Quote of the day
 

I heard this one on the Simpsons.

"I only wish God were alive to see this."
- Homer Simpson

"Arrowed!"
- Strongbad

That's Homer for you...love that guy... :lol:

"and my personal favorite,... the DOUBLE DEUCE!"
--Strongbadhttp://rescomp.stanford.edu/dorms/st.../strongbad.jpg

My new sig!

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"I'm too old for this s***!!"
- Sereant Roger Murtaugh from Leathal Weapon
"FREE SOUTH AFRICA, YOU DUMB SON OF A B****"
- Sereant Roger Murtaugh from Lethal Weapon 2
"Riggs, you crazy son of a b****!!"
- Sereant Roger Murtaugh from Lethal Weapon 3

"Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb."

Batman, 1966

"If you had pulled that sh*t with me, waving your piece around on the lane, I would take it from you, put it to your head and pull the f*cking trigger until it goes 'click'."

"Jesus....."

"You said it, mang... NOBODY f*cks with the Jesus!"

--from "The Big Lebowski"

look at mi signture
I made it up!

wow, you are creative, major

the question is, are you telling the truth?

"Fly, you fools!"
--Gandalf

"I Garland will knock you all down!" :lol:
-Garland from FF1

Snively-"The Hedgehog was here"
Robotnik-" Was?, WHEN!!!"
Snively-"Last night, Sir"
Robotnik-" and your telling me this, Now !?!"

Episode 24:Drood Henge from SatAM Sonic

"Do.......or do not.....there is no try."

ya I made up I came up with the idea off a book I was forced to read
called holes

"Screw you guys I'm goin' home" - Eric Cartman
(The Best)

"Chaos Control!!!"-Shadow, Sonic Adventure 2

"Certain things have to happen before other things. Gods play games with the fates of men. But first they have to get all the pieces on the board, and look all over the place for the dice...

It is said that whomsoever the gods wish to destroy, they first make mad. In fact, whomsoever the gods wish to destroy, they first hand the equivalent of a stick with a fizzing fuse and 'Acme Dynamite Company' written on the side. It's more interesting and it doesn't take so long."

---SOUL MUSIC by Terry Pratchett

Saki: Fantansy!?!, Was it Fantasy that destroyed your Mouser Bots Dr. Stockman!

Saki: Was it Fantasy that stole the Sword of Tensu, Hun!

The Way of Invisiblity

Check my sig!

"How are you gentlemen?" -Cats

"Quick impression for you...Caw! Caw! Bnag! F****! I'm Dead!"
Top Dollar in "The Crow"
Got to love that movie. :evilgrin: :D

"Guns don't kill people... *I* kill people!"
--"Loose Cannon" Brian Pillman

live from new york its
saterday night!

“Happiness is like peeing in your pants; everyone can see it but only you can feel the warmth.”

Someone's sig I pulled off another board. Thought it was pretty funny.

Edit: These guys have too many for me to list, but check out Tom Stoppard (http://www.quotegeek.com/Literature/...tern_Are_Dead/), Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett, too. ;)

--Bevin

"The path of my life is strewn with cowpats from the Devil's own satanic herd!"--Lord Edmund Blackadder, from an episode of Blackadder II.

"Hey Big Bird--ready for the counting game? Count the shells, Suck-a-duck!"--Jay, from Dogma.

"I'm Batman."--Batman, from Batman.

Eddy(in the TV): Uh...We use new Stench Away Deodarant, Keeps me Fresh and Clean.

Lee(making a commit): That stuff ruin my clothes.

Home Cook Ed, from Ed,Edd, & Eddy

Homer: Get in, I got CANdy...

Sonic: OPEN UP THIS CELL, OR I"LL RIP OUT YOUR ELECTRONIC BRAIN!!

From Sonic & Sally,SatAM Sonic

Ed: Like a Sponge, Thirsty I am!

Key to My Ed; Ed,Edd,& Eddy

"I have come here to chew bubblegum, and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum."

--"Rowdy" Roddy Piper, "They Live"