Bow before my lack of a life!
 

Hello all. I, the Jester, am now your king, as I have little better to do than post enough to even surpass the wonderful queen of the Drome, Machias Banshee, in number sheer of posts. (then again most of her's are probably pertinent, but that's neither here nor there.)

So kneel people with other, better hobbies. KNEEL BEFORE, JESTER!

This thread wouldn't be complete without a photo of our King. Here he is in all his glory:

http://i47.tinypic.com/34zlykg.jpg

I'll catch up...someday. And when I do, I'll have that sexy, internet swagger just like the big J-Man. And the stache.

Better get it out of your system before that kid comes along; you might not have as much free time to rack up your post count!

That was my wife's reaction when I told her I was close to overtaking Machi.

And Sam, where'd you get my picture? You stalking me?

Wait. That's our king?? Porquoi?!! *crying hysterically*

No, and for the last time, quit emailing me all those pictures. I told you, it's normal. Just quit shaving it.

Buh...but Sammy.... I thought you liked the pictures. :(

Does this mean you have the most posts?

Send them to me anytime, honey.

Yikes...things just got awkward.

Yes. I'm still not sure whether to be proud or depressed.

how about a little bit of both :P

Hey, you're not the only one with the... jesting ability to jest?

Yes, yes it did. But let's know where to end it. Like, right now.

Yeah, now is good.

[QUOTE=Jester;942788]That was my wife's reaction when I told her I was close to overtaking Machi.

And let me tell ya she's not kidding:lol: you better prepare yourself ..post a lot and sleep a lot ,while you can. But don't worry it's just temporary.

Cool picture btw..:P

Love that picture of you Jester.:twink::tlol:

So tell us, almighty Jester, how does it feel to be King of the posts?

I find this whole thread disturbing.

This is more impressive because so many of Machi's post were built up in the biggest spam thread in Drome history. I'm sure a fair amount of mine come from that time period as well. We've also got like...what...about 3 years on you?

Jesus. You post a lot.

Indeed. That's why I keep coming back to it.

Some would say too much. :D

Jester,if you think you posted a lot an e-friend from DC Comics message boards that shut down last month,he had 136,000 in about two weeks shy of 7 years.

I have too high of a post count for my active member time. Inactive its been quite sometime. Thank Azrael's constant nagging me elsewhere on the net for my presence.

Look at the pentagram! Are some kind of magick-man or something?

I'm not sure if you guys are just carrying the joke on too far or not, but that's not me...

Wow.... I knew it had to happen someday. Just didn't think it'd be THAT soon... :P

The Majority of my posts were either in the super RP threads, or in the episode discussions (several years of those, mind you...). I just haven't been posting much lately either because I'm busy with other projects (Just built a raised bed/greenhouse) or there's just nothing that really catches my interest...

And I agree with Lady Jester... Just wait til the baby comes, then you'll be crying for free time.. ;)

A post count in that shorter amount of time surely is deserving of a mango!

:mango:


~Machias

Thanks Amy. :D

You two make me feel bad.. I'm really short of posts, I mean counting from the time I joined.. Probably most are at the GD.,and Games..:P

Games don't count. :D

That's exactly the problem:lol:.

You need to host a seminar on the art of posting.

Art? Um, I'm pretty sure it's just not filtering my fingers.

Note to self: get Jester a finger filtration system for his next birthday.

For a second there I thought you were our resident occultist.

http://assets0.ordienetworks.com/ima.../golf-clap.gif

I'm simultaneously ashamed for you and envious of your achievement.

Love the gif. Men at Work FTW.

Not too shabby there, bud. I recently hit a big number myself. Cheers for being geeks with too much spare time!

Indeed, my friend.

Another tip... try to rely on your Turtle Power!

You went digging for this didn't you?

Congrats Jester!

Thanks boss. :D

So whats your first official decree as king?