Dromie Awards!
 

*Walks onto the stage in a long white, flowing dress, with Anarky on her arm. Walking up the the mic in Center Stage, she adjusts the height before beginning to speak*

Hello! And welcome to the Third Annual Dromie Awards Pre-Show!! Come one, come all, in your Sunday best, or just your dead sexiest outfits.

Let's make this a party! ;) :)

*sits in a booth, checking her watch. Wears a sparkling dark blue dress, hair done in long curly waves*

Dangit, if Stryker's late for this...

*orders a mudslide and waits*

((*Gave Stryker Space to Do a BIG-ARSE Intro if he wants* ;) ))

*Does huge big dance number to the song "Too Sexy"*

*A silver limo with 2 letter 'K's in green and white pulls up. The doors open with Benvenuto and Masked Ninja getting out both sides, dressed in blue tuxedos*

Mask: "Hey Ben, remind me why we had to wear these itchy tuxes."
Ben: "What? It was your idea!"
Mask: "I must've been drunk or something..."

Drunk?! Moi?

... Maybe on sparkling cider... :P

Mask gets up and does karaoke to the 1987 TMNT theme. The rest of the crowd is polite enough not to boo him off the stage. :tpizza:

*rubs his head in embarassment*

... Rookie.

*A cab pulls up and the doors open, Steps out wearing a jacket and a Stryk-logo shirt*

Alright people! Time to take a look at greatness! *Walks up to the doors and flashes a badge with the Stryk-logo* I'm on the list...First name Stryk, Last name Er.

*The Security guard looks at me and I just wave back, He pushes me out of the way and waves in another batch of people* Hey! come on! I should be invited...I know people! Like that one!

*Climbs on the security guard and points at Machi from a distance* Hey Boo! tell Kong here to let me in!

*comes in, looks around, devours all the snacks avalaible and then goes right into the bar*

*Mask and Ben are seen playing Rock, Paper, Scissors, with Ben winning a la Bio Dome*

*takes a shot*

*pwns Mask with the infamous rock/scissors switch*

*gives Ben and Mask a long stare of a drunkard*

I see walking mutant turtles in tuxedos...

*takes another sip*

I had enough...

*falls under the counter*

*is pwned again* Dangit, Ben! Can't you lose at something?! Hmf.

*steals something from Ben's pocket and disappears ninja-style... is later seen sitting with his back against the wasted Sewer Bull, sullenly playing a Gameboy.*

*walks in dressed as Edward Scissorhands.*

*looks around at all the people dressed in tuxes and gowns*

Aw, crap. I thought this was going to be a masquerade.

*a dark red sports car screams out of the streets and pulls up to a dead stop right outside Burger King, which is ironically next to the Pre Show* Oh...That was conveniant... *steps out to show her high boots underneath a slit black dress with a low cut, with a fang necklace around her neck*

Now, let's have martinies and cocktails! :P *gets up and starts doing some singing*

{a man gets out of a smaller limo he walks wearing suit and duster a long silence soon follows pulls out and puts on some black sun glasses}

the king has arrived

the starts to cheer as the man starts walking to the building

Anarky stands on stage feels rather lost. And the lights, and the people... he knows what's to do now and sneaks off to get himself a beer. Hopefully, Jo won't notice that I'm gone...

*stumbles off the back of a motorcycle reeking of what smells suspiciously like an intoxicating mixture of Wild Turkey and Funyons, wearing a dress made entirely out of aluminium foil and scotch tape*

"Yeehaw, motherf***ers! Let's get this bitch started."

I know I won't win anything, but I'll still kill more people than anyone here.

*Is shown sleeping into the morning on a table with Mask resting soundly on his shell, their bandana and skull cap completely covering their eyes.*

*snore* Boom... *snore*... headshot... *snore* boom... *snore*... headshot...

*Wonders if revealing himself would cause global panic*

This being broadcasted and all...I better make sure I have my pants on.

*Look down*

God damn it...not again

*walks in with her stunning sparkly black dress*


*looks around at the chaos*

I need a date. *sighs*

*hears the voice of her boo and looks over at the door. gets to her feet and walks to the door*

Come on in hun. *looks at the guard* He's with me..

*takes Stryker's arm, leading him inside*

*snores loudly under the counter*

*walks over to the bar and asks for a drink. When it's placed in front of her, she tries to pick it up with her scissor hands but the cup falls and smashes on the ground*

Oops...

*goes over to the bar and kneels down to Sewer Bull*

Hey....hey! I need a date! Wanna be my date? :D

*He keeps snorring*

*Shakes him*

Heeeyyyyyyy Come on...I need you! I can't sit alone!

*looks down to the side and sees Katie and a passed out SewerBull*

I can be your date if you want. I know I'm a chick, but I'm dressed as a guy. *raises her scissor hands and grins*

*looks up at Ryona*

Well......He's not waking up, so......yeah what the hell, why not :D

Whoo! I got a date! Awesome! :D

*orders us both a drink*

Here's to the start of an....um.....interesting evening 8)

Um... Could I have a straw in mine?

hehehehe

I always get high maintenance dates!

*puts a straw in Ryona's drink*

*drives in and gets out of the car and walks inside see`s ryona and the others and has a light blue dress on and walks to the bar table*


ben and sewer bull asleep under the table??? *taps ben and sewerbull on the arm* wake-up you too

*wakes up and looks around*

Wh-- Whoa! Did I miss something?

*looks at Katie, hazlov and Ryona*

Oh... <smooth bovine voice> Hello pretty ladies! </smooth bovine voice>

*grins*

Wanna accompany me?

*suddenly wakes up*

Where the hell am I...?

*looks at SewerBull with a cockeyed look* Hmm... sure. *stands close to Katie*

*looks at Ryona*

Hey, you, Scissors-handed! Did you just grab my ass? I know your tricks!

*raises an eyebrow* I can assure you that if I grabbed your ass, you would be screaming in pain.

Woo! *Sticks tongue out at the security guard.* Now lets get to the partying....

*Walks ahead of Machi and past Katie and Ryona* Hey...*stops and backs up.* Katie! boo #2!