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Does the Shredder eat Shredded Wheat???
Does Splinter get splinters while breaking boards? Is Donatello as smart as Einestein? How much of a Party Dude is Mikey? Is he a boozhound, doober, crack smoker? How does Krang go to the bathroom? If the foot are the evil ninjas who are the good ninjas in Japan? The Hands, The fingers, The what? What turtle has the hottest butt? Would you Date April O' Neil? Is the best way to reply to a post Hehe? If you could steal the Turtle Van would you go out and do some joyriding ? Could the Turtles take out He-Man and Friends? Would you challenge Raph to a fight if he insulted you or friends family or loved one? How many Rocksteady's and Bebop's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Do you still play with your turtle figures? How come Raph throws his Sei (spelling) at the light when he knows its pitch black out and he won't be able to see /find it? Should Tatsu and Raph seek Therapy? What does TGRI stand for? Would you invest in Mutual Splinter Insurance? Would you take a trip to Dimension X? How long do you think the Homato Yoshi / Oroko Saki fight has been going on? Did it start in pre-school and just keep building? Would Leatherhead go after Steve Irwin (the Croc Hunter) for all the harassment of his relatives? What is the scientific name of the 'pink one' that Professor Perry asks Mikey to get for him? (Kudos to anyone who gets this) Who would you rather see in a Pepsi commercial with Britney Spears? Tokka or Razhar? _________________ 'How Ironic the very thing that was your making will now be your undoing!' - Shredder from TMNT II: Secret of the Ooze <font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: thesreddude on 2002-02-09 11:14 ]</font> |
hey man great questions, I will pick a couple and answer them
How does Krang go to the bathroom? very carefully and off camera Would you Date April O' Neil? Heck yea I would, that yellow outfit... wow Good Questions |
Ooh, fun!!!
Does Splinter get splinters while breaking boards? That's probly how he ended up with that name. Little guys saw him breaking wood, and pointed and said 'Splinter!" If you could steal the Turtle Van would you go out and do some joyriding ? Oh yeah, but then when i got caught, i would be in DEEP $HiT with all of them. :eek: Here's an odd question: How does Shredder 'take care of business' while wearing all those blades? _________________ Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts. <font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Machias Banshee on 2002-02-07 20:09 ]</font> |
Does the Shredder eat Shredded Wheat???
~Only the Frosted kind. Does Splinter get splinters while breaking boards? ~No, of course not, he's MASTER SPLINTER! Is Donatello as smart as Einestein? ~Keep in mind that "smart" and "intelligent" are two different things. I'd say no. How much of a Party Dude is Mikey? Is he a boozhound, doober, crack smoker? ~Not even close, dude. They did an antidrug book. How does Krang go to the bathroom? ~I'd rather not dwell on this. If the foot are the bad ninjas who are the good ninjas in Japan? The Hands, The fingers, The what? ~You mean bad as in lousy? That's a very good question, though. What turtle has the hottest butt? ~Raph, duh! Would you Date April O' Neil? ~Possibly, if she were a little less annoying. Is the best way to reply to a post Hehe? ~No, I prefer a more thought out witty remark. If you could steal the Turtle Van would you go out and do some joyriding ? ~Screw the van I want the Hummer! Or maybe Raph's motorcycle. _________________ Lead me not into temptation - I can find the way myself. Kali Gargoyle's Asylum <font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Kali on 2002-02-07 20:33 ]</font> |
Does the Shredder eat Shredded Wheat???
