Favorite TMNT quote??
 

Ok i was just watching TMNT 1 and realized there are some quotes that i realy love. My favorite TMNT quote of all time is "NINJA KICK THE DAM RABBIT" which mikey said inTMNT 1 as he watched the tortis and the hair.

Any way what are your favorite TMNT quotes for either the movies, cartoons, or the comics??

Let us know.

When I think of quotes there is always one that comes to mind first...I've wanted to use this in real life sometime but i have never gotten the chance...

"Does the phrase go suck a lemon hold any meaning for you?" -Raph in Enter The Shredder

My next quote would be: "Just like elvis in blue hawaii" -splinter movie 3

Third is: (I do use this in real like a lot) "Its a kodak moment" Donnie in 1

Fourth: "Fight?" "Fight" "Kitchen?" "Kitchen" Donnie and mike in 1

and lastly "rat faced dude guy" HA HA HA!!! Splinter in michaelangelo meets bugman.

Splinter's "...Rat-Faced Dude Guy" quote was really funny.

I can't decide on a fave one at the moment, but here's one I really enjoy:

Shredder: "Don't worry Krang, Bebop and Rocksteady will return with the equipment on schedule, you'll see"
Krang: "Well they'd better for your sake! *Turns a Dark Purple Color* If those two bumbling cretins spoil my plans you're gonna pay for it big time!"
Shredder: "I never realized how purple brings out the lavender in your eyes"
Krang: "Why thank you, do you think....ARRRRGGGGG!!!!!!"


:lol:

Donnie: Perimeter's quiet...
Leo: Yeah, a little too quiet.
Mikey: C'mon...
Donnie: Knock, knock...well, that was easy!
Leo: Yeah, a little too easy.
Donnie: Look! It's Raph!
Mikey: Yeah, a little too Raph!

My favorites of all time come from the first movie:

*All sitting around fire*
Raph: Leo, if you brought us out here for nuthin'...
Don: Don't worry i came prepared!
*Don pulls out marshmellows on a stick and a bag of marshmellows*
Don: hehehe
Leo: Put those away!
Don: hehe........
*Mike hits Don in the shoulder and motions for him to put the stuff away*

*Turtles hear a sound in the little locker type thing in the corner and they all pull out their weapons*
Scattered mumbles: Huh? What's that?
*Turtles run to the door and pull it open*
All: AHA!
*Danny is seen crouching in the corner*
Danny: Don't shoot!
Raph: I don't think it's loaded kid!

I'm not sure if this one is exact, but everyone gets the jist. From the same scene as the last.
Casey: Woah, woah, woah. What's all this about spending the night down here?
Don: You're a clostraphobic!
Casey: Huh? You wanna fist in the face?
Don: Mm mm.
Casey: I've never even LOOKED at another guy before!

I never got that one until I was MUCH older! It is funny though

Also my fav...

Sceptre: "I need a place..."
Renet: "Oh! Umm... Ah, New York? I love New York! That's where I want to go!"
Sceptre: "I need a date..."
Renet: "Huh? Well, I could probably fix you up with a cute walking stick..."
Sceptre: "A year, stupid!"
-TMNT #8

"Now lemme get this straight -- Junkie grabs purse, turtles follow junkie into old abandoned warehouse, turtles recover purse, turtles return purse to owner via owner's dog... then... a big white cube appears. Okay. I'll buy that."
-TMNT #16

"Careful, boys -- This is the part where she starts hugging."
-TMNT #16

This proves my theory that they were some sort of dysfunctional couple in that show. :evilgrin:

Looks like time for Spelling with Skeletoncrew, Casey is claustrophobic.

Leo: Read it and weep, Michelangelo!
Raph: How can he? His stomach's in the way! (Sky Turtles)

Don: Hmmmmm, I guess they're not game show fans!
Mike: And I thought everybody loved Vanna! (first movie)

Don: It's the news lady!
Mike: Can we keep her????? (first movie)

April: Why don't I ever dream of Harrison Ford? (first movie)

Don: I think I just swallowed a frog! Hope it wasn't an ancestor...(third movie)

But seriously, if it was said in a TMNT universe, I like it.

The first quote that jumps to mind is:

"God, I love being a turtle!"

Gotta love that one. :D

Shredder in "Cowabunga Shredhead": "Oh, tubuloso, there's some cheese left in this shredder..."

