where fantasy bends reality
 

Ok, here's an interesting question for the people that grew up on the 80's show. Ok, we all liked April and thought she was hot, and hey as teenagers entering our hormonal years probably had a fantasy or two of the sassy redhead.

But now we're adults, some of us married with kids of our own. Suddenly, a big lightning storm hits your antennae as you're watching your old TMNT tapes/DVDs and BAM! April pops out in the real world. She can only be there for a limited time, like when the storm stops and the planets stop aligning themselves or whatever. After all the fanboy talk and questions about the old show and blah blah, the topic of sex comes up. As you know, the old show was all about comedy and slapstick, so of course noone ever 'got busy' in an 80's cartoon for kids, so her only shot to get some bird and bees action is with you, in the 'real world' then and there. And like hey, as if your wife would ever believe you if you told her anyway, she'd have you commited for thinking you did a cartoon character.


Would you take this one in a billion lifetime shot to do the O'Neil you had the hots for in your younger years, or let her go for the sake of of being true to your wife and kids, even if they'd never find out and never believe you anyways?


This is a serious question please. No stupid ' OMG April da sexx0rs' type answers please.

Oh, come on! April's way out of my league! If she'd go for it, then sure thing-- but let's be honest with ourselves-- she even shot down that robot cop in "New York's Shiniest"... what could I possibly have that he didn't?

Umm.... I wonder how long until this topic gets locked.... I wouldn't go for it. I have self respect. I wouldn't just do it, for the sake of doing it. You can't make love without actually being in love.

True, but you'd be the only guy in the room with her. It's either you, or back to an eternity of slapstick humor, weird topping pizzas and being kidnapped by Shredder/Rat King/etc every time she steps outside her office.

Hell, I'd do her, and I'm a chick.

It would definetly give me bragging rights with my friends and the whole TMNT fandom.

If she still had the same size melons as she did in the old cartoon, I'm all over it.

To answer my own question, yes if I was single, I'd do her in a heartbeat.

But now that I'm soon-to-be-married, I'd reluctantly turn her down. And would regret it after she left. Then discard it as all a weird dream, unless she left her microphone or something tangible behind.

Crap... I wanted to type an answer like that.:|

As tempting as it would be to get some action from our brightly dressed, well endowed maiden of the 80's; if I had a wife and/or some kids, I wouldn't do it. I couldn't betray my loving wife and my little kiddos for cheap thrills. I wouldn't be able to face them if I did that. I mean, I may act like a wild and crazy guy but I like to think that I have at least some bit of a code of honor and there are just some lines that I wont cross.


But for now, I am very much single, so if Ms O'neil suddenly came to life and was ready to do the "ubar sexin!!!'" then I would be willing and ready!!!........AROOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW!!!!

Commiting adultry with a cartoon chick isn't worth going to hell for. Nothing is. Ever.

This topic is whacked.:ohwell:

Yea April is hot and all but since i'm married I couldnt do it. Now, back in my drunk, whorin days of college i'd do her in without a second thought. 8)

Shame on you!! Thats the sorta thinkin that'll get you in a heep a trouble, trust me. I know we're talkin fantasy world here but you keep that up you're gonna be in for a world of hurt...

I think Irma beat ya to it, Ryona :lol:


Hey question to the guys, would you do Irma? :evilgrin:

:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: I will not even get into this

Same thing as April, if I was single, HELL YEAH, but since I'm taken, then no.

Only thing is, I hope Irma would understand it was a one-time thing. I don't see someone as desperate-for-a-man as she is being so easy to let go the only guy that finally gave it to her.

question to the ladies, who would sleep with Shredder if given the chance?

Hahahahaha! Would it be with or without the metal helmet?

Its gotta be with the helmet of course!! Talk about the ultimate bad boy....

for the ladies, would had to be the 80's shredder. He's so silly, he's practically harmless. Any other version of the shredder would rape or just kill you. LOL

words of a genious :D

Tee hee hee...I would do 80's version Casey Jones...bet he's a freak in the bedroom:evilgrin:

Maybe I could get him to remove that mask of his...;)

Well, since my wife is a member of this forum and she does look at it quite often, I will say that I would never stoop to adultery with a cartoon character.;)

Good job!! Smart man...:)

Who is your wife? Who? I hope no one I tried to hit on before...:|

Casey does it with the mask ON. No exceptions.

