got me me money....................*eats more ramen*

[Ninjinister]

"planning" implies an abstract thought.... not something to just look at and not call poetry. you clobbered mp without proof...

I will abstract YOUR thought!

[Dr. Doom]

and naruto? if you look closer, those were baby pictures fidel castro that i sold you. As the ONLY holder of doom's cheesecake photos, i would hardly part with them for mere money...

Oh, WHEW!! Atta girl! Pat O'Brian won't have Doom's ass in a bear trap just yet!!

[愛]

*peeks in*

Hoo, boy...what's going on in HERE?

[Naruto]

AI Doom is stripping for his masters, I think we better start running

[Dr. Doom]

-=Drops the soap and it hits the porcelan(sp?) with a "clong"=-

Oops! Let Doom get that....

[Naruto]

*sheilds eyes from anymore of Doom's nudity* It burns! It so burns :dead:

[kyabetsu]

"planning" implies an abstract thought.... not something to just look at and not call poetry. you clobbered mp without proof...

I will abstract YOUR thought!

#1. anger clouds the mind.

#2. you fear for our safety, but ... fear leads to anger. Anger leads to Hate. Hate leads to Suffering.

#3. don't be a playa hater



S? if i give YOU an otter pop TOO, will you play nice with the other children until they actually DO something evil?


*gives S an otter pop.*

[Meira-Bates]

*pat pats S* Yes...it is better to act wirh proof S...we have no proof of what he was thinking. Attacking without proof could make the grudges against us grow.

[kyabetsu]

*makes sure the windows are well closed and the drapes drawn in the Bathroom of Doom.*

*takes more pictures*


:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Naruto]

what's an otter pop? Is it good, if so i want one >_<

[Blaze DTGG]

*wanders in and looks around*

man..... go away for even a little bit around here and things get weird

[Dr. Doom]

.................Otter poop? O_o

[kyabetsu]

POP

OTTER POP!!

like POPSICLE!! am i the ONLY one who remembers these things?!

here.... picture. and YES. they RULE in the summer.

http://www.cs.washington.edu/homes/brad/op/otter_pop.gif

they're frozen ice sticks for kids who's parents were too cheap to buy ACTUAL popsicles. ... but i loved Sir Issac Lime.




... i want an otter pop...

[Naruto]

Cool i never had one before, well i did but not the otter ones. Can i have the blue one please ^_^

[Blaze DTGG]

god i love those things.. i like the bloooo one *chuckles*

you know I can't find those around here.. i miss them

[Raven]

drinks his pop.

[Meira-Bates]

I used to have those a lot...but I never knew them as otter pops x.X in Okinawa they had this wierd, harder to mange version that was slightly hour glass like and it had a part on each end that you had to cut off to get to the pop. Then over here I've only seen this brand that has two kiddie faces on the package instead of an otter.

[Ninjinister]

drinks his pop.
Soda.

[kyabetsu]

it's a POPSICLE.

its frozen. it's a stick of ice. when it melts? its a plastic sleeve of non-carbonated sugar-water with enough dye to change the color of your kidneys.





...but yeah.

soda vs. pop.... my fave is still "Tonic" though i have to admit, i dont use that one terribly often.

[Meira-Bates]

pop vs soda? Soda for me

[Raven]

drinks his pop.
Soda.

we call it pop around here.

[Naruto]

I still didnt get my popsicale thingy >_<

[愛]

Tonic is a sweet word, and it's an item in Chrono Trigger that heals 50hp. :D

[cqb101]

I still didnt get my popsicale thingy >_<

Don't feel bad, I didn't get one either.

[Hannah]

I need a new manservant.

[cqb101]

I need a new manservant.

:lol: :lol:

[Peanut]

Yeah, you do.

[Hannah]

Anyone open?

[cqb101]

Anyone open?

Don't think so.

[That Matt Guy]

Anyone open?

Since you are so willing to defend Shadow's reputation until death, why not pick his sorry butt?

[Hannah]

Anyone open?

Since you are so willing to defend Shadow's reputation until death, why not pick his sorry butt?

He's SG's servant.

[edit by Machi: Watch the language, please...]

[That Matt Guy]

...could have done without the "f" word, sweetheart.

[Hannah]

...could have done without the "f" word, sweetheart.
Don't call me that.

[That Matt Guy]

Sure thing, 11 year old child.

[Hannah]

Sure thing, 11 year old child.
Don't call me that either, you tulip.


