Man makes petition to marry cartoon/comic characters
 

http://www.news.com.au/technology/st...014239,00.html

I just have to say a couple things about this:

1: Why not? A woman married the Berlin Wall in 1972.

2: Everything in Vegas...

3: Would allowing people to marry fictional characters include allowing them to have multiple spouses?? Cuz the turtles are gonna have alot of wives... :lol:

I have no idea where the petition is but Im looking for it!

What the hell is wrong with Japan lately? Talk about fitting a stereotype.

http://www.findingdulcinea.com/news/...e-Too-Far.html

This and the story about the kid who murdered all those animals in the same time span. What is the world coming to?

How do cartoon characters consent to this? Besides, what do these people expect to happen when not even same-sex marriages, a sane union, are recognised?

I personally have no problem with this. Yeah, it's strange, but we live in a strange world.

First I'd like to say that marrage its self is a joke. It's purely man-made, nothing "devine" about it. All it is really is just a legal contract to be able to own another human and their posessions.
People can be happily together for their whole lives without doing this silly dated ritual.

That said, who the hell gives a damn if someone marries a cartoon character? Does it affect my life or your life or anybodys life? No.
There's one of several mottos I go by, and it goes something like this... "If it harms no one, than why not?"

I couldn't care less if a man married a goat or a woman married a banana. So I certainly don't give a flying rat's a** about anyone marrying a fictional character.


Infact, hand me the petition. I'll sign it. Anything to stick it to the Man.

If I had a nickel for every time some one said "What is the world coming to?" The world has ALWAYS been f*cked up, just now it's messed up in a more modern way.

No big deal. If someone can be happy married to a cartoon, then so be it.

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I think your comeback has just overshadowed the whole thread about cartoon character marrying.

Welcome back, prodigal daughter.

Oh yeah they can do whatever they want. What my over played comment was referring to was this.

Your right though the world is a messed up place. I've just been reading the news more lately then I usually do.

Me too...Im definatly gonna sign it....if I can find it that is. None of the articles have a link to it. Hrm... :ohwell:

Does this mean we finally get to see Fangirls tearing each other apart to find out who can marry Donatello?

I have here $1.36 that say Jo will marry Donnie!

Haha! Prodigal daughter... I like that.



Oh hell yeah. Jo would even kick my ass brutally if Don was on the table. No joke!

Not sure how a marraige between a real person and a fictional character owned by a creator would work out. Of course marraige is being treated like a joke when this sort of stuff arises :P No way anything legally binding is going to make the ring on the fingers of such a union (if you can call it that) mean the same as the rings on the fingers of a bog standard married couple.

I'll sign the petition in good fun.

===HERO

What would happen if a person married a character they created? Wouldn't that be a bit like marrying one of their own children?

Hmm, if in order to allow fictional characters to get married they would first have to be recognised as actual citizens, wouldn't that make it rape since they can't actually consent to said marriage?

In any case this could never end well, because you just know sooner or later someone would want to marry Jesus, and then the sh*t would hit the fan.

I'm having flashbacks of Eight Crazy Nights....

You know, it's probably best not to think about this too much, but if you marry a car you can at least... consummate.

Everyone shut the hell up, this is not okay. You're all disgusting. I seriously hate everyone in the entire world now. All because of this.

You need a nap.

I laughed so hard I got a tear in my eye.

I CONCUR! :P

Now, let's find that petition...

Btw, would you be a pedophile if you fantasized about ****ing a cartoon kid? Just asking.. :|

Oh I'm sure we can somehow persuade you to change your opinion...

http://img48.imageshack.us/img48/3967/shadowxm8.jpg

I do believe he's still available...





Y'know, that's a good question. I've met a few people who are into hentai that revolves around children, and I'm like "Dude! You're into child porn hentai???", and he goes "It's not child porn! It's lolii!" ...or whatever they call it. Some Japanese term.
Anyway, while it's not the real deal, it is still pretty ****ed up. I mean, there IS a line somewhere. Like really, what's the appeal in kids when you got well-endowed men and buxom women in the average adult manga?

Oh, it's on now.

Yeah, of course. I mean, it's not like anime lovers are attracted to the actual paper or pixels; it's the suggestion of (what is usually) a human female that gets them off. If you're into kids, you're into kids.

I didn't find the petition but I DID find this website where when you click on the character you marry them...

OS Donatello is currently married to 34 people!! :lol:

2K3 Raphael is married to 27 people.

I wonder tho who those 6 people married to Leatherhead must have been thinking...

The TMNT are in cartoons but not comics.
http://www.myfconline.com/?do=view&type=series&cat_id=7

Some women and men go for the big burly rugged men with the sensitive soul. Kinda like that big guy from that movie 'The Green Mile'.

Quick question:
If I say, married April O'neil, and we ended up getting divorced, would she get half my stuff?

Yes, but you'd have to make a drawing of it first.

Dang...

I guess I'll just stay single for now.

*sigh*

Holy ****! That's hilarious! :lol:


hmm... I wonder who'd I marry...

Hannah is VERY anti-furry. Which is probably why she and I clash so much.

Shadow? Meh... Im more into Knuckles and Tails.... but since Tails is like 13 Im willing to wait for him to become legal.... :shifty:

I don't think you know the history Hannah and Shadow share, man.

Indeed, she used to be way into Shadow...WAY INTO HIM!!

Sorry for being an ignorant slut individual.

:D Sorry I love old SNL references.

S, you ignorant slut!

That's how it usually starts.

Furries ruined Fifi LaFume and Gadget of Rescue Rangers. I've seen HORRIBLE HORRIBLE things popping up during engine searches. But if you're into it, you're into it, I supposed.

When I read this, I thought it was something about forcing cartoons to marry each other. Who can forget Olive Oyl and Popeye marrying... I mean, besides everybody?

I wondered how happily married Jessica Rabbit is ;)

===HERO

Fairly...She and Roger have been through a lot and always reconcile. Sorry. Hero.

That and I hear Roger is packin' a serious toy.

Well he is an anthropomorphic rabbit, and rabbits are known for one thing...