Ask Bunny
 

Don't tell her it was me.

Dear Bunny,

Your bread is my favorite brand. ^_^ How do you get it so light and fluffy?

- My Name is Earl of Sandwich

Dear Bunny,

Are you a rabbit? Or.... I don't know, I'm confussed.

- Master Chief

Dear Bunny,

Why's everybody always picking on my brother?

Yours truly,
Sally Brown

Dear Bunny,

Why is one of my nipples bigger than the other?

Yours truly,
Lola Areola

Dear Bunny,

Why do you think Hitler was right?

Sincerely,
Inagt Kahgnekt

Dear Bunny,

is is true that Spawn Guy snores?

Love,

Martha Stewart

Dear Bunny,

Is it true Martha Stewart is made out of people?

John Stuart

Pardon me, Bunny-person.

When will you find the time to answer our questions?

~ Fearing Abandonment

Dear Bunny,
I really don't have a question but I'd like to post my recipe for chocolate chip sandwiches:

2 Slices of Bread
Some Miracle Whip or Mayonnaise
Mustard (optional)
Lunch Meat
Cheese
Chocolate Chips

Preparation: Make a sandwich, top with chocolate chips, and enjoy.

Hope you like it,
Jester

PS: I'm going to be doing a new show called 5 Second Meals....hope you all will tune in.

Dear Bunny,

I took a walk around the world to ease my troubled mind
I left my body lying somewhere in the sands of time.
I watched the world float to the dark side of the moon
I feel there's nothing I can do
yeah...

I watched the world float to the dark side of the moon
After all I knew it had to be something to do with you
I really don't mind what happens now and then
As long as you'll be my friend at the end...

If I go crazy then will you still call me Superman?
If I'm alive then will you be there to hold my hand?

Dear Bunny,


Do you know what song those lyrics are from?

Dear Bunny,

Should we be worried Max has the internet at his finger tips, but fails to attempt a Google search on a set of lyrics to see where they come from? Yahoo even.

Dear Bunny,

is Spawn Guy always that mean?

Love,

Sewer Bull

Dear Bunny,

Should I be more sensitive? Pretend I'm interested in what Bull says while he picks out his skirts at the mall, perhaps?

Dear bunny

don't you think that you should get to answer some questions before we post anymore? i mean, you got about 16 questions to answer already, dagnabbit!

Dear Bunny,

WTF?

~ Boredumb

I go for a walk in the park and suddenly I'm being assaulted! Epp!
Okay ... here we go...

Dear Earl, I use special wheat enhancers.

Dear Chief, it's okay to be confused.

Dear Sally, have him use lotion for the scabs and chop the offenders' fingers off.

Dear Lola, tell your significant other to suck more on the smaller one.

Dear Inagt Kahgnekt, your message was deleted by the board of 'what the frick are they talking about.' Please resubmit.

Dear Martha, yes but in a cute-I'm-gonna-rip-your-throat-out-if-any-one-hears-about-it way

Dear John, you've heard about solient green, right?

Dear Fear, park. walking. now am here.

Dear Jester, liked the recipe, but ate all the chocolate chips yesterday. {By the way, Spawny, you need to add chocolate chips to your shopping list}

Dear Spawny, I love you, too.

Dear Max, duh!

Dear Spawny, some people need help. Though it’s not the Hell Spawn way, I do what I can.

Dear Sewer Bull, it’s part of his charm.

Dear Spawny, nah. He’ll get over it. Besides I heard he’s got a thing for Martha Stewart.

Dear Tookie, have you ever tried to type with cute fuzzy paws?

Dear Boredumb, the answers to the universe are 43 and Carmel Cone ice cream.

Love and kisses,
Bunny

...

How do you know about my fascination with Martha Stewart?????? It's been my deepest secret! Is it that well visible?

*hides a Martha's tattoo portrait on his forearm*

Dear Bull-meister,

Your secret is safe with me. {and the Los Angeles Police department of retraining orders.}

Love and kisses,
Bunny

Dear Bunny,

Edwardio says hello.

