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TMNTGUY4EVER 07-18-2003 04:28 PM

The worst movie ever
 
I was just wonderin what is the worst disney movie of all time and then just the worst movie of all time

Wingnut 07-18-2003 04:30 PM

Hmmm Jason X sucked pretty bad

TMNTGUY4EVER 07-18-2003 04:32 PM

i know i think that is like the 5th suckiest movie of all time, What is the worst disney movie you've ever seen

Wingnut 07-18-2003 04:43 PM

Treasure Planet SUCKED!

Kameko 07-18-2003 04:49 PM

Young Einstein.

Seriously, I watched about ten minutes and had to turn it off. It was worse than Lion King II, and that is BAD. :dead:

Taloniss 07-18-2003 05:38 PM

Don't watch Disney films.
Worst Movie Ever = The Ring

Leo33 07-18-2003 05:58 PM

I also hated the ring. The worst part is it seamed like everyone else I talked to loved it.

Brodie 07-18-2003 06:40 PM

Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3. or Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next generation.WAIT: FANTASTIC FOUR

Psycrow 07-18-2003 07:51 PM

Hm... can't think of a bad disney film really, all their huge titles seem to do quite well.

Worst movie of all time though? Has to be either Battlefield Earth (such rubbish), Python or Python 2, and Crack in the Floor (hey now, AC Slater is in it!!). Those movies are the worst things I've ever seen.

EZweasel 07-18-2003 08:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Wingnut
Hmmm Jason X sucked pretty bad

i actually thought Jason X was alright...now what sucked was friday the 13th 1 and jason goes to hell... those are the only 3 i seen and jason X was the best...but onto the worst movie ever...hmmmm im gona have to go with ..im actually thinking friday the 13th part 1 right now because thats the only thing i can think of but i know theres alot more that are terrible.

Leo656 07-18-2003 08:46 PM

I must be weird cuz I liked Lion King II. But then again I'm just a Lion King mark so that could explain it.

Worst Disney movie? I'unno, I haven't seen anywhere near enough to be able to judge that.

Worst movie I've seen is probably a toss-up between "Santa With Muscles" and "Three Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain", both Hulk Hogan movies. I'll give 3 Ninjas the nod, though, because Hulk Hogan gets beaten up by Loni Anderson. Repeatedly.

Raven 07-18-2003 09:02 PM

hhhhhmm batman and robin!!!!!!!!!!!!

Caster_Troy 07-18-2003 09:53 PM

Titanic.
Not even the special effects could make up for how much it sucked. I think that whole idea should have been axed so that they could make another 'Evil dead' or 'Hot Male Dancers Go Wild in Vegas' movie.

I could have saved those move people millions. Here is the new script the way Titanic should have been done if it had to be at all.

Rose: "Oh Jack, I love you."
Jack: "Oh rose I love you, too but we can ever be together."
Rose: "It's OK, Jack you're going to die anyway, saving me."
Jack: "...The hell? Well then get in that bedroom. If i'm dying for you, I'm damn well getting something for it."
(Boat sinks. Stuff blows up. Somehow Jack gets gored by a bull {I just wanna see Leo get gored is all} The End)

Pointblank 07-18-2003 10:30 PM

Those Air Bud, the dog who plays beaseball, basketball etc.. and the Chimp hockey movie and the other ones with animals doing sports disney movies. Does anyone even watch those things...
Terrible Terrible...

That Matt Guy 07-18-2003 10:37 PM

I've said it before, and I'll say it again: http://www.badmovies.org

Reznorite420 07-18-2003 11:05 PM

Can't rightly think of any bad Disney movies yet...

Worst overall movie? Unbreakable.

Fugitoid Jones 07-19-2003 12:29 AM

Well, just off the top of my head, some all time stinker films are Batman and Robin, Caddyshack 2, Little Nicky, Critters 2-4, JackAss:the movie, Monkeybone, Anacanda, Just about any Martin Lawerence movie, and Lost in Space. Worst Disney movie? Try any of the horrible sequels their coming out with. They can't think of any new or fresh ideas, so they make really crappy sequels to just about anything. Just surprised they haven't done Bambi 2: the Return of Bambi's Mom! I will give Disney this, they at least still have their collaborations with Pixar that are good.