He eats the shredded mini wheats, fruit loops, and Cap'n Crunch. But don't tell him I told you that! Does Splinter get splinters while breaking boards? Nope. Is Donatello as smart as Einestein? All I know is that he has better hair than Einstein. How much of a Party Dude is Mikey? Is he a boozhound, doober, crack smoker? I think he's more of the unspiked-fruit punch dance with the girls kinda party guy. How does Krang go to the bathroom? It disturbs me that this question has even entered your mind. If the foot are the evil ninjas who are the good ninjas in Japan? The Hands, The fingers, The what? Nope, its the vitrious humor. What turtle has the hottest butt? If I ever meet them I'll be sure to do a squeeze test. Would you Date April O' Neil? I'm not really into other women. Is the best way to reply to a post Hehe? No, but sometimes when you're braindead...these things happen. Hee hee! If you could steal the Turtle Van would you go out and do some joyriding ? No, but if I had the right guy with me I might go parking. Could the Turtles take out He-Man and Friends? Absolutely! Would you challenge Raph to a fight if he insulted you or friends family or loved one? No. I'm a lover, not a fighter. How many Rocksteady's and Bebop's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? How many of Rocksteady's and Bebop's what? Do you still play with your turtle figures? I don't have any. (Yet.) Bit if I did I'd pose them witht the rest of my action figures. How come Raph throws his Sei (spelling) at the light when he knows its pitch black out and he won't be able to see /find it? Obviously they were able to beat those guys up in the dark. He just forgot his sai in the heat of the moment. _________________ 'How Ironic the very thing that was your making will now be your undoing!' - Shredder from TMNT II: Secret of the Ooze <font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: thesreddude on 2002-02-07 20:41 ]</font> [/quote] |
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I'm guessing that those blades aren't as sharp as he'd like the world to believe. :smile: |
SHREDDER DULL??!?!?!?! I dont believe it!!
Would i challengge Raph to a fight if he insulted my family? I would just insult him back. :grin: |
Yippee! More questions!
Could the Turtles take out He-Man and Friends? ~No contest. Would you challenge Raph to a fight if he insulted you or friends family or loved one? ~No. If he insulted me I wouldn't care (I'd probably consider it foreplay), I'd be cheering him along if he insulted my family, and he is my loved one. How many Rocksteady's and Bebop's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ~Just the two. The question is how many lightbulbs would they break before they finally got one in. Do you still play with your turtle figures? ~No. They sit on my VCR, although Leo has this thing about falling off. How come Raph throws his Sei (spelling) at the light when he knows its pitch black out and he won't be able to see /find it? ~SAI. He'll be able to hear it land, duh! And they're NINJA! They're used to working in the dark. And, last but not least: How does Shredder 'take care of business' while wearing all those blades? I imagine he would take them off first. I don't think they're actually attached to his skin. He's used them a long time, he's probably figured out how to do all the every day stuff without damaging anything. _________________ Lead me not into temptation - I can find the way myself. Kali Gargoyle's Asylum <font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Kali on 2002-02-07 21:08 ]</font> |
Aww, you changed the Foot question after I already answered it. No fair!
That would depend on your definition of good. :grin: |
I can't believe how many people are on tonite! Well, more people means more questions!
Ok, since i am such a splinter-nut, i'll ask this question. would you ever say or do anything rude or disrespectful to Splinter? In a match of wits, who would win: Barney the Dinosaur or Michaelangelo? In a grudgematch,b who would win, Shredder or Darth Vader? I scare myself with my own weirdness. _________________ Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts. <font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Machias Banshee on 2002-02-07 21:25 ]</font> <font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Machias Banshee on 2002-02-07 21:32 ]</font> |
I can't believe how many people are on tonite!
~~Me Neither! Would you ever say or do anything rude or disrespectful to Splinter? ~~No. In front of, perhaps, but not to. Okay, here's a cute (and strange) question. If you could have one of the turtles when they were little, which one would it be? ~~Probably Leo or Don, they'd be the easiest to take care of. But then again Mikey was so cute. ("Oh no! If she got chicken pox from a chicken, does that mean that I got... HUMAN POX?" WAY TOO CUTE!) |
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I don't care much for children, I prefer my mutants to be adults. |
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Too much trouble. I'd rather have him all grown up. At least then I could tie him up. :wink:
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Yeah, people generally look down upon the tying up of little children. Such a pity.
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Should Tatsu and Raph seek Therapy?
What does TGRI stand for? Would you invest in Mutual Splinter Insurance? Would you take a trip to Dimension X? |
Psychos. :lol: The adult form, however...
:evilgrin: MikeyC: Uh-oh. Hey, more questions, goodie! Should Tatsu and Raph seek Therapy? ~Speech therapy and Anger Manglement... nah! What does TGRI stand for? ~Turtle Girl's Really idiotic??? *shields herself from bappage* Would you invest in Mutual Splinter Insurance? ~Hell Yes! Would you take a trip to Dimension X? Maybe if i was paid... _________________ Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts. <font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Machias Banshee on 2002-02-07 21:53 ]</font> |
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[/quote] Ummm...hmmm...I uhhh...didn't mean kisses *that* way. Hmmm...maybe it would be kinda disrespectful. Maybe he'd let me stroke his fur anyway? |
Should Tatsu and Raph seek Therapy?
