If you found out the turtles themselves were real...
 

And they lived in the sewers of New York. I'm not talking random mutant turtles. I'm talking THE TURTLES! Leonardo, Michelangelo, Donatello, and Raphael. Their same looks (you can picture them how you want) and same personalities. (you can picture whatever turtle personality you want) What would you do? Would you tell everyone you know? Would you keep it yourself? Would you tell anyone at all? Would you try to go and see them? Would you try to tell scientists so they can do experiments on them and get money (if you do this you're sick) Would you try to kill them? (you're sick if you pick this too) Now also, let's just say you had absolute proof. What would you do?

I'm gonna be picturing the 2012 turtles for this, but anyway what I would do is I'd try to get to New York and find the sewers were they live. If I actually found out where they live, I'd try to sneak a peek at them but I'd just quietly peek at a wall. This might sound crazy but I'd try to get a picture of them. So what I would do is I'd look for em, try to get a peek of them, maybe sneak a picture on my phone if they aren't in the dojo training.

So here is a further what if. Let's just say they catch you and Leonardo says "Explain yourself!" Or something along those lines. What then? I'd just say "Hey I don't mean any harm. I'll delete the picture" Then I'd delete it and hope they let me go, and I'd promise I wouldn't tell anyone.

So what would you do if you found out they were real and they lived in the New York sewers? Also, if you did try to see them and they catched you, what then?

We're gonna be best buddies of course.

Wake up in the sewer lair, the tv is still on, playing Space Heroes. Mikey is in the kitchen humming to himself, making eggs and bacon for you. Leonardo tells you to brush your teeth, showing off his trademark Colgate Smile™. Raphael pats you on the shoulder and race you to the gym, and on the way you see Donatello installing a brand new laptop in your new room.

It would be awesome. Obviously Id try to meet them but I wouldn't expose them.

If the turtles are real then most likely Shredder is too or some evil villain.

Maybe April too :o Id ask them to introduce me to her.

I was thinking, if a human did try to be friends with them, I wonder if they would let you. I think every single Michelangelo would love it, but I don't know about anyone else. I think all the Donatello's would be ok with it, if you were a cute girl Donatello would be all for it, but I'm curious about all the Raphael's and Leonardo's. I think 2012 and 1987 Leonardo would be ok with it, not sure about 2012 and 1987 Raphael. If anyone would be against it would be 2003 and 1990 Raphael. I think 1987 Raphael wouldn't care, but 2003 and 1990 Raph would be against it. I'm not sure about 2012 Raphael.

I would try to raid their lair.

You're crazy.

I'd try to befriend them, and probably end up spending all my free time with them. Maybe even ask them to teach me. But I'd definitely want to go find them! And I'd invite them to visit me, too, of course.

I would tell em Viacom owes them a lot of money.

I get that this is off topic but I went to the website in your signature and I read "Goodbye Father", not sure if you yourself wrote it, but that was absolutely brilliant! One of the best TMNT fan fics I've read

..............I'd hit on April.............

They'll destroy your filthy casual ass.

I'd ask them if they had a good lawyer to get whats owed from out of the profits of the various movies, animated series and boat load of merchandise baring their likeness.

Gurl no. You'll need Hattori Hanzo swords.

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Nice one! :tlol:

I don't know....I guess I'd find them and ask them to take a picture with me........XD

I dunno, if they're the original movie turtles, I guess I'd try to track them down with a friend or two and bro it up. Eat pizza, share with them some of the raddest kung fu movies I know, and try to get a freestyle cypher going or something. :trazz:

i'd meet up if i could
 

If they made Zac and honorary turtle why not me. Me and Michelangelo would chill eat pizza and watch movies all day. That's the perfect lifestyle.

You mean they're not real?!

All this time I thought the Eastman/Laird charade was a cover up to the time they accidentally discovered Mike rummaging through their garbage!

The real Splinter was said to have passed around late 1988 because, hell, he was mutated around 1969; incidentally, the actual basis for "ooze" was somehow connected to radiation and nuclear byproducts associated with the early space program.

I'd try to befriend them, though I have a feeling they'd be wary to meet me, except for Mikey in this case as he always wants to make friends. I'd never expose them and would want to hang out with them if they'd let me.

If they were real I would tell everyone....

TOLD YA SO!!

:lol:

I would try to befriend them of course. I bet it would be a lot of fun to spend time with them.

I would respect the privacy and safety of their family.

I don't expect them to want me as a friend, but I probably should warn them about all these other people that know they exist. :lol:

Ha, I remember when I was a kid and one of my classmates swore blind he'd gone down the sewer and met them, I knew he was making it all up but I wished so much he wasn't!

I'd want to be their friend of course but if they let me I'd so end up mothering them, I'd be like 'Mikey, pick that skateboard up dammit!' Then bake them cookies... :D

Here's where I'd go first
 

I'd try my best to go and meet them. Maybe go for the 2012 turtles first. I'd tell them thanks for doing their part to keep the streets safe. Then I'd feel like I owed them so I'd ask if there was anything I could do in order to repay them. If I got really lucky, maybe Splinter would allow me to home school them, or at least take over part of the responsibilities. Surely they've got to be educated in the basics. Although I wonder if he lets them pursue education at their own paces? I'd much rather teach small groups than classes with 29 or so students anyway. So that'd be fun. Since they usually keep themselves hidden, I wouldn't tell anyone unless they asked me to do otherwise.

lolled at Cubed wanting to raid their lair! You better hope Leatherhead hasn't made it back from Dimension X yet, dude. He'll probably grab you by the face! Well if it's the 2012 turtles you're planning on raiding, that is. If LH ain't there, Raph would probably dunk your head in something unmensionable until you did or said just about anything he wanted. He might even pull the Cubed puppet bit on you. You better prepare yourself to fend off one ticked Raph or another depending on which incarnation you choose, man. Even if you went with 87, you'd be in biiig trouble. Cajun LH would probably be visiting the city and attempt to eat you.You might run into Irma wandering around down there and she might give you a face full of hairspray or throw her curler grenades your way. She'd also ask you if you were single, I'm betting. Do you dare to face the wrath of 87 Irma alone? There's no telling who you'd meet down there. Go with 2k3. Maybe Bishop would have your back. Yes, you're crazy, but sometimes crazy works. haha! Been a long and tiresome day, Cubed. Thanks! I needed that.

When it comes to visiting the 2012 sewers, I'd be very very leery of randomly placed mutagen canisters. Boy that'd suck to end up getting to the lair as some sort of extremely messed up mutant. "Hi guys, I'm Sluggie the neighborly slug. Wanna be pals? No Mikey, I don't want any popcorn! No! Put down that salt!" Or worse, I'd run into RK's failed experiment or the squirelanoids before I got there depending on the hand life dealt me. I'd hope for an uneventfull trip, but those 2012 sewers are friggin scary. It'd be just my luck to stumble across an escaped Mutagen Man in the dark. Or the cockroach terminator. God! One would hope the turtles wouldn't be too far behind. I'd rather take a bunch of dromers no matter the incarnation because getting to the lair wouldn't be fun if I traveled by myself. It'd suck to be the only one who knew the TMNT anyway. I'd probably get attacked the moment I stepped in! At least I would hope they'd ask questions first. I have other turtle realities I'd like to visit but more on those some time later. Nice thread.

I would seriously try to raid their lair. Donatello is always coming up with crazy inventions and who wouldn't want that stuff? In the original toon he created a device that could freeze time for god sakes!

Mikey would likely have some vintage comics or toys I could sell on ebay and make a profit.

For Leonardo I would swipe his katana blades and sell them for a high price.

For Raphael I dunno, but he usually has some cool swag.


The Turtles own interesting stuff and I would pick their lair clean. I'd be pack rat.

I am not actually sure how I would feel. Mutant turtles wielding weapons!!!! what if you approached them with the intent to be friends, but they attack you? that would be what went through my mind.

I guess if things went well tho, it would be well cool to hang out with them, play video games and eat pizza.

Definitely would try to be friends with them. How awesome it would be!!

I would try to become friends with them, after tracking them down first.

Then i would try to get Ninjutsu lessons from Splinter

Ask them if they knew how to get to the Technodrome.

Yeah I always wanted to raid the technodrome when I was a kid. The enterior was huge and it looked fun to explore.

Go down there lair. Chill, Bring some Dro, Make a pizza run, do some ninja stuff, play some video games. Just Bro stuff.

I'd sell the info to Bishop for tons of $$$.

You wanna watch out for Bishop though. He might consider you a loose end and turn you into one of those wacky monsters he keeps in crates. Then he'd probably take his money back. You might have better luck doing business with Mr. Arboost! Nah wait, then you'd have to listen to him ranting about the golden puck for hours on end. Ya know, Bishop would probably be the lesser of two evils. I hear he makes a mean Egg cream.

It would have to be the OT, 2k3 turtles or the ones from the first movie. I'd try to be friends with them and hang out in their lair if they allowed me of course lol I wouldn't be interested in looking for the 2012 turtles.

I followed them until they get their hands on some ooze, because you know they will, then when when they are asleep i steal the ooze and turn my self into a kick ass mutant turtle. Then i change my name into Slash or Kirby...
When i was little i had a pet turtle and when i watched cartoon (The episode where Splinter tells their origin) i thought it was just ordinary water and splinter rubbing them that mutated them so i washed my turtle and rubbed it until it was shiny, but nothing happened. I was a stupid kid...

I'd just tell 'em to hook a ***** up with some pizza.

I'd expose them, make a ton of money, use said money to buy merchandise based off of them, and laugh as I watch them get carried away to labs for investigation.

Haha, just kidding. I'd try to be friends with them and just hang out in the lair, but I probably wouldn't go on missions because not only am I really lazy but I'd probably get killed because I'm extremely un-athletic. While they're on missions I'd crack one liners with Splinter down in the lair. I don't know if they'd really keep me around or not though, since I wouldn't really contribute much to the team...I mean, physique wise I'm pretty much Timothy :lol: I'd enjoy hanging with Don and Leo the most. I would be the extremely sarcastic down to earth member of their team :P (by the way, referring to the Nick turtles)

Ugh, why did I look at this thread...now I won't be able to stop thinking about my life if the TMNT universe existed.