If Splinter was drunk.....
 

Drunken Splinter: "My sons, the wise man does not do the bing-bing-bing-dong, *BURP* the wise man does not---OMG purple brontosauruses in orange pantyhoses!"

I see Splinter being a rather comedic drunk.



Splinter: "My sons... *staggers forward* ...before you go rush into battle..."

Leonardo: "What battle?"

Splinter: "...remember the words of the wise Yoda... There's no business like show business."

The boys scratch their heads and look at each other.

Leonardo: "Um... Ok, Sensei."

As the boys bow, Splinter wonders off and crashes on the coach.

Hehe... that's what I call an interesting thread.

Splinter would, if you ask me, be the serious/funny-drunk. He'd say the darndest things without cracking a smile or twitching with the eye. His facial expressions would stay the same, but his thoughts would be all messed up.

I can imagine the turtles to be rather amused about that.

Yeah, I can imagine Raph saying: "Sensei seems to be a little rat-arsed today"

Oh, heck... imagine Mikey. "Whooo... Sensei's a bit tipsy today, eh, Sensei?" :D

..Funny Thought! :lol:

Splinter:My sons, it is time for traing. (hichup)

All turtles: Traing?

Leonardo: But Sensei, we trained earllyer this morning. we should not continue untill tomarrow.

Splinter:(hichup) Nonsence, (hichup) You must train as much as you caaan. *splinter pases out* :tsleep:

Raphael:You know, I think he has had one to many adult erbal teas.

I can defunutly see that happen.:tgrin:

I was expecting a reference to the Jackie Chan "Drunken Master" movies, the idea being that when a fighter is drunk, he can fight harder because pain would be dulled during intoxication.

Ah, Splinter would be hilarious drunk. He'd never do enough to really mess himself up, but he'd say goofy things and Leo would be horrified :tlol:

Like:

S: Leonardo, my dearest son, bring me another bottle of vodka!
L: Forgive me Sensei, but Bushido code says...
S: Screw that Bushu-wushu stuff, my son. Trust me, only couple of shots can cleanse your dreading soul and body for the proper meditation.
...
L: (brings the bottle) But Sensei, please...
S: Now get out and go play with your brothers, I have to "spirit" away alone *chuckles*
...
L: (on the side) *sighs* Thanks God Don has recently created that anti-hangover medicine for Raph...

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y13...ato_Yoshi2.jpg
This is a drunk Hamato Yoshi

He looks very merry here, Jester ;) :thumbsup:

*dies laughing* There we go. Awesome pic.

And the Leo/Splinter banter was nice. :tlol:

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y13...nkenMaster.jpg
:D
A slight refrence in the title of this very picture...:P

This makes a great Quickie...:D :P

:teek: Oh crud... what have we done?! :trazz:

It did make a pretty darn good quickie...:P

That's what I thought too, but it's very good, go check it out.

You guys gotta learn to trust me... :P

He would shave his fur into a Mohawk and Join the A-team.

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If Splinter was drunk he would probably hit on April and puke everywhere and go into a kung fu frenzy and kill Raphael.

LMAO people this is hillarious **chuckles** I think it be even funnier imagining Splinter high on weed or something. I could just imagine that

Splinter: heh heh...hehe...heh...**gigles** ...bwaahahahahaaaaaa

Turtles: **rush in** whats the matter!!

Splinter: **points at TV** he just made such a funny joke

TMNT: **look at TV and see that it isn't on** uh...sensei the television isn't even on.

Splinter: **laughs hysterically, pointing at them**

Michaelangelo: holy cow dudes! Splinter's flipped!?

Raphael: **sigh** I knew it was only a matter of time...

Leonardo: Shredder must be behind this!!

Donatello: Why are you laughing Master Splinter

Splinter: Has it it ever dawned on you, that you are all...talking turtles **covers mouth and laughs dementedly** I mean your turtles! And you talk! Bwaahahahaha

TMNT: **gap in horrified silence**

:lol: that's so funny! :lol:

He made a funny!

It just dawned on me that everyone's drunken Splinter actually sounds more like a high Splinter.

Funny, that. :lol:

Laterz.