If The Turtles Were Humans...
 

If the turtles were humans, what would they act like, look like, think like, etc.?

In other words, what would they BE like? :P



I think Mikey would be a surfer in California with long blonde hair, a really good California tan, whacky looking orange surfer shorts, and a really cool looking orange surf board.

I think Leonardo would be a goody goody cop, who does everything he can to make sure justice is served. He would have short brown hair and he would carry TWO, I repeat, TWO GUNS (just like 2 katanas) just because he's better aim with 2 guns, I dunno why lol. Also, of course he would be one of the boys in BLUE, duh! :lol:

Donatello would be a college student studying science and technology and all of that other stuff. He would have long brown hair but it would be dyed purple cuz it's his favorite color. He would take his studies very seriously but also have a great sense of humor.

Raphael would be a professional thief and a member of the biggest local gang. He would be a hot headed ball-buster and always trying to start trouble, especially with his own gang-mates. He would have naturally blonde hair but he dyed it bright red because it's his favorite color. He would also carry 2 knives of some kind with him at all times, instead of his sais.



Well what do you guys think?? lol :lol:

I don't think Leonardo would be a cop, I still think he would be a ninja :D

I agrea with you, Tigershard. He could probably be a ninjutsu instructor with his own dojo. Anyway, the interesting thing about the TMNT is that they don't have any ethnic background other than being born and raised in America. So, they could look like pretty much anything if they were human. :D

This reminds me of an episode from the old series. Splinter disappeared, and the TMNT went their seperate way and got jobs. Mikey was a prime time TV cook, Donnie was an electrical repairman, Raph was a clown who would perform in birthday parties, and Leo was an aerobics instructor.

i disagree.


Neobix i think thats a good questain, but i have nothing really to say except that would probely be what the turtles would be if they were humans.

Nah Raph as human? He would be some crazy ass stunt driver, or maybe even an FBI agent or some other deal that's really dangerous. Not a thief, he's angry and goes for the crazy thing, not a criminal.

Or he'd be a vigilante, like Casey.

i agree with all but the raph one i think he would be a boxer or a wrestler it just seems like he would be somthing like that or like at the begining of x men when wolverine is bar fighting for money he would do somthing like that. he would be a visious person... maybe a ufc fighter.

I don't think Raph would be a thief, he's reckless and angry but he's a good guy at heart. Good question, thiough! There was an episode of the old cartoon, "the Gang's All Here", where Michaelangelo became a human, he was similar to what you described but not exactly...

I was gonna say that.

There was a thread like this once, an arguement broke out about what races the turtles would be.

And Mike would be a drug dealer.

No I highly doubt that. Raph would be the drug dealer. Mike would just buy them from Raph.

the turtles..... nope they wouldn't maybe raph. and YES raph would be the drug dealer one.

If the TMNT were human, they wouldn't even be vaguely similar to the characters you are thinking about.

Their genetics, physiology, and life experiences would all be different --- there really wouldn't be anything to link them to their reptilian incarnation set aside a shared name.

i think they would all still be ninja and this is what i think their cover jobs are. Oh and in my messed up little mind i think that their colors will be their eye color


Leo: cop with a mean streak that once he sets his teeth in wont let go. Dark black hair and Blue eyes

Donnie: professor or scientist. Auborn hair with a dark shade of purple eyes

Mikey: ninjitsu teacher, surfer, all around funny guy. Dirty blond hair and bright orange eyes

Raphie: ninjitsu teacher, private investigator. Dark brown hair and red as blood eyes

i like that idea of their eye color... cool idea. blood red eyes that would be SCARY. lol!

yah it would look like someone goes on bloodlusts! *glares at Raph* which he shouldn't

Mikey: *snickers and then runs away from Raph*

darn neo now they'll be in all of my posts! *laughs*

lol sorry Hamato look what I started :lol:

oh you just like laughing at my ramblings

RAph: i think you need help girl

Mikey: agreed

Me: *gasps* you agreed!!!


but they would defineatly be HOT with a double capital H if they were humans! *spaces out with dreamy look as Mikey waves his hand in front of my face*

Mikey: *immitating Splinters voice* hmmmm out cold

I can imagine Raph and Casey owning their own car repair shop.

Mikey/comedian

Don would probably be what he is now an inventor. Except he would get paid.

Leo might own his own dojo or be a man of the cloth.

Here's what I'm thinking for an alternate reality where they're human...

"Splinter" would be the son of Hamato Yoshi and Shen, and "The Turtles" would be his adopted sons. If you want to go with the four being related, they'd be either quadruplets or two sets of twins, with their mother getting pregnant with the second set practically as soon after the first birth as medically possible. Their parents would probably be artists or run a museum or something (thus resulting in their names), and one of them would be Splinter's brother/sister. While the four are still young (babies/infants) their parents are killed in an auto accident involving a TCRI truck. Which ever parent isn't Splinter's sibling would be an only child whose parents are dead or something, and Splinter and [whichever parent] would have no other siblings (maybe no other KNOWN siblings, for possible plot-twists)... So their Uncle Splinter (I'm thinking his real name should be Hamato Yoshi Jr.) ends up raising them.

I don't even want to think of the guys as humans :P Human guys are soo ugly :P Well except for Jet Li and Sean Bean! LOL I prefer the guys as they are as turtles :P

Ditto.

i think;

leo- coach of something...

donny- science geek

mikey- stoner

raph- drunk

I can SO see Raph and Casey doing that!!


Leo I don't see being a cop only because honestly I don't see them as structured enough for him... maybe in the military... I could see him as being very high ranking and taking very good care of his men. Honestly I really see him as just running his own small dojo, where he only excepts the most dedicated of students. That or an Asian action star like Jet Li...... THAT would be cool! :wink:

Don I agree with everyone else... he would be a scientist of some kind.

Mike...Comic book artist..... hands down!

Mikey would be a surfer. Don would be a professor working in some lab. Leo would be a sensi in a martial arts studio. Its hard to say what raph would be. Maybe a wrestler since he is a fighter.

The oddest part is if Don was a human and a scientist I wouldn't like him because he would be such a geek :P But then as a turtle I adore him! Go figure that one out :P

I don't know about that Kaz!

If he was some crazy mad scientist type guy who growled a lot and was hot.... I could still see you liking him!


*gigglies*

LOL Oh hush! Like THAT would happen :P

Unless if you're talking about Faust VIII LOL

oh hes scary... but i could sooooo picture Donnie as a mad scientist with wild white hair... heh heh... *cracks up* ohhh that would be good!