Favorite Quotes
 

I hope this can be an ongoing thread throughout the seasons. I think the script in this series is amazing, and it's probably the main reason I watch other than turtles. We can't expect everyone to remember every line exactly, so don't flame anyone for paraphrasing!

"I take cash, credit, or teeth!" -The Pulverizer (Even though he's a ninny, that was awesome.)

Mike: "Look, I'm Leo!" *fake deep voice* "Guys, shhhh. We have to be quiet! Ninjas are quiet! Quiet down!"
Leo: "I sound nothing like that!"
Raph: "Yeah, you sound nothing like that. That's why we're laughing."

Don: "I just gave myself goosebumps! ...Hey, you wanna feel?"

Mike: "You'd think he'd turn into a snake."
Raph: "Yeah, you'd think that...if you were an idiot!"
Mike: "But his name is Snake!"
Raph: "So?"
Mike: "You don't understand science."

all time favorite quote

Donnie: does he have any nausea?
Mikey: nah, he doesn't have any--
Raph: *barfs*
Mikey: no....check that!.....ah- what the--!? I KNEW YOU ATE MY PIZZA! YOU LIAR!

:lol:

Raph: Are you an idiot? Lemme rephrase that. You're an idiot!

Leo: *gives hand signals*
Raph: I don't know what that means.
Leo: Go around back.

Leo: We all have brains, Mikey.
Don: Not all of us.
Mikey: In our chests?
Leo: No, Mikey, not in our chests.

Raph: You know this show is stupid, right?
Leo: Space Heroes is a great show, and Captain Ryan is a great hero. Someday, I'm going to be just like him.
Raph: Well, you like talking to yourself so you're on your way.

Raph: Seen this show enough times there, Chief?

Raph: You've got to be the only one on this planet who likes this show.
Leo: No way. There are millions of Spaceniks out there.

Mikey: Can't we get tattoos? I want to get a tattoo of my face on my face. It'll be like I'm wearing a mask and the mask is me. I just blew your minds, right?
Don: You know they use needles for that.

Leo: Get out of here! (I just love the way this line is uttered.)

Leo: You are not to attack my brothers.
Karai: You know I can't do that.
Leo: Then understand this: You come after them, I come after you. Hear me?
Karai: Loud and clear.

Leo: Let's see how you do against someone who can actually see.
Karai: Let's see how you do against someone who's better than you.
Leo: Let's see how you do against someone who's--Let's just go!

There are definitely more, but that's all I can think of right now. I'll add to this thread later as I think up more.

"The first rule of a Ninja is do no harm. Unless, you intend to do harm, then do LOTS OF HARM!"

End!

Splinter: How many times have I told you not to skateboard in the Lair?
Mikey: None, Sensei.
Splinter: I shouldn't have to tell you!

Splinter: A daimyo of the sixteenth century once said, 'In times of peace, never forget the possibility of war. In times of war, never forget compassion.'
Raph: I'm guessing that guy lost a lot of wars.

Leo: There's a force field? Why didn't you tell me?
Don: Because I wanted us to fail. OBVIOUSLY I DIDN"T KNOW!

Mikey: I think I'm gonna throw up. Or down. Or sideways. But one thing's for sure. I'm seriously gonna throw.

Kraang Prime: Kraang will not be stopped by pathetic mutants!
Mikey: Well, at least we're not stupid aliens!

Kraang Prime: By all Kraang, I am called Kraang, but you can call me Kraang.

Leo: Halt Krang!
Krang: The Halting of Krang is not a thing from the Turtles that Krang will be doing.

Leo: Wrong! The Halting of Krang is exactly wha- JUST HALT!
Donnie: What she we save first? The World, of the English language?

Leo: A force field? You said nothing about a force field?

Don: That's because I wanted our Mission to fail. Obviously I didn't know!!!!

Splinter: This is a difficult decision, I will meditate on this...it's Leonardo! *closes door*
Splinter: The first rule of being a Ninja is to do no harm. Unless you mean to do harm. Then do lots of harm!

