*picks up the Bible and shields herself with it*

*glares* You want a spammer blaster, I got one right here.

*holds up a king-sized bazooka* Spam comes your way, this'll blow it away.

He is just sad.

To quote one of my more overused sayings: "That is an understatement."

We need a clean up crew in here.

*blink blink* Michaelangelo????

Too true. Old friend, Kali?

Oh, he's an old member, who disappeared for awhile. He was one of those who really got this forum going, as pointless as our posts were.

Pointless they may be, but it's better than wasting away from boredom? Wouldn't you agree?

Yes Kali it's true I have returned. Miss me?

*squeal* *glomps Michaelangelo* Of course I missed you!

*shakes head* Oh boy. Here we go again.

I'm so glad I got a new computer and get back to this place.

*wheew* Now that smut isn't the first thing one sees here now.

*is stuck running a late copy job at work, and thus had nothing better to do*

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I know how to get rid of the spam!
*eyes his favorite toy: the giant fan*

Oh no. *flees in terror*

No, I just did my hair!

*watches Kali run away*
Aww...doesn't anyone else like the giant fan? Hmm...It's too tempting...the red button just screams at me to push it.

Yeah, you do and I'll use you as a landing pad.

Again?! You're no fun...
*wonders if it's worth pushing the red button*

You touch that thing and I'll turn you pinker than Raph.

......I don't mind being pink. :evilgrin:
*pushes the red button and jumps in front of the giant fan*
WEEEEeeee.....!
*flies across the forums*

*grows claws in feet and drills them into the ground* Yeah, but for Raph it's a temp spell. For you, I can make you a permanent hot pink.

You'd have to change your name! *invokes her powers so the wind doesn't effect her*

But I like my name!
*pouts*
Uh oh... :eek:
*smacks into the side of a pyramid*
Ahhh....shell-shock. :dead:

*glares at the fan, unsheathing sabre and throwing it at the blasted machine*

I'm sorry for not getting a chance to take care of that sooner. I deleted SPEEd's latest username and all of its posts. Luckily, he was using a static IP this time, so I banned it for 35 years (the maximum time). Hopefully that should be long enough to take care of that IP address. :grin:

Thirty-five years?! :grin:

Yay Krang! Oh, look, Mikey's a mod again.

Yay for Mike! He'll probably pee on his tree with excitement the next time he comes around...
*nervous laugh*

Good riddance is all that I can say.

I never saw it, but oy! good job krang, maybe it'll be calmer around here now!

Ish... for now. Hopefully, if we keep banning his various IP addresses, he'll run out of computers to use too!

Ohh... there's a nice blue set of stars you got there, Azure. They're even prettier than my blue ones! *becomes jealous for a bit, then gets over it* And you picked a tag too... it fits as the offical Mango Greeter! :goof:

Cool. Looks good, Azure!

LOL! You can have Krang change your stars if you want, HT. I wouldn't mind having the same color as you :anime: