how do the ninja turtles...
 

go to the bathroom?

They don't.

there is a slit in the underside of the tail this is where the wee and poo come out of, trust me they do wee.

Cartoons don't have anuses.

With the exception of Ren and Stimpy and Family Guy characters, I doubt any cartoon uses a toilet.

That said... would the TMNT just run over to any place in the sewer and let it out? I mean, they live in the stuff...

I try to think of them tromping about in storm drains, rather that sewers full o' feces. It makes it happier in my brain to do so. And, I don't gag when watching the April rescue scenes.

Perhaps we should ask Buslady for the final word on the elimination habits of turtles?

OR, how 'bout this: how did the actors inside the Turtle suits for the first 3 movies go to the loo? I'm sure they didn't unsuit for every potty break.

When they mutated they gained a special compartment in their shells that works similar to how you'd empty a bagless vaccuum cleaner. Its very clean.

"That better have been a candy bar that floated by"- Freakazoid

They have cloacas in their little stumpy tails that do not really show in the cartoons but are still there.

And I do not know if the best receptacles for them would resemble urinals or toilets.

Since I have only owned female mice, I do not know how male rats would urinate- if they lift a leg like male dogs do.

It would be pretty stupid making events about them crapping throughtout the series. It just don't belong in the world of cartoons, exept a few satirical ones.

I was going to say something really mean but even I won't make fun of the handicapped.

the go to the bathroom, close the door and sit.

just like people


now if you want technical

turtles have one opening called the cloaca, this is for both waste and reproduction.

That might seriously put a damper on some fangirls' fantasies. :tlol:

Argh, I can't find the cliip I want to add to this. It's the Family Guy clip where Peter goes to the bathroom in the suit of whatever job he's working (the sequence goes thru fireman, and a few others) all because "the astronauts do it in the their suits". Then he becomes an astronaut and gets sucked into space lol.

They did make a couple fart jokes, though...

Don: I smell gas.

Raph: MIKEY!!!!!!

I like to think the turtles live in the drainage tunnels as well instead of the sewers, it keeps my sanity better. As for how the turtles go to the bathroom? Wouldn't they pee standing up just like any other male? :-? I don't really get the debate here. :ohwell:

so they just sit on the hopper to go pee like girl would?...Man I can't believe I'm actually disscussing this. :ohwell:

{turtle geek mode}
Turtles eliminate and reproduce with the cloaca as I said. Their tools are only for reproduction, not for elimination. Which is why some males who must have it removed can still eliminate. This happens sometimes, sadly.
{/turtle geek mode}

so basically since the turtles are the only ones of their kind they basically have no need for their male parts since they'll never use them. :lol:

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Yeah but nature doesnt know that and they would still keep their equipment. how do you know they'd never use them?
Mikey seems to have in V4. Leo had fun with Radical as well...in Tales.

I was talking about the turtles in the 2k3 series, and so far none of them have done the nasty with any one. So unless Raph got his freak on with Joi under the tribunals noses on that flying dragon ship of theirs, than I don't think they will ever get to. :evilgrin:

LOL knowing Raph he wouldn't pass up a cute blonde... :P

Do you think it really bothers the turtles that sex will be one thing they will will never get to have. They're teenagers and they are going to permentaly virgins their whole lives. Ahhhhhh! :o

uh...there are ways around that...;)

Maybe so. But there obviously disapointed with being outcasts and unappriciated.

ROTF, we went from talking about how the turtles use the bathroom to whether or not the turtles will ever score. :lol: :lol: :lol: :P

Well, if they have access to the web they'll sure find some perv bang on:P

To be honest, its always bothered me that they have that little strip of shell between their legs. :ohwell:

hmm, I've noticed in the 80's toon the turtles don't have that. They are actually bare there, and occassinally look like they have butt cheeks. :o

Yeah, I've been Rule 34'd a lot of times looking for TMNT pics. I somehow find the Mirage comic ones a little less creepy...

Sweet Jesus, butt cheeks.

Gross D:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/06...0086062996.jpg

looks like Mikey uses turtle wax on his rock hard buns as well as his shell. Shinney. O.o

still wish the turtles didn't have that strip ofr shell running between their legs in the current toon?

yeah their butts are yellow LOL!!
if they were to do it accurate, their tails would be right between the legs..i can see why they dont put them there but yellow butts!?!?? gah! just leave em green and bare. big freaking whoop.

as for sex, two of them got it in the mirage books

You sure got that right:P

With who? :P If i had to take an wild guess id say raph and milo and mikey and kalla:P

Leo and Radical (in tales)

Mikey and the Regenta bitch (V4)...she's totally framing his ass though....