TMNT Dream Toys! <GAG>
 

This is for all the randomness and obscure things we'd want to see.

No, not a Ninjara, but a Bay Watch Ninjara.

Motorcycle Rider Splinter!

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Biker Mice from Mars, but Splinter instead lol

TMNT minature figures, M.U.S.C.L.E. style that come in little Pizza boxes. And they're like small figures of every single character. Something like that, but it's too late for them to do that sort of thing with the old TMNT....

And they would be scratch n' sniff (different pizza combos) :lol: :lol:

Actually, a mutegen can would make more sense than a Pizza box...

I'd love to see something like a Kinder surprise egg that had minature turtle figurines in it.

A big fig of Nightwatcher

Man that's funny, just last week I bought 30 kinder surprise eggs because I found them at a local grocery store. What a waste of cash but it was a good choclatey week.

Anyway they do make tmnt figures like that, that come in capsules, they're of the new cartoon and from what I understand are only available in Europe, more specifically Italy. There's a dude on eBay selling them. They're pretty neat actually.

OMG, I'm definitely on board with Bay Watch Ninjara. Maybe there could be a whole series... Wave-catchin' Turtles and Lifeguard Ladies. In bikinis.

Also, while I'm thinking of the Archies-- Cyber Samurai Mutant Turtles. Though I'd settle for Pimp Coat Don. I love that purple thing future-Don wears.

Disco dancing Mikey and disco dancing Nightwatcher

BDSM Nightwatcher
S & M Nightwatcher
Master Nightwatcher
Rusty Nightwatcher...

Actually, just the one they made was enough for a single shot variant.

1. Oroku Saki in blue suit with (removable) arrows stuck in him
2. Karai in black dress with bonus utrom Shredder
3. EPF Trooper
4. 100% human Baxter Stockman with bonus mousers

Those would be awesome action figures.

That sounds really cool actually.

As far as old toon figures, different variations of April:

-Wild West: Saloon Girl April
-Storage Shell: April with Storage Shell
-Farmer's Daughter April
-Rockin Rollin Turtles: Groupie April
-Sumo Turtles: Sumo April (now this is one I doubt was on the drawing board)

My wish list.
 

-Mini figure playsets
-Any female type ninja turtle fig
-New Utrom figure
-Mousers 8 pack (same price as one actual fig.)
-Fast Forward Bebop & Rocksteady
-Boy Band TMNT lol
-Nightwatcher single action fig
-All the Generals as single action figs
-Removeble bandanas and belts for pet turtles
-Use of a different material besides plastic (metal, cloth, etc.)
-Personal information about the character on the package
-Cheaper "deluxe" figures
-More variety in enemies and allies
-Less turtle variants
-TMNT poptarts (strawberry in the middle/green frosting drizzle)
-Mini movie Shredder and Nightwatcher
-Mini movie vehicles (to scale with mini figs)

I could probably think of more, but I need to stop for now.

They did those in the 90s.

I'm for anything Archie-related.

Ooooh! That's awesome! Though now that I think about it, I think I remember seeing an ad for them and thinking they were cool. There are so many possibilities for bizarre toys in the Archies!

I definitely want an Animus snowglobe, from the Animus War story arc. That might be the most obscure and amazing TMNT-related toy ever.

I'm looking for more of "jokes" than actual wants.

Mutating Mondo Gecko, from Tony Hawk to Mondo Gecko!
Blood Sucking Screwloose
iFugitoid
Blue Screen of Death Baxter
House Training Rahzar
Leatherhead VS Steve Irwin (I would have said Ray Fillet but that seems too vicious!)
Purple Speedo Tottin' Burne Thompson
Hot Spot with 101 Dalmations
Top Model Irma
Turding Toddler Turtles (With diapers)

-Head banger scumbug, to face off with rock & Roll mondo gecko.
-Turtles in drag.
-Shogun Mutagen man
-Shogun monty moose
-Cyber Samurai scale Tail
-Cyber Samurai Mondo gecko
-Wacky action April

Off topic, but what was in them anyway? I'm trying to collect the Asterix toys... so if you have any extras, PM me.

Asterix toys? Cool. What are they?

Slash, I like the Steve Irwin idea, even with Ray Fillet lol. Ray Fillet could have an action tail that when you press the button it shoots out towards Steve's chest. Too soon? lol

CRIKEY!!!! :o

I guess if south park can make fun of it, anyone can....... :ohwell:

My supervisor was making jokes like right after it happened.

"Crikey... I got it right in the heart I did...."

"You can't get any Australians to pick up the phones. They're all in mourning, wearing their black khakis and playing the Crocodile Hunter theme lowly on digeridoos."

Okay, so things that have like, zilch chance of ever happening?

* Green-Grey Sponge-Suit Sushi Turtles pack
* Motorhead and Lobsterdude pack
* King Nail
* Transforming Karai figure
* The Shogun (Odyssey)
* Baywatch Ninjara
* Bloodsucker
* Techno-Gangster army builder pack
* Gaia Tree playset with that Panther guy who was guarding it.
* Scalien and Alienator pack
* Interactive Alopex plushie
* Knuckles the Echidna vs. Tom Sawyer pack
* Escar Joe
* Sewer Gator vs. Junkman pack
* 1989 NES color Technodrome
* Tang Amaya and Pimiko pack
* Evolution of Pizzaface 2-pack
* Ninjara with storage... skirt-thing
* Eastman and Laird cops vs. Dragon Face 2 pack.
* Bossa-Nova Ninjara
* Supermutant Leonardo vs. Perfect Mutagen Man
* Amazon Warrior Ninjara
* Ninjarammoth Dino-turtle
* Night-Shift Nurse Ninjara (military turtles)
* Ch'rell hand puppet
* Kirby and Eastman-style April pack
* Road-Ready Ninjara (Wrecking crane)
* Von Clutch and Darlin' vs. Speed Demon vs. Mutato-Heads pack.
* Bob the Snail
* Volleyball Attack Ninjara
* Tennis Smash Ninjara
* Curling Ninjara
* April's Van from Mirage
* Deinotor and Soak-Orr pack
* Miles "Tails" Prower vs. Zimmerman pack
* Ratt Pack multipack
* Usub Gerstalk
* Moka plushie
* Headdropin' Slash
* Pteranno-Man
* Tiburon and The Tickle 2-pack
* That Detective Dog Guy from the Division comic vs. Gridlock 2-pack
* Hogbog the Horrible

Totally worth bumping a 9 year old thread for that.