Paris Hilton needs a friend
 

Just when I thought stupid reality tv shows couldn't get any more inane and contrived this gem pops up. There's going to be a new reality tv show where a bunch of girls (and I think a hand ful of guys) will be competeing for the exalted status of Paris hilton's new BFF. :|

Seriously who the hell in their right f*cking mind would want to be Paris Hilton little pet--I mean best friend? God, I weep when I see things like this, this is what television has been reduced too.

Who else has heard about this? And who here is actually going to watch it?

I'm going to start a series called Paris Hilton Needs to STFU.

Masochists.

I pity you, if it's such an issue for you.

Like I said, masochists.

I've seen this show sadly, and when I see things like this out in the world it makes me wonder why the hell there aren't more serial killers.

She stole the idea from South Park... Remember that episode where they parody The Bachelor, and Stan, Cartman, and Kyle look for a replacement for Kenny?

Only that was watchable.

When's that start? I can't wait! ^_^

Oh my God, Whining about celebrities?

Who would've thought?!

This made me feel better.

Oh my God, Paris panting in the back seat?

Who would've thought?!

So, what crap-ball network is this gonna run on? Fox? Seems like their bag. The CW? They have enough crap for that demographic of spoiled white rich girl lovers. A&E, the we're not artful or entertaining anymore network? I'd stake my claim that it would either be MTV or E!

My life is over! Paris gets her own show and animal cookies are gone! I blame the terrorists! And the economy!

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAH!

It's currently airing on MTV since Sept 30th and Paris wrote and sings the theme song (which will be on her upcoming new album). I haven't seen any eps of the show but I heard the theme song and well she sounds like pre-insanity Britney now.

Paris ALWAYS had a show. people just can;'t get enough of her good looks:

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Yum... gimme some of that! :tsweatdr:

ugh...I saw some of this. Looks like Paris being put in jail for a while and humilated on tv didn't make her learn any thing. :roll: I would have throught the experience would have mellowed her out some but she still acts like a self previliaged saltine rich bitch.

Do you know she wanted to give a few of the girls make overs and when some them didn't like the idea she almost got rid of them? She's not looking for a friend, she's looking for a door mat. ANd how much do you want to bet this is going to stretch out over several seasons where Paris Hilton tries diffrent sets of girls to find her BFF because the one she had before didn't work out. :roll:

There is no Paris Hilton. What are you talking about? *shuts his eyes, covers his ears, and begins humming loudly*

I'm pretty sure Kinkotsuman would beat Paris in a beauty contest. And outweigh her by a dozen pounds.

(Smiles that someone knows who he is... that made my day)

See, this is the thing...everyone bitches and complains about this girl. They say they get her shoved down their throat so god damn much...I seriously never hear anything about her until she gets a new show or something. Do you people do nothing but watch TV?

My sister and girlfriend both love watching the Paris Hilton shows, and I STILL don't hear about her as much as people say they do.

It's not but people whining like little children. She's rich and "famous" and you aren't. Get the hell over it.

Yeah... we should all get over it and work hard cleaning toilets of greedy sh**s like her, especially those of us who p*ssed hundreds of thousands of dollars that we'll never pay off to go to college.

Who doesn't know Kinnikuman's rival from the Planet Dokuro?

Dude, you clean toilets? Gross.

But... Where's the fun in that?

wow...get off your high horse already. Every one can take that she's rich it's the fact she famous for no other reason than being a low class snotty brat that seems to rub people the wrong way. It seems now a days all you have to do to get on tv is have no talent with an over active libido and be really loud and obnoxious and you get the lime light and exposure and obtain "famous" status. While other people who go to school and study acting and pour their hearts into their craft and have actual talent can't catch a break.

Let's please tone down the personal attacks around here, or this thread will need to be locked.

Hey, if anyone knows that life is soul crushingly, sadistically unfair, it's me. Hell, I'm all but numb to it. I can accept she was born into wealth, and doesn't need to work a day in her life. I can accept that a lot of people are. But what I can't take is that she's famous because she's rich and has sex tapes. Much as I hate Miley Cyrus, she at least does something, and worked to some extent on whatever that is that just can't be called a craft with a straight face.

But you know, the more I think about it, I shouldn't hate Paris for being rich and being famous for being rich... In fact, I applaud her for standing up to McCain's cartoonish propaganda machine ads.... the blame is pointed soully at the people who MADE her famous. The American public. You'd think with everyone a few stock market points from waiting in 1970's and 80's bread lines, we'd stop idolizing the rich, anorexic, whiney, sexually overactive blonde white girls. But look at the CW's line up.

People who turn into her show, even ironically are just fueling her celebrity. If her stupid shows were to lose viewers, then they wouldn't want to keep making more and more of them. Same goes with the rest of the reality shows. If I wanna watch the real life worst of humanity, I can turn on the news. Reality TV is a long lasting fad because people keep tuning in. And while I'd love to see people jump back on unionized scripted television again, but that's a long process.

This is a terrible attitude. Don't define your own life by what other people do. I love making fun of Paris just as much as the next guy does, but if being famous for no reason was the worst crime a person could commit the world would be a much nicer place. Whining about who does or doesn't 'deserve' what is for losers. Are you a loser?

Complaining about other peoples' lives being better than my own makes me feel POWERFUL!

Did you read the friggin' post? I'm not even complaining about her anymore. I'm complaining about the idiots that MADE her famous for doing nothing. The people who buy gossip magazines, the people who buy any stupid product because someone's name is on it.
I'm just saying these people shouldn't be celebrated for being whores. We're in a country that pisses and moans that we have no morals, and THIS is the reasons why.

Secondly... WHY THE F**** DOES EVERYONE POST NEGATIVE NEWS THAT GETS NEGATIVE REACTIONS IF PEOPLE KEEP WHINING ABOUT HOW PEOPLE GIVE NEGATIVE REACTIONS TO IT?!?!? I call for a moratorium on bullsh*t like this. We'd all be a lot happier if we didn't have people complaining about complaints. And that's worse than complaining about anything else.

But Paris Hilton having her own show isn't negative news. It's not even news.

There, I made things a bit more accurate for you.

As for why people keep posting stupid news, I've been wondering that myself.

I'm speaking my peace and leaving the subject...

Am I a loser? the same way Charlie brown is a loser. I work hard, struggle to overcome everything, just to see the football get pulled away from me every time. I kept pressing forward and yet kept going further and further away from everything.

Personally, my "stupidity" comes from being instilled with bulls** morals that hard work and determination gets you where you want to be, and that good triumphs over evil. Bullsh**!

Soon I learned one thing... complaining about stuff and doing nothing about it yields the same result as working hard.

So basically, I'm just giving up trying anything and trying to do anything... working for dreams and crap like that. After all, the world can have it's minus minded pablum with no complaint from me, because... after all, no matter what you do, you can't beat the system.

"Loser" out!

:blanksta: Wow... That's not healthy to let this get under your skin like that. You can't stop Paris from being a worthless individual, so why try? Griping about her success/controversy is what keeps her afloat.

Paris nothing. It's like that with everything. I'm surprised that I'm not completely numb to it yet.

What about horrorphobics, like me?

Oh... That sucks. :ohwell:

Dude, how far is your self pity gonna get you? Really? At least Paris Hilton doesn't lack confidence, which you clearly do.

She needs a brain too they going to make a TV series out of that?

Because statically most serial killers are white males and as you've noticed the amount of those is dwindling in the US. You don't hear many cases of Latino or Asian serial killers and there's only been one, if I recall correctly, case of a African American serial killer. Though I'm sure that will change in the coming future.

Like I said...