Fugitoid Jones 07-19-2003 12:33 AM

Oh yeah, and Reznorite420, don't dis Unbreakable. That's a good movie.

The Stryker 07-19-2003 01:08 AM

Martin Lawerence Movies are cool (bad boys,national security and runteldat ruled!!)

the worst disney movie i ever seen is: Pirates Of the carribean (let the flaming begin!!!)

The worst movie....ever:its a toss up between batman and robin and...."plan 9" :D

Loolaa 07-19-2003 02:24 AM

I really liked Unbreakable. :lol:
As for bad Disney movies, I've never seen the straight to video ones but I've heard they're bad. Personally I hated The Little Mermaid, but there are proberbly worse Disney movies around.
I don't tend to watch movies if I think I'm going to hate them, but I remember the Garbage Pail Kids movie being awful, and the Care Bears ones...
More recently...Cats and Dogs. I went to the cinema thinking it'd be funny judging by the two clips I'd seen, but it turned out they were the only two funny parts in the movie anyway.

Psycrow 07-19-2003 02:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Reznorite420
Can't rightly think of any bad Disney movies yet...

Worst overall movie? Unbreakable.

Oh God, I saw Unbreakable in the theatres when it first came out...

Talk about... dissapointed... to the max!

That Matt Guy 07-19-2003 05:21 AM

:lol: These choices are laughable. It's obvious none of you are fans of trash films.

Moomintroll 07-19-2003 10:47 AM

Thats a lie! I love trash films! Anything B-Rated with many legged monsters, or anything with boobies or anything with Rob Zombie I am all over.

Now, for the bad and the ugly:
1)OK, any movie J-low ever "acted" in is CRAP, same as Meg Ryan, Sally met Harry my ASS...


Worst Disney Movie:

Hunchback of Noterdame - such a beautiful tragic story, RUINED by Disney, that Nazi asshole, (Yes, he gave Nazis money during WWII)
So if you haven't seen it: Kwazimoto, the ugly one, saves the day and the hot guy lays unconcious the whole time, and at the end, the hot guy wakes up and gets the girl anyways. That movie teaches us that no matter how good and nice you are, the hot will always win.

Worst movies:

2)"To Die For" was the only movie I left the theater from

3)"The Cradle will Rock" WAS ****ING AWFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

4)"Titanic" - WHY!? I don't understand! Why? Who let Leonardo deCaprio ACT!? - Kate sorta gave it SOME quility....

5)Adaptation - I really like Nicholas Cage, Maryl Streep and everyone who worked on that movie, so I don' understand why it was so bad...

6)Anything by Stanly Kubrick (hides cause people seem to think he is good...)

That Matt Guy 07-19-2003 10:51 AM

Titanic is a good movie, but forget Leo and Kate though; the boat and the iceberg were the real stars.

That Matt Guy 07-19-2003 10:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Moomintroll
6)Anything by Stanly Kubrick (hides cause people seem to think he is good...)

Who said that? Who the f*** said that? Who's the slimy little communist s***, tinkle-toed c**ksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh?! The fairy f***ing godmother said it! Out-F***ing-standing! I will PT you all until you f***ing die! I'll PT you until your a***holes are sucking buttermilk.

Full Metal Jacket is his best movie.

Leo656 07-19-2003 10:58 AM

What I hated about Titanic was the damned teenage girls in the theatres.

"Like, ok, omigawd, but like... that movie was, like, SO great! But like, it was like really, realy SAD, like, omigawd! I mean did it HAVE to be like SO sad? Like did the boat like HAVE to sink? I mean, like, why?"

Why? Why? Because the BOAT FRIGGIN' SANK YOU AIRHEADED TWIT!!! :evil:

See that's why I went dateless in high school. Girls hate it when you're honest like that. :P

Reznorite420 07-19-2003 10:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Fugitoid Jones
Oh yeah, and Reznorite420, don't dis Unbreakable. That's a good movie.

How can you call a movie that made no sense and was impossible to understand and had no point good?

Leo656 07-19-2003 10:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Reznorite420
Quote:

Originally Posted by Fugitoid Jones
Oh yeah, and Reznorite420, don't dis Unbreakable. That's a good movie.

How can you call a movie that made no sense and was impossible to understand and had no point good?

Well hey... the same can be said for "Dude, Where's My Car?", Rez. :lol:

Reznorite420 07-19-2003 11:03 AM

Yes, but "Dude, Where's My Car?" was INTENTIONALLY made that way. It was a comedy, and that's what they were AIMING for. I'm pretty sure the creators of Unbreakable weren't planning on their movie backfiring the way it did.

Leo656, you are the King of Fallacies.

Leo656 07-19-2003 11:08 AM

And you're apparently the king of smarmy, self-important know-it-alls, so step off before I lose my patience with you.

A bad movie is a bad movie, and anything with Ashton Kutcher in it is a bad movie. Period.

I don't know what your problem with me lately is, but I kindly suggest you chill.

Moomintroll 07-19-2003 11:08 AM

Quote:

Who said that? Who the f*** said that? Who's the slimy little communist s***, tinkle-toed c**ksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh?! The fairy f***ing godmother said it! Out-F***ing-standing! I will PT you all until you f***ing die! I'll PT you until your a***holes are sucking buttermilk.

Full Metal Jacket is his best movie.
haha
oooops, fogot, I do like that one, but I dislike everything else
like Clockwork Orange killed the point of the book, Space Odessy sucked, Shining was plain boring, and don't get me going on Eyes Wide Shut!!!!

Leo656 07-19-2003 11:16 AM

I didn't get why "Eyes Wide Shut" was supposed to be so great. I mean there were some nice boobs in there but nothing spectacular. And the orgy scene was edited to hell. I've seen the uncensored scenes and they still weren't good enough to raise it above "blah" for me. I'unno.

Mr. Snackpants 07-19-2003 11:32 AM

I'll tell you the worst movie of all time, I had to sit through the damn thing in my language class. "Romeo and Juliet", not the old one, but the modern one with leonardo dicaprio(sp?) It was romeo and juliet in the cities fighting with guns and singing and **** like that. It was never in theaters but its a movie and it counts. WORST movie EVER!!!!!!!!!!!

Leo656 07-19-2003 11:39 AM

Seems like poor Leo has a recurring theme of bad movies. :lol:

I liked "The Basketball Diaries", for what it's worth. Maybe because I find Leo DiCaprio strung out on heroin and pissing himself to be rather amusing in a perverse sort of way.

Reznorite420 07-19-2003 12:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Leo656
And you're apparently the king of smarmy, self-important know-it-alls, so step off before I lose my patience with you.

You want to lose your patience with me, fine, your problem. Apparently it's a crime to be logical nowadays, and I don't know where you got the idea of me being a "smarmary, self-important, know-it-all" from anyway. Your problem is you get upset every time you're proven wrong because apparently YOU are the one who seems to be the know-it-all around here, considering many of the uber-long posts you've written lately.
Quote:

Originally Posted by Leo656
A bad movie is a bad movie, and anything with Ashton Kutcher in it is a bad movie. Period.

Whoa, time out! When did I ever say "Dude, Where's My Car?" was a good movie? If anything, I hate it as much as you do. I've never seen it, but I still hate it :D OK, so maybe that was a bit fallacious too, but hey, the TV spots alone turned me off from it.
Quote:

Originally Posted by Leo656
I don't know what your problem with me lately is, but I kindly suggest you chill.