[edit by Machi: language is so colorful. Like...tulips.. :D ]

[That Matt Guy]

Okay, person who is looking for a man servant to which I cannot call sweetheart or 11 year old child to.

[Hannah]

Okay, person who is looking for a man servant to which I cannot call sweetheart or 11 year old child to.
Stop that. Call me by my name.

[That Matt Guy]

...you ruin all of my fun.

[Peanut]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Naruto]

Michaelangelo, you know what would be funny. If some how you got matthew there to be Kenai's man-servent :evilgrin:

[Blaze DTGG]

*looks around.. eyeballs the crowd and just stays out of it*

[That Matt Guy]

Michaelangelo, you know what would be funny. If some how you got matthew there to be Kenai's man-servent :evilgrin:

Now how in the hell would he be able to do that?

[Naruto]

bribery, pokey, convinceing you, any way that is possible :evilgrin:

[Meira-Bates]

*looks around* ...moo?

[Machias Banshee]

*steps back out after cleaning up a lil* keep an eye on what you post people...

[Dr. Doom]

http://www.astro.washington.edu/reed/info/donkey.jpg
EEEEEE-AWWWWWW!!!

[Raven]

looks like there falling apart with out me having to do any thing

GREAT! MWAHAHAHAHAHA

[Hannah]

I still need a darned manservant.

[Dr. Doom]

You'll just hafta use a manquin until ya find one.

[Raven]

I still need a darned manservant.

i thought you had a manservent not to long ago?

[kyabetsu]

I still need a darned manservant.

i thought you had a manservent not to long ago?

she did. she ate him. we don't call her "BLACK WIDOW" KENAI for nothing.

:P

[Hannah]

I still need a darned manservant.

i thought you had a manservent not to long ago?

she did. she ate him. we don't call her "BLACK WIDOW" KENAI for nothing.

:P
...........You call me what??






And I didnt eat him.

[Raven]

I still need a darned manservant.

i thought you had a manservent not to long ago?

she did. she ate him. we don't call her "BLACK WIDOW" KENAI for nothing.

:P

she....she ate him!!! dear god!

[Dr. Doom]

RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!

[Raven]

DEAR GOD NO ONES SAFE NOW!

[Dr. Doom]

GET TO THE BOMB SHELTERS!!! AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DON'T MAKE EYE CONTACT WITH HER!!!!

[Hannah]

:( I feel so alone.

[Raven]

who will save the childeren? dear god think of the childeren!

[Hannah]

who will save the childeren? dear god think of the childeren!
I am a child, man.

[Raven]

oh....um...think..of....think....of...GOD JUST RUN!

[Dr. Doom]

XD

[Hannah]

Foolish mortals.




Heh.... we're about to hit page 60!!

[Raven]

waits for the thread to get to page 60

oh its so execting :D I CANT WAIT

*jumps up in joy*

[cqb101]

She didn't eat me, she just disowned me. But I'd still run for your lives if I were you.

[Raven]

runs around in circles*

DEAR GOD WERE ALL GOING TO DIE!

[Hannah]

She didn't eat me, she just disowned me. But I'd still run for your lives if I were you.
What did I ever do?

[tOkKa]

-->> ..aahh..can't you feel the love tonight ??
http://members.aol.com/jwppanther/pics/tlksoda.jpg




:P ..gawd i feel like licking some lions.. mmm.. lions..

[Dr. Doom]

I prefer Lion flavored Fig Newtons. But only the boneless ones.

[kyabetsu]

i like pumas better than lions. Pumas have more dark meat.

[Hannah]

i like pumas better than lions. Pumas have more dark meat.


I prefer not eating lions at all. And I prefer dissing Elton John's crappy Lion King soundtrack.




Edit: w00t! 60!

[That Matt Guy]

i like pumas better than lions. Pumas have more dark meat.

And what about Puma Men?

[Meira-Bates]

hmmm...60 pages of pointlessness....horrah...O.o

[Mars-Chan]

o.0
*slowly backs out of the forum* :o

[Ninjinister]

This appears to be nothing but a gigantic spam topic... with cheese.

[Blaze DTGG]

It's amazing how large a thread can get when it's just nonsense..

[kyabetsu]

...it took sixty pages for you to reach that conclusion?

http://www.channel4.co.uk/science/microsites/S/science/images/sherlock.jpg
BY JOVE!! HOW DO YOU DO IT, HOLMES?!