And I have to second "God, I love being a turtle!" It's the most memorable one for me. :)

Donny and Mikey's dialog in TMNT 1 was great:

Mikey: Fight?
Donny: Fight.
Mikey: Kitchen?
Donny: Kitchen.

In the kitchen

Mikey: Porkrind?
Donny: PORKRIND!


The dialog between Donny and Casey in TMNT 1 was good too.

Donny: You're claustrophobic.
Casey: Shut your mouth, I ain't never looked at a man that way before.

And Raph's dialog with Casey.

Raph: A Jose Consako bat? Tell me you didn't pay money for this.
Casey: Oh, 2 for 1 sale.

Wow, thanks to you know I don;t have to type these ones up ^^
Those are my favorites too actualy, that and the "A little to raph" joke

"The mutation didn't up their IQ's any" -Donatello during their first encounter with Bebop and Rocksteady.

Here's some of my favorite lines-

Turtles at the Earth's Core

LEONARDO: "We've got to go after it!" (referring to the diplotacus)
MICHAELANGELO: "Like, how come?"
RAPHAEL: "Because if we didn't, it won't be much of an episode."
MICHAELANGELO: "Oh, right."

Peking Turtle

KRANG: (talking to Shredder over the communicater) "Perhaps for one you'll pull off a task successfully."
SHREDDER: "Why thank you, Krang."
KRANG: "Yeah, and I might begin to LIKE BROCCOL!"
SHREDDER: "Well if this plan really works, I won't need my little fat-head friend anymore."

From Ep. 6, "The Return of the Shredder"

April O'Neil (on TV): So far, no one knows the identity of the green heroes who stopped this crime spree. But whoever you are, thanks. *winks*

Mikey: Right on, babe!

Don: She was winking at me, you know!

Mikey: You're totally warped, dude! She was winking at me!

Raph: Get real, you guys!! It was meant for yours truly!!

Leo: I hate to argue, fellas, but I think she meant it for me!

*the Turtles argue*

April (on TV): Hold it, fellas. If you must know, I was winking at.......Splinter.

*the Turtles are in disbelief*

Splinter: Age has it's privileges.

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I viewed this episode last night, and I thought it was a good scene.

Donnie: THese guys sure aren't lumber jacks!
Michaelangelo: Tell me about it! The only thing safe in the woods, would be the trees!

Guy in Cab: What the hell was that?
Cab driver: I dunno. Looked like a turtle...in a trench coat. So you headed to fifth and main?

The funny thing is in that scene, the guy in the back of the cab is the guy who does Raphael's voice. Just thought I'd let you guys know if you hadn't.

I'm not sure exactly how the quote goes, maybe someone can help me out with it.

But it involved Raph and Baxter from the original cartoon

Raph says something like "you'd better, or I'm gonna hafta get... Sarcastic!"
and then Baxter's like "nooo"

I remember seeing it a long time ago. I always loved it. I've been downloading old eps lately looking for it. No luck so far :tcry:

but anyways, ya it's my fave.

wow I used to say that when I was little alot. It was like my favorite saying I completely forgot it was from the TMNT until I saw you wrote that! I'd like to know what episode that's from, too!

OOOH yeah I remember that episode. I have it!

"You better start talkin, or I'm gonna have to get...sarcastic."
"He's in an abndoned house on fourth and main! You can't miss it!"

:lol: :lol: Pussy,

"Wise man say forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza." (Mike from TMNT1) These are hilarious! Especially that shredder/krang one. :lol:

please someone tell us the ep :D

Its from "A thing about rats' ! :D season 1, ep 3

I like the quote that goes Cassy: "Never win a game of golf with out an eight iron" or something like that.

or when Raph,Don and leo Described the Ship lackeys as the 3 Stooges

"Well if it ain't the three Stooges", "Ya Moe,Larry and Curry Nah,Nah"

One the Ship lackeys"Wet Willy?" :P (wet willy attack at 2 o'clock in his ears)

Finally when a few ship mates opened the hut door and found Micky
"My heros", AHHHH! "Wait I'm really a princess in disguied

Oh I liked that part.

:-?

All I remember was him saying, "I'll never call golf a dull game again!" after he hurls Tatsu across the room with a golf club.

