Favorite T.V. Show Quotes
 

Not sure if there's a thread for this, but just say a random and favorite quote.
"Hey! I just realized it's November. What the **** happened?" (Stewie from Family Guy.)

See this? This is "Man Not Caring". - Scrubs

"Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry."

- Bill Bixby, the Incredible Hulk

One shall stand, One shall fall- Optimus Prime

I know it's long but...
Bender: Ah! Nothing like a warm fire and a Super Soaker of fine cognac.
Fry: Yeah, it really puts you in the Christmas spirit.
Farnsworth: What-mas?
Fry: Christmas. You know? X-M-A-S.
Leela: Oh, you mean Xmas. You must be using an archaic pronunciation. Like when you say "ask" instead of "aks".
Fry: Xmas, huh? [He sighs.] Y'know, this'll be my first Xmas away from home.
Leela: Hey, hey. Let me aks you something: Would it cheer you up if we went and cut down an Xmas tree?
Fry: Yeah! An old-fashioned Xmas tree! Hey! These aren't Xmas trees!
Farnsworth: Eh, wha?
Fry: They're supposed to be some kinda, you know, pine tree.
Farnsworth: Pine trees have been extinct for 800 years, Fry. Gone the way of the poodle and your primitive notions of modesty. Ah! Brisk!

Isn't that from the movie?

My favourite quote is "MY CABBAGES!"

No, it's been in every Transformers cartoon.

That one is my favorive quote as well.

"Interfering is the glue that keeps American families together." - Tony Micelli, Who's The Boss

"I'm NOT wrong. At least not in theory." - Kai Chen, Power Rangers: Lost Galaxy

"Even in darkness, good always prevails." - Merrick Baliton, Power Rangers: Wild Force

"Every day is a gift. I just...does it have to be a pair of socks?" – Tony Soprano, The Sopranos

“Dating is prostitution, man, only you don’t get what you pay for.” – Steven Hyde, That ‘70s Show

"Will we still be friends after this? Well, my head says no, but my heart...says no. So no." – Steven Hyde, That ‘70s Show

"Blood is like my grandfather. Never lies." - Nick Stokes, CSI: Crime Scene Investigation

"There is a building in New York City that is keeping loiterers away by using a device that plays annoying, high-pitched screeching sounds. It's called 'The View'." – Craig Ferguson, The Late Late Show

"Suicide is man's way of telling God, 'You can't fire me. I quit.'" - Bill Maher

THANK YOU!!! I can never remember where that comes from. :D

See you in another life brother.

*Laughing way too hard* "It's a Giraffe!" (Patrick from Spongebob)

"I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I'm not. And that, sir, is an idiot." -Peter Griffin, Family Guy.

"My Homer is not a communist. He might be a liar, a thief, a communist, but he is NOT a porn star!" Grampa Simpson, The Simpsons.

Patrick: My dad told me you cant just mindlessly spend your money. You have to save it.
Spongebob: Your dad said that?
Patrick: Well, what he really said was "Stop standing there" but I knew what he ment.

Lol, classic spongebob.

Chris: Hey, birthday dude, you want some ice cream?
Stewie: Very well. I'll have ice cream, but no sprinkles. For every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you.

Dean: So, find God yet? More importantly, can I have my damn necklace back, please?
Castiel: No, I haven't found him. That's why I'm here. I need your help.
Dean: With what? A god hunt? I'm not interested.
Castiel: It's not God. Someone else.
Dean: Who?
Castiel: It's an archangel. The one who killed me.
Dean: Excuse me?
Castiel: His name is Raphael.
Dean: You were wasted by a Teenage Mutant Ninja Angel?

/Thread. What do I win? Cash?

Miles Standish: "Give me the bird!"

Yakko Warner: "We'd love to really but the Fox sensors won't allow it."

"You. Fetch me my copy of the Wall Street Journal. You two, fight to the death."
Stewie Griffin
"Hmm, time for dessert. Let's see - big chocolate cake for Stewie, [holds up a leaf to Chris] and something very tasty for big, fat you."
Stewie Griffin

Of course you realize, this means war!-Bugs Bunny

I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the surprise in your cereal- Darkwing Duck

The X-Files.
Scully: Good morning.
Mulder: Whatever tape you found in that VCR, it isn't mine.
Scully: Good, because I put it back in that drawer with all those other videos that aren't yours.

:lol: Yes, I love Darkwing and his big ego!

I always found this one from House of Mouse hilarious.

Mickey: Wow! I just had the scariest dream! You and I were going to get married!

Minnie::flaming:

Mickey::embarass:

Cameron: My Aunt Elisa lives in Pennsylvania.
House: Oooh, it's story time. Let me go get my ba ba. (House, M.D.)

Cartman: Clocked you going forty miles an hour there. You know what the speed limit is here?
Randy: Well, the sign says forty miles an hour.
Cartman: Step out of the car please, sir.
Randy: Hey, wait, aren't you Stan's little friend?
Cartman: Sir, please step out of the car.
Randy: Yeah, you're the one who always plugs up the toilet whenever you come to our house.
Cartman: Ay! I am a cop and you will respect my authoritah! *He hits Randy in the legs*
Randy: Ow! Hey! What are you doing?
Cartman: Get your a** to jail! ("Chickenlover" South Park)

This line's from an episode of Sonic Satam where Sonic is asleep and talking out loud.

Sonic: Ooh man. You're the most beautiful thing in the whole world! You make my heart pound! You make my mouth water! Yep, there's nuthin' like a chill dog!

Sally Acorn: Ohhh, brother.

I remember that! Isn't that the one where they find another group of Freedom Fighters and Antoine writes her a poem? If memory serves me correctly, Sonic was jealous in that episode.:twink:

Yeah, that's the one. It was called "Warp Sonic".:tsmile:

"We are going to need a few commercial breaks to figure this one out."-Yakko Animaniacs

Michelangelo: IT IS SUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE THIS!
(pulls out sketch of the Sistine Chapel roof)
Dot: Ooooo more naked people....
Yakko: I wouldn't go flashing that around if I were you Mike, (whispers) this is a church.
Michelangelo: But his imminence is coming tonight an I must be finished. Please you've got to help me.
Yakko: Wait a minute, you want us poor innocent children to climb up dangerous scaffolding and paint naked people all over a church...
Warners: WE'LL DO IT!
Yakko: But we're not doing it for the sake of art. And we're not doing it for the sake of money. No, we're doing it because...we like painting naked people...

"I'll go ask real nice while you put your finger in that dyke, Dutch boy robot"
-Big Guy from Big Guy and Rusty

From the tiny toon's ep whale's tales:

Gotcha grab more: "oh,must they yo-ho- ho so much?My head is killing me!

Octavious:"Would you rather they do the theme of Annie ?"

Gotcha grab more: "oh,no.Proceed with the yo-ho-ho-hoing."

:lol: A true classic line!

I love that line.:tlol:

Yep, that's a classic one.

This is my fav line frome the Cosby Show:

"I am your father! I brought you into this world, and I'll you out!"