What do you think is the best TMNT line ever?
 

hey everybody... Just wonderin what you guys think is the best thing the turtles have ever said, my personal favorite is Donatello saying "Goodbye Baxter... Rot in hell" in TMNT volume 4...

Tonight I dine on Turtle Soup - Shredder

Its a Kodak Moment - Donatello

"We're not the guardians of society, Raphael. We never were."

"I've Always Liked: Cowabunga!"-Splinter

Michaelangelo: Boy, and I thought insurance salesmen were pushy!

Shredder: Krang you are unspeakably cruel!
Krang: Thank you!

and of course the quote in my siggy and this....

Donatello:If he's from ancient Japan how come he's speaking English?
Raphael: Because we can't aford subtitles.

I found it pretty hilarious when Leo said this...

"Shut the **** up, Sparky!"

:lol:

:lol: Ya that was a good line. My favorite line was "I made another funny!'' - by splinter

"Wise men say: forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza!" --Michelangelo

when did he say this. In what medium?

WTF, do you mean "Come on Leo, lets do it"?

"Goongala! Goongala!" -Casey Jones

"Ya know, pinhead, back where I come from, bozos like you know their place...in museums, displayed as skeletons of long-dead ancient freaks!"-Raphael

"He who lives without honor, will end without honor." -Hamato Yoshi

Donatello: You take the ugly one.
Michelangelo: Which one's the ugly one?

I remember cracking up to that one... :)

"Well, I got news for you, Mr. Spiky-pants. Maybe you're the one who should be saying "farewell"... to... uh... to yourself!"
"Oh, yeah, Mikey, that really got him."

It was a long time ago, but I believe it was from a comic book. 'Can't remember which one.

How about "Ninja kick the damn rabbit! Come on, what's wrong with you? You're lettin' 'im go right by you! Ninja kick the damn rabbit!"

Man, all of mine are Mikey quotes.

Michaelangelo: Hey Donny, Wheel of Fortune, Dude!
Donatello: Hmm, I guess they're not game show fans.
Michaelangelo: And I thought everybody loved Vanna.

Michaelangelo:Pork rind?
Donatello: Pork rind.

Donatello: I think he's blushing.
Raphael: I am not.
Donatello: I think he's actually turning red!
[Raphael chucks a Sai that narrowly misses Donatello]
Donatello: Hmm, maybe not.

Michaelangelo: Hey Donny, looks like this one is suffering from shell shock.
Donatello: Too derivative.
Michaelangelo: Well, I guess we can really shell it out.
Donatello: Too cliché.
Michaelangelo: Well, it was a shell of a good hit!
Donatello: I like it! Step up!

Raph: Cricket? No one understands cricket. You gotta know what a crumpet is to understand cricket.

Raph: I mean, c'mon, how do you guys expect to beat me? (couple dozen Foot appear) Good answer. Good answer.

Donatello Chill out, homeboy.

Mikey: Nice hats!
Donatello Nice hats!
Raph: Nice hats!
Donatello Say what you will about the Foot, but they do not skip on the headgear.

Splinter: You should never have tried to face The Shredder alone. He is too powerful.
Donatello: You're telling me. I've got bruises that have got bruises.
Leonardo: And did you see how The Shredder walked right through that fire?
Michaelangelo: Yeah, he's like, "The Shredinator" or something.

Hun: Who gave you these blades?
Raphael: Yo mama.

Splinter: Donatello, your Battle Shell is a marvel of engineering. A true testament to your incredible mechanical skills. And I never want to see it in our home again.

Utrom: I hate walking on my tentacles.
Utrom: Shut up, Krang.

Mikey: It's like, Shredder woke up one morning, and was like, "I want some clones, really ugly ones!"

Donatello: I was thinking that the Shredder had a bigger hand in our lives than we know. Without the Shredder, we'd all still be pet turtles in a glass jar right now.
Michaelangelo: [Imitating Gary Coleman] What you talkin' 'bout, Willis?
Donatello: Well, allow me to explain: As you all may recall, we got mutated by that strange ooze when we were only babies.
Splinter: I remember it as if it were yesterday. You were all so cute.
Donatello: The ooze that mutated us came from the TCRI building, right? And, why did the TCRI building even exist? Because the Utroms were trying to build their Transmat so they could go home. And why did the Utroms need to go home?
Michaelangelo: Because they were late for dinner?
Donatello: No, because an evil prisoner they were transporting across the galaxy sabotaged their starship, causing them to crash land on Earth centuries ago. And they've been trapped here ever since. And who was this evil prisoner that caused the Utroms so much trouble? He was in fact... Drumroll please.
[Drumroll]
Donatello: He was in fact... The Shredder! Ergo, the Shredder had a direct hand in our creation. See what I mean?
Raphael: I think I speak for everyone when I say, "No".
Michaelangelo: Ladies and mutants, how NOT to tell our origin story.

