Illuminaughti....?
 

Ok, this has been bugging me for a while.
What is the Illuminaughti?
Where is it?
May I join it to get a spiffaliscous banner as well?
Does it come with soy sauce?

that about covers it.

*a figure cloaked in darkness, bourne lightly in the green, muscley arms of silent, hooded turtle emerges from the depths of the chamber and extends one slender, coppery arm towards the supplicant.*

yes. Turkituck... you may join the SISTERHOOD. All fangirls are welcome. pm me. i've been making the banners. I'll see that you get one. I will teach you the secret hand shake. I will arange for you to BOND your chosen turtle.

*the arm languidly withdraws and caresses the turtle's unseen face beneath the hood. The reclining form in his arms whispers a command through shadow lips and the pair VANISH, leaving only a faint echo of a message in the chamber.*

ALL fangirls are welcome...

Uh oh... Their numbers are increasing! :eek:

dang.....once again im a loner....with the whole male thing

oh well!

Bamf! *disappears*

be afraid, be very afraid.... :evilgrin:

we must stop them now! before they become........unstoppable!

wait i've got an idea!

no false alarm......wait.....yes...no...no....no yes! no no yes!

we can use some sort of yin-yang effect!

........thats all i got

Perhaps we should form our own union. One of destruction! We will bring the downfall of the world order! WHO'S WITH ME???

ME ME ME ME!!!

*jumps up and down really fast*

What shall we call ourselves? Think brother think!

me too! im so lonely...


as for the name....im not good for thinking.....im more of a smartass

umm,
Downfall of Illuminaughti {nahh, too long}
Destructo-Dudes :lol:
Destructo-Ninjas:lol:

those are just a couple off the top 'o my head. your turn!

destructo-dudes....hmmmm has a ring to it

i just like the word ballistic so thats all i can think of now

I like Destructo-Dudes! We could be called D&D! Like Dungeons and Dragons! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! uh....yeah. Anyways.....I like it.

How about....Ballistic-Destructo-Dudes!

coooooool! we are the BDD! or do you just like DD better?

how bout the obvious choice

new fanboy world order?

as the under title

I like BDD! We will destroy everyone....ballistically....while calling them dudes. Sounds good Stryker.

alrighty then! now we need a banner!

I would make one but I'm without my precious photoshop.

I've never used it before, but I suppose I could try.... I will make an attempt!

i would make it but all i have is PSP 7 and thats not good for me

what should we a picture of, on the banner

your own inevitable downfall?

*whistles innocently*

mwahaha! that is only what you think!

I brother speaks not but truth kya! Put what you must on the banner. Make sure it looks spiffy!

dude... excuse me. bdd-dudes,

do you have any idea of the shear numbers that you're up against? never you mind that every single one of illuminaughti has her own clone of her favorite turtle at her command.

... really... the banner should be white.

for surrender.

Oh your day will come kya. You mark my words! You'll rue the day you decided to interfere with out plans! RUE I SAY!
*jumps off cliff face*

shear numbers? is that all you have? we have muy muy destructive capabilities mind you!

and those clones? BAH! Nothing, compared to the .....the....other stuff that we have!

shiggity shiggity shwa! *puts a curse on kya*

there....now you'll feel like theres a plate on your head for all eternity!!!

nwahahahahahahaha!!!!!

*Balancing the imaginary plate forces kya to remember her posture. She stands taller, and looks even more regal.*

Splinter-Sensei emerges from the darkness. He rings the ring-side bell.

Sp: *pointing to the boys' side* one dead forum member, poor spanish, and a plate. *he points to the girls' side.* supperior trash-talking technique.

*rings bell again*

Sp: ROUND ONE TO KYA!

*Donatello puts the score board at Illuminaughti: 2/ BDD: 0 *

kya: thank you Splinter-sensei *bows to him. and her opponents. she winks at Splinter who winks back.*

kya: bye for now, boys. i'll give you time to get your forces properly martialled. But you've had fair warning. My sisters and i will not be oppressed ANY LONGER.

*kya pulls a lighted creme colored candle from the air of the thread. the lights of the arena flicker in time with the wavering of the flame in kya's hand.*

kya: bye bye boys...

*kya blows out the candle and all the lights wink out. When they come up again, she's gone.*

*a wind of a voice like a thousand woman whispering in unison blows through the arena:* play with you later...

[quote="kyabetsu"]
:lol: :lol:
2 points! I'll give you round one, but only one point! I think we need a ref...

im scared!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*runs away*

help me jeebus!!!!!!

ooo

Mess with the best guys... well, you know the rest.

The Sistah-hood is unfathomable, and unstoppable, but your attempts to take us down should be amusing. For now.

*looks at everyone for a moment*
this isn't going to end well...uh huh...no way is it even going to end pretty...nope not a one...

*thinks for a second about the massive hordes of fangirls out there and what they are capable of*
hmm? BDD, can i give you a few words of advice?
well i'm not a veteran of the TMNT fangirldom but i do know that there are certain things to consider before you surmount an attack against the forces of fangirldom

1. Nine times out of the ten these fangirls have magical powers so powerful it ain't even funny...don't mess with a girl that char your body to ashes...not a pretty sight.

2.Many of the girls are of mutant origin themselves...so beware those special abilities and complicated background stories

3. Women trained in martial arts and combat can snap your neck in a second flat and slice u into cold cuts before u even had time to blink.

4. Fangirls have the legendary glomps and pounces...some men are still suffering the back breaking side effects eight years later...O.o

5. Remember use decoys to suprise fangirls...if it has a shell and is green it will work!

6. Don't forget that many fangirls have at least two kids from TMNT tryts that can kick butt like their pops so beware and be on the look out.

7. Pizza...ain't nothing wrong with it!

8. Wear protective gear....EVERYWHERE!

9. Bribes are lifesavers

10. Lastly, if all else fails....RUN LIKE THERE IS NO TOMORROW!!!!!

and there you have it..hope it helps!

:P

Heh, the only thing one must TRULY fear about Fangirls is one thing....








PMS!!!!

O.o
Machias....don't you think you should reconsider your reply *nervous laugh*
*whispers* stop telling them our secrets!
O.O;;;

more commonly known as mad cow disease :D

Don't forget Keno! *hugs him possesively*Heh, that's what you think.... :wink: :lol: Amen!

AMEN!!!