It was probably that quote. I need to read the scripts or something to get these quotes right. :roll:

Oh yeah, I'd have to agree. ;)

Then he kissed his golf club :lol:
That was a good one too...

"April, I'm sorry your fired"
Phone falls and hits foot soldier
"You can say that again chuck!"

(I dunno If I remember this one all that well...)
"Fine, I wouldn't ask for your help if you were the last... thing on earth!!"
"well fine!"
*door slams
"Comin' along nicely"

you gotta love casey

Oh, boy! What a great topic. I'm gonna have fun with this one. :) The first quote is my favorite, followed by some quotes that I can think of off the top of my head.

"So help me . . . if I get trashed . . . ONE MORE TIME . . . I am quitting the show!" - Raphael, from "The Starchild"

"Have those stone warriors nab April O'Neil."
"Hhhmmm, not a bad idea. Although we've done that at least 30 times before, but hey, who's counting?" - Krang and Shredder, from "Peking Turtle"

"Ninja Pizza; what's your pleasure?" - Shredder, from "Pizza by the Shred"

"Guys, we're in serious sewer sludge." - Donatello, from "Leonardo Lightens Up"

"'A piece of cake', someone said? It looks more like a mud-pie to me!" - Krang, from "Turtles at the Earth's Core"

"Nothing ever works in this stupid place!" - Krang, from "Plan 6 from Outer Space"

"Why don't you jettison your android body? That would give us more room."
"Why don't you jettison your head? It's the most USELESS OBJECT IN HERE!" - Shredder and Krang, from "The Foot Soldiers Are Revolting"

"Holy guacomole with hot sauce and jalapeños!" - Michaelangelo, from "Shredder Triumphant!"

"Where's the beef?" - Raphael, from "Mutagen Monster"

Raphael: "What would Dregg want with a bunch of old clocks?"
Michaelangelo: "Maybe the dude's got a lot of time on his hands."
Raphael: "Ah-ha! . . . Leave the comedy to professionals, Michaelangelo." - from "Split-Second"

I know there are more (just check any of my past posts; I always finish them with a quote from the old cartoon), but I can't think of anymore off the top of my head.

"Mother?!" - Shredder, from "Shredder's Mom"

I always thought in the first movie they said "Bite?" "Bite" "Kitchen?" "Kitchen" That made more sense to me cuz they went to eat in the kitchen, not to fight in it. I also like in the 3rd movie when the turtles go "Wet willy time!" and the Fat ship guy says "Wet whatum?"

They were saying "Fight" because Leo and Raph were arguing. :)

I think Charles says "I know this comes as a blow.." then the phone hits 'em. I like that qoute too. :)

Classic Vernon quote:

"I'll go cover my rear...uh THE rear!"
:lol: :lol:

Well almost all my fav's have been mentioned but hears one from the very first issue of TMNT, when the Turtles are fighting the Foot and seem to be loosing:

"They... are... good... but we... are... BETTER!!!!!!!"

Then the Turtles decimate the small army of Foot soldiers.

It was really cool how the art wen't with the feeling of the scene in that part, it really impressed me.

Donatello: Hey, Michaelangelo, how come you're not shouting "cowabunga!"?

Michaelangelo: Well, to be honest, I'm getting bored with it. Hey, how about this? Yabba dabba...!! *Don shields Mikey's mouth with hand*

Donatello: No, it's just not you.

From "Beneath These Streets"

Here's another good one from "Sky Turtles":

Rocksteady: "Hey, look! A lady's dress shop."
Bebop: "Gee, I've never been in one before!"

I read that quote, and I get this funny image of Bebop and Rocksteady shopping for lingerie.

Maybe something dainty and with lace . . . :)

"Hey, dude, why don't you take that bony nose of yours and blow?" - Michaelangelo, from "Sky Turtles"

Here's a great scene from "Turtles to the Second Power"

LEONARDO: "Thanks for your help, guys"
PAST LEO: "Hey, you'd do the same for us."
DONATELLO: "Well, sure. I mean... we are you!"
PAST DON: "Yeah, kinda spooky."
RAPHAEL + PAST RAPH: "So, you're me huh? Sorry, after you. No no, I insist. You go first. ::both sigh, talk slightly out of sync:: this sin't working!"

"Bossa Nova!! ...uh... Chevy Nova?"
-Donnie from the first movie. *sighs dreamily*