"Special Superman"!
 

I have a running gag, called "special Superman", featuring an alternate version of Superman that has no powers. He wears a muu-muu(under which he wears nothing), and a sombrero! He is armed with a crowbar (to hit his enemies with), and a plunger (to sexually molest random men and women with). He also claims to be Jane Fonda!
Anyway, Me and all my friends like to pretend that this is the "main Superman", and the traditional one is the alternate version refered to as "that other Superman". The fun part is when someone not in on the joke starts talking about Superman, we talk about "Special Superman". The look of confusion is priceless!!! Especially, when we say "Oh, you meant That other Superman". :evilgrin:

Sample Conversation:
Victum: Did you see Superman yesterday?
Me: yeah, he was at the grocery store.
Victum: Grocery Strore? How can you see him in person? He's fictitious!!
My Friend #1: No he isn't! I've seen Him dozens of times! Crowbar and All!
My Friend #2: I steer clear of his Plunger though.
Victum: What?!
Me and My Friends: Yeah, Definately!
Me: I wish he'd wear something under that muu-muu.
Victum: What the hell are you talking about?!! I'm talking about the guy in the cape!
Me and my friends: Oooh, You mean that other Superman... OK!

This is followed by an explanation. Then the Victum's cries of "Eew, You guys are SICK!!!", being drowned out by non-stop laughter from Me and my crew.

You see How wonderful this can be?
Anyway, I've lost touch with all but one friend.(And, she doesn't do this) :cry:
And, I'd appreciate it If some of you would adopt this Gag. Try it on your friends. I look forward to the day when by some weird chance encounter I meet either one of you or a friend of yours (Either way I won't know), and I try to pull the "special Superman" gag only to have it pulled on me! :)

BTW there's a "Special Lex Luthor" to go with this routine. He's a guy who runs around naked at a train station with pantyhose on his head! :lol:

hoooo k.....

*pats Tetsu on the head

((looks cautiously at GK))

Geez, man, how many brownies did you give him???

Quite a few... i just wanna know how many I gave Superman :o

Well, will either of you tell your friends the tale of the Muu-muu/Sombrero wearing Man claiming to be Jane Fonda better known as Superman? :)

Yes... I have a friend whose life revolves around superman...

Cool! :evilgrin: :lol:

Oh I thought this called Special Superman because Christopher Reeve is in a wheelchair.

Lol that would be a better post

:-?

How would that be better?!

Does Chris Reeve wear a muu-muu and a Sombrero? NO.
Does Chris Reeve molest people with a plunger? Not to my Knowledge!
Does Chris Reeve hit anyone with a crowbar? NO.
Does Chris Reeve believe He's Jane Fonda? NO.
So how could that possibly be better?
I think Chris Reeve is an inferior Superman to the one I'm refering to. :)

By special, I thought you meant like a mentally ill Superman, which is very different from Christopher Reeve's more physical ailments.

Maybe it would be better if it was a mentally ill Christopher Reeve in a wheelchair that wears a muu muu and a sombrero.

I am officially no longer the most offensive person here.

You all suck.

((Goes off in a corner and pouts))

Superman, what a joke.

You don't call the Superman I'm talking about mentally ill?

Ooo, I can be way more offensive then this.

*clears throat, and gets ready her Glaring Daggers of Doom stare*

Oh, Behaaaaave!


:evil:

HT, What problem could you possibly have with this thread? :lol:

Special Superman would also be better if he had no arms or legs.

Then, how would he hold his plunger?

What if he had a plunger for a hand?

Then, he couldn't use the handle for it's intended purpose.

What if it were detachable?

I like it!

Then he could open up his own business. Supermans Plumbing..."We get it out faster than a speeding bullet" :lol:

Yeah, but would you want him in your house? :lol: