Newbie! Yep, gotta start sumwhere!
 

*clears throat* Really wicked to be part of this - No, not a good intro . . . erm, Yo! Newbie here (embarrassed, heh) and i joined the party! (is there one?) I have to say thanks to a friend on here, but I dunna what her name is, but you know who you are! She told be 'bout the place.
I've seen some posts, and you guys all look friendly (hopes so, dieing of nervousness, lol, its just me!) Ok, yeah im weird, hope to make good friends wit y'all, heh, erm..... thanks! (forgot the thanks? Damn, I'll remember next time to say it a few more times in my speeches!)

Okay, speech done, sit back now and have a nice cup of Galaxy chocolate! Heh, thanks (im a thanking person, and it might get on your nerves so tell me to shut it when it does.) Heh, thanks Dudes and Dudettes! :D

Hey. I'll be the first to welcome you although I'm thinking this is gonna get bumped to general discussion sooner or later. Ah well...anyway. I go by Terran here but if you said Splinter some would know who you are referring to. Or you can try "The Evil One" *glares at Machias* But I digress. Welcome to the insanity and since you will no doubt be receiving a lot of mangoes, I'll skip that and give you a chocolate covered turtle. It's just candy...you gotta be here for awhile before you get the real thing. Drop in on the RP's when you get the chance and don't be a stranger. See ya!!

And you NEVER want to share a room with Leonardo... heh, nevermind about that. Sibling rivalry, y'know? :tanime: Anyway, nice to meet ya. *gives Raphaella a can of spaghetti-os of welcome*

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:embarass: What?? I ran outta mangos, okay?

oooh hey. I know you from ff.net! i read your stories. and I smile. or cry. or laugh. or wince in an empathic pain kinda way. (all of those at apprrpriate times i assure you :P )

so yeah, good to have you. good to have you. :D

(((... ^fresh meat :evilgrin: ^....
*shhh!! shut-up guys! you'll spook'er :x *...
~fine. you keep her distracted, I'll take the right flank. :roll: ~ ...
^i got left 8) ^ ...
*I said SHUT UP! I think she suspects something now :o *....
~dammit....now we'll have to wait :evil: ~...)))

Oh, and Terran... according to Tinselcat (and yeah, I'm quite pleased with myself)
wha ha hahah ahahah...cough... hahaha... hack hack... haha... wheeeeze...
behold my glory. and my bronchitis. :lol: :lol:

there's only so many mangoes a girl can deal with. you'll collect quite a few, trust me. but I'm not a card-carrying member of that particular cult. So I'm just gonna say, "hey. there's a spare bedroom down the hall. bathroom's on your left. Wash Azure off when you're done with him. and Trash goes out on Thursday nights.... Welcome to the Club."

*nods* I would have to agree with that, Kya. I keep TRYING to tell people I'm a nice, sweet, innocent person. :tangel:

um... since I am old and decrepet and a truely horrid speller, would you mind writing in white instead of red? that hurts, and I've hit my quota of recreational pain for the week.

so any questions? thoughts? favorite quotes? do you agree that Yule Brenner had most excellent butt-cheeks?

Oh, sure, I'm sorry, just trying things out, like you do, heh. Favourite qoutes, man i have so many it would take hours to write them up (might as well write most of the TMNT script up, as well as some other things!) Erm, don't hit me, beat me for this but . . . (grabs sheild just in case)
Who's Yule Brenner?

(now starts to ramble) I'm really bad with famous people, i know nothng! I don't get out much - shut up .... I think Kyabetsu scared me with the talk of flanks and waiting ...... *looks around* :o[/b]

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/63...1.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

there are better pictures of him but think of him as a hunkier Patrick Stewart w/ a NICE tan, in silk shorts, and with the entire KINGDOM OF SIAM AT HIS COMMAND.

he maybe dead, but I still say the man's got better butt-cheeks than mine.

oh and the movie's good too.

Ah, well, I see most of the welcome party is here already. Hiyas! Not much else I can do that hasn't already been done.

PSST kali...
it's the weirdest thing... no one has given her a mango yet.... freaky huh?
... i see dead people... strange.....

Well don't look at me, it's not like I carry them around with me. Ah, wait a sec. *disappears and reappears holding a mango* Here's a Welcome Mango, right from the stash Azure keeps in his room. *hands it to Raphaella* Enjoy.

Welcome to the forums! Darn, beaten again...
*sticks tongue at Terran, and gives Raphaella a chocolate-covered Raphael*
Raph; Uh, okay, WHY am i like this?
Youre the welcoming gift to a newbie, so deal with it...
Raph: *grumbles*

HEY!! I never got a chocolate covered turtle!!!! NEVER NEVER NEVER!!! Oh gawd... I'm gonna cry. I'm a choco-turtle virgin and likely to remain that way until i"m old and grey!!! :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

Sorry, Kya I was gonna give you a chocolate covered Donnie in the RP for your b-day but if you want him now....

*drags a chocolate covered Donny into the thread*

Don: ummmm...

I left his face uncovered so you could see him blushing

:lol: hey dont worry, i didnt get one til Terran gave me one when i was down... :goofygri:

*arches an eyebrow* Okay... man, that's gonna be a pain to clean up.

Um, that's not MY Raphael, is it?

