CJJ and Drawsher's "OFFICIAL" Raphael Bashing Thread
 

Hate Raph? Or just certain things about him? Here's your chance to let it all out.

What the f*ck?

I don't hate Raph so much as I hate the fangirls who obsess over him.


EDIT: Oh. This was a joke thread.

har har.

Really CJJ? Are you just trying to push peoples buttons now?

Oh my, you actually made a bashing thread?

So first we complain about Michelangelo, then it was Leonardo, now its Raphael, what next...Donatello?

Honestly, who cares? Each writer writes the Turtles a different way.

:roll: And I thought Willtupper had crazy idea threads.

In before lock. Lawl.

What if I hate Leo more for being a self righteous prick? Or Mikey because sometimes I think his head contains nothing but a hamster in a wheel? Or Donatello because he's a big nerd and is always right?

I don't like Raphael. He's my least favorite Turtle- regardless of version. The most palatable version is the OT one- and he is still definitely my least favorite. In some other versions he is insufferable. Why is he so angry why his other brothers manage their tempers much better and are nowhere near as wrathful? What happened to him? Does he have brain damage due to falling into the sewers? He is bossy but does not make a good leader. He is impulsive and reckless while at the same time having a stick up his rectal cavity. He has ODD for sure. His room looks like an S and M parlor at best, a torture chamber at worst- how did Splinter let him get away with that, I do not know.

In conclusioon, Raphael is my least favorite Turtle, if you could not tell by now.

When has Raph lose his temper in the comics, honestly?

Aside from the Casey debut issue and in RTNY.

This thread dosen't even belong in this section,it goes in the TMNT general discusson Forum.

one of the best posts ever

Nope...one of these discussions was going to happen regardless. It was a given as soon as PlastronCafe described him as "pathetic" in the Ninjara/Mezcaal thread. I don't necessarily agree, but there's no reason we can't have a respectful discussion about this.

Why on earth is he so temper-mental and bratty? All his other siblings are far from it yet Raph's personality is so out of the blue.

Maybe they aren't siblings after all. Just joshing.

Can I quote you in my signature?

Wait...this is my fault?

Raphael is a terrible child molester.

"Sons of the Silent Age" is all about him being a Broody McBroodster.

Fixed! :D Bwahhaa!

LOL :D ;) :) ....

Just asking...Any one know any fangirl obsess over Raphael??? :D

don't make me get the hose!

Need a moderator to move to General Discussion before I start my Raph bashing...:tlol:

I hate Raph constantly picking on Mikey, wether verbally in the OT or physically in the NT. Mike should put him in his place once in a while, like a random 'enough is enough' moment.

Raphael cooks meth out of the lair.

Donatello seems more likely to do that then Raph is.

You ruin everything.

Being that this is an "OFFICIAL" Raphael Bashing thread...I guess I will participate...

But only because its official.

:lol:

;)

Oh God...do we need a Raphael Mutilation thread as well? :tlol:

That was unnessiscary.

It was a joke.

I would agree with you, but your spelling is atrocious.

ohhhh a Raph KITbash, very clever. Hows that working out for you?

wow...you kidding me? Go ahead and vent in here about the most awsome turtle of the four? It'll just be the same handful of people posting over and over again, because Raph is, if you haven't noticed the most popular turtle of the them all with the biggest fan following. Get over it. Raph is the best turtle of them all, and is far more human like and passiante than all the turtles combined and is the only turtle (other than Leo) that can support the franchise on his own. I'll say it. Raph's the star, Leo, Don and retarded old Mike are just support casts.

So go ahead. make this thread 10 pages long or more. You're just making him more famous haters! LMAO!!

Did I miss something?

When are people gonna get a grasp on opinion vs. fact? Like, are these new concepts?

Raphael once kicked a puppy just for wimpering at him. Ths is fact.

That puppy also had cancer.

the puppy was the real killer of Hamato Yoshi and baby jesus:P

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v623/iansacks/dog.png

I see.

Did Raphael actually do that? lol