[Relay]

This appears to be nothing but a gigantic spam topic... with cheese.spam with cheese...mmmmmm
*wipes drool from chin*

[Naruto]

Spam with cheese, now truely spam has become unhealthy for all, run for your lifes before the temptation comes to you and eats you alive. Fear not for there is always a cure! Yes a cure i say to the spam with cheese on top of it. Though it may look good and tempting it is filled with evil! To save yourself from this call 1-800 DR. Doom for the cure. He will slap you to death and end the mandess of your hunger for cheese and spam.

I think i have said enough

[Jo Dawn]

o.0
*slowly backs out of the forum* :o

:lol: See, I'm just sitting back real nice and observing. Quite interesting, if you ask me. :wink: *grabs popcorn*

[Relay]

1-800 Dr. Doom is not enough numbers but 1-800 Doc Doom is. Try it out for yourself.

[Naruto]

What how dare you correct the right to being wrong the . counts does it not! Thou shall suffer the wrath of my puny limbs that can not even scratch a fly when it does not move. Fear me for i will slap you with the back of my hand *Slaps Relay with in the face with the back of my hand* How did you enjoy the suffering of being slapped by a weakling by me who can run as fast as the fastest sissies

[Relay]

Naruto, show me a . on a touch tone phone, and I'll take back what I said.

[Naruto]

Hush the dot counts as a * in my unworthy world of ignorent people =pf or my ignorance is bliss

[Relay]

Ignorence is bliss, but I don't even think you can use a * inside a phone number. Plus, I don't think DR* DOOM would appreciate you throwing astericks in his name all willy-nilly like that.

[Naruto]

Yeah good point but he has to catch me first and i can run as fast as greast sissies who have to run everday =p na j/k but i am a fast runner and if anything Doom would just throw an insult and people will point and laugh and then well basically it stops from there cause i dont know how to throw an insult back if my life depended on it :sweatdro:

[Hannah]

I like spam. :oops:

[Machias Banshee]

heh, I prefer my spam microwaved with cheese and mustard.... :tpizza:

[Kameko]

Three questions:

One: Call me thick-headed, but Kenai, what happened to your first man-servant?

Two: I don't have a manservant at all! *wails pathetically* Anyone care to apply?

Three: Spam? Where? :thyper:






:P :lol:

[Hannah]

Three questions:

One: Call me thick-headed, but Kenai, what happened to your first man-servant?

Two: I don't have a manservant at all! *wails pathetically* Anyone care to apply?

Three: Spam? Where? :thyper:






:P :lol:


1. I ....disowned him.
2. I want a new servant! meh!
3. In my stomach. :9

[Ninjinister]

Cheese = good
Spam = Spam Posing As Meat

[Jo Dawn]

I... have never had the, uh, pleasure of tasting Spam...

[Mars-Chan]

Originally posted by Kameko:

...it took sixty pages for you to reach that conclusion?
http://www.channel4.co.uk/science/microsites/S/science/images/sherlock.jpg

BY JOVE!! HOW DO YOU DO IT, HOLMES?!

Actually, it's Elementary, my dear Dawson...I mean, Watson.

Blast...I've been watching "GMD" again...which isn't a bad thing...mind you... :lol:

[That Matt Guy]

I... have never had the, uh, pleasure of tasting Spam...

It's actually pretty good when it's cooked properly. Having it fried really hides the dog testicle taste.

[Meira-Bates]

I'd have to agree with Matthew x.X I've only ever had it fried, so I've never understood why so many people hate it...now it seems I know. lol

[Jo Dawn]

I... have never had the, uh, pleasure of tasting Spam...

It's actually pretty good when it's cooked properly. Having it fried really hides the dog testicle taste.

... How... appetizing...

:wink:

[Mars-Chan]

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Originally posted by Matthew138:

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Originally posted by Jo Dawn:
I... have never had the, uh, pleasure of tasting Spam...
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It's actually pretty good when it's cooked properly. Having it fried really hides the dog testicle taste.

Um...apparently my burger and fries, that I JUST ATE, are going to revisit me now.... :dead: :lol:

[Relay]

I... have never had the, uh, pleasure of tasting Spam...

It's actually pretty good when it's cooked properly. Having it fried really hides the dog testicle taste.Then what's the point in frying it?

[Voltron]

To eliminate the bacteria and sperm.

[愛]

I think I remember hearing in Health class during high school that sperm is high in fat...I could be wrong, though.

