Just So You Know...
 

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HEY KISAMAS,

WATASHI NO NAMAE WA ANANIMASU OFFU KAKUSU TO WATASHI WA KIRAI EVERY SINGLE ONE OF ANATA. ALL OF ANATA ARE FAT, BAKA BAKA NO-LIFES WHO SPEND EVERY SECOND OF MAINICHI MITEIRUING AT BAKA PICTURES. ANATA WA SUBETE THAT IS WARUI IN THE SEKAI. HONTO NI, HAVE ANY OF ANATA EVER GOTTEN ANY NEKO? I MEAN, WATASHI GUESS IT’S TANOSHI MAKING FUN OF HITOS BECAUSE OF YOUR OWN UNKAWAIINESS, BUT MINNA TAKE IT TO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL. KORE WA WORSE THAN ONANI-ING TO PICTURES ON HESUBUUKU.

SHIRANAI HITO JA NAI DESHO? JUST HIT WATASHI AND BE SURE TO GANBARIMASU. WATASHI WA PRETTY MUCH PAAFEKUTO. WATASHI WAS AMERIKAN FUTBORU NO CAPTAIN, TO WATASHI WAS HAJIMASHTATER ON WATASHI NO BASUKETOBOORU TEAM. DONNA SUPOTSU DO ANATA ASANBOU, OTHER THAN “ONANI TO NAKED DRAWN NIPPONJIN”? WATASHI MO GET HOMO JA NAI A’S, TO WATASHI HAS A BANGING KAWAII SHOJO (KANOJO WA BLOWJOB WO SHIMASHITA; KUSO WA HONTO NI CASH.) ANATA WA ALL KISAMAS DARE SHOULD JUST KOROSU THEMSELVES. DOMO ARIGATOU GOZAIMASU FOR LISTENING.

(SONO PIC WA RELATED DESU, ARE WA WATASHI TO WATASHI NO ONNA)

Japanglish?

Only the best! I may have had something to drink tonight, so...

To be honest I figured it was some piece of Spam E-mail....good to know I was half right.

yes, rub it in that I have forgotten all I have learned...

Man, I wanna pick up Japanese and do it for reals (yo)

Oh man, looking back on this the next day...I have no regrets. :)

I still don't know what the hella-hell you said. :ohwell:

It's actually a Japanesing of someone's post from 4chan. I got this thing from 4chan, to be honest. I'll translate it for you.

Hey f*****s,

My name is Anonymous, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, stupid no-lifes who spend every second of every day looking at stupid pictures. You are all that is bad in the world. Seriously, have any of you ever gotten any p***y? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own ugliness, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is worse than fapping to pictures on Facebook.

You feel me, right? Just try me and be sure to do your best. I am pretty much perfect, I was the Football Captain, and the starter on the Basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "fapping to naked drawn cartoons?" I ain't no homo, and I have a banging cute girlfriend (she just blew me, sh*t was SO CASH.) You are all f*****s who should just kill themselves. Thanks for listening.

(Pic related, it's me and my bitch)


.....YOU HAPPY NOW? :)

That guy would so survive a Friday the 13th movie. :lol:

sweet evil christmas that was awesome

I sooo wish I was that guy...or Ai...or anyone else but me.
:cry:

Wow. That's hilarious. Sounds like this guy has no life. Did he e-mail it to everyone on 4 Chan or what?

Now, I know.
*waits*

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... What?

G.I. Joe!!!!

T.I., yo!

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I found another good one this morning.

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Gomenasai /jp/, my name is Ken-Sama.

I'm a 27 year old American Otaku. I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, God Hand)

I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer for Square Enix!

I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Japan!

This thread... IS AMAZING.

Crap, how did you find my profile?

Wow. This guy is pretty ambitious.

Oh man...someone posted this today. This takes me back.

Now that's a blast from the past.

Oh...man. What year is it!?

I know, right? Upon watching this today I thought I was sent back to the early 2000's!

I had some friends that did a skit based around this at an anime con back in like 2002 or 2003. I should go show this to them to see if their reaction

Hoo boy...

That's pretty sickening.