Ask Vicky (the female turtle)
 

Ask Vicky any question and she will reply. Vicky is a fan made character that I play as in TMNT RPGs. Here's her profile: http://forums.thetechnodrome.com/sho...&postcount=147

Dear Vicky,

Pop quiz hotshot. Your on a speeding subway train with mutant lizard men raining down on you. What do you do? What do you do?

The Transporter

Hey Transporter,

I would try my best to fight off all the lizard men with my staff. I could also freeze them, due to the fact that my staff has a freeze ray and a heat ray. If I wasn't able to defeat them all I would try to find a way to stop the subway train, then get the heck out of there.

Take care,

-- Vicky

This is really really creepy.

Hey Peanut,

Sorry you feel that way. I guess you're just not used to being around mutants. Am I right?

Take care,

-- Vicky

Dear Vicky,

If it comes down to saving the guys or burning down an orphanage, what would you do?

Old Harry

Hey Old Harry,

I would save the guys. Burning down an orphanage would be wrong. Now if the question is would I burn down an orphanage to save my turtle friends I would still say no. I would never become an arsonist.

Take Care,

-- Vicky

Why is a guy playing a female character?

((It's just a character, it doesn't mean anything.:D ))

Dear Vikki,

Bukkake?

Love, Hannah

Hannah,

That's so sick! I would never do such a thing!

-- Vicky

Vikki,

Please? ):

Hannah

Hannah,

Ahh! Pervert! No way!

-- Vicky

I wish I could see that.

Ahem... Victoria, do you bow before Lord Doom?

Dear Sewerpig,

Do you actually think that only the ladies can do the transgender pretending? :P (But, seriously, I was thinking "What the?? MC is a lady? When did this happen? :lol: )

Dear Vicky,

Every morning I wake up half naked, covered in blood, with a meat cleaver in one hand and a woman’s heart in another, with no idea where I am or how I got there.

I also stink like Nixon's entire political career. Can you recommend a good underarm deodorant?

Lovable psychopath.

...

HOW DID YOU JUST CALL LORD DOOM'S MOST LOYAL SUBJECT, YOU DROMEDARY DINGLEBERRY!!!??? I SHALL PRETEND I DID NOT HEAR THAT FOR THE SAKE OF MY OWN GOOD, AS LORD DOOM FORBADE ME TO SLAUGHTER MORE THAN THIRTY HUMAN BEINGS A MONTH - AND I HAVE ALREADY SURPASSED THIS LIMIT.

Dear SewerBull,

I'm not sure I would bow to Lord Doom or not. Would it be a bow of respect or of allegiance? Also, are you talking about Dr. Doom?

Take care,

-- Vicky




((*out of character* Yeah I'm a guy. You are also right in that there's nothing wrong with a guy playing a female character in an RPG.))


Psychopath,

Ahhhhh! *hides*

-- Vicky

Hallo...Vicky....^^
What are you think about Shredder?

//Miss Auggie

Of course I'm talking about Dr. Doom, who bestowed your worthless existence with his lustful interest. You shall visit Castle Doom tonight to intimately please Lord Doom, young Victoria. This offer cannot be rejected. Also, Lord Doom is surely going to teach you how to "bow" before him properly... *cackles*

You shall proceed your make-up now. The royal carriage awaits outside.

Aack!

*hides behind His Lord*

Dear Miss Auggie,

I don't like Shredder, I hope he is defeated. As for the Shredder from my world, I used to love him. He was a turtle, just like me. The more I think about him though, the more I realize that he was evil, and I don't understand how I could have ever loved him.

Take care,

-- Vicky

Okay....What you think about Hamato Yoshi do?

///Miss Auggie

Dear Vicky,

why does the world need fifth turtles living with the TMNT in their lair and eventually becoming part of the family?

Yours,

Lord Staffordshire Hemsley Durlington IV

Do you think that "Miss Auggie" is going to be ~†~EgyptGoddess Anubis~†~'s next screen name?

Dear Miss Auggie,

I think Hamato Yoshi is a great guy. He has honor.

Take care,

--Vicky


Dear Anarky,

Because I am away from my world, I really have nowhere to stay. That is why I am living with the turtles.

Take care,

-- Vicky

((*out of character* When it comes to tv shows, movies, and comics I am actually a fan of the 4 turtles and Splinter without any 5th turtles. However, for RPGs I like fan characters.))


Dear psychopath,

I'm sorry, but I can not reccomend a good under arm stick. I don't use that kind of stuff, I don't stink.

-- Vicky

Dear Sewer Bull,

Based on what you said earlier, I am not interested in meeting 'Lord Doom.' I don't want to be humiliated by whatever freaky tasks he would ask of me.

-- Vicky

Dear Vicky,

I am a mutant turtle. One of four. I was wondering - which of us would you like to date? We wont force you to do dirty stuff like Doom would, and we are certainly not into bukkake... (well, leo might be...)

your's, Raph.

Vicky,

Dont be fooled by Raph, he really reallly likes you. I should know i read his diary. Haha.

Mikey

Dear Raph and Mikey,

I think you are both very nice. If I were to date one of you, I would probably date you Raph. Mikey you would be my 2nd choice, then Leo (I'm sure he's not into bukkake, that's sooo gross!), and my last choice would be Don.

I'm glad that you wouldn't try to make me do dirty stuff like Dr. Doom. Now I have one question Raph: If we were to be married someday, would you want baby hatchlings? I would like to have children someday.

Love,

-- Vicky

Dear Vicky,

Who the hell are you to take all the attention away from me?

Ask Spawny?

Vicky..

I wonder..How you think about Utroms Guardian do?
Somebody Look good for you?

///Zen

Dear Spawny,

I wasn't trying to take all the attention away from you. Can't we share?

Take care,

-- Vicky


Dear Zen,

I don't know much about Utroms, sorry.

Take care,

-- Vicky

Dear Vicky,

Why would i be your last choice?

- Donatello

Dear Donatello,

Don't feel bad about it. I like you alot, it's just you seem like you are so into your tech lab and science that we wouldn't have very much time for a relationship.

Take care,

-- Vicky

Dearest Victoria,

What separates you from the several dozen fan-made female mutant turtles already out there? What makes you unique and believable? Do you know what a Mary Sue is?

Also, I'm curious about the science behind how these two universes (the TMNT one and your own "Shredder's a Turtle?!" one) converged. Bring me science. And diagrams.

Sincerely,
Edward P. Funkmeyer, Attorney at Law