First off, I don't have a problem with you personally. In fact, I've been trying to get along with you on here and maybe be a buddy on the forums (JUST in the forums, though). The worst thing that could happen is for us to enemies online. I'd hate to see two intellectuals like you and me who should get along extremely well BASED on the fact that we're intellectuals turn into blood enemies for the same reason. The only problem I have is getting told off whenever I say my own opinion about something (which 9 times out of 10 is the exact opposite of the mainstream) and then having said person who told me off turning around and regarding their opinion about something being a fact. I'm pretty sure that has happened more than once here on the forums, and not just to me either :D

I don't want anything to get out of hand (mainly for my own sake, after-effects of stuff like this have gotten me banned from other forums, and I don't want to make the same mistake here, otherwise it'll prove I haven't learned anything when in fact I have), so I ask here and now:

"Can't we all just get along?"

Reznorite420 07-19-2003 12:23 PM

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Originally Posted by ben_wallace3
I'll tell you the worst movie of all time, I had to sit through the damn thing in my language class. "Romeo and Juliet", not the old one, but the modern one with leonardo dicaprio(sp?) It was romeo and juliet in the cities fighting with guns and singing and sh** like that. It was never in theaters but its a movie and it counts.

Ummm, as far as I remember, it WAS in theaters. But you're right, it was kinda bad. Anybody remember the suggestion I made a while back where I suggested that since it did take place in modern times instead of 16th century Verona, then they should've at least re-written the story into modern vernacular?

If I find the post, I'll show it. It'll take time since I have over 2000 posts, but it's there!

Moomintroll 07-19-2003 12:26 PM

Quote:

Seems like poor Leo has a recurring theme of bad movies.

I liked "The Basketball Diaries", for what it's worth. Maybe because I find Leo DiCaprio strung out on heroin and pissing himself to be rather amusing in a perverse sort of way.
HAHA
it was also better before they cut out all the good scenes

Leo656 07-19-2003 12:43 PM

I don't have a problem with you on a personal level either, Rez, but you have a habit of taking yourself and your opinions (and that IS all they are) way too seriously, to the point of stating them as facts, when they aren't. In this case, I don't even see why the hell THIS thread got involved, because I made a joke about "Dude..." being pointless and impossible to understand, and there was nothing to "prove" or disprove. You reacted defensively as if I had challenged you or something, when I didn't. There was nothing for you to "prove me wrong" about in this case. So what I said stands: just relax.

Maybe that's why I replied so harshly, because there was NO reason whatsoever for you to make the statement you did within the context of this thread/conversation, and it aggravated me.

In any case, I haven't reacted poorly or immaturely when proven wrong because, quite frankly, nobody around here has done that yet. See, the only way that can happen is if people state facst and not opinions. And that's what 99% of the conversations around here are: opinions. If I state my opinion, I may state it simply and matter-of-factly (i.e., "Titanic was a pile of dog sh*t"), but it's still just an opinion, thus there is nothing to prove or disprove.

So yeah, we can all just get along, just stop reading too much into things people type and we'll be fine. The last thing I want or need is someone else to argue with around here like the one guy whose name I'm not gonna say, or the guy whose banning I contributed to.

After all, I'd hate to write a John Cena rap about you. :lol:

Wingnut 07-19-2003 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Leo656
What I hated about Titanic was the damned teenage girls in the theatres.

"Like, ok, omigawd, but like... that movie was, like, SO great! But like, it was like really, realy SAD, like, omigawd! I mean did it HAVE to be like SO sad? Like did the boat like HAVE to sink? I mean, like, why?"

Why? Why? Because the BOAT FRIGGIN' SANK YOU AIRHEADED TWIT!!! :evil:

See that's why I went dateless in high school. Girls hate it when you're honest like that. :P

Yes the "Valley Girl" jibber jabber took about me out of the movie

Leo656 07-19-2003 01:05 PM

So many of them didn't even know the boat sank, I swear. I mean, that was the point of the damn movie.

Moomintroll: There were deleted scenes from "Basketball Diaries"? What were they? I'm interested.


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