Also, he gets to bring his bats and at least one golf club.

Artemesia. We've been married for about 5 years.

LOL... such a small world :)

Oh Christ. Poor women. And poor my imagination :|

Oh, Artemesia. She's quite new in here.

Good job, Lord Evil. (I feel so weird calling my husband "Lord"!)
Why does this remind me of that ep of Red Dwarf where Lister and the Cat are talking about making it with Wilma Flintstone. (She'll never leave Fred and we know it!)

.....if Old Toon April randomly jumped out of my TV....

...I'd scream, grab the nearest thing I can grab, like a chair, and clobber her over the head, screaming "INTRUDER" at the top of my lungs.

If Shredder came out however...oh no, wait, I would probably do the same thing :|

I always knew you were into Vernon.

wouldn't the fact that the 'intruder' jumped out of your TV and was a redhead and wearing the exact same outfit as April kinda make you stop and think or at least be too shocked/surprised as to even consider clobbering her on the head?


That woulda been funny if when she went back to TV, she had this bump on her head in the episode, and we'd all be like 'huh? I don't remember April having a bump on her head in that episode? when did she hit herself?'

you know I was just thinking that allot of these characters that look so hot and yummy in cartoon form may not look so good in reality form. Some how I don't think April would so fetching if reality wearing that horrible yellow jump suit, and over feathered hair style of hers :ohwell:

shame on you for bringing that up! I put a curse on you :evil:


















just kidding ;)

But what if April was a living cartoon in the real world, like in Who Framed Roger Rabbit and Cool World?

As for a real April, well, she should be cute enough... her hair would scream 80's like a bullhorn, and hopefully her yellow outfit is as skin-tight as it is in the show and not loose and baggy.

bump for future generations on a hot topic...

This is a sick topic.

Reminds me of that weird conversation Billy Crystal had with his friend in City Slickers about the beautiful alien woman.

I wouldn't do it in a relationship because it isn't cool to be dishonest and selfish like that. But if I wasn't:

April: Yes. Even if she had the 80's look. That just adds to the fun.

Irma: No, and only because she would get to attached and want to go on dates all the time. Shes always talking about guys and dates in the show. But if she was into the guys for a one night thing, then sure. Irma could be fun if she didn't get attached. Irma seems very sexually frustrated so I'd be doing her a favor.

Now I'm sure Shredder would have no problem with girls. Good girls like the bad guys, and girls also like someone in a high position.
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This reminds me of that TMNT cartoon porn video I saw...anyone else remember this??

Allow me to make the wussy cop-out answer. No one from the old 'toon would interest me. However, if new 'toon April were to pop out of the TV, my heart would be throbbing. (Shut up, pervs; I can hear your thoughts! :x) So, depending on whether or not it was from before her relationship with Casey, there'd be a lot of flirting and heavy petting going on. While the topic of sex might be brought up, I would want to leave her with reasons to come back. I'd much rather skip the bragging right in the name of romance. Besides, I'm too much of a coward to go all the way on a first date. Besides, I'd rather avoid those papercuts.

EDIT: I just realized that I forgot part of the question. But, me with a wife and kids seems more impossible than me meeting new 'toon April. :ohwell: Regardless, I'm no adulteror. That's why I couldn't ask her to cheat on anyone either.
What?! Where?! A, uh, 'friend' of mine would be interested. :embarass:

EDIT: That was a joke included so it wouldn't seem like I was taking the question too seriously. It's all in good fun. Weird fun, but who says that's a bad thing?

Someone else from here gave me the link a while ago, I don't know where it is but it was one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

What about us girls who think they turtles are 'hot'?

I have a son, I've got a real job,etcetc...I think Raph is and always will be handsome and quite attractive for a green guy.

heh, old topic.

One thing I forgot to mention that adds to the moral dilemma of choosing to stay true or have a shot with your long-time dream come true, is the fact that you know you could have gotten away with it if you wanted to unless your significant other happened to walk in the middle of the act. I mean, if feelings of guilt get to you and you gotta come clean, what are you gonna do?

"I have to admit.... I've been cheating on you.. I slept with April O'Neil! From the turtle cartoons! I'm so sorry!'
'.... dear.... I told you to stop smokin that stuff....'

I'd hate to see how the girls on this forum would try to explain to their guys that they did it with a cartoon talking turtle???