Hello I seem to have lost my way.

Could you please tell me what treads we were talking about vets and Naked Azure on. I can't find them for looking. They are probably right under my nose.

Thankie Dankie Peeps!

try 'What other cartoons / toys do you like?' :smile:

vets and naked Azure... mmmm... :lol:

*arches an eyebrow*
Hey Nun, you better not be getting any ideas....:razz:

*suddenly pictures a blue turtle laid out on a cold metal examining table with a lady Vet in a white coat poking and prodding over him*

Ahhhhh! The horror!!
*panics, and runs in circles*

Lady Vet sighs, grabs tranquilizer gun and shoots the panicking turtle to calm him. :evilgrin:

Ouch!!
*slows down*
Uhhh.......
Nap time!!
*falls over*
:sleep:

oops... I think that was the tomota instead...

*walks into the thread* This looks promising.

never underestimate the soothing power of the Lady Vet! :grin:

*points at azure*

uh

*looks up at vet with the long needle*

AHHHHHHH

*jumps into kali's arms*

SAVE ME SHE IS GONNA POKE ME IN THE RUMP WIT THAT THING!

*looks down at the Turtle in her arms* :evilgrin:

*wakes up to hear Coomike's yelling*
*sees the look on Kali's face*
:lol:
*starts rolling around on the floor, laughing*
You don't know what you just got yourself into, Coolmike! :lol:

*drops coolmike and pounces azure*

*confused look* i have no idea what u s talkin about she is jumping you...uh er that dont sound to hott

Agh!! Not again!!
*struggles, trying to get Kali off him*

*giggles and latches onto azure's leg* Ha ha, I've got you now!

Oh ya? We'll see about that....
*walks around the thread, with Kali attached to his leg*
Grr.....!!

*steals azure's knee pad and runs*

Hey! I need that! Aw cripe, practice with Splinter's gonna hurt if I don't have that on!
*chases after Kali*
Give that back!!! Knee pad thief!!

You're gonna have to catch me first!

*brings in his TMNT squirter filled with tomota sauce from another thread*
Ha! I gotcha now!
*fires at Kali*

Ah! No! *covers her head*

*collapses*

*walks up to the unconcious Kali*
Ah ha! The tables have finally turned......:evilgrin:

*twitches*

*takes his kneepad back*
Hmmm.....oh, the possibilities are endless! What shall I do first?
*searches his shell for a certain book*
Oh! Here it is!
*starts to read from 101 things to do with an unconcious, hormone raging, sword swinging, hardcore TMNT fan*
Heh heh heh......
*squeals in delight*
Oh!! Number 81 sounds like fun!!

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"God, I love being a turtle!"

<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: azure turtle on 2002-03-01 20:16 ]</font>

(Hey, did I ever say I was a gargoyle? I'm an omnipotent Q-like being in human form. If I was a gargoyle I wouldn't need a sword to take care of you.)

Being one would be awesome.

(An excellent point, but I wouldn't know what to call the book then. Oh wait, I know!! *goes to edit post* )

I like Gremlins best of all.

*reads edited post* ROTFLMAO! Yeah, that's better. Whoops, forgot I was unconscious. *passes out*

LOL!!!
*turns to Speed*
:???:
Hey, are you here to have fun with the unconcious TMNT fan, too?

I think he left the thread.

*shrugs*
Oh well. Back to the fun!!
*turns to Kali*
*snickers*
:evilgrin:
*continues reading the book*
Hmm...I like suggestion number 23!
"Poke the unconcious TMNT fan with a cattle prod."
Awww, now where am I gonna find a cattle prod??

Oh, I've got one! *runs out of thread*

*runs back and hands cattle prod to azure* There you go. :grin:

HA HA *evil grin, looks in mirror* I've GOT YOU NOW! *talkin to himself* you will die CLOWN! *Screams bloody murder and starts to cry*

*surprised*
Hey!! I thought you were unconcious....ah, phooey.
*sees Coolmike yelling at his own reflection*
:evilgrin:
*sneaks up behind Coolmike and pokes him with the cattle prod*

Oh yeah, I forgot again! *passes out*

AHH *TTTTTZZZZZZZZZ* YOUCHIE *looks at his shell* look at what u did! :evil: you better run for you life *takes azures cattle prod*