Uh, heheh....*turns and flees*

eh? whats al this? choco covered turtles?! :o You'll never get me!!!! *runs away screaming about being boiled alive in chocolate*

Let me join the party in welcoming Raphaella to the forums. It is always cool to see a new member join this awesome club. :)

There are so many wonderful personalities roaming these boards, that you're likely to run into any of us at any given time. So enjoy your stay and have fun! :nod:

"Uh, what you doin', Rocksteady?"
"Practicing conducting an orchestra. What does it look like, ham-head?!"

Bebop and Rocksteady, from "Big Bug Blunder"

Yup, no two are alike..or insane, for that matter... :D
*pulls out supersoaker of chocolate, and races after Nturtle*

WAAAA!!!!! *ducks behind a pyramid* I don't wanna be eaten!!! :o

Dude, I would run as fast as those Turtle legs can carry you. Last time Machias got her claws on you, she sliced and diced you. She even put you in a blender! :o

Think of what will happen when she covers you with chocolate. I hear dinosaurs, raptors especially, love chocolate-covered Turtles. :goof:

"It's a Diplodocus. Huge, but harmless."
"Dude, you've got a really weird definition of harmless!"

Donatello and Michaelangelo, from "Turtles at the Earth's Core"

*stops, looking at NTCF* :evilgrin:


Heh, dont worry...I dont remember seeing that ep you quoted, but i'm looking forward to doing some good scenes with the guys and some certain Dinosaurian species in my story i'm trying to get written... :D

That episode was aired during the 1989 season. It was one of the best ones they ever did, in my opinion.

Of course, I've had an interest in dinosaurs since I was a wee little Turtle, so I may be a bit biased. :roll:

"'A piece of cake', someone said? It looks more like a mud-pie to me!"

Krang, from "Turtles at the Earth's Core"

CHOCOLATE DONNIE?!!!

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! *happy bubbles*

come here, shy guy.... i don't bite... I like to suck on my candies...
:teek: :embarass: :thyper:


<door to the ~EVIL HIDEOUT~ opens in base of the pyramid>
comm'on boy-o, I've got a hypothesis I wanna test...
:wink: :P :wink: :P :wink: :P :lol: :lol: :lol:

see y'all later!!

DON: :o Help?

Mike; this calls for...ZORRO! *silly sound effects start* I will rescue you!

*Mike suddenly jumps into the scene, wearing a sad matchup of the outfit of Zorro*

Mike; *looks at Machias* YOU said i looked good in it!

*After promptly embarassing her into silence, Mike looked to his brother, grinning widely* Dont worry, my fellow compadre, I'll rescue you! *pulls out a whip, and lassos Don's leg, and gives a yank, ripping him from Kya's evil grip.*

Mike; Now I wil set you on a horse, so that you may make a fast getaway!
*ties the lasso to the saddle of a horse, and gives the beast a good slap, setting it of at a fast pace*

Mike; I am...Zorro! *makes silly sound effects again and disappears as the horse rides off into the sunset, dragging his bewildered, and cursing, brother a few feet behind...*

Kya in a lab coat comes running out of the pyramid, snapping her rubber glove into place.

Kya: damnit. DON"T GO THAT WAY!! the sunset's just painted on....

<winces as horse and mike hit the wall three feet from where they started.>

Kya: (cooing through her surgical mask) Poor baby! Mikey got you all DIRTY. Naughty Mike.

(claps loudly) Machias!!! come get your turtle. and get him out of that horrible get up before he embarrasses himself further.

<a set of bunny Clan girls wheels out a stretcher and cart Donnie back to the pyramid. DR. Kya turns in the doorway...>

NO MORE RESCUE ATTEMPTS... HE SIGNED THE WAIVER.
she slams the door behind her.

:lol: *drags mike to his feet, and walks away*

Hello I'm new here my name is Slash89
 

This is my first time doing something like this. I think it should be fun :)

<gazing at chocolate footprints leading to locked door at base of pyramid>

~Wow....

~Well, hi there Slash! Welcome. My, but didn't you stroll into a weird thread.... You might wanna head on over to the General Discussion and start a new topic to introduce yourself. Someone will no doubt give you a Mango and be very hospitable and gracious and stuff.
I fear for your safety here. :trazz:

~GreenWillow

lol, its pretty crazy in here aint it? thanks kind people!!!!!

~Oops! Oh yeah, this was *your* thread, huh, Raphaella? Heh... Yes, well...Welcome!

This isn't my usual job here. I haven't accrued enough stars to distribute Mangoes. I don't think.

~GW

l, hey I've seen some geat artwork on the site done by you guys! Wicked really! I can't be;ieive didn't see issite all those imes I surf trough google and places! *slaps herelf!*

Welcome to the forums!

Sorry in a rush must dash bye *

(kya exits the pyramid, depositting her lab couat, rubber gloves, face mask and doctory-green skull cap in the "Biohazard Bin" by the door)

kya: congratulations. you've got a healthy turtle. :lol: :lol: :lol:

(switches gears, puts on a Mr. Roger's sweater)
Kya: Why HELLO Slash... won't you be our neighbor? :D

DON: *comes stumbling out looking a little reddish green* Nobody better even frickin ask or say a word. :flaming:

:lol: Why Donnie, whatever do you mean? :lol: :lol:

*appears* Oh brother. :sweatdro:

Anyhow, welcome aboard and hope you like the forum.