Technodrome Wrestling Federation
 

*Just tryna play this like a role play, see who plays along*

*"Rollercoaster" By Bomb Child blares thru the arena, as I make my way down the entrance ramp, carrying a huge World title belt with me.

*Once in the ring, I ask the Announcer to hand me the microphone.

"ya know alot of people may already know I am indeed the booker man around here.. and scince we already broke kayfabe... I am hereby announcing who the NEW TWF world champion is... HORSE TECHIE!!!

:o

*suddenly finds herself shoved into the center of attention*


Whaa... who.. huh? I am?

*pats HT on the back

Yep! Congratulations! and your first Defense is against... LEO656!!!!

*whispers
Don't worry, Im the booker... You'll win

hope you dont mind a rowdy audience member... :)
 

*snicker*

Go HT!!!! Woo!

*throws a dead fish at the opponent*

:evilgrin:

Um.. heh... *grips electro-pitchfork*

....help ...?

And if she wants to use wepons, THEN THIS IS A HARDCORE MATCH FOR THE TITLE!!

This man does not represent us....

Oh screw it I'll play...

**"Crush 'Em" by Megadeth plays as Leo656 comes to the ring. The crowd, fully aware that Leo is being held back by GK's backstage stroke, erupt into thunderous applause as Leo strides to the ring looking determined, carrying a mic of his own.***


"So that's the way we do things around here, huh? No such thing as, oh, I don't know... actually giving the strap to someone who's EARNED it? I tell ya, man, you wanna talk about 'breaking kayfabe'... well this whole thing SUCKS, and that's a 'shoot'!

But I'm not gonna whine and complain. What I'm gonna do is propose an alternate solution. Instead of just handing the strap over to someone that doesn't even want it, most likely, I say you put it up for grabs. I propose the first-ever TWF Invitational Tournament! 8 people, going at it, in the ring, round-robin style, winner takes the strap!

Now, what say you to that... BOOKERMAN?"

Already starting while I'm cutting a promo? Who the hell do you think you are, Paul Heyman???

Well hell to that I say...

*Quickly Super Kicks Leo, Picks him up by the hair then drives him back down with the Diamond Cutter.

Go ahead HT, Pin him!

*once HT makes the cover, I make the fast 123..

YOU ARE NOW ELIMINATED!!

*slingshots a rotten mango at Bookerman* :evilgrin: :tangel:

((Looks around in disbelief, then gets up and drops GK with a Scorpion Death Drop. He then stands over his fallen body, mic in hand))

We can't even start the Tournament, we don't have our 8 people! Man, this fed is worse-run than those Backyard Feds.

Hey come on! I'M THE GOOD GUY not really at all
You are suppoused to LOVE ME!!! (well not really)

So far I nominate myself, HT, and Machias to be in the tournament. They have to accept, though, of course.

lol this is almost as bad as an E-Fed Atleast no one here takes it seriously

*snickers from the stands* We hurt the ones we love!!! :D *tosses a hairy lobstertail onto the mats*


*blinks* woah, wha...? Me in the tournament? :oops:

(( I dun't know how to "wrestle"... I jest know martial arts! :oops: ))

No weapons allowed really..? Ehh... *sets aside pitchfork* What about morphing hands?

Sounds good to me...

(lol, same here... :goofygri: )

*grins, crawling down from the stands* I might be interested, after all...

*reaches up at her chin, and starts pulling the full-length zipper, and out steps....*

(heh, like those pepsi twist commercials.. )

Lita...!

((yanks GK up and threatens to drop the lobstertail down his jockeys))

"Now set up the tournament or ELSE!"

((Turns to Machias))

"Yes, you in the tournament. I'm exercising my Creative Control to have you added. In fact, I think it oughta be you and HT in the first round."

((Glares menacingly at GK, pulling him close until they are nose to nose))

"Aint that right, BOOKERMAN?"

*CROWD GOES WILD!!

"And we have a real star here!! AND I BROUGHT HER HERE, EVERYONE SHOULD THANK ME NOW!!!!!!"

*snigger* But your Amy Dumas... yuo should know something! :D

"Well we have FOUR Contenders, we just need 4 more... And then you are on!"

(lol! heh, what the hell... :) )

*shakes her head of red hair* Hi boys, miss me? :D


*chuckles* I'm just getting back from my neck injury, so I'm gonna be a bit low key for now... ;)

((Snatches the mic from GK))

I'll have everyone here know that it was MY stroke that brought her here! Just like it's MY Creative Control that says the match between HT and Machias will be...

A Paddle on a Pole Pillowfight Match!

*smacks Raphael (the Turtle) in the arm* I can't believe you dragged me to this.

Raph: Aww, relax, it'll be fun.

*grumbles*

:o

:P *cracks knuckles*

You're booking YOURSELF in the tournament? Geez, that's so... so...

...so something *I* would do. Good call, Chief. :D

*Yells just audible enough to be heard thru the mic*

"THAT'S NOT FAIR, I'M THE BOOKER!!!!"
*throws tantrum*

(LOL!!! oh no... :D )


*looks up into the stands, and waves at kali and Raph* Hi!!!! Where's the others?


*grins at HT* this should be interesting...


*waves to the crowds*

... A what?

I think its like jousting, like on American Gladiators....

((looks up into the stands))

"Raphael...?"

(A look of rage crosses Leo656's face. Slowly, he turns around, only to look back and reveal his true face, the face of... KEVIN NASH!)

::Points at Raphael:: "We got unfinished business, you little green muppet! And THIS time it aint no movie! Get your ass in this ring, or I'm gonna come up there, stomp a mudhole in your skull, take your girlfriend home and make a woman out of her! You hearin' me, freakshow?!"

Cool.. I can handle that!

*grins evil like again*

That does it!!

*Throws title belt in the air

First to catch it wins!!

((Nash, being 7 feet tall and dead sexy, catches it))

YES!

*jumps up and snags it with a long arm*

:D Well, it was mine in the first place. Or so GK sez....

Hmm good call...

TWENTY FOUR HOUR RULE ON TWF TITLE!!!

*Kicks Nash in the neither regions, then lets HT pin him, does the fast count

AND HT IS THE CHAMP!

GK is my monkey puppet. "Big Sexy" calls the shots around here.

You want the strap, you can have it...

....if you beat me in a... a...

.......an exploding-ring jelly bean deathmatch, New Japan-style!

*lol* Yeah, I hit the reply to make a post button first! :evilgrin:

http://www.ajsbelts.com/wcwworldcloselock.JPG
And there it is, the lovely title that you 2 are vying for!