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Alright... I'm getting sick of this....
Alright. YET AGAIN, some mental defective from this board decided to IM me and start some sh*t. So apologies to all, but for the sake of awareness (and making the offending party look like a complete retard), I'm posting the IM.
If the person who IMed me reads this: Congratulations, dipsh*t, now you have EVERYONE laughing at you, not just me. Don't throw rocks at a guy who has a machine gun, you little tool. ------------------------------------ the fake frowns: son of a ****ing bitch your girlfriend is a man the fake frowns: mullets suck ass the fake frowns: get your poor ass to a barber KalEl656: aaaand who would you be? the fake frowns: **** why do you care, KalEl656: well, if you're gonna waste your time IMing me for no reason, why shouldnt I waste my time asking who you are? the fake frowns: why does your girlfriend look like a man the fake frowns: she wears dyke shorts KalEl656: what would you even know about it? You haven't had any pussy since pussy had you, boy KalEl656: I'm guessing you're either MZ or PW, right? the fake frowns: the question is why would you want that nasty **** the fake frowns: nope KalEl656: well you're obviously someone from the 'Drome, because that's the only place I have my SN listed the fake frowns: your not very smart KalEl656: just citing precedent. There's only two people stupid enough to waste my time with this crap. the fake frowns: your outdated haircut proves how dumb you are KalEl656: wow, you really got me there, Champ. Spoken like a true 10 year old. Mommy know you're on the computer this late? the fake frowns: shouldnt you be watching the wwf while lubing yourself up for GK the fake frowns: since you two are so "close" the fake frowns: you faggish lil nwo club KalEl656: funny how two "****" get more pussy than your whole ****ing kindergarten class, kid the fake frowns: i dont think you can consider your manly "girl"friend pussy the fake frowns: go chomp on a dick, redneck bastars the fake frowns: d KalEl656: there are rednecks in Jersey? Weird.... KalEl656: oh thats right I forgot, they dont teach Geography in kindergarten the fake frowns: jersey must be filled with lots of ugly men with mullets who have nasty ass girlfriends that they consider attractive the fake frowns: jersery must be filled with many dick suckers like yourself KalEl656: you sure have a preoccupation with my dick the fake frowns: i bet you and all the other mullet headed men could suck a golf ball through a garden hose KalEl656: No..... but your mother tells me I've mastered the Ancient Tongue Tornado Technique KalEl656: at least that's what she said LAST night... but she might have just been lying so I'd give her the crack rock I promised her the fake frowns: of course you want to go for dead mothers KalEl656: yeah... I was afraid my flashlight was gonna die KalEl656: luckily she wasnt buried that deep KalEl656: they did a real half-assed job the fake frowns: of course poor movers like you couldnt afford a pack of batteries KalEl656: lemme guess.... you guys went for the discount funeral right? KalEl656: Wow cool, you've been studying me. I'm flattered the fake frowns: maybe thats why you are stuck with your greasy ass mullet and the nasty fat guirl KalEl656: Stalker the fake frowns: you cant take her anywhere fancy the fake frowns: mickey d's is all you can afford with you ****** salary KalEl656: dude Mickey D's is ****ing nasty the fake frowns: and you are a tmnt fan too, mr laird must be embarassed KalEl656: you eat that ****? KalEl656: You must be like 400 pounds the fake frowns: apparently your girlfriend doesnt think so it seems she eats to much she needs to lose some wait KalEl656: you must spend hours and hours staring at her pic... and since it's been like 3 months since it was posted, I'm guessing that you've spent alllll day going through pages and pages of old threads looking for stuff to talk **** to me about... very productive use of your time KalEl656: And while I'm flattered that you've decided to become obsessed with me to the point of stalking, your behavior leads me to believe one thing: KalEl656: You're gay, and you wanna blow me KalEl656: Again, flattered, but sorry the fake frowns: you'd need a dick first the fake frowns: i think your fat ass girl thought it was a hot dog the fake frowns: shes using you for the food man KalEl656: Clever. Your mother teach you that? KalEl656: I'll be sure and ask her... next time I hold a ****ing seance the fake frowns: does GK love your dickless body? KalEl656: wouldn't know, he lives on the entire other side of the country... but as far as I know, he gets more female ass than a toilet seat in Kid Rock's private plane, so I'm pretty sure I'm a bit too mannish for him the fake frowns: mannish the fake frowns: not a word to describe you the fake frowns: how about, gay, retarded, or mullet the fake frowns: two words