~~No, they seem fine to me. What does TGRI stand for? ~~Techno Global Research Industries. I'd put something else, but I'm drawing a blank. Would you invest in Mutual Splinter Insurance? ~~No, because I don't need insurance. Would you take a trip to Dimension X? ~~Is it all expenses paid? |
I'd snuggle Splinter! It wouldn't be disrespectful unless it was unwanted.
I tie up adult Raph not because it's wrong to tie up children, but for an entirely different reason. |
TGRI
The Girl Raphael Inspected Transdemensional Grave Robbers Incorporated Turtles Gawk Really Intensely Tango Greats Really Inspire. |
So, Skeletoncrew, youre a Splinter fan too, i take it? :smile:
Hugs from Splinter are rare, but very comforting. And the Fur is an extra bonus. (I can't believe i just said that!) Splinter-fans take charge! _________________ Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts. <font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Machias Banshee on 2002-02-07 21:56 ]</font> |
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Splinter is a wonderful person, and I LOVE rats, so yes, I must be a Splinter fan! I also love touching stuff like fur, so I'd be liable to get myself in trouble around him.
Heh, wouldn't his sons get jealous if they met a girl and all she wanted to do was snuggle with him? |
Oh, yes they would! :evilgrin: I love Splinter more as a parent than as a love interest. He's old enough to be my dad!
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Oh, can I bring up Nezumi? It's a fan fic with a Splinter romance. Raph's got a thing for her, too, so it gets interesting.
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would you ever say or do anything rude or disrespectful to Splinter?
Nope In a match of wits, who would win: Barney the Dinosaur or Michaelangelo? Mikey would squeak by somehow In a grudgematch,b who would win, Shredder or Darth Vader? Darth Vader, plain and simple Shredder may have his Katana but Vader is more vile more evil he has the darkside of the Force and something called a lightsaber to cut off limbs and deflect things. |
Same here. He's not the type I would probably come on to. Michaelangelo is more to my liking, I like funny guys. But it would be fun to mess with the turtles' minds! :wink:
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In a match of wits, who would win: Barney the Dinosaur or Michaelangelo?
~~Mikey, because he's not really dumb, he's just ill-motivated. I'd blow Barney's head off. In a grudgematch,b who would win, Shredder or Darth Vader? ~~Shredder, duh. |
I love mike too, but when i tell him i like Splinter, he gets all jealous! :grin:
I like older men with nice voices, too. (sean connery, James earl jOnes, Lorne Green, and Patrick Stewart) Thats one of the reasons i like Splinter so much. |
Why would shredder win over Darth Vader? one thought of evil enters Darth's head and Shredder would be choking and eventually fall over and kick the bucket.
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Shredder would win because I'm not a Star Wars fan.
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I fear i have started a war.
MikeyC: hehehe... I'd say they'd be evenly matched. They are both excellent fighters, and both have an evil force about them. And i love their voices! |
I can see your point most non Star Wars fans would say Shredder but if you were to make a list of Villians guarenteed Darth Vader would be higher above Shredder.
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In a match of wits, who would win: Barney the Dinosaur or Michaelangelo?
I think Michaelangelo would just pull his chucks out and beat the dino to a pulp. Then maybe do a little cooking. Mmmm...chicken fried dinosaur! In a grudgematch,b who would win, Shredder or Darth Vader? I'd have to give it to Darth Vader. He's got that whole force thing going for him. |
If you could date anyone from the turtle universe who would it be?
Personally, I've got the hots for Michaelangelo, so I'd like him as a steady. But if I had the opportunity for a single date, no strings attached (he couldn't track me down and kidnap me or anything); I think it might be illuminating to spend an evening with Shredder. The conversation should be an interesting one. |
Michaelangelo for me too. For a one nighter, i'd like either Raphael, Leo, or the RATKING.
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Kali,
Where can I find the Nezumi fanfic you mentioned? It sounds interesting. (These fanfics may be the death of me. Once I find a good one I have to keep reading until I finish it!) |
http://www.undermanhattan.com/dawnatello/fanfic.html
Dont forget to look at the others as well. *coughcoughAmyDumascoughcough* :smile: |
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