[That Matt Guy]

And why does it taste like salt?

[Voltron]

I think I remember hearing in Health class during high school that sperm is high in fat...I could be wrong, though.


that must have been the most insigthful post ever...

[愛]

And why does it taste like salt?

Um, does it? I wouldn't know.

[Voltron]

He'd eat spam if you told him everyone in Japan was doing it.

[愛]

He'd eat spam if you told him everyone in Japan was doing it.

I think sushi is disgusting, and everyone there eats it. I've never had spam before, but I doubt I'd like it.

[That Matt Guy]

BANZAI! TOJO DEMAND YOU EAT SPAM!

[Voltron]

BANZAI! TOJO DEMAND YOU EAT SPAM!

Well done!

[愛]

NEVER!

[That Matt Guy]

NEVER!

I hope you get my Jap messages on AIM everyday.

[愛]

I find them pretty funny, actually. :lol:

[Voltron]

I find them pretty funny, actually. :lol:

That means he's left in tears by your brutal onslaught.

[That Matt Guy]

Well I usually get embarrased just reading what his away messages are.

[愛]

And why is that?

[Voltron]

I guess because you leave that God awful J-Pop lyrics in there? I dunno.

[愛]

I'm surprised people even read my messages. It's not like anyone cares what I'm doing, anyway.

[That Matt Guy]

Porkchop Sandwiches!

[Voltron]

Hahahahahahaha! I still find those cartoons hysterical.

[That Matt Guy]

He will be our new God.

[愛]

http://img16.photobucket.com/albums/v48/TheFatedBattle/wanged.jpg

EDIT by Mike: Crazy kid!

[That Matt Guy]

Wow, do you watch it everyday?

[愛]

No, I just have a good memory.

[Voltron]

Not when it comes to a guy named Satan.

[愛]

That was more like a mistake than a loss of memory.

[Voltron]

I'm not buying that excuse.

What about Easter?

[愛]

Then don't. It's up to you.

EDIT: Now that was just pure stupidity.

[That Matt Guy]

You need a Geography lesson too.

[Ninjinister]

(throws ramdom shurikens)

[Hannah]

Uh, Matt, how is it that you know what sperm tastes like? Specifically dog sperm? :dead:

[愛]

A little late on that one, Kenai...

[Dr. Doom]

It's never too late for dog sperm.

[kyabetsu]

I think I remember hearing in Health class during high school that sperm is high in fat...I could be wrong, though.



*BZZZZZZZT!!*

that is INCORRECT, Ai... The majority of a sperm's mass is tightly bundled packets of DNA, Deoxyribonucleic acid, made up of a 5 carbon sugar (deoxyribose) ANNNNND... say it with me now, adenine, guanine, cytosine, and thymine!!!

all four of those nitrogen-based nucleotide bases are.... PROTEINS!!

okay. so... there you go boys, you're makin' the original low-fat recipe.





as for flavors? that'll vary depending on what he's been eating. :o

[愛]

I don't know what's scarier...

You knowing the scientific composition of sperm.

or

You setting it up like some kind of game show.

[That Matt Guy]

as for flavors? that'll vary depending on what he's been eating. :o

Hmm... Strawberries and Kiwis, I guess.

[kyabetsu]

I don't know what's scarier...

You knowing the scientific composition of sperm.

or

You setting it up like some kind of game show.



piffle. all gametes are protein-heavy... specifically b/c of the DNA... why do you think your scrambled EGGS have so much protein?

as for the game show, can't you just picture Alec Trebec saying, "I'm sorry, Ai, but the correct question was, WHAT IS SPERM?"

[愛]

I'm just not smart enough to know that...

And yes, I can picture that, and it amuses me.

[Jo Dawn]

*blinks at the sudden turn this thread has taken* Whoa...


as for the game show, can't you just picture Alec Trebec saying, "I'm sorry, Ai, but the correct question was, WHAT IS SPERM?"

:lol: :lol:

[cqb101]

Go sperm go!

[Voltron]

I don't know what's scarier...

You knowing the scientific composition of sperm.

or

You setting it up like some kind of game show.

I don't know whats scarier...

youre not knowing whats in sperm

or you not knowing what Easter means...

[愛]

I will kill you one day, Voltron...mark my words... :lol:

[Naruto]

Well now im disturbed and really hopeing to not know why the talk of sperm is in here :sweatdro: