The ninja clan of 'net females

[Meira-Bates]

Hehe I brought this up as a slight attempt at a joke on Dane's post about his group pics, but some folks actualy took intrest.

Thus I started this topic to see who all is intrested. Of course it's a female ninja clan, though I'm not much of one for seperation of the sexes and all...I just can't see a guy fitting into a clan of female ninja so...only female members of the board need 'apply' (unless you can think up some really good excuse).

Also if you have any ideas of how we can get this little, unofficial clan originized please say so. I was thinking we could go for the whole turtle thing like Dane's group...but on this board? That'd be like asking for war @.@ so I need some other sort of member theme. Finally we should have something to set us appart (like the Illuminaughti banner, only something smaller). All ideas welcome through pm or just posted here on this topic.

[EZweasel]

im in!

[GK Punk]

If any boys are joining this one, it should be me. I mean damn, everyone thinks I'm a girl anyways.

[Stone Ill]

Or at least half..

[Meira-Bates]

*rolls a little* I guess that's a good enough excuse for you GK =^.^= I always knew you were a guy myself, but I've seen you get mistaken for a girl enough.

[EZweasel]

i replied first so i should be in. even though i am a guy..

[Mars-Chan]

I'm so there! :lol: :D

[Blaze DTGG]

heh you already know I am in. I can see what I can find as far as images go I have a few at home. i will bother you when i am there.

[GK Punk]

*rolls a little* I guess that's a good enough excuse for you GK =^.^= I always knew you were a guy myself, but I've seen you get mistaken for a girl enough.

For all intent and purpouses of this, we'll just say I'm like Ranma.
Now... where's the hot water at...

[Mars-Chan]

*hides the water* What water? I don't see any water! :lol:

[GK Punk]

*breaks out Ye olde Mallet of Doom*

...Marrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs!

[Mars-Chan]

( :lol: )

What? I don't see any water! :tangel:

[Meira-Bates]

i replied first so i should be in. even though i am a guy..

Weeeeeeeell...giive a more fitting reason and I might allow you in like I did with GK. Afraid first replier won't cut it. ^.^ *ist still trying to think up what the theme should be for us* X.x *watches the mallet get involved* Oh dear O.o

[EZweasel]

i replied first so i should be in. even though i am a guy..

Weeeeeeeell...giive a more fitting reason and I might allow you in like I did with GK. Afraid first replier won't cut it. ^.^ *ist still trying to think up what the theme should be for us* X.x *watches the mallet get involved* Oh dear O.o

i have a girl in my avatar. that is me beside her. the girl is actually a girl from this forum. she drew it for me.

[GK Punk]

See, and here I thought you were just a Kingdom hearts fan.

[EZweasel]

See, and here I thought you were just a Kingdom hearts fan.

i am a kingdom hearts fan also.

[Kali]

"Why do female ninja costumes always show so much skin?" 'Exposed skin= stealth' "So does that mean a naked woman is the ultimate ninja?" 'Yes... yes it does.'

:lol: Sorry, got that off another site I frequent and couldn't resist.

I'm in! After all, I already have the title...

[Blaze DTGG]

*chuckles* hrmm.. does that mean for us to be ultimate ninja women.. we have to run around naked? :-?

[Meira-Bates]

"Why do female ninja costumes always show so much skin?" 'Exposed skin= stealth' "So does that mean a naked woman is the ultimate ninja?" 'Yes... yes it does.'

lol! ^.^

Anywhoo I discused this with someone, GK shall be our token male for his strange ability to be confused for a female online. No other male accupants will be accepted. (as much as I'd love to let a couple of you into my little group 'taint happenin')

*chuckles* hrmm.. does that mean for us to be ultimate ninja women.. we have to run around naked? :-?

Hmm...I hearby say any of us female ninja clan members that wish to run around naked in attempt of ultimate ninja-ness, may attempt so...buuuuut I'm keeping my clothes on. X.x

[Kali]

So no other male members? Can we have male sub-members? Like pets or something?

[Meira-Bates]

So no other male members? Can we have male sub-members? Like pets or something?

This is currently being taken into consideration, as I don't yet know.

[Blaze DTGG]

So no other male members? Can we have male sub-members? Like pets or something?

they would have to be unique and special males to be doing our bidding. but then.. having males kinda defeats the purpose of a female ninja clan

[Kali]

they would have to be unique and special males to be doing our bidding. but then.. having males kinda defeats the purpose of a female ninja clan
Amazons did it. Females were the warriors and leaders of the clan. Men were kept for labor and other... necessities.

[Mars-Chan]

:lol:
I see....tell me more...

[Splinter]

So no other male members? Can we have male sub-members? Like pets or something?
Hmmm, a beloved pet for a group of lovely ninja ladies? Where do I sign up for that. ;) :D

[Jo Dawn]

Ooh, I'm in!

So no other male members? Can we have male sub-members? Like pets or something?

:lol: :lol:

[Splinter]

*Looks at Hamato Yoshi, and then at group of Ninja Females*

"Forgive me, Master Yoshi. But do you realize how many ladies love the Splintmeister."

[Jo Dawn]

*Looks at Hamato Yoshi, and then at group of Ninja Females*

"Forgive me, Master Yoshi. But do you realize how many ladies love the Splintmeister."

:lol: :lol: :D

OK, now I'm gonna be thinking "The Splintmeister" every time I see him...

[Meira-Bates]

Alright...male pets are allowed, but only of thier own will and junk. Since Splints is my 'bro' and all I claim him as mine, lol.

[Machias Banshee]

Ohh... i like this! :thyper:

*plots pic ideas* :evilgrin:

Ive ALWAYS been compared to Amazons! :D

Lessee...if i want manservants...i want

Splinter (Splintmeister)
GK

[damnhooligan]

No one can resist the deadly allure of the female 'net ninja, let alone a whole clan of them. No one.

Count me in.

*joins the plotting of the fem-ninja banner*

[Hannah]

Pick me! :lol:


So.. whuts this gonna be.. a yahoo group? ..or.. If not.. I'd be happy to help with a webpage... :D

[Meira-Bates]

I was thinking like the illuminaughti, just an unofficial group around the 'drome. Also GK's a member not a pet. O.o lol ah well...hmm with how many members it might get here I would start a yahoo group...if I knew what we could talk about besides the obvious subjects we discuss elsewhere

[Brodie]

I'm in..ah.****.

[Jo Dawn]

Ohh... i like this! :thyper:

*plots pic ideas* :evilgrin:

Ive ALWAYS been compared to Amazons! :D

Lessee...if i want manservants...i want

Splinter (Splintmeister)
GK

Manservants??! I need me one of those!! :wink: :D

[damnhooligan]

http://www.damnhooligan.com/images/femmeninja.gif

Now with winking action! Just an idea that popped into my head that needed to be made.

[Voltron]

I call god of Femininja clan for life!

[R-iZZy]

http://www.damnhooligan.com/images/femmeninja.gif

Now with winking action! Just an idea that popped into my head that needed to be made.
Oh! I think she likes me. She's giving me that stare... 8)

[GK Punk]

http://www.damnhooligan.com/images/femmeninja.gif

Now with winking action! Just an idea that popped into my head that needed to be made.

I will soooo add that to my sig, just give me the word.

[damnhooligan]

http://www.damnhooligan.com/images/femmeninja.gif

Now with winking action! Just an idea that popped into my head that needed to be made.
Oh! I think she likes me. She's giving me that stare... 8)

That, or she's planning on killing you in your sleep.

[愛]

My name/avatar/signature is female...does that count? :D

[Voltron]

and he screams like a girl!


not to mention throws like one...

[愛]

and he screams like a girl!


not to mention throws like one...

It's true...sigh.

[Voltron]

Not to mention all the movies he has with girls...hubba hubba! :wink:

[Hannah]

http://www.damnhooligan.com/images/femmeninja.gif

-adds to signiture- I am a female ninja.. go me...

BTW, great job! It's so cool...

[GK Punk]

ph34r my F3m4l3 n1nj4 p0wwa

[Machias Banshee]

:lol: Man, my sig's gonna get Huge at this rate...

There should be a special sig for the guys who are manservants, including who they belong to... :evilgrin:

[Hannah]

ph34r my F3m4l3 n1nj4 p0wwa

Dude.. when n00bs look at your sig.. they're definately gonna thinkg your a girl... :lol:


EDIT: I just noticed something... Ya know some clubs if the people have aim, they sometimes make mutiple accounts and the second one would have their club name or nickname, ie Female Ninja Clan= FNC, and afterwards put their new/original sn? Even if you people dont wanna, I will... I need another new SN anyway... :P :lol: :P

So, I'm gonna have a new SN... FNC Kenai.... er sumthin like that.. great fun.

[GK Punk]

ph34r my F3m4l3 n1nj4 p0wwa

Dude.. when n00bs look at your sig.. they're definately gonna thinkg your a girl... :lol:

lmao... Well they already do!!

[cqb101]

I'll be a manservent......I'm feeling left out.... :cry:

[Hannah]

I'll be a manservent......I'm feeling left out.... :cry:

Bwuahaha I call you.

[GK Punk]

I'll be a manservent......I'm feeling left out.... :cry:

Someone should adopt the boy!

[Hannah]

I'll be a manservent......I'm feeling left out.... :cry:

Someone should adopt the boy!



-allready did-

HEY, CQB101, GET ME A DRINK. :evil:

XD j/k go do something fun

[cqb101]

Eeeeeeee! I'm owned! Umm, what kinda drink you want?

[GK Punk]

I claim Leo656 as my Man Servant.

Stop looking at me funny.

[Machias Banshee]

:lol: Youre going to scare the newbies...


Hmm... who should i claim as my manservant?

[Hannah]

I claim Leo656 as my Man Servant.

Stop looking at me funny.

But.. you're a guy... o.o



MANGO JUICE! :9

[愛]

I'm female enough! :D

*adds signature*

[GK Punk]

I claim Leo656 as my Man Servant.

Stop looking at me funny.

But.. you're a guy... o.o



MANGO JUICE! :9

...So!! I'm sure Leo Would be proud to be my man servant!!

[Peanut]

I claim Leo656 as my Man Servant.

Stop looking at me funny.

But.. you're a guy... o.o



MANGO JUICE! :9

...So!! I'm sure Leo Would be proud to be my man servant!!

:lol: ................. :| .............so scared.......

[Machias Banshee]

I claim Michelangelo as my Manservant!!!!!! :D

[GK Punk]

I claim Michelangelo as my Manservant!!!!!! :D

Why does this not suprise me??

[cqb101]

Quick, somebody make a manservent banner!

*brings kenai mango juice with a little umbrella in it*

[Splinter]

Hmm... who should i claim as my manservant?
I thought you were intrested in me. ;)

BTW, I belong to noone. Just everyone. :D

*Runs and hides in the pile of lovely ladies, before Sis returns.*

[GK Punk]

Hmm... who should i claim as my manservant?
I thought you were intrested in me. ;)

BTW, I belong to noone. Just everyone. :D

*Runs and hides in the pile of lovely ladies, before Sis returns.*

*ahem*

Lovely Ladies AND GK, thank you.

