Welcome to another episode of As the Forum Turns. (Brought over from other threads, the most recent being Newbie here!! We'll try and keep our 'game' confined to proper threads. The problem with soap operas is that you get lost if you haven't been there since the beginning. :razz:)

The last time we saw our friends, Kali had just gotten in trouble for pulling a prank on Leo. Leo also got in trouble for losing his temper and almost seriously injuring Kali. After they had both cooled down, Kali went to apologize to Leo when he told her that "there's something really important I have to tell you."
Machias and Nunchucker were/are desperately trying to find out what Leo told Kali that was so important.

*Machias sat at the entrance of the cave, wracking her brain of what to do*

Dang it, Leo said somethng to kali, but what? Hmmm... I wonder...Im gonna go look for Leo and talk to him.

*Meanwhile, Mike and don are talking about the events of the past week or two.*

mikeyC: Man, you get grounded for a month, and you miss alot...

donC: Well, its pretty simple. Machias was pulling a bunch of pranks, her, Raph and Kali gotinto a big fight, then she got into it with Splinter, and then you guys pulled thids thing with Leo. I thought it was a little funny until Leo attacked me tho...
*glares at Mikey*

MikeyC: Unlucky bystander?

*Don threw a greasy rag at Mikey and continued his work on something in the cave.*

~whose next???~
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*Leo appears from inside the cave, sees Machias, then quickly goes back inside.*

*Machias saw movement out ofth corner of her eye, and turned to see Leo retreating.*

Hey, Leo! Can i ask you soemthing?

*Leo groans* Um, could this wait? I really don't feel like talking right now.

What is your problem/ I didnt do this, Kali did! You got something against me now?

*she folded her arms, and looked at Leo defiantly, waiting for an answer when...*

*Leo sighed* No, nothing against you, I don't feel like talking to ANYONE. *sees the look on Machias' face* Okay, what's the question?

*she prevents herself from smiling, and looks into Leo's deep eyes*

What was it that you told Kali? You can trust me, i wont breathe a word to anyone.

:oops: Uh, can you pick another question? That's kinda personal. Besides, we aren't on good enough terms for me to tell you something like that.

What?! *snort* Well, let me know when we're on goodterms, and i'll get back to you!

*Machias stormed away, angry that he was treating her like this. Don and Mike paused to see her walk by. Mike greeted her, but only recieved the cold blowoff.*

MikeyC: Woah, what was THAT about?

DonC: I dont know. I gotta go wash off. I'll be back.
*Don approached the cave seeing Leo standing alone, thinking. don wasnt sure what to say. He still hurt from the slam in the lockerroom. He paused a second before asking*

DonC: Hey, Leo, whats going on?

LOL!! Looks like the drama has already started in this thread :smile: Anyway, have fun, dudettes. I need to get going. School calls.
*le sigh*
*vanishes in a blue puff of smoke*

bye Azure!

Leo: Not much. I just wish Machias would mind her own business. What I told Kali is none of her business.

Don: What did you tell Kali?

Leo: It's none of your business either. *sighs* Don, I'll be in big trouble if anyone finds out.

*don looked at his brother, curious as to why he was acting like this*
DonC: Machias just like to have fun. What's bugging you?

*he could see Leo looking at him suspiciously, and sighed*

DonC:Come on Leo, its me. Would i do anything? talk to me. Even Leaders and older brothers need to talk about their problems.

*Leo looks around* Okay, but you have to swear that you will never tell anyone ever. Raph will kill me if he gets wind of this.

DonC: Dont worry, i wont say a word.

*Leo and Don stepped to a quieter place away from the caves and sat down.*

*Meanwhile, Raph was working out in the dojo, taking his agressions out on the punching bag.*

RaphC: *punch* That *punch* asshole's *punch* gonna pay *punch* for hurting Kali*punch* .
*Raph gave the bag one more swift punch before heading over to the weapons rack, pulling out two shuriken.*

RaphC: He's always frickin getting on me about my temper and look at what he does! Those Damn pics started this ****.
*he pasued again, remember how everything had unfolded. He snapped his fingers.*
Machias! that bitch is gonna pay for this crap...

*he threw the shurikens and headed off to the showers*

*Leo looks at the ground* Damnit Don, I have no idea what I'm going to do.
Don: About what?
Leo: I... I think... I think I'm falling for Kali.
Don: Raph's gonna kill you.
*Leo tucks his head into his shell* I know!

Meanwhile...
*Kali appears in the dojo just after Raph left* Geez, looks like the Foot attacked this place.

~Leo needs medical help!~

*Raph came out of the showers, drying himself off with a towel.*

RaphC: Hey, babe. nah, just practicing.
*raph pulled Kali close to him, the water rolling off him drenching the front of her shirt.*

RaphC: oops, you'll have to take it off and stick it in the dryer.

*Raph smirked, grateful that he was lucky to have Kali in his life, hoping that nothing would ever make them part.*


*Meanwhile, Machias sat by the pool, glowering, when she felt a hand on her shoulder.*

What the hell do you-

*she clamped her mouth shut when she turned to see Splinter standing beside her.*

Oh, im sorry, Sensei. I guess i'm not doing too well today...

*Splinter sat down on the rock across in front of her, seeing her anger glowing like a candle.*

SpC: What is troubling you, Child?

*Machias sighed. Maybe, she thought, Splinter knows what's up leos shell*

Oh, Leo's just being a jerk. I asked him a simple question, and he totally blew me off. i wish i understood why he hates me...



*Where else, a young turtle snickered. Mike had heard the cnversation between Leo and Don, and decided that he was going to have some fun now...*
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~You there Kali?~

~Sorry, got kicked again. I can't wait until I have my own computer.~

*smirk* Nah, I'll just use your towel. *steals the towel and runs from the room. But not TOO fast*
Raph: Hey! *chases after her*
*looks back* Ha, you couldn't catch a cold! *is suddenly swept off her feet*
*Raph grins* You're cold, does that count?
~~~
*Leo sank farther into his shell* It's not like I'm in love with her. But there's something about her. She annoys the hell out of me sometimes, but I can't seem to stay mad at her.
Don: And you told her how you felt.
Leo: Uh huh.

DonC: And what was here reaction?

LeoC: well....

*Meanwhile, Mike finds Machias talking to Splinter and thinks. What would happen if she knew? What would happen if Raph knew? Mike felt like performing an experiment. He departed them and went to his room. there, he grabbed a piece of paper, a pen and started writing.*

~Dear Raphael,
I've wanted to talk to you about something important. You see, I've been talking to Leo, and found out something interesting. Leo and Kali have been getting together behind your back. Leonardo is in love with Kali.I hated to break this to you, cuz you dont deserve to be treated that way.
Ive also wanted to say something else. I care about you. More than Kali ever could. I love you with all my heart, and wish for us to be together. Please let me know how you feel.
Love,
Machias Banshee~

MikeyC: This is gonna be sweet!

*Mike hurried to the hall, and after making sure no one was around, slipped the letter under Raph's door and left.*

~Man, you ARE being evil today, aren't you?~

*Leo lifted his head out of his shell* She was kinda surprised, but at least she didn't laugh in my face. I didn't expect her to drop everything and run away with me or anything, but I just needed to tell her.
Don: And?
Leo: And she was kinda silent. That's when I kissed her.
Don: You what? Have you been using that Turtle wax again?
Leo: No, that just it! That stupid wax made me realize how I really felt.
~~~
*Kali pulled Raph's arm* Come on, I wanna see that movie.
Raph:*groan* Okay, but we're seeing it in my room. I don't like the main room, too public.
*rolls her eyes* fine. I'll go get the movie and meet you in your room.
*Raph kissed her before she left then headed for his room. He opened the door and nearly walked over the note on his floor.* What do we have here?

~Yes i am! :grin:~

*Machias was wandering the caves, brooding after Splinter told her not to worry about Leo's behavior, and to leave him be. She soon saw Mike walking around and decided she needed a good laugh.*

Hey Mike!

*Mike jumped slightly at her voice, and then approached her, smiling.*

MikeyC: Hey, Machias. What's up?

Not much.

MikeyC:Hmm... hey, you wanna go see Don's new gadget? Its a heater for the hottub, so we dont have to bike a marathon to get it heated up.

Cool, lets check it out.

*Mike and Machias walked over to the hottub, finding Donatello working on it once again.*

MikeyC: Hey Donnie, hows the work goin'?

*don stood up, wiping the sweat from his forehead, leaving a black grease smudge.*

DonC:Oh, hey. Its going well. should be up and running soon, actually.