Michaelangelo: A very wise frog once said: "It ain't easy being green."

Mikey: (Heavy breathing) Leonardo...I am your father

April O'Neil: [Referring to the turtles and Casey] Well, it's definitely a family. But do you think we'll ever be able to teach "the kids" some manners?
Splinter: Miss O'Neil, teaching them the ancient art of Ninjitsu was hard enough. I'm afraid even I cannot work miracles.

Leonardo: Can you imagine being that alone?
Donatello: You know, things may get rough at times, but at least we have each other.
Michaelangelo: Yeah, but do we have to have Raph?
Raphael: Come here, knucklehead

Here are some of my favorites.

April: Oh, Casey hi.
Casey Jones: Hi? I look like I just called Mike Tyson a sissy and all you can say is "Hi"?
April: You don't need an ambulance, do you?
Casey Jones: No, but...
April: Just shut up and kiss me, I got a report to do.

[Raphael has brought an unconscious April O'Neill into the sewer] Donatello: Why?
Raphael: Why? Why, Oh I don't know, 'cause I wanted to redecorate. You know, 'couple of throw pillows, a TV news reporter, what do ya think?

Michelangelo: [while Leonardo slices the pizza] Yes, friends, the new tubo ginsu! It dices, it slices, and it makes French fries in three different...
[a pizza slice lands on Splinter's head]
Michelangelo: Oops!
Splinter: Kids.


Casey Jones: Not even close, Zip Neck. Professor and Mary Ann. Happily ever after.
Donatello: No way, Atomic Mouth, Gilligan was her main man. They'd be married and have six kids by now.
Casey Jones: Gilligan was a geek, Barfarooni!
Donatello: You're the geek, Camel Breath!
Casey Jones: Dome head.
Donatello: Elf lips!
Casey Jones: Okay let's give this a try: Fongoid!
Donatello: Here goes. What are we on?
Casey Jones: G.
Donatello: Here goes, Gak face!
Casey Jones: I'm ready, hose brain!

Casey Jones: New game, round-head. Cricket?
Raphael: Cricket? Nobody understands cricket! You gotta know what a crumpet is to understand cricket!

Foot Messenger: We have been looking for you, Miss O'Neil.
April: Am I behind on my Sony payments again? Ha ha ha.
Foot Messenger: Your mouth may yet bring you much trouble, Miss O'Neil. I deliver a message.
Foot Messenger: [Slaps her in the face]
Foot Messenger: Shut it!


Casey Jones: You guys mind telling me what you're doing to my little green pal over there?
[Sees April]
Casey Jones: Oh, who is the babe?
Leonardo: Who the heck is that?
Michelangelo: Wayne Gretzky on steroids?

Michelangelo: [imitating Rocky Balboa] Uh, yo well, uh, maybe I'll fight Apollo, uh, maybe I won't, you know. What do you think? Adrian!
[everyone laughs]
Michelangelo: Okay I got another one. Oh this is totally cool!
Raphael: Oh no, not Cagney.
Michelangelo: [imitating James Cagney] You dirty rat. You killed my brudda. You dirty rat. Oooh! Woo-hoo!
[everyone laughs]
April: That must be Splinter's favorite.
[the turtles glare at her]
April: It was a joke!
[they pause, then burst out laughing]


Casey Jones: [Raph's hat has come off, revealing his face] What are you, some sort of punker?
Raphael: Huh?
Casey Jones: God, I hate punkers... Especially bald ones with green make-up who wear masks over ugly faces. Ooh.

Charles: [On answering machine] April, it's Charles. I'm sorry. I don't know how else to say this. You're fired, April. I'm sorry. I know this comes as a blow.
[the machine falls, hitting a Foot Soldier over the head]
Casey Jones: You can say that again, Chuck.


