Down with the hamsters!!!
 

Who here doesn't like hamsters? (Don't defend them Angel Queen! They are annoying little creatures.) What kind of animals don't you people like?

I used to have this idea for Teenage Mutant Ninja Gerbils.

:lol: me and my brother had a joke about Teenage Mutant Karate Geribls :lol:

I did like hampsters.....untill something happened....now I see clearly that they are evil space aliens here too eat our brains!...........err......oops.....wrong thread! :embarass:

:lol: :evilgrin:

Yeah... hamsters suck. They are just these fuzzy little things that eat, sleep, look cute, and stink up their play red tubes.

I had nothing but gerbils for 5 long years of my childhood. I took care of them, bred them, showed them in 4-H.. then finally had to give up on them when the Pet Stores stopped taking the littlers. Stuuuupid hamsters put me out of the gerbil business. No one wanted to buy a cute, widdle, baby gerbil. They only wanted those friggin furry squeaks. :dead:

Kungfu Gerbils will rule the world again!

One day... soon! just you see.... :evilgrin:

Oh they will... oh yes.... *grabs Kendo stick for protection

I don't see anything wrong with hamsters. It's octopuses we have to worry about...

Damn.. now I really wish I had a second Kendo stick...

Pre-Pubescent Kung Fu Gophers would beat the crap out of them. ;)

Nah... Radical Radioactive Rabid Rats are quite capable of kicking Gerbil ass.

(this... I found otu the hard way when my friends and I decided to put our pet gerbils and rats on the same couch together. Needless to say.. my poor gerbil died. :( )

Sorry I couldn't post the picture on these forums, since there is no upload feature, and I couldn't host it since my ftp isn't working right now for some odd reason, but i uploaded it to my stie so you could see, lol, geriatric jujitsu gangrene gerbils, or close to that order.... :P
http://www.wheeljack.com/forums/show...s=&threadid=82

They had several similair TMNT parody comics in the late 80's, one of them being Radioactive Hamsters. Aw, sweet sweet times.

:tread: Don: mmm...How to get hamsters to make electricity?

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in a sense... thats what i am /do .. except the whole be cute thing.. and its hard damnit :x our kind deserve more credit
lol ... o jeez ... :P

You know when I was real little I wrote a story about the turtles..... only they were spiders, and the bad guys were birds.

errr....and does this relate to hampsters? N/M don't answer that......

nope no more hampsters for me.....I'm sticking to things that cats can't eat......and that I don't have to waste five precious dollars on every three years to buy a new one :P :roll:

what in the hell is wrong with you people ??!!!!!

Hampsters are second best !!!!!! only beat out by my pet squirrel !!!!!!!!

What is wrong with you.....I think you're the only one who actually like them in this discussion!

Yea, and I already told you not to stick up for them................not that I care about that though. I just can't stand hamsters as you could have seen from my comic.

OOOoo......hehe.....The comic.....that was great :lol: I'm still laughing....................you know...you should make some cleaner ones to post on this forum! And I could prolly post it for you Tasuki cause I have a scanner, but it's up to you!

Mmm.. still don't like hamsters. :evilgrin:

Rats are second best after gerbils. Except for my freind's rat. *glares at evil rat* "Ooooo.. ya dirty rat, you killed my gerbil!" :P

I might not be able to make the hamster jokes any cleaner. Especially considering the fact that I hate hamsters with the passion. My hate for them has replaced my hate for horses. So I don't think horses are that bad anymore. (It really is that bad!) Oh, yea and I could care less about the cute thing. Their annoying behavior overrules all that cute stuff.....Stupid.....Nocturnal..............THINGS ! Eeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. I'm going to eat those hamsters someday. I was trying to be nice to them by giving them away, but that didn't work. So the next best thing was to take everthing out of their cage at night so I could sleep. I even put them in fish tanks so I didn't have to hear them chewing on their cages at night, but that didn't work either. Now they chew at the glass........I hope they get glass splinters between their teeth. Raaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!! Or......or........I could just..............fufill my wish of becoming a hamster cerial killer. Mwwwwwwwaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha!!! I'll get 'em with a tooth pick!!!............................OKay, maybe I'm going just a little bit overboard. Heh heh. :goofygri:

*ahem* a little overboard......yeah you could say that......

And you have still never told me what your deal with horses is.....I'm never gonna invite you over if your gonna try and kill mine......were you traumatized by one or something? I mean I could really see the hating hampster thing.....but horses are really quite gentle and quiet (most of them anyways) and they are dayturnal (is that a word?)

*falls over laughing*

You think hamsters are bad about that... then don't get a gerbil. They are worse! Gerbils are even more obssessed with chewing and scratching and jumping and thumping. Not to mention the occasional squeaking. I was smart enough to keep their cage nt eh living roof, the furthest room away from the bedrooms. :D

But.. what's worng wit horses? Aside from the fatc they like to step on one's foot... :goofygri:

*gives tasuki a box turtle* there.. a nice quiet harmless pet for yah. Just remember to feed him, change his water, and keep him warm, and he'll be good to you. :wink:

Nice...yes....quiet...yes.....harmless......no.... .......Turtles make great pets for dedicated people....especially the more aquatic ones....they are a pain to care for....and man can they bite!

I like hamsters!And rats, guinea pigs...all rodents in general.
Other than them dying too fast i dont see a problem with em.
OMG fighting gerbils! :D that rocks..

I don't really hate horses, I just say that I do. That's all. I don't really care about gerbils. I just like to torture hamsters. It's my hobby........ :evilgrin: Just be glad I don't torture people. Oh, and thanks for the turtle.....I think I'll name it...... Genbu. I'll buy some snake friends for it to hang out on his back.