[Meira-Bates]

AYIEEEEE! My clan has grown and gotten it's own banner while I was trapped in IRL. O.o scerrry....HEY! *Chases down Splints*

[Splinter]

*ahem*

Lovely Ladies AND GK, thank you.
A thousand pardons. I shall endevor to not make such mistakes in the future. *bows*

*Goes to hide in the pile of lovely ladies and lovely GK.*
AYIEEEEE! My clan has grown and gotten it's own banner while I was trapped in IRL. O.o scerrry....HEY! *Chases down Splints*
*Splinter meeps and starts running.* "I'm in big trouble now."

[Meira-Bates]

*Splinter meeps and starts running.* "I'm in big trouble now."

Come back my snuggle-rat-bro! *chuckles*

[GK Punk]

*ahem*

Lovely Ladies AND GK, thank you.
A thousand pardons. I shall endevor to not make such mistakes in the future. *bows*


Ahh Much better! *throws the Rat servant some cheese*

[Peanut]

I claim Michelangelo as my Manservant!!!!!! :D

:D I live only to serve you my lady! *bows*

[Voltron]

sure sure...

you all have your fun mean while ol' Volty goes to waste...


:cry:

Do you really want to hurt this face?

http://img2.photobucket.com/albums/v11/Frapplo/Cutie.jpg


Awwww...

[damnhooligan]

I'll lay claim to you, ol' Volty, provided you pledge to smite all whom oppose me. Which is pretty much... everyone.

Let the smiting begin.

[Voltron]

WOO HOO! NO MORE FREEDOM FOR ME!! IN YOUR FACE, SUCKERS!

[Blaze DTGG]

wait wait wait.. now are people just putting the banner in their sigs without being part of the group or do we really have 3 guys in it?

[GK Punk]

wait wait wait.. now are people just putting the banner in their sigs without being part of the group or do we really have 3 guys in it?

As far as I know, I'm the only Male in the group. Atleast officially.

[Blaze DTGG]

ok... i wasnt sure... cause there seem to be a few guys sportin the banner


and the place i host all my siggy pics at wont allow animated gifs *grumbles*

[Voltron]

I'm a man servant!

[GK Punk]

ok... i wasnt sure... cause there seem to be a few guys sportin the banner


and the place i host all my siggy pics at wont allow animated gifs *grumbles*

If you want I can upload it to my server, and you can link it from there.

[Blaze DTGG]

that would not only ROCK.. but put you on my list of people that dont suck!

*chuckles*.. though I think you were already there!

[Meira-Bates]

*just sits and watches over her clan for a while*

[Hannah]

Quick, somebody make a manservent banner!

*brings kenai mango juice with a little umbrella in it*

I'd be glad to make a manservant banner... :P

OooOOOoooOOO! Umbrella! -pats on head-

Psst. Here, have 300 bucks.


Oh.. uh.. I did not just pay my servant, no way!


sure sure...

you all have your fun mean while ol' Volty goes to waste...


:cry:

Do you really want to hurt this face?

http://img2.photobucket.com/albums/v11/Frapplo/Cutie.jpg


Awwww...
Aww. -patpat- I would never hurt that face! :(


Besides....



It's PRETTY!!




*just sits and watches over her clan for a while*

-whispers to person beside her- Lets take over the clan.. hehehe.. :lol: J/k..

[Blaze DTGG]

on another note.. we should have seperate banners for our man servants *smirks*

anyone up to it?

[GK Punk]

that would not only ROCK.. but put you on my list of people that dont suck!

*chuckles*.. though I think you were already there!

http://kittie.onlinecomics.biz/femmeninja.gif

There ya go :)

[Blaze DTGG]

that would not only ROCK.. but put you on my list of people that dont suck!

*chuckles*.. though I think you were already there!

http://kittie.onlinecomics.biz/femmeninja.gif

There ya go :)

WOOT n a half!!!

THANKYOU!!

I will refrain from smothering you in kisses

[Meira-Bates]

Talk of treason shall be greatly consequinted...or....something. O.o Anyhow...yes we need manservant banners. LOL We'll really be able to defeat Dane's group at this rate X.x Anyhoo...all in favor of making this an actual group say AYieeeeeeee!

[Hannah]

AYieeeeeeee! AYieeeeeeee! AYieeeeeeee! AYieeeeeeee! AYieeeeeeee! AYieeeeeeee! AYieeeeeeee! AYieeeeeeee! AYieeeeeeee!

[GK Punk]

AYieeeeeeee!

[Blaze DTGG]

manservants.... i need a man servant..

ok.. who wants to be my manservant!!

[Hannah]

I count as nine people cuz I said "AYieeeeeeee!" nine times. Make that ten, now... xD

[Blaze DTGG]

i said AYieeeeeeeee to her in another window but i might as well say it here too

[Machias Banshee]

Hey, I was the one who came up with the idea!!!


I want My menservants to proudly show who they belong to! :evilgrin:

[Ninjatron]

I don't know what is going on here.

But all I can say is that, as a male ninja, I am very interested in carefuly observing how a female ninja clan shapes up. VERY interested.

Sayonara.

[Jo Dawn]

Yeah, I think a manservant banner is needed...

Hey, speaking of... I need a manservant!!

Any volunteers?? :wink: :)

[Meira-Bates]

Hey, I was the one who came up with the idea!!!


I want My menservants to proudly show who they belong to! :evilgrin:

*blinks* I thought Kali came up with the whole man servant thing.

[That Matt Guy]

Do you really want to hurt this face?

http://img2.photobucket.com/albums/v11/Frapplo/Cutie.jpg

A smaller version of that should be your avatar.

[Machias Banshee]

Hey, I was the one who came up with the idea!!!


I want My menservants to proudly show who they belong to! :evilgrin:

*blinks* I thought Kali came up with the whole man servant thing.

she had the manservant idea, I just thought of the banner thing... :goofygri:

[Stone Ill]

I hate you all!

I'm gonna make my own club, and and and it'll be really popular! yeah!!!


NO GIRLS ALLOWED!

[GK Punk]

Do you really want to hurt this face?

http://img2.photobucket.com/albums/v11/Frapplo/Cutie.jpg

A smaller version of that should be your avatar.

http://kittie.onlinecomics.biz/cutie.jpg ?

[Peanut]

We need some manservent banners up in this hizzy! I think we should include who we're a manservet of on the banner.

[GK Punk]

We need some manservent banners up in this hizzy! I think we should include who we're a manservet of on the banner.

It should include something like "Property of" On the banner!

[Shredder's Girl]

I'm in!

[Machias Banshee]

I hate you all!

I'm gonna make my own club, and and and it'll be really popular! yeah!!!


NO GIRLS ALLOWED!


I want Stone Ill as one of my Manservants! :D

[Hannah]

AYieeeeeeee!...again.

[That Matt Guy]

Yeah... hmm... the women are slowly dominating this board.

[cqb101]

Yeah... hmm... the women are slowly dominating this board.

They've been dominating it for awhile, you just haven't noticed.

Where's my manservent banner?![/b]

[damnhooligan]

Where's my manservent banner?!

http://www.damnhooligan.com/images/manservant.gif

[cqb101]

Where's my manservent banner?!

http://www.damnhooligan.com/images/manservant.gif

Yay! I'm an official manservant!

[Ninjinister]

Well... nobody knows my gender here, or anything else about me for that matter... I prefer to keep my life a secret...

But I'm going all out and displaying that I AM A MALE!

Hence, also as a ninja, I have always wanted to work with kunoichi. That's why I am humbly requesting to become a full member, as opposed to a man servant. If you find that you'd rather me be a man servant, however, I will graciously accept...

[Peanut]

I like it! :D

[Kali]

Bwahahahaha! So cool. Since I can't host banners and such, can I use the link you posted, GK?

Ooh, and I still need a man servant. *goes off in search of a certain blue turtle*

[GK Punk]

Bwahahahaha! So cool. Since I can't host banners and such, can I use the link you posted, GK?

Ooh, and I still need a man servant. *goes off in search of a certain blue turtle*

Absolutley, Kali ^_^

[Kali]

There. Had to do a little editing because my sig got a little long, but there it is.

[That Matt Guy]

If anyone asks...

I ain't serving no woman.

Now get in that kitchen and cook my damn dinner.

[Voltron]

If anyone asks...

I ain't serving no woman.

Now get in that kitchen and cook my damn dinner.

:lol: If by "be my man servant" you mean "let me cook you a steak"...

[Blaze DTGG]

*chuckles at the goings on*.. this is kind of an interesting thing

[HorseTechie]

Heee... I have no idea what this clan does, or the purpose of it. But that banner looks cool. I want one! :D

Can I join too..... ?

<-- this robo-pony is a 'she', even though she acts like a 'he' or an 'it' from time to time.




...ninja manservant... *snicker*

[Jo Dawn]

*chuckles at the goings on*.. this is kind of an interesting thing

Hehe... interesting, indeed... :)

Hey wait!! I still needs me a manservant... I'm still taking applications. :wink:

[JameO]

SLAVES! PETTY SLAVES!

[cqb101]

*chuckles at the goings on*.. this is kind of an interesting thing

Hehe... interesting, indeed... :)

Hey wait!! I still needs me a manservant... I'm still taking applications. :wink:

I'd apply, but I'm already owned. :P

[Mondo J. Gecko]

Hey wait!! I still needs me a manservant... I'm still taking applications. :wink:
I'll apply... those manservant banners are wicked cool...

[Savanti Romero]

Can I join the club

[cqb101]

Can I join the club

I didn't realize you were a chick. :o I always thoguth you were a guy. Sorry. :lol:

[EZweasel]

i bow to no one. im no ones servent. neither would i want to be in a GIRLS group. but i have one thing to say to you people...you missed out on a great superstar. and his name is "The Weasel"

[Kali]

Can I join the club
As a male (unless you're female), you must be "sponsored" by a female member. I'd do it, but Azure has already agreed to be my turtle servant. (He has, I swear!)

[Meeko]

Ive Been Mistaken as a girl a few Times But i really Dont want to join a Female Ninja clan So Why am i posting I dont know

[Blaze DTGG]

so any males other than GK have to be sponsered as manservants by specific members?

I just wanna make sure I am clear

[Kali]

so any males other than GK have to be sponsered as manservants by specific members?

I just wanna make sure I am clear
Umm... yeah, I think that's what we're going for. I mean, HayashibaraMegumi has the final say, but that's what I've gathered. So that male gets a cool banner with "Property of..." in their sig. And for that, they get to hang around varying degrees of scantily clad female ninja warriors, and get to brag about that fact.

[Peanut]

so any males other than GK have to be sponsered as manservants by specific members?

I just wanna make sure I am clear
Umm... yeah, I think that's what we're going for. I mean, HayashibaraMegumi has the final say, but that's what I've gathered. So that male gets a cool banner with "Property of..." in their sig. And for that, they get to hang around varying degrees of scantily clad female ninja warriors, and get to brag about that fact.

Brag is right! I've already told all my friends! Boy are they jealous!

[cqb101]

*starts bragging* Nyah nyah nyah!

[That Matt Guy]

So what does the Female Ninja Clan do besides sit at a computer and reply to this thread?

[Voltron]

So what does the Female Ninja Clan do besides sit at a computer and reply to this thread?

Claim manservants. Duh...

[Kali]

So what does the Female Ninja Clan do besides sit at a computer and reply to this thread?
We could tell you, but then we'd have to kill you. Sorry, it's a ninja union thing.

[That Matt Guy]

So what does the Female Ninja Clan do besides sit at a computer and reply to this thread?

Claim manservants. Duh...

Your claimed by Ai Takahashi, right?

[Voltron]

Please, don't do that to my stomach

[That Matt Guy]

Okay, I'll stop kicking.

[Voltron]

Thanks, you kangaroo bastard

[cqb101]

So what does the Female Ninja Clan do besides sit at a computer and reply to this thread?
We could tell you, but then we'd have to kill you. Sorry, it's a ninja union thing.

I don't even know! Or do I?

[Blaze DTGG]

i wasnt aware Ai was a member.. i thought Ai was a guy?

[Voltron]

Ai is a guy. He's just desperate for sex

[That Matt Guy]

Voltron knows, since the two are best buds in real life.

[Blaze DTGG]

I was not aware of that either

[Hannah]

I'd apply, but I'm already owned.
Yes! Ohw-ned by da Kenai!!




So...



I know what to do!


...PLAY-DOH!!! :D

[Voltron]

sure sure...

you all have your fun mean while ol' Volty goes to waste...


:cry:

Do you really want to hurt this face?

http://img2.photobucket.com/albums/v11/Frapplo/Cutie.jpg


Awwww...
Aww. -patpat- I would never hurt that face! :(


Besides....



It's PRETTY!!]



Shucks... :goofygri:

[cqb101]

play-doh?

The master confuses us...yessss

[Hannah]

play-doh?

The master confuses us...yessss
OOOoooOOOoooo!!
What's this? Bread crums? -gasp- It was the fat boy! Always stuffing his face when you are not looking.. Stupid FAT hobbit!
:lol: :evilgrin: :P

Shucks... :goofygri:
Yessiree.. you should win a BEAUTY contest!!! :o



Property of:
~KenaI~

Oh.. I feel somewhat loved when I see that... :| I mean, I have property! Whoo! -runs around screaming 'property! whoo!'-

[Dane E5R]

::walks into this thread..scratching himself, and grunting, and sits RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE of everything..then looks at the girls with a 'what're you gonna do about it face'::
:evilgrin:

EDIT: ::slaps a few of their asses while he's at it::

[Raven]

i would ask to be a "servant" but i think im a bit to creepy for any one :evilgrin:

[damnhooligan]

::walks into this thread..scratching himself, and grunting, and sits RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE of everything..then looks at the girls with a 'what're you gonna do about it face'::
:evilgrin:

EDIT: ::slaps a few of their asses while he's at it::

HA! Had that not been one of the best thread entrances/exits I've read, shuriken would have been a'flyin'.

[Hyper Metal Sonic]

Wow. Interesting.

...what? That's all I can think of!

[Blaze DTGG]

::walks into this thread..scratching himself, and grunting, and sits RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE of everything..then looks at the girls with a 'what're you gonna do about it face'::
:evilgrin:

EDIT: ::slaps a few of their asses while he's at it::


*cracks up laughing.. then smacks him on the back of the head .. not too hard though*.. YOU did THAT on purpose..

BAD Dane!

*smacks HIS ass*

[Meeko]

Hmm I want a Manservant Banner

[Blaze DTGG]

are you a manservant?

[Meeko]

No But im not sure if i want to be anymore GAh Im confused Pardon Me Im Very Sick Its hard to think When You are Very Sick I fell asleep on my stares Today: Thats another story

[Hyper Metal Sonic]

I'm going to try to get my girlfriend into this clan so I can be her servant. ;)

[Meeko]

I'm going to try to get my girlfriend into this clan so I can be her servant. ;)

I was actually waiting for you to say that since i saw your other post in here

[cqb101]

::walks into this thread..scratching himself, and grunting, and sits RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE of everything..then looks at the girls with a 'what're you gonna do about it face'::
:evilgrin:

EDIT: ::slaps a few of their asses while he's at it::

*slaps Raph's ass*

Nobody saw that. :oops: :goofygri: :P

[milweskee]

If I ask to become a manservant, can I choose my master, or does my master choose me?

[cqb101]

If I ask to become a manservant, can I choose my master, or does my master choose me?

The master has to choose you.

Oh, and Kenai, you should always feel loved while on the 'drome. *hugs kenai*

[Meira-Bates]

so any males other than GK have to be sponsered as manservants by specific members?

I just wanna make sure I am clear
Umm... yeah, I think that's what we're going for. I mean, HayashibaraMegumi has the final say, but that's what I've gathered. So that male gets a cool banner with "Property of..." in their sig. And for that, they get to hang around varying degrees of scantily clad female ninja warriors, and get to brag about that fact.

True True ^.^ anywaaaaaaaay the group is made

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FemaleNinjaClan/

[Hannah]

..Can we have more than one servant? :o

[Meira-Bates]

..Can we have more than one servant? :o

Nah, it wouldn't be fair to the other female ninja...but once they are all satisfied with one, perhaps...

[Kali]

True True ^.^ anywaaaaaaaay the group is made

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FemaleNinjaClan/
I am SO there. :evilgrin:

[Jo Dawn]

True True ^.^ anywaaaaaaaay the group is made

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FemaleNinjaClan/
I am SO there. :evilgrin:

As am I... :)

[Kameko]

I'm in. :evilgrin:

[cqb101]

"You're my boy, Blue. You're my boy."

[azure turtle]

Can I join the club
As a male (unless you're female), you must be "sponsored" by a female member. I'd do it, but Azure has already agreed to be my turtle servant. (He has, I swear!)
:nod:

Indeed. I have agreed because I witnessed Kali eat a mango, something she has never done before. Besides, I get to wield my anime mallet of doom while doing her bidding. :evilgrin:

This gives me an idea for a new sig... heh heh...

[Hannah]

Oh, and Kenai, you should always feel loved while on the 'drome. *hugs kenai*
:goofygri: Aww! -hugs back-

[Machias Banshee]

Whoo, I'm in the club! :evilgrin:

[Mondo J. Gecko]

*waves hand in the air*
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Can I be a Manservant?? Please please!! I don't bite.... that hard... :D
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*waves hand some more*

[Meeko]

If no one Picks Me To be there man servant Im gonna Make a Manservant Reject Banner :D im getting started now

[Meira-Bates]

you guys can be manservants...you're just not claimed yet, lol.

[Raven]

wow that sounds fun

[Ninjinister]

I feel as if I'm being ignored here...

Maybe harakiri will make me feel better...

[Splinter]

I feel as if I'm being ignored here...

Maybe harakiri will make me feel better...
They're ninjas....Seppuku. :)

[Meeko]

YAY
Look at my signature Im a Manservant ( im cheering that im a servant Weird :lol: )

[milweskee]

I really really don't want to be a manservant. <----reverse psychology. :D

[Kali]

Hey, for you guys waiting to be... "sponsored", why not put up the Ninja Man Servant banner, and put "Up For Grabs" underneath it. :lol:

[Blaze DTGG]

what about us fem ninja's that don't have servants and are possibly looking.

[milweskee]

Then you should quickly choose...me. :)

[Kali]

what about us fem ninja's that don't have servants and are possibly looking.
Then say you're taking applications for a man servant in your sig.

Do these things really not occur to you people? :lol: :) (Kidding! Kidding!)

[TMNTFanCrys]

I know I'm late, but I WANNA JOIN and my man servant is Hyper Metal Sonic. His first task should be to get the female ninja banner below my sig (since I don't know how to do that myself).

[Ninjinister]

From one of my many links regarding the martial arts:

Seppuku, (Sape-puu-kuu) the Japanese formal language term for ritual suicide (Hara-kiri (Har-rah-kee-ree) is the common language term.), was an intregal aspect of feudal Japan (1192-1868). It developed as an intregal part of the code of bushido and the discipline of the samurai warrior class.
Hara-kiri, which literally means "stomach cutting" is a particularly painful method of self-destruction, and prior to the emergence of the samurai as a professional warrior class, was totally foreign to the Japanese.

The early history of Japan reveals quite clearly that the Japanese were far more interested in living the good life than in dying a painful death. It was not until well after the introduction of Buddhism, with its theme of the transitory nature of life and the glory of death, that such a development became possible.

To the samurai, seppuku--whether ordered as punishment or chosen in preference to a dishonorable death at the hands of an enemy--was unquestionable demonstration of their honor, courage, loyalty, and moral character.

When samurai were on the battlefield, they often carried out acts of hara-kiri rapidly and with very little formal preparation. But on the other occasions, particularly when it was ordered by a feudal lord, or the shogun (as was directed of Lord Asano in the Tale of the 47 Ronin. ) , seppuku or hara-kiri was a very formal ceremony, requiring certain etiquette, witnesses and considerable preparation.

Not all Japanese samurai or lords believed in, even though many of them followed the custom. The great Ieyasu Tokugawa, who founded Japan's last great Shogunate dynasty in 1603, eventually issued an edict forbidding hara-kiri to both secondary and primary retainers.

The custom was so deeply entrenched, however, that it continued, and in 1663, at the urging of Lord Nobutsuna Matsudaira of Izu, the shogunate government issued another, stronger edict, prohibiting ritual suicide. This was followed up by very stern punishment for any lord who allowed any of his followers to commit harakiri or seppuku. Still the practice continued throughout the long Tokugawa reign, but it declined considerably as time went by.

Honor for the samurai was dearer than life and in many cases, self destruction was regarded not simply as right, but as the only right course. Disgrace and defeat were atoned by committing hara-kiri or seppuku. Upon the death of a daimyo loyal followers might show their grief and affection for their master by it. Other reasons a samurai committed seppuku were: to show contempt for an enemy; to protest against injustice, as a means to get their lord to reconsider an unwise or unworthy action and as a means to save others.

The ritual for disenbowlment was to be performed calmly and without flinching. If condemned to death, it was held to be a privilege to execute the sentence on one's own body rather than to be a disgrace and die at the hands of the public headsman.

The location of an officially ordered seppuku ceremony was very important. Often the ritual was performed at temple
(but not Shinto shrines), in the garden or villas, and inside homes. The size of the area available was also important, as it was prescribed precisely for samurai of high rank.

All the matters relating to the act was carefully prescribed and carried out in the most meticulous manner. The most conspicuous participant, other than the victim, was the kaishaku (kie-shah-kuu), or assistant, who was responsible for cutting off the victim's head after he had sliced his abdomen open. The was generally a close friend or associate of the condemned.

Although suicide is deplored in Japan today, it does not have the sinful overtones that are common in the west. People still kill themselves for failed businesses, involvement in love triangles, or even failing school examinations, death is still consider by many as better than dishonor.



Although I don't agree with their pronounciation of Seppuku, there it is. Seppuku and harakiri are interchangable terms; it doesn't matter which you say. In fact, every link I have on ritual suicide links samurai with the word seppuku.

[That Matt Guy]

My head just exploded.

[Kali]

I know I'm late, but I WANNA JOIN and my man servant is Hyper Metal Sonic. His first task should be to get the female ninja banner below my sig (since I don't know how to do that myself).
Never late. For the banner, simply put http://kittie.onlinecomics.biz/femmeninja.gif (without the spaces) in your sigature box, in your profile. Hyper Metal Sonic needs to do the same for the Ninja Manservant banner. Oh, have you joined our Yahoo! Group yet?

Although I don't agree with their pronounciation of Seppuku, there it is. Seppuku and harakiri are interchangable terms; it doesn't matter which you say.
Kinda like ninja and shinobi are the same "word".

[Mars-Chan]

*Stands off to the side* I'll just be over here. :D

[Blaze DTGG]

what about us fem ninja's that don't have servants and are possibly looking.
Then say you're taking applications for a man servant in your sig.

Do these things really not occur to you people? :lol: :) (Kidding! Kidding!)

well I didnt know if there was a waiting list.. or what... plus i think krang is gonna kill us if our sigs get too big

[TMNTFanCrys]

I have joined the yahoo group. Just not sure if my hello message actually got submitted on there or not. I'm sure Hyper Metal Sonic will put his manservant banner on as soon as possible.

[cqb101]

*Stands off to the side* I'll just be over here. :D

Marsy, check your PM's! :D

[Jo Dawn]

what about us fem ninja's that don't have servants and are possibly looking.
Then say you're taking applications for a man servant in your sig.

Do these things really not occur to you people? :lol: :) (Kidding! Kidding!)

*nods* Yes, it worked for me... :wink: :D

[jeff the cheff]

Hey I wanna be a ninja man-bitch!

[Jo Dawn]

Hey I wanna be a ninja man-bitch!

Jeff, man, I was drinking when I read that! I almost got my keyboard wet... :lol: :wink:

[Meira-Bates]

Hey I wanna be a ninja man-bitch!

Jeff, man, I was drinking when I read that! I almost got my keyboard wet... :lol: :wink:

*rolls* me too O.o

[damnhooligan]

Hey I wanna be a ninja man-bitch!

HA!

I'm speechless, besides the "HA!" and stating that I am indeed speechless.

[Stone Ill]

Hey I wanna be a ninja man-bitch!

HA!

I'm speechless, besides the "HA!" and stating that I am indeed speechless.

Too.. much.. Family Guy!!!

[Hyper Metal Sonic]

I have joined the yahoo group. Just not sure if my hello message actually got submitted on there or not. I'm sure Hyper Metal Sonic will put his manservant banner on as soon as possible.

Yay!

*kisses the feet of her owner*

Should the servants sign up for the Yahoo club also?

[cqb101]

I have joined the yahoo group. Just not sure if my hello message actually got submitted on there or not. I'm sure Hyper Metal Sonic will put his manservant banner on as soon as possible.

Yay!

*kisses the feet of her owner*

Should the servants sign up for the Yahoo club also?

Mikey and I did, so sure.

[damnhooligan]

Hey I wanna be a ninja man-bitch!

HA!

I'm speechless, besides the "HA!" and stating that I am indeed speechless.

Too.. much.. Family Guy!!!

Wha?

[Stone Ill]

Hey I wanna be a ninja man-bitch!

HA!

I'm speechless, besides the "HA!" and stating that I am indeed speechless.

Too.. much.. Family Guy!!!

Wha?

Dammit Janet

[Mondo J. Gecko]

Howdy gals... and Man-bitches....
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Just a quick question... how do I get one of them Manservant banners?? :D
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:D

[cqb101]

Howdy gals... and Man-bitches....
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Just a quick question... how do I get one of them Manservant banners?? :D
.
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:D

You gotta be picked up by a female ninja. :D

[Stone Ill]

I've been picked, but I'm too ashamed to put that banner up.

[Mondo J. Gecko]

You gotta be picked up by a female ninja. :D

ahhh... alright... :D

[Stone Ill]

http://www.damnhooligan.com/images/manservant.gif
Property of: Machias Banshee

That would tarnish my image!

[Machias Banshee]

:lol: ROFL!!! You look Great!!!! :D

*S'got TWO manservants... :evilgrin: *

[Mondo J. Gecko]

http://www.damnhooligan.com/images/manservant.gif
Property of: Machias Banshee

That would tarnish my image!

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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I think it would look great... right underneath your Homer siggy .... :lol:
..
:lol: :lol: :lol:

[damnhooligan]

That would tarnish my image!
Just be content that I didn't make it pink like the other banner.

[Stone Ill]

That would tarnish my image!
Just be content that I didn't make it pink like the other banner.

You wouldn't.. :x

[raphael_is_cool]

Seems like being a man-servant is the cool thing to do...

Check me out, yeah I'm cool :lol:
http://i.myspace.com/97/98/1118979/5464774_m.jpg

Do it...do it :wink:

[Stone Ill]

Check me out, yeah I'm cool :lol:
http://i.myspace.com/97/98/1118979/5464774_m.jpg



No.. you're not. :D

[愛]

That picture is...horrible. :lol:

[raphael_is_cool]

Aww and I seriously thought I was cool :P

I actually haven't got any decent serious pics of me where I'm not pulling a stupid face, try this instead (just to save face)

http://i.myspace.com/97/98/1118979/5023943_l.jpg

[Stone Ill]

Are you still doing it? :P

[raphael_is_cool]

If you mean still pulling a stupid face...then yes, yes I am :goofygri:

[damnhooligan]

That would tarnish my image!
Just be content that I didn't make it pink like the other banner.

You wouldn't.. :x
I could. I would. I did.

EDIT: for reference
http://www.damnhooligan.com/images/manservant.gif
http://www.damnhooligan.com/images/ninjamanservant.gif

[Stone Ill]

That would tarnish my image!
Just be content that I didn't make it pink like the other banner.

You wouldn't.. :x
I could. I would. I did.

My god. You did do it.

I'm just so.. confused.

[Meira-Bates]

and things go out of my hands once again...X.x

[愛]

Man-Bitch? lol!

:lol: :lol:

[Jo Dawn]

:lol: ROFL!!! You look Great!!!! :D

*S'got TWO manservants... :evilgrin: *

You've got two??

We can have two? Or... maybe one manservant.... and one man b----... :evilgrin:

Oh yeah... that'll work.

[Meira-Bates]

actualy I said earlier having 2 isn't really fair, considering...but what the hell X.x it's my experience that my 'boss' roles never get taken seriously, and I deffinetly didn't expect it from something like this ^.^ though my advisor seems to think quite seriously of it O.o

[Halfshell]

Freedom is the best thing

[Machias Banshee]

:lol: ROFL!!! You look Great!!!! :D

*S'got TWO manservants... :evilgrin: *

You've got two??

We can have two? Or... maybe one manservant.... and one man b----... :evilgrin:

Oh yeah... that'll work.


:lol: Maybe Mods get two? :evilgrin:

[愛]

I need no manservant. I am a true kunoichi that needs no help from men.

*disappears into the darkness*

[Mondo J. Gecko]

I need no manservant. I am a true kunoichi that needs no help from men.

*disappears into the darkness*

right.... :roll:

[Machias Banshee]

:lol: :rolling: OMG, I just realized that Mike took on the Man Bitch Sig!!! :rolling: :lol:

So i got MIke the man bitch, and Stone the man servant... :evilgrin:


Kali!!!! YOu gotta get Azure to be your man bitch!!!!

[Halfshell]

Huh?

[Meira-Bates]

*sighs as she watches over her ninja clan* Since Machias decides to take two against bidding and Kenai asked if she could have two, then two it is, but no taking one that's already taken and I will not raise the number to three. -.- Greedy underlings...taking advantage of your master's kind will... *is just joking with everything after the -.- of course* ^.^ And with that, since my bro isn't /really/ mine and he's a dissagreable servant anyway...

Whatya say Mondo Jay? lol

[Machias Banshee]

Sorry... it just happened... :goofygri:

[Meira-Bates]

Sorry... it just happened... :goofygri:

*pat pats* ^.^

I'll sell Stone Ill to someone if i can have Splinter...!!!

Splinter's free but no takey till you drop one of your's...and he'll refuse to be your servant anyway because he's determined to serve the entire clan X.x

[Machias Banshee]

I'll sell Stone Ill to someone if i can have Splinter...!!! :embarass:

[Mondo J. Gecko]

:D
...
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Whatya say Mondo Jay? lol
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I say.... Why not :D ...... But I ain't no Man-bitch :x ..... :D
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Just need you to PM me the Manservant banner... :D
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:D

[Peanut]

*looks at sig*
.........................
WHAT IS THIS FOUL TRICKERY!?!

[Splinter]

*Glances at his Sis.*

"Now she's ticked at me. I knew it."

*Splinter looks to Machias*

"You wouldn't want me."

[Meira-Bates]

:D
...
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Whatya say Mondo Jay? lol
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I say.... Why not :D ...... But I ain't no Man-bitch :x ..... :D
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Just need you to PM me the Manservant banner... :D
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:D

Tis ok I'm not the bitch master type anyway ^.^

[Machias Banshee]

*looks at sig*
.........................
WHAT IS THIS FOUL TRICKERY!?!

I like it!
*grabs Mike and Kisses his cheek*
:D

*Splinter looks to Machias*

"You wouldn't want me."

:lol: Oh come now... If i can own the Mike and Splinter of the forums, I can live happily! :D

[Mondo J. Gecko]

Tis ok I'm not the bitch master type anyway ^.^
:D
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:D cool... :D
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:D

[Meira-Bates]

*Glances at his Sis.*

"Now she's ticked at me. I knew it."

*Splinter looks to Machias*

"You wouldn't want me."

Not ticked, for crying out loud, you're the one that kept asking the be the 'group pet'.

[Splinter]

Not ticked, for crying out loud, you're the one that kept asking the be the 'group pet'.
I have an awful lot of love to give? ;) :D

[Meira-Bates]

Not ticked, for crying out loud, you're the one that kept asking the be the 'group pet'.
I have an awful lot of love to give? ;) :D

Yeah, you're just one big Care Rat, eh?

[Mondo J. Gecko]

:D
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I'm an official Man-bitch... uh, I mean Manservant Now!!
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:D

[Meira-Bates]

:D
...
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I'm an official Man-bitch... uh, I mean Manservant Now!!
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...
:D

*yays!*

It's odd I didn't realise it till after the fact but this is ironic X.x when I first played Megumi she ended up with Mondo @.@

[Splinter]

Yeah, you're just one big Care Rat, eh?
You know it, Sista. :)

[Jo Dawn]

*sighs as she watches over her ninja clan* Since Machias decides to take two against bidding and Kenai asked if she could have two, then two it is, but no taking one that's already taken and I will not raise the number to three.

*has heard the word that we can now have two!*

Oooohh.... yay! :wink: *Looks around to find second manservant... or whatever he wants to be called.* :evilgrin:

[Raven]

can i be the creepy man servant?

[milweskee]

I feel so useless now. Are we running low on female ninjas?

[Ninjinister]

I do not mean to sound pushy or rude, but have I been accepted as any part of this group? And if not, please give adequate reasoning why...

Either way, I will return to the shadows like the kagemusha I am...

(respectfully bows and disappears)

[Meira-Bates]

I do not mean to sound pushy or rude, but have I been accepted as any part of this group? And if not, please give adequate reasoning why...

Either way, I will return to the shadows like the kagemusha I am...

(respectfully bows and disappears)

Yep, you would be a servant in waiting I think...unless I remember you wrong O.o

[Ninjinister]

Aha... would it be sufficient if I made my own banner, or must I be bound to use the one already created?

[Peanut]

If master likes it I'll keep it! :D

[Machias Banshee]

:D *huggles her Mikey* Lesee.... A round of mango lassies for the thread!

[Splinter]

*Sneaks up to Mikey on silent ratty feet*

"How is Machias as a Mistress? Is she nice or evil?"