April: There's neighbors about four miles away. I need to get to a phone and call my boss.
Casey Jones: You mean Charles? He left a message on your machine just before we got out... Well, hey, you just saved yourself an eight mile round tripper. Um... You were fired.
April: I... I just saved myself? What did you do, take classes in insensitivity?



Michelangelo: Aw, a fellow chucker, eh?

Michelangelo: Pizza dude's got thirty seconds.
Donatello: Hey Mikey, did you ever think about what Splinter said tonight? I mean about what it would be like... You know, not having him?
Michelangelo: Hmm... Time's up. Three bucks off.

Casey Jones: Now that was a crime, you purse grabbing pukes! And this is the penalty! Two minutes for slashing. Two minutes for hooking. And let's not forget my personal favorite, two minutes for high sticking!
Raphael: [catches Casey disciplining some thugs] How about a five minute game misconduct for roughing, pal?
Casey Jones: Hey... Bogey, who died and made you referee? You did your job, now get out of here and let me do mine. These JV low lifes need to be taught a lesson.
Raphael: Not like that they don't. Not from you.
Casey Jones: [Turns to see the thugs running away - turns back to Raph] Well, it looks like you're the one who needs to be taught a lesson, pal.
[Pulls out two ball bats]
Casey Jones: The class is Pain 101. Your instructor is Casey Jones.
Raphael: Look, I don't wanna fight you.
Casey Jones: Yeah, well tough rocks, pal.
Raphael: A Jose Canseco bat? Tell me... you didn't pay money for this.

[Casey knocks out two Foot Soldiers in rapid succession]
Casey Jones: [sighs] It's a talent.

Casey Jones: Lead the way, toots.
April: "Toots"?
Casey Jones: Babe? Sweetcakes? Ah, Princess? You wanna throw me a clue here? I'm drowning.
April: You know what, that's okay. I'll do it myself.
Casey Jones: Fine, it's up to you. Just don't come around here asking for my help anymore.
April: I wouldn't ask for your help if you were the last THING on the face of this planet.

Delivery Man: [trying to find address] 122... 122 1/8?
[takes a couple steps to the right]
Delivery Man: 122 1/8!
[standing in front of a wall]
Delivery Man: Terrific. Where the heck is 122 1/8?
Michelangelo: You're standing on it, Dude!
Delivery Man: Hey, this is a 10. The tab is 13!
Michaelangelo: You're two minutes late, dude.
Delivery Man: Aw come on, I couldn't find the place!
Michelangelo: Wise man say: forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza.
Delivery Man: I gotta get a new route. And I thought I delivered everywhere.

Donatello: Good thing these guys aren't lumberjacks!
Michelangelo: No joke! The only thing safe in the woods would be the trees!

[after knocking Tatsu out with a golf club]
Casey Jones: I'll never call golf a dull game again.

My all time fave will always be: "It's a Kodak moment..."

Oh and then Splinter's: "And remember - Go ninja, go ninja go" after the song in... I think it was the second movie, maybe the third.

Please tell me you don't have all of that memorized... :P

You may not believe it, but I do. :D

Heh. Try ALL 3 movies. :D

That may be a challenge. :lol:

Well, give or take a couple of lines... :P

Oddly enough.. that's probably how a TMNT movie trailer woulda been if the movie was released nowadays.

Opps I thought I forget something. Thanks X!

Sheesh...did you just watch enough times it sunk in or did you actually have the intentions to do so...? Same for you X...

Ive seen it over 100 times, since I was two years old, it happens.

Yep, it does. Plus I love reciting them. :D

Amen to that bro.

I liked it when Casey thought Don called him a "Homo"
"Hey I never even looked at another guy like that"

You cant go wrong with alphabetic insults.

Casey: Not even close, Zip Neck. Professor and Mary Ann. Happily ever after.
Donatello: No way, Atomic Mouth, Gilligan was her main man. They'd be married and have six kids by now.
Casey: Gilligan was a geek, Barfarooni!
Donatello: You're the geek, Camel Breath!
Casey: Dome head.
Donatello: Elf lips!
Casey: Okay let's give this a try: Fongoid!
Donatello: Here goes. What are we on?
Casey: G.
Donatello: Here goes, Gak face!
Casey: I'm ready, hose brain!

Hey, X, what picture is that in your sig? Who drew it and where's it from?