Dear Bunny,


When is Spawn ever going to pull the wedding ring out?

Dear Bunny,

Assuming you are so in http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i4.../tinyheart.gif with this SpawnGuy creature, how does he feel about you http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i4.../tinyheart.gifing on my neighbor, Edwardio? Hmm? If you don't want me to go public with these scandalous photos, meet me at Vinny's Pizzaria next Forsday with a suitcase full of crumpled up Kleenex. It has to be Kleenex brand. With Aloe, if you can find it. I'll be waiting in the VIP lounge for my jacket to finish baking. BWAHAHAHA!

sinisterly yours,
RedBook Kramer

Dear Max, out from WHERE?? Cancel that. I don’t want to know.

Dear RedBook Kramer, I'd say stick to your beauty tips and that Edwardio and I have a strictly plutonic relationship. But it seems you have me boxed in and I must clean up and smooth out the situation. I'll be there. Bring the photos and the blue eye shadow. {Damn blackmailing glorified beauty consultants.}

Love and kisses,
Bunny

Dear Bunny,

Penguins, adorable little huggle sacks, or new overlords of Earth?

Dear Spawny,

Is there an option c?

Love and kisses,
Bunny

Dear Bunny,

Pretend Edwardio is the world's biggest triple fudge sunday. How would you eat him up?

Dear Bunny,

you me candlelights and moths to be burnt?

Dear Bunny,

Sewer Bull...uh...uh...dosen't like black people.

Yeah.

Just thought you should know that.

Dear Sewer Bull,

Is that with or without icecream?

Dear Spawny,

Don't be afraid. Ask him out still. I mean the worse thing he could do is set you body on fire then rip your ashen skin from your bones.
As for Edwardio ... well ... I prefer to think of him just as the snuggly Pequin we all love and adore.

Thank you both for your support during this time.

Love and kisses,
Bunny

Dear Bunny,

He...dosen't like ice cream. He hates it with the passion of a thousand suns as a matter of fact. Oh yeah. Hates it. Totally. Yeah.

Popsicles for a change,,, especially a freakishly huge warm one with cream filling... I dig.

Dear Bunny,

still friends?

Dear Sewer Bull,

Still friends. :D I mean how can I be jealous when you two are so adorable?

Love and kisses,
Bunny

Dear Bunny,

Don't get me wrong, I love Bull, he's great!

But Edwardio dosen't like him.

Dear Spawny,

Edwardio has his own opinions. Sometimes it's dark and no one can make him change it. We love him anyway. Have you told Bull how much you care?

Love and kisses,
Bunny

Dear Bunny,

Ever thought of starring in your own musical?

Well, hello, Bunny.
I said "Hello, Bunny"
It'd be so nice if you could turn your hearing-aide on.

I hate musicals; especially bald with green make-up that masks over their ugly faces.

Dear Bunny,

Seems like you and Spawny and Bully boy have alot of fun while I am asleep.....one of you should call me and wake me up so I can have fun too!

even poor, torn, broken, angsty, unlovable Katies need fun everyonce in awhile toooooooo.

















ok that was really emo *slaps self* hey...that was kinda...good...*slaps self harder* yeah, that's it....*slaps self HARD* owwww

Dear Gobo,
LOVE the idea. With plenty of dance numbers and flamboyant outfits!

Dear Katie-boo,
Missed you in the last dance number. We've got your costume waiting though. It's a dazzling peice with flowers and sparklies and rates high on the WOOHOO meter. I'll be sure to send a telegram {as that's the way true arteeests communicate :D}.

Love and kisses,
Bunny

You, Bunny!

What business you gots here, girlie? Do you even like dem ninjaturtles? O_o I reckon yer juss here cuz yer a SewerBull fan. Prove me wrong. Otherwise, you dun gotta go before things get ugly.

frum,
Green power

Dear Green power,

Well, you found me out. That Bulll Miester is pretty darn irrisistable. Plus there's the whole stalking of this spawn guy thing. Le sigh. What do I do now?

Love and kisses,
Bunny