Ninjas VS Martians - Who Would Win?
 

Who would win?

Depends on which kind of "maritans" you're talking about.

Do you mean ones from:

Bradbury's The Martian Chronicles? (who weren't the kind you think of)
Mars Attacks?
Those old 1950s cheeseball movies?

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heh
 

hard for something fictional (martians) to defeat that which is not (ninja).

the answer is ninja, duh.

A regular Joe could defeat a ninja. It would take only take a little range and a handgun. Of course presuming that Ninjas don't use firearms...

ahem
 

they do.

almost every American ninjutsu dojo I know of teaches at least some basic gunfighting skills.

in any event, when you say 'ninja' I assume you are referring to the more or less 'traditional' ninja that would go all-out in his or her training (such as the tmnt undoubtedly did) and not just some shmuck thats taken a few classes.

besides, its hard to shoot what you cant see. in many ways, the art of invisibility (which exists on many levels) is the art of invincibility.

Well the TMNT rarely uses fire arms..

Yes, ninja have been known to use firearms in defense. But they generally aren't well-rounded or multi-purpose weapons, and I personally don't really like using them because of that.

Plus, there are many more ways of fighting a battle than combat. I gotta go with ninja.

Edit: Gah! I hate it when people post while I'm typing!

That is because they don't carry guns. They do, however, undoubtedly possess the skill to use them if the need arised.

Yes, on the whole, most ninja dont carry weapons on them.

Bingo.

Martians would win easy, they have special powers where as ninjas are puny humans. :)

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How could a ninja defeat that?

Well, on first glance, I notice they don't have skulls... Or maybe they do, I'm no expert on Martian physiology.

ahem
 

Special powers?? Like dodging a sword stroke blindfolded?? How about batting shuriken out of the air with a sword blindfolded?? Or sending a full-sized man flying with a two-inch punch?? Or crushing small boulders with one's bare hands?? Or knocking down relatively high trees?? How about throwing a full-sized man to the ground without even touching him??

Besides, I don't think 'martian powers' would be much help against sniper rifles, fully automatic weaponry, poision gas, and incendiary mines.

With a land mine.

How about the Martians just blow up Earth and take out the Ninjas and you with it.

heh
 

'blow up' the earth, huh??

and how, praytell, will they accomplish that?? :roll:

LOL!! :lol: Didn't think about that... heh heh.

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With laser beams shot from their ships in space.

ahem
 

You and I both know these creatures don't possess the technology to do that.

Besides, a laser by its very design and function would be incapable of destoying a planet.

yeah whatever. :roll:

Ninjas would win if the martians aren't cowards and proceed to burn our planet from outer space. And even if they do, they'll still have to deal with Space Ninjas! :lol:

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Well the Martians could then use their telepathic powers and convine the Space Ninjas to go into the Sun.

You have proof Martians have telepathic powers? And why are you so pro-Martian? *looks at Matthew138 suspiciously*

A note on lasers, they are only condensed light. Harmful only to things sensative to light, like eyes. In "Laser Weapons" the purpose of the actual laser is simply to aim. though I suppose you could build a laser powerful enough, but it just wouldn't be practical considering all the alternatives.

heh
 

Face the wrath of my vibro-katana, evil Zoltar!!!! :P

Ninja have stronger powers than those silly Martians. After all, nothing is more powerful than the Tao. :D

Dun dun dun!!!!!!

Uhhhhh.... yeah. :P

Well I guess the Martians would just have to deploy their fleet of giant robots to crush the Ninjas.

hmmm
 

hard to crush what you can't see... *ninja vanish!!*

This is funny...Heretic seems to know what powers martians have and which ones they don't...the fact is, martians would have things we would never dream of, like a death ray or something that kills instantly upon command, that we at Earth will say is impossible due to laws of physics which in fact, earthlings have created....ninjas cannot throw people without touching them, that is just plain rediculous...all ninjas can do is use their super stealth power....oooooh, I am going to run away from you, what now? I'd just like to see a guy try and like wave his arms around in the air and make people fall down....that would be hilarious to see how rediculously foolish some people are... :lol: :lol:

ho humm
 

Uhhh.... right....... :|

Says you. I suggest that, like with the exploits of Bruce Lee, you do your research before making banal, childish assertions. The formal name of the ability is kukinage. Have fun.

You obviously comprehend neither combat realism nor tactical strategy if you cannot see the value of invisibility.

Ummmm.... it doesnt quite work like that. There is a reason they call it 'subtle influence'.

Before making sweeping judgments about something that seems extraordinary to you, I suggest doing a little research. The exploits of Ueshiba, various Tai Chi masters, Hatsumi, and other martial artists are fairly well-known and accessible.

Saying Ninjas would be able to defeat a force we can't possibly comprehend is a banal, childish assertion. :P

You wrote exactly what I was thinking Matt, lol... :lol: :lol:

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They're fiction, child. Ninja are not. Get over it.

I guess simple minds think alike. :P

Hmmm, they are fiction? I didn't know that...I guess the "wise" ninja japan master must know all.... :roll:

hmmm
 

he certainly knows enough not to acknowledge the cheesy martian comics of the sixties as real-life accounts..... :roll:

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I'm just playing around, you seem to be taking this seriously.

Hey heretic WE ARE NOT CHILDREN!!!!!!!!!!!! :x if anybody is you are,you take the stupidiest crap way to seriously,this is JUST A POLL

For someone with such "great" knowledge as you claim to have heretic, why are you hanging around on a Ninja Turtle messageboard?

heh
 

im actually mixing seriousness with joking......

but, what i did say about ninjutsu is true, contrary to tokka's selective cynicism.

And what makes you think Martians would comprehend the power of the ninja? If they are spying, they'd be watching our TV signals, and therefore know the fictional ninja, but not the real kind.

They're judging us by our TV shows. They probably don't think were even worth the power to blow up. :lol:

The Martians have the memories and knowledge of the millions of people they have abducted for over thousands of years. I think they would no better than to moniter TV signals.

hoo boy
 

hoo boy :roll:

ROTFL! I'm sorry, sorry, but the only people I've ever heard of that claim to be abducted were hardly "the cream of the crop". Knowledge from thousands of years ago would do them very little good. In that pool of information, the majority would say the world is flat.

That's it. Matthew is a Martian. And if they really do know that much about humans, why are they even bothering? Tell me that? Why do they care, huh? They should know, if we're willing to blow up our own race and planet, we ain't gonna hesitate to do it to them.

Face it, Martians, we ain't worth it.