can describe you the fake frowns: white trash KalEl656: well, I'm pretty sure I'm not gay since I'm all about pussy... I did fairly well in school and you're probably in your fourth year of kindergarten, and SO many chicks wanna pet my hair it's not even funny KalEl656: Can't really argue the white trash thing though, since I don't particularly take it as an insult... I'm white... the fake frowns: how about your trailor, double wide the fake frowns: ? the fake frowns: toyota pick up i suppose KalEl656: don't live in a trailer, I live in an apartment KalEl656: and I don't drive KalEl656: my girlfriend has a '98 Dodge Neon though KalEl656: very cool shade of purple the fake frowns: must have won it, stole it, or had you and your hick buddies put it together KalEl656: actually her uncle bought it for her... I wish I did have some hick buddies who could do that ****, I need a car the fake frowns: cant afford it the fake frowns: poor bastard KalEl656: nope, I can't KalEl656: Jersey is the most expensive state in the country besides New York dude KalEl656: statistical fact the fake frowns: hahahahahah your a low class son of a bitch KalEl656: aint like I'm any different from thousands of other people living in this state, a one-bedroom apartment costs about a grand here without utilities -------------------------------------------- After that he apparently got bored of me making him look stupid and signed off. Either that, or he went to go look for a dictionary to correct the insane amount of spelling and grammatical errors he made. I must be doing something right if I'm attracting all this attention. Go me. Further proof: Me and GK are Gods amongst ants. :D After this, anyone attempting to randomly IM me, don't expect a reply. 75% of the people who IM me from here are only trying to start sh*t, and I seriously can't be bothered. If you aren't on my buddy list and you wanna talk to me, talk to someone who is. |
What has this world come to? We're being invaded by *******s. *runs and hides*
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That was SO funny! :lol: The poor guy had it coming. You must be that popular, Leo. :D |
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The 'Tornado Tongue' thing made me choke on my soda.
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dude leo you were cool you put that loser in his place!
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he's a d*ck leo
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Sure is. Anyone have any idea who the hellhe is? I'm morbidly curious.
I mean, really. Who among us is THAT bored, THAT inconsequential, THAT just flat-out retarded, to scan dozens and dozens of pages of threads, picking bits and pieces of each one, and then IMing me using said thread bits as "ammo"? "Oooh, you're a mover, you scumbag." "Ooooh, you have a mullet." "Oh, wow, your girlfriend is fat".... and she's not, but whatever. See, I have no sympathy for people like this. He obviously suffers from a severe mental affliction, combined with a probable single-digit age. It's just like the hemophiliac kid I went to high school with, who thought his dangerous, life-threateningly frail condition made him immune from other people and therefore he could talk as much sh*t as he wanted... until someone got fed up with it and stuffed his scrawny little "oh my god I have a hangnail I'm gonna bleed to death" ass in a locker. In this case, being clinically retarded doesn't save you from my wrath. Therefore, I can make fun of someone's dead mother and talk about defiling her corpse, and do it with a smile and a clear conscience. If "the fake frowns" IMs you, feel free to either block him, OR, feel free to make him look like a complete assclown and post it here. I am absolutely certain that the guy isn't gonna come forward on this board, so the whole "board vs AIM" dispute shouldn't be an issue. And if he does, he'll eventually say something stupid and get himself warned and eventually banned anyway. You know... like EVERYONE ELSE on this board who tried to F*CK WITH nWo TECH. Seriously, we got two down already. I'd love to make the third time the charm if this idiot steps up. But he won't. So whateva. Glad everyone found it amusing though. It was certainly fun. I'm still chuckling over the whole "seance" crack, myself. |
It was me! Muhahahahaha
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Not only are you a lot more intelligent than that, Matthew, but I've spoken with you enough to know that you could not possibly exercise such poor grammar and syntax even if someone were holding a German Luger to your head.
However, for claiming it was you, I shall be referring to you as "Mathias" for the near future, for no reason other than I find it somewhat amusing. Good day to you.... Mathias. |
:lol: I know, if it were me I would have come up with more intelligent insults than "you live in a trailor" It was probably our old pal PWEDSAI.