MikeyC: hopefully, i dont wanna end up running around getting firewood. not many trees around here.

Not unless you count Michaelangelo's Peetree!

*the three burst into fits of laughter just as Leo was walking by. He shot Don a warning glare when the other two werent looking before going into the dojo.*

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*Raphael stared dumbfounded at the piece of paper.*
Hey, whatcha got there?
*Raph turned around to see Kali holding the movie. He hid the note behind his back.* Oh, nothing. I just remembered there was something I have to do, go ahead at start the movie without me. *And he runs out of the room*
~~~
*Raphael hurried through the lair/caves trying to find his prey. He finally spots them with Don next to the hot tub.* You!

*Machias Mike and Don were conversing about whatnot when they heard an angry shout from the cave entrance.*

What's wrong Raph? You looking for something?

*Mike said nothing, trying not to grin, as Don watched, having no idea what was going on. Not too far away, Splinter was walking near the caves and could see a figure running towards the three near the hotub. He stopped for a second, quietly observing.*

SpC: hmph :smile: most likely another one of their silly pranks or jokes.

*Splinter stepped towards the ponds, continuing his meditations, and yet still keeping an ear out for trouble.*

*Raph stopped and looked from Mike to Machias* I'm not sure who I should pound first. *he stuck the note out towards them* What the hell is the meaning of this?

what the heck are you talking about?

*Leonardo heard the commotion and approached the group.*

LeoC: What's going on?

*Raph pointed to Leo* You STAY! *turns back to Machias* I'm not surprised you've never seen this. Mike, the next time you try something like this, at least TRY and disguise your handwriting.

~but he DID disguise it!~

Look Raph I have no idea what youre talking about!

MikeyC: Leave her alone dude, What is your problem?!

Raph: Oh, excuse me if I'm a little upset. I suppose I should be jumping for joy that I just got a note that said my girlfriend's cheating on me with my brother! *he spins to glare at Leo*

*Leo's eyes shot to Donatello's direction and he frowned.*

LeoC: You Bastard! You F***ing Bastard! How could you tell her?!
*Leo then turned to Machias, the muscle in his jaw clenching.*
LeoC: You cant keep your damn mouth quiet, can you?!
*Machias became furious. He had no right to yell at her like that. He was treating her like a stupid child, and she wasnt going to take it.*

You think i give a damn about your personal issues?! Its not MY fault you have problems with women, especially in the downstairs department!Maybe that pic you gave me was of you!

*In a blind rage, Leo slapped her hard, and she fell to the ground, shocked.*

You-you...*her cheek stung, and she looked at him* you asshole!

*she jumped to her feet and started to shake, when she began glowing*

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*quickly runs out*

mind if i pop in?

Not really.
~~~
*Kali got tired of waiting for Raph, so she decided to go after him. She found him and the others just after Leo started yelling. She saw the whole scene.*
Hey, what the heck is going on here?

*Raphael whirled on her* Maybe you can explain things! *he shoves the note into her hand and storms off*

:lol: I.....can't.....breathe :lol:

This is getting really good! See, I always new Leo was a bit of a dark horse on the sly! :evilgrin: Please continue.

*Sits and waits for the next installment*

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*edited for all spamlovers of the world and alien readers :grin:*
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~Don't alienate our readers. We're just on a quest to make things more organized and on topic. Off topic posts will most likely simply be ignored, if not deleted. Now with that said.~

*Kali uncrumpled the note in her hand and silently read it. Her face flushed four shades of red before looking up at Machias.* How could you?

*Leo shook his head* I didn't tell her anything, I swear!

*Sorry I just have to go the left side of off topic. It is National Spam Lovers Week over here in England. Spam even has its own fanclub website*

*Machias ran away from everyone, her face stinging from the harsh slap, and the tears in her eyes.*

*Mike looked about, feeling bad for the confrontation that had erupted and shied away. He had never felt like such crud in his entire life. He walked over to the ponds, and hid from the others. What he didnt realize was that Splinter was nearby and heard sme of what had happened.*

*Splinter approached his son quietly* Michaelangelo?

*Kali just looked from Leo to Don, only the three of them left at the hot tub, then ran off after Raphael*

Don: Leo, I didn't say anything, I swear, you know I wouldn't.

Leo: Doesn't matter who did, the ****'s hit the fan now.