That time in every boy's life.....
 

THIS IS NOT A LIE (see, now you know that even though the following may be a total waste of life, it's still the truth)



The prom is coming up and I have to get a tux (I wanted to wear Highland garb, but that isn't going to happen).

Anyway, I was at the tux rental place with my mother, and I asked for a purple suit, like the Joker. Well mom had a cow, and said that I'll look like a smacked ass; but I was determined not to leave that place until I was a Batman villain. So my ma and I yelled at each other for 15 minutes, it got so loud and intense that the fitting lady left the room.

When the fitting lady came back, my mom had convinced me not to go with Joker because even though he is a superior villain, the purple would clash with my date (she's wearing red). So I figured the Riddler's green would go great with the red, and dropped that little suggestion. Let's say ma didn't go for it to keep things short.

Eventually, my mother and I settled on the Penguin. But I knew I was never going to find a machine gun umbrella before the prom.....I fell kinda lousy about giving in.

But seriously, who wouldn't want to go to a formal affair as a Batman villain (or be accompanied by one, for the ladies)? Which also brings up the question (what villain will I be for my wedding?)

You're opinions?

Batman sux....

I'll pretend I didn't hear that.......Batman owns everything and everyone regardless of race, gender, or age.

You asked for Peoples opinions and that's what I gave, My opinion.

RIGHT ON!!!!!!! :evilgrin: That's what I like to hear!

yer mom's full of it.

The Joker's leading lady wears red.
HARLEY QUINN, BEST DANG SUPERVILLIANESS KNOWN TO THIS PLANE OF EXISTENCE!!

any ways.
you shouldn't give up on yer dream. when you find the lady who'll say "I DO," wearing nothing but a black and red checkered leotard, you've found your girl.

HQ: "Ya know what i like about'choo Mista Jay? Ya put the FUN back in FUNeral!!"

its not a good idea unless your date aproves. I had a couple friends who both decided to dress in costume for prom...but if one is and one isn't it's not cool. Its one of those things you wanna run by the actual girl.

I know if it were me...and I got all dolled up and the guy showed up in a green tux i would be so damn pissed. If we had planned on dressing up...and I matched the idea...that would be different.

I have to go with your mom on this one!

You'll have fun anyway...formals can be lots of fun.

In your opinion formals are fun. Nothing I loathe more than dressing up and looking at High Schoolers enjoying themselves. Which brings up a totally different point, one that should also bring up an entirely different thread.

Eh, personally, I think it'd be great for a guy to show up for a date spontaneously dressed as a comic book villain. Major bonus points for creativity 'n all that. Shredder armor would look nice for a wedding.

If my date had shown up for the prom dressed as a the Joker I would have been the happiest girl at the prom. (I love the Joker, I worship the Joker... I am amused by the Joker, I would like the Joker to buy me things like lobsters and peanutbutter).
And purple and red look great together!!

Not only would he get a major...er... thank you for creativity - but who would not want to go to the prom with the most feard man in Gotham? Who I ask you? Who? No one, thats who!!

So for you I post this (fool) tarot I made from a wikked image of Mistah Jay!!

http://acriminalmind.tripod.com/ther...fool_tarot.jpg

:o

Damn. That would be even better than marrying a man in a kilt!

*Gets idea*

Hmmm...Shredder...highlander style...

lol there is an image and a half... hummm... makes me wonder if the Shredder wears underwear...?

I was going to go to my Prom dressed as a Nazi, but tickets costed like $300.

LOL @ Matthew!!!! OMG LOL!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Wouldn't you be scared of getting shot? Or do you live in the bible belt? :-?

if i was actually going to my prom it'd be like rodger smith from big o cause well it's stylish (joker is cool but half the kids at my school would....well let's just say you don't wanna drop the soap)

omigod that would be so pimp. You should get a cane too.

Getting shot? :lol: You wouldn't get the joke anyway, so I won't even explain.

*will not mention pimp daddy Splinter, will not mention....*

:evilgrin:

pimp'n splinter with his big pimp has, platinum shoes, hydrolics on his car...

Going to Prom dressed as a Pimp is so cliched and boring. It would be funnier if someone went dressed as a giant onion or something.

My God that Joker Tarot is incredible. I love Joker, too. From Ceasar Romero to Mark Hamill....the Joker is the best. I wish they featured him in more cartoons though.

Finally, something we can agree on... Umm sorry I didn't really read the rest of this thread so I am just guessing what it's about but.... If you go to a Formal Dressed as the Joker, you will be my hero... A friend of mine and myself almost went to a dance as Joker and Harley, then decided we just didn't want to bother... YOU MUST DO IT!

Sorry, I had to settle for Penguin.. I'll find some way to be the Joker though. If it kills me. Joker at my funeral! Oh man! What a great idea!

:lol:

How true batman does suc (but then again doesn't every hero at DC) but most of his villians are cool

Marvel Rules

Marvel is gay. Superman could use Wolverine's face as toilet paper.

LOL! FUNNY STUFF! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Thanks... and yeah the Joker is the man... I mean he just is... I even like the Joker on the animated series... and that is saying something.



GK- I'm in love with yer avatar... just so you know... *worships the av*

Here, GK I was gonna stick this on the end of my other post... I thought you might like it. It's my favorite one, ever... i swear... that look is so him.

http://acriminalmind.tripod.com/ther...orage/kurt.jpg

Ah... sweet 'lil Kurt.... He shall be my new av... yet again.. Thank you donna! You kick ass! *huggles kurt and donna

*hugs* you're welcome.... i figured out of all the people i know you would like that pic as much as i do... although i dont think you are quite in love with him like i am tho.,...

I'unno... I do like Kurt an awfull lot...

there are images coming to me that i do not want... *do not think about gay sex damn brain*

Dude you have some seriously deranged images...

*huggles Kurt anyways

i know a lot of queers, it is not my fault *worships hetro curt*

oh bah! My love for kurt is nothing more than respect for his work! :lol:

i would hope so... my love for him is respect for his work, and un real love of his music, worship of his lyrics, and a deep love for his sexiness.... it's all pure... *sigh* *Happy thoughts*

Cobain would probably think it's stupid that you like him.

prolly, but he's dead so he cant really think much of it now.