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Wouldn't surprise me. Somehow his SN looked familiar but I can't place from where.
I almost hope it's someone new, that way they could try and play me out publicly, then get banned after I punked him out. It never fails. PWD? Gone. MZ? Gone. And I'm proud to say I had something to do with it. After PW got banned I almost got tennis elbow from patting myself on the back so hard. I mean... at least Matt would come up with something creative, like implying I slept with relatives... or sheep... or trees... ANYthing's more creative than "you have a mullet you live in a trailer dur dur durrrrr....." |
Solid Snake has a mullet, and he'll kick your ass! :D
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Re: Alright... I'm getting sick of this....
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Sean,
I bow before your come back skills
I am officially in awe. Dude, in other words... You ROCK. And as a side note, the mullet is sexy. |
Whoa, when was the last time you made a post, Vespera?
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And yes, my mullet is indeed sexy, as noted by my surprisingly high HotOrNot.com rating. :D And incidentally, I was flipping through the old post that started all the trouble with MZ and PW, the one where GK and I replied to their childish flames by just posting pictures of wrestlers with funny captions, and I have my suspicions based on MZ's grammar and typical "go choke on a d*ck" flaming style that it could very well have been him who IMed me earlier. Ah well. Either way, I had a laugh. And I saw that old "Krang as Comic Book Guy" picture I made and nearly busted a gut laughing. That was great. :lol: |
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"Hey fella I bet you still livin' in your parents' cellar Downloadin' pictures of Sarah Michelle Gellar" Gotta be one of my favorite Weird Al songs of all time, if not my absolute favorite. |
Bwahahaaaa... though not entirely where I got my inspiration from for that post, still relevant. I was angling towards Jennifer Love Hewitt but "Buffy" seems pretty popular amongst TMNT fans...
And I somehow hear that song in my head at work a lot. probably cuz we move a lot of computer equipment and such. |
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*sigh*
I'm constantly amazed by the things people will waste their time on. All that time and energy that's gone into trying to annoy you...time and energy that could be SO much better spent. |
Tell me about it. I got laid today. I bet HE didn't. :P
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Man, it's great how PW's life revolves around me and Leo. He probably sits up all night thinking about ways to get back at us. ...To bad we bitch slap him down to size every time :P |
It aint easy bein' nWo Tech. It aint easy bein' smarter, funnier, sexier, and just plain better than everyone else.
Oh, wait.... yeah it is. :lol: |
Closest thing I ever got was pressing 1 (234) 567 8910 when I was learning the number system on my dad's kick ass Jolly Green Giant phone.
Loooong distance! I honestly have no idea where I called, but I do remember a nice lady telling me my parents wouldn't like it if I did that again. Hmmm... |
I wonder why he bothers you two, I don't even remember either of you ever doing anything thing to him. That guy's stupid.
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He seems to be obsessed with Leo's lady.... OH! maybe he's in love with leo! |
MZ and PW apparently have hated us ever since that "So where are you guys from?" thread that got way out of hand, with all the pictures of wrestlers and such.
I think that's probably my favorite "thread poisoning" moment, right up there with Easter when I was drunk on Guinness, BIC Donie started flaming Tokka (who I actually defended) and spamming the board after a religious argument gone bad (are there any other kinds?), and none of the Mods were around so Machias told us to just ruin every thread by acting like a$$holes until Krang finally showed up. I'm sure GK remembers. "The preceding post was paid for by the New World Order." :lol: Classic. Anyways yeah after that thread with the wrestlers pics was when MZ and PW started hasslin' me. Probably because the way GK and I handled the situation was SO much funnier than their little "your gay go choke on a d*ck you ***" routine. They feel insecure because they got slapped with the proverbial "penis across the forehead". And so they should. "And I shall strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt to be PLAYA-HATIN' SONS'A B*TCHES, now can you dig that?!" - nWo 25:17 |
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Bwaaaahahahahaaa, yesssss.....
I'd suggest digging up those old threads, as they're still there, but 80% of the posts ended up getting deleted so they really aren't as funny. We really were way more obnoxious than usual that night. :P |
Yeah, it's a shame we didn't save them as logs or something, 'cause then we could have released it as our Greatest Hits album.
That and the Letter writing campaign bit we kept doing to eachother :lol: |
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Legal Dept.
Sunday, July 27, 2003
8:00am EST From: Bob, nWo Tech Legal Dept. To: Steve, nWo Tech Legal Dept. Re: Email correspondence Steve Bob here. My client, Leo656, feels it necessary to remind you that due to the sensitive nature of said earlier correspondence (i.e., accusations of "playa-hatin'" on behalf of my client), it was mutually agreed upon that said correspondence would no longer be a matter of public record. He is very embarrassed by this, and having it brought up in public has left him very emotionally disturbed. Currently, he is throwing cats at random strangers who pass by his house while screaming for someone to bring him at least 63% of Angelina Jolie "smothered in mayonnaise". For the sake of my client and his mental health, please refrain from airing our dirty laundry in public in the future. Thanks. Eagerly awaiting that invitation to the annual nWo Tech Legal Dept. barbecue... Bob nWo Tech Legal Dept. |
Eh... Angelina Jolie smothered in mayonaise? Sounds good to me.
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Damn right... I LOVE mayonnaise! :D
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Sunday, July 27, 2003
8:15am EST From: Steve, nWo Tech Legal Dept. To: Bob, nWo Tech Legal Dept. Re: Email correspondence Bob, Steve here. I've talked to my client regarding the recent incident. Isn't it a shame how these too can't just get along? They're kind of like Queen Circa 1985 during all of the rumors of their impending break up. However, if that was the case, who would be freddy mercury? My client claims to be the Roger Taylor of their Queen group. If this has anything to do with Queen's "I want to break free" Video, I'm not sure. In closing, My Client will post more pictures of Sailor Moon cosplayers if the situation becomes that desperate. please keep in contact. Steve |
Cosplayers, eh...?
Sunday, July 27, 2003
8:16am EST From: Bob, nWo Tech Legal Dept. To: Steve, nWo Tech Legal Dept. Re: Email correspondence Steve, Bob again. I begrudgingly must concede that my client, one Leo656 (hereby demanding to be referred to in print as "Shasta McNasty"), is suffering from extremely erratic behavior due to a severely worsening mental condition. "Shasta" has spent the last five minutes dropping water balloons on passers-by from his second-floor window while screaming "I am Henry the Eighth, I am!" upon impact, while dressed in a low-quality childrens' He-Man (tm) costume from 1985 which, sadly, no longer fits quite right. Which reminds me... I think Leo... er... "Shasta"... left his "medicine" at your client Grunger Kittie's (who my client hereby insists be referred to in print as "Honky McCrackerton") house. I suggest we get the two of them together as soon as possible before my client ruins any more furniture or impregnates any more of the female staff. And incidentally, make those photos the ones of the Supergirl cosplayer, and I'm all for it. Bob |
Sunday, July 27, 2003
8:43am EST From: Steve, nWo Tech Legal Dept. To: Bob, nWo Tech Legal Dept. Re: Email correspondence Hey Bob, it's steve again. My Client, (One, "Honky McCrackerton") Has indeed found your client's(One, Shasta McNasty) "Medicine" in his house. Honky insists however, that we must refer to said medicine as "pain go bye bye cigarettes" from this moment forward. ...On second thought... Up on closer examination of the "Pain go bye bye Cigarette" box, we have discovered a note inside that reads the following: "Dearest Sean, my closest love. I owe you one new box of the greenest of treats. Sincerely, Sean." On a better note, here is that Supergirl cosplayer you requested. http://www.picubed.com/alisachan/2/supergirl06.jpg |
Sunday, July 27, 2003
8:56am EST From: Bob, nWo Tech Legal Dept. To: Steve, nWo Tech Legal Dept. Re: Email correspondence Steve, Bob again. My client, one Leo656 (now no longer answering to "Shasta McNasty", instead demanding to be referred to as "Baron Von Shagz-A-Lot") was quite relieved upon recovery of the... "pain go bye bye" cigarettes. However, upon hearing that the supply was running low, as it were, he as regressed even further. He has re-dubbed your client "Hatey McWhitebread" and is blaming "The Man" for his current state. Furthermore, the higher-ups are considering disbanding nWo Tech because everyone involved is a bunch of po-.... er... "pain go bye bye cigarette"-heads. These guys need to get their respective acts together, and fast. Personally, I'm at a loss. On a better note.... hot damn. :o Bob |
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