You know if ...
 

New game. YAY! It's simple.

you respond to the last person's you know blah blah blah

with an if or when blah blah blah, then post your own you know .

For example.

Bunny: You know you've been on the computer too long ...

Spawny: When your butt becomes the shape of your computer chair.

:D Let's play!

You know you've drunk too much coffee ....

..When you agree to an insane idea like this.

Never leap off a bridge...

if you haven't paid for swimming lessons.

You know you haven't nuetered your dog when....

your bunny slippers feel a little squishy...


You know something's a bad idea when...

When you end up with less fingers then when you started.

You know you've been on the internet for too long when...

Someone's getting on your nerves and you search a little ''X'' around him.

You know its time for you to buy a new car when...

...your old one blows up.

You know it's time to get a bigger fly swatter when...

a hobo sells the smaller one.

You know it's time to get a haircut when...

A small animal makes a nest in your hair.

You know it's time for another zombie invasion if...

Every shotguns are given to customers for free.

You know you've done something wrong when

your mother uses your middle name.

You know you've cooked the toast too long ...

it burns like never before.

You know you'll have to pay the price when...

you have a full loaded gun to the salesman's head.

You know your too old for this when...

Your liver spots mutate into flesh eating monsters.

You know your significant other is mad if...

you melt the pancake spatula.

You know your pants are tight when...

People can see your junk.

You knows it's time to vacuum your room if...

...the roaches and the rats can be seen leaving it, saying that it's too dirty for them

You know that you shouldn't have had that last drink when...

your skin starts to turn pink.

You know you've seen one too many horror movies when...

Freddy and Jason visit you for a game of Clue.

You know it's time to run if...

Someone throws a stink bomb at you.

You know you are a big sports fan if

if you not only watched yesterday's game but had a party at your house, yelled at the TV and spent a lot of time cheering.

YAY COLTS!

You know you've aced your test ....

...you studied well for it.

You know you've been trapped in time when...

Michael Jackson is black.

You know you're drunk when...

...you have beer goggles.

You know you've snapped your skateboard when...

When you have two halves of a skateboard?

You know it's time to turn off the TV if...

you know all the words to every commercial that comes on.


It's time to quit your job when...

your boss is a slacker.

Your know it's time to shop at your local thrift store when...

you can't aford to by food.


you know you can't go grocery shopping when

A mad scientist playing God mutated all produce within a hundred mile radius into flesh eating mutants.

A stich in time...

saved my as...um...backside


early to bed and early to rise...

...an army of flesh eatting chipmunks.

To fly freely is to...

not get charged for flight taxes.

a penny saved ....

...is a grateful one.

You know you have a drinking problem...

when you think a drinking problem is that you aren't drinking right now

you know your broke when...

the bum on th corner gives you money.

you know you're really rich when...

you can pay people to be poor for you.

You know you have a gambiling problem...

...you call a gambling problem hotline thinking it will give you a gambling probelm.

You know you have an infected tongue when...

you can't shut your mouth...ewwwwwwwwww :dead:


The cows will come home when...

When it's tonights night for chicken. :D

You know you've drank too much milk ....

...it leakes out of your nose.

You know you're having an exciting dream when...