Worst lies ever!!!
 

Ok guys time to be truthful. :evilgrin: What is the worst that you have ever told. This can be either bad as in it was that bad no one believed you or it that bad people believed you and you feel really guilty because of it. Dont be giving me 'i dont lie' cause that in its self is a lie. Hehe.

Since i started this thread ill start with the first worse lie ive ever told.

I once told my lecturer that i didn't turn up to a very important test because i was ill in bed. She turned around and said 'Why lie i saw you in the libery whatch cartoons on the internet'. Hee hee i was whacthing TMNT online, i just didnt know she new. Oh well. :lol:

I never lie.

Hee hee hee...

I've lied countless times to get out of social meetings. I got games to play!

The generic ones I use is that I'm sick, or I have a family engagement I must partake in.

I constantly lie to my RL friends to avoid going out places with them. That's really about it.

I used to lie to my X about having to do stuff so I could hang up the phone. She used to want to talk and talk for hours. Gave me a headache and I used to like to hang out with my friends alot so yeah. I look back on it and that was obviously a bad idea haha

Who doesn't lie? We all lie on a daily basis, if we know it or not. When I lie, I like to use "little white" lies. Just as long as I'm not stretching the truth to ridiculous sizes. Like a friend of mine; she once got out of school by getting her mom to ring up and say "she fell down the stairs and suffered a concussion" :lol:

I can't really think of a bad one coming out of my mouth...except for when I was 6. I broke a glass in front of my parents, and instantly claimed that the dog did it.| It seemed like a good idea at the time, when I didn't know they saw me :roll:

HAHAHAHA! Nice! While I do indeed hate the phone, I never made up stuff to get off of it with my girlfriend. I would only do that to one of my friends, who's quite like a woman when he gets on there, in which case I would promptly need to take a huge dump and/or have to perform some meaningful household task.

I notice the phone is a great place for lying, as people can't see the smile on your face, or else can't see your fingers crossed.

Why would you be watching cartoons and not take the test?

I used to lie all the time to get out of work. Now they don't even care, so I just say I'm leaving early to go and get smashed.

Cause it was one that wasnt going against my grade at the end of the year. It was one of those to see how much you have progressed from the last one, me and a bunch of friends couldn't be bothered, and been at uni and stuff you dont have to turn up to things like that even though 'its recommened'.

The worst lie in my opinion is the brownie lie.

Angry Mom: "Who in the heck ate one of the brownies?"
Son with choclate on his lips and teeth: "Not me"

i used to get my little brother in all kinds of trouble....

I remember one time I had done something to piss him off and he went running to mommy, she asked me if I did whatever it was (I can't remember now) and I looked him straight in the eyse and said I didn't....He got spanked and sent to his room.

I felt bad after....so I stopped using my power for evil.

Now most people can see right through me when I do lie.

One time, I told someone I wasn't THAT obsessed with TMNT. Does that count? :lol:

The only things I can think of are related to deceiving people for jokes or surprise parties.

"Mr. Foot" is probably the most elaborate lie I've ever told. Mr. Foot was "santa's helper" and visited you through your closet... and was portrayed by my talented cousin, who has awesome VA and improv skils. He stood in the dark closet behind some items that hid everything but his pasty, frightening, talking, singing foot. We made my six-year-old nephew Beleive in Mr. Foot and feed him the mustard packets that come with Chinese food deliveries. Because, you know, Mr. Foot likes those. My nephew didn't sleep so well after that.

I hear you. I've never lied to get out of those, but I once lied about not handing in homework. It's not that I hadn't done it, I just hadn't brought it in.

Very nice, indeed. :lol:

I once announced to my then girlfriend that I miraculously got pregnant with her.

She called me a psycho and left on the same day.

But I think she was just a selfish coward, not responsible enough to settle down and take care of our eventual kid.

How sad.

HAHAHA. I choked on my drink when I was reading that, haha.


Anyway, the worst lie I've ever told was that I did not draw huge penises on the school bathroom stalls.

Hahahahaha, what ever floats your boat. Hee hee.

Jesus, it seems that my jokes could be morbid. Sorry for that, Hannah.

... did you? Jesus Christ, you shouldn't even be aware of their existence ><

Eh, blame the internet *goes to google to serch for porn*

Aren't you like a 16 year old girl? I feel so dirty now.

...Why not?

The last time I checked I was :P Though I don't see why you should feel dirty. After all, this is the internet we are talking about. It's always pretty kinky :lol:

I must agree here. There is no reason we can't know of the existance of the male penis. I was taught about what weaknesses the male gender had to hide at the tender age of eight, along with everyone else in my class for sex ed. So...yeah. At least we are aware of their existance and don't think that there are poisonous snakes growing down there or something O_o;

But they are venomous snakes in fact - if one bit you, you'd gradually swell for nine months.

Errr... what was this thread about?

:|

In the same vein...

A while back I once had quite a few adult magazines. My girlfriend at the time wanted me to get rid of them -- had actually told me this over the phone when I was away at college. I told her I would when I got back. Now, I guess you could consider this a "half-lie" because I did indeed throw away the magazines, with her watching, but in truth I only selected the ones I perused the least.

And then you gave the rest to me.

Er...

I thought we agreed that theory was permanently under debate.

:P

Lovely, boys. Hehe. Though I don't understand (fully) the problem some women have with those magazines... Is it purely a self concious issue with themselves? *ahem* Annnyhooooow...

KROW!

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