Mikey: (to Rad Brad) There's my best buddy in the whole wide woorld!! (The way he said it was funny xD)

I love awkward Leo!! :tlol: There's that one scene he made a joke about Kraang and time punch card to Splinter and April but nobody laughed and he was like "..umm heheh.. *Awkward glances* where were we?" *looks at the plan*


Donnie's sarcastic smiling face was priceless. :lol:

OSome of my favorite quotes from this show


Leonardo: Donnie, what would happen if I rupture the power core?
Donatello: The whole place would go up,,, with US in it!
Leonardo: Go!
Donatello: Woah Leo, you're not thinking what I think you're thinking! HE'S THINKING IT!

favorite one so far:

donnie "All hail me!"

dont know why i like it, and i missed it the first time watching it, but it was just perfect

Raph: "We're out there risking our necks, and you're up here holding hands with the Foot!"

Mikey: "The heart is a soft muscle... squish." :toops:

Leo: All right, Mighty Mutants, let's do this.
Raph: Mighty Mutants? What, Dancing Dorks wasn't already taken?

Mikey: Thank you, and thank you. *Raph stabs a Kraang-Droid* And thank you.
Raph: How many times have I told you no celebrating 'till the fight is over?
Mikey: And how many times have I told YOU I thought it WAS over?

Mikey: Ahh, we're not that kinda sub!

That scene was classic.

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Mike's face...lol

"Kraang rules."

In case you can't tell, I was watching Baxter's Gambit while doing this. 8)

"I knew you ate my pizza, you LIAR!"

"Oh look, coins."

Dudes, Xever's a jerk."

"And I built a science fair volcano... but with actual molten lava! Burnt down the whole gynasium."

"Then we got ourselves a van!"

"He could be on his way to... church?"
"Wearing powered battle armour? What kind of church is that?"
A really AWESOME one."

"FREE KNIFE!"
"The note dummy."

"Hey we're not that kinda sub!"

"I love you."
"HE'S NOT FINE!"

"Well would you wanna look like Mikey?"
"I'M RIGHT HERE."

"It makes things go boom."
"Technically, it makes things go zweeeeschooo - pop."

"That's my favourite kind of copolymer!"

"Captain... Punch You Hard!"

"Hey, I'm Leo!" Guys, shhhh. We have to be quiet! Ninjas are quiet! Quiet down!"

"Blister Stockboy!"
"IT'S BAXTERRRR STOCKMAN! Your arch nemesis!"
"I could think of five nemesises that are way more archer than him."

"That's adorable... and sad, it's sadorable."

lol all of this XD

Master Splinter "If you are going to be effective as a team, you will need a leader"

Leo "Can i be the leader?"

Raph "Why should you be the leader, i kicked your butt i should be the leader"

Don "Hey I'm smarter than all of you put together it should be me"

Mikey "No way, it should be me"

*Other turtles stare blankly at Mikey*

Mikey "I don't really have a reason, i just think it would be neat"

Master Splinter "This is a difficult decision. I will meditate on this"

*shuts doors, comes back out 5 seconds later*

Master Splinter "It's Leonardo"

did i get the quote right? I'm terrible at remembering quotes

Yeah, you got it right mostly. And don't feel bad about messing up quotes. I do it all the time.

Raph: You understand me don't you, Spike? Chew on your leaf if you understand me.
Spike* chews on leaf*
Raph: Yeah, that's what I thought.
Splinter: I understand you too.
Raph: Geez, you gotta knock or something.
Splinter: Raphael, let me tell you a story.
Raph: Sensei, I don't think I'm in the mood for a story.
Splinter: Spike, chew on your leaf if you would like to hear a story.
Spike: *chews on leaf*
Splinter: Very well. When I was a young man, I was in love with a woman.
Raph: Oh, gee, look at the time.
Splinter: Sit!

I seriously thought about choosing "Captain PunchYouHard" as my username when I joined the 'Drome.

Ohhhh, that little throw-away gag had me almost screeching with laughter! :lol:

I liked this one (possible paraphrasing):

Mikey: "Go 'B-Team'!!"
Don: "Stop calling us that!"

Mikey: "You're not listening to me!"
Leo slaps him.
Mikey: "Did you just slap me?"
Leo: "I was calming you down."
Mikey: "Why would that calm me down?!"

Xever: "In prison we made our own weapons."
Bradford: "I'll remember that next time I'm stupid enough to end up there."

Don: "OOH. A centrifuge!"
Raph: (to Leo) "If I ever get that excited about a centrifuge just put me out of my misery."

If my opinion counts for anything, Donnie's right
Awe thanks mikey, but it doesnt
Didnt think so

Splinter: You already possess the kunoichi's greatest weapon. The mind.
April: Yeah, but when was the last time you saw someone hit a bad guy over the head with their mind?
Splinter: ...good point. Let's find you a weapon.

Where was "Captain Punch You Hard" said? I don't remember that line.

Leo: So, Sensei, now that we're fifteen, I think we're finally ready to go to the surface, don't you think?
Splinter: Yes.
Turtles: *cheer*
Splinter: And no.
Turtles *groan*
Don: I hate when he does that.
Splinter: Wisdom comes from experience and experience comes from making mistakes.
Don: Aha! So, in order to gain wisdom, we have to make mistakes.
Splinter: No.
Don: And yes?
Splinter: No.

Donnie: Who do we know that would be interested in stolen evil robot parts?
[...]
Leo, Donnie & Raph: Baxter Stockman!
Mikey: Donatello.
[...]
Mikey: ...Baxter Stockman!

^ my fav is from New Girl in Town after Leo confesses about Karai.

Splinter: many ninja have been deceived over the love of a woman
Mikey: what about Donatello?
Donnie slaps Mikey

This one. Donnie's hilarious when he's angry.

Nick overuses it but I like:

Don: BOOYAKASHA!!!
Mike: Sounds weird when he says it.
Raph: Sounds weird when you say it.

This one. Gets me every time. :P

When the turtles were sneaking up on Baxter Stockman in his hideout ("I Think His Name is Baxter Stockman"), and he was trying to think of a supervillain name for himself.

Ah, okay. I couldn't remember that.

Leo: Thank you, Sensei. And I think I know why you chose me to be the leader.
Splinter: Oh? Why is that?
Leo: Because you sensed in me a true warrior spirit that will forge us to be the heroes we are destined to become.
Splinter: No.
Leo: No? Then, why did you choose me to be leader?
Splinter: Because you asked.
Leo: That's it?
Splinter: As a leader, you will learn that there is no right or wrong. Only choices.
Leo: So, you could have picked any of us?
Splinter: Yes.
Leo: Even Mikey?
Splinter: No. That would have been wrong.

Don: She's the most beautiful girl I've ever seen.
Raph: Isn't she the only girl you ever seen?
Don: The point still stands.

Leo: Master Splinter said we had to stay away from humans, and bathrooms.

Kraang: Kraang is wrong. Kraang has the powercell. In Kraang's face.
Kraang: The powercell.
Kraang: The powercell.

Dr. Falco: Used him like a lab rat.
Mikey: Well it didn't work. You turned him into a monkey.

Raph: You're really gonna plug an advanced piece of military technology directly into Mikey's head? What if it melts his brain?!
Don: It won't. And even if it did, who'd know the difference?

"Your skills are impressive....

...but they will not save you."

Gives me goosebumps. Everytime.

Oh yeah!

(Sorry, couldn't resist.)

HAHAH you did it!!

I'm probably going to regret it whenever I'm off pain medication, but it seems awesome now. :D

Let's see...

Just a few exchanges I thought were funny:

Human: "AAAH Ugly Green Mutant Freak!"
Mikey: "But I got your cat!"
Human: "HELP HE'S GOT MY CAT!"
Mikey: "Dude!"

Don: "Why do I always get stuck with Mikey?"
Mikey: "Hey..."
Leo: "I don't want him, and I'm in charge!"
Mikey: "Hey..."

Splinter: "How did you get so hurt?"
Leo: Oh that, we were um,
Raph: hit
Don: by a
Mikey: Bus?

Nah, it's awesome! :D