You might be obsessed with the TMNT if...
 

Thought this might be fun.


...you can't go 24 hours without checking the Drome for something you may have missed.

You might be obsessed if...

You tattoo one of the names of the creators on to your arm.

...if suggestive talk on this forum, questions about loincloths, Pringles flavors, and fan lust online has you unintentionally dreaming something you should not be dreaming. >.>

...scoring a new hard to find TMNT item is better than free [family friendly].

...if you're emotionally invested enough that you find the use of new, unflattering designs offensive to the characters.

...if you're emotionally invested enough that you are offended at others not liking the new designs as if someone just called your child a fugly bridge troll.

Or both! :twink:

...If you write erotic fanfics everyday.

If you write erotic fanfics featuring your own glorified self-insert character every day.

If you write t-cest fanfics with self insert characters every day.

...if you have even worse dreams now because of this thread...

If you write erotic tcest fanfic with self insert characters that contain over 20 chapters every day.

That's a tattoo !!! I thought it was just Sharpie. You win bro. Regardless of how long this thread goes, the winner has already been announced. :lol:

Well it started off as a sharpie. Kevin and Peter signed it and that's the