age 118!!
 

I just heard some old fart in the USA is living up to the age 118!!! :o

wow does she look aaaaaaaaa old!!!!!!!

any one care how old they get

I just want to get old so I can yell at little kids to get off my yard!

lol, yeah :lol: But then again, it could turn out to be those rotten punk type kids who'll mess up yer house :( But, man! 118 yrs. old! WOW!

Meh..what fun is it to live longer than usual if you can barely walk or understand whatever is going on around ya?
BTW this should be in general discussion.

Make sure to post in the correct forum next time! :)

My Great Grandmother is 93 years old. and she been around since World War 1.

Oh hey that was fast, thanks michaelangelo :D
I'm not sure about my grandmother's age, but my grandfather's one is around 80 years...he used to be really active (working on his garden and stuff) which surprised me for someone his age, but last year one of his foot got kinda injured so now he's not all that active anymore.
Death comes to us all like splinter sez', but i'd like to live as much as my grandfather is and still be as active, that'd be cool :D

now now guys, repsect the elderly, she didn't live this long for this....

:embarass: Sorry 'bout that tokka, lol

Everyone in my family has lived to be like 90 or 100 years old. The way I live, I'll be lucky to see 40.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: That put you in my top 10 for funniest people on the board matt...

hmmmmm
 

I know of a tai chi master living in China that lived to be well over 200 years old.... of course, he did end up dying quite a few decades ago.

old people scare me
and sorry this is in the wrong place :roll:
but any ways when I turn 90 I'll be going 90 on the road
always stealing things
but if you think of it old people now listen to classical music
when its are turn well listen to rap heavey metal
"your mother was a ho"

Heh, your one odd egg matt..... :P

dose people reach the age of 1,000?

in the old testament I belive it said there was a man that lived to be about over 900 years old and im not talking about Adam
some other guy

Supposedly there were native Americans that lived to be hundreds of years old, but their entire perception of how long a year was is totally different then what we know. They might have thought of one season as year and so on.

http://www.gsarchives.com/snes/sprit...4/splinter.gif
Splinter has got to be one of the coolest old people ever 8)
As for that guy adam living 900 years... :dead: how can that be phisycally possible?His body would probably stop functioning all that well after all those years...it's just nuts :P

ya i belive in it to( just the christion version in case you were wondering)
theres not one false story in there

For one thing the Bible is not a myth and no one even reached 1,000. The oldest man recorded in the Bible was Methuselah, who lived to be 969.

"And all the days of Methuselah were nine hundred sixty and nine years: and he died." Genesis 5:27 KJV

Wow, that is a pretty long time, how did he manage that? :-?

God made Adom and Eve w/out flaw. They chose to sin, so there bodies were basically perfect. Making the first few generations born after them also nearly perfect. Meaning they could remain healthy for a very long time. There also would have been alot less diseases back then.

Ohhhhhhh we're talking about the adam from the bible here, not the adam from he-man, not the adam from around the block, not your average adam :roll: i should've readed more carefully.
Well those were different times i guess, nowadays i doubt someone could live that long.

ahem
 

I would be interested to how one could explain Adam and Eve's bodies were closer to 'flawless' than my own?? What exactly is considered the 'flaws' of our existence??

I second that question :ohwell:

Yea, what is a perfect body? And I'd be curious to know what did he do for 900 years without the wheel?

Apparently, lots of jogging and pushups. :D

Okay, I'll explain as best i can. By "flawless" i meant the genes and chromosones would have been with out error. But after generation and generation of reproducing the genes are not copied perfectly. Minor or Majors flaws occur. Causing Genetic Defects.

Yeah, especially if all humankind really did start with Adam and Eve. All those generations of inbreeding between their offspring must've taken a huge toll. :P

BTW, I'm just being a smartass, as usual. Try not to get offended, anyone. I say whatever's in my head at the time. It's funnier that way. :D

It is stupid that way leo... :roll:

Anyway, when do you suppose we will all just be so imperfect that we cant live?

Yeah thats what i'm saying. And i except people pretty much for who they are so your not offending me.

And here we go again. And things were going so well. :roll:

At least I HAVE a sense of humor, Mr. "I take myself and everything else way too seriously". You're gonna give yourself an ulcer one of these days.

and you wonder why I tell you to shut up? What things were going so well?? I'd love to hear that one! :lol: As Zenrick would say, just hush up.

Alright, that does it.

I've tried, really, really tried. I've tried being civil, I've tried being nice to you, I've tried playing along with you, and it's just getting old.

Is there a particular reason why you absolutely refuse to act civil with me? It seems like your new mission in life lately is pissing me off when I've tried to be civil with you.

Word to the wise, KID: Push me, I push you back. Tell me to "shut up", I'm gonna keep doing exactly what I've been doing. I'm not the one with the problem here, buddy boy, YOU are. I have no idea why you're trying to start sh*t with me, since I've actually tried to be nice to you, but frankly, I don't really care.

Leave me the hell alone. Don't speak my name, since you're far from worthy anyway. You don't exist, got it? You and me aren't even in the same league. Quit trying to push my buttons, quit replying to me when I'm not even talking to you, mind your own damn business and for God's sake shut up already.

You wanna start a war of words with me, pal? You're throwing rocks at a guy with a machine gun. You aint gonna win.

:lol: :lol: :lol: I am sure that was all copied from like a Nash fanboy homepage or something, HA! Anyway, I respect your opinions, but that doesn't mean I will always agree with you. If we agree with one thing that won't mean I am going to give in and agree with you about everything. You just are so stuck up with your own opinions you can't except or even bother to challenge someone that disagrees. I have yet to discover whatever you being nice to me means...Why can't you just except that people are different. Take a hint sport...

I'm glad I didn't offend you, Duke, cuz when I said that joke I thought for a moment that I might be like, trivializing your beliefs or something. Glad to see no harm no foul.

*sighs, looking up from her STUDYING*

Okay, Tokka and Leo, kill the arguing. Tokka, I know youre pushing on him, and have been in other threads. Knock it off...

*official mod warning*

I was pushing him? How about he was pushing me? He was the one who started that leo/tokka thread anyway... I'd like an explanation please....

And duke, based on your logic, eventually humans will be imperfect...what will happen then?

I'm chilled, Machias.

The purpose of said thread was because, at one time, I believed that a rational discussion might clear the air and determine exactly what the problem was. But then I fell asleep. And I've now lost interest, and would rather talk to my cool friends in this forum about cool things like Stooges and Smurfs and The Cure and trying to get Kali to flash...

So nothing else needs to be said from my end.

There is no problem to begin with! We are 2 different people with different opinions...sheesh, can't you understand that? I don't start topics to explain why you are against my opinions, I don't know why it is all against me anyway...should I start a topic on why you shouldn't be disagreeing with me on everything to clear up our "problem"?

I'm going to make one last exception and say this to you, and after that this whole thing isn't worth my time...

(ahem)

Believe it or not, it is possible to disagree with someone WITHOUT...

1. Calling them stupid
2. Calling their opinions stupid
3. Telling them to shut up

For example, A mature person voices disagreement in the following manner:

"I don't know... I personally don't think TNM was a very good idea, I really didn't like it much. I thought it was kind of stupid."

However, an immature person voices disagreement in the following manner:

"TNM was stupid as hell and anyone who likes it is a retard and needs to be clubbed about the head and neck with a dead baby seal."

See the disinction?

What you do isn't voicing your opinion, Tokka, what you do is called instigating. You try and rile people. Me in particular it seems lately. Every single time the words "shut up" escape from your keyboard, to me or to anyone, you cross the line from "disagreeing" to "trying to start problems".

You want to see how mature people co-exist and even get along despite having a difference of opinion? Look at me and GK. We disagree about plenty, and yet we get along quite well. Because there's a flip side to "disagreeing with someone's opinions". It's called "respecting other people's opinions and their right to have them".

Nowhere in that do the words "shut up" or "you're stupid" need apply.

Hopefully, that clears things up. However, like I've said, it doesn't matter, because this is the last time you and I will interact unless you choose to reply to one of my posts. And I don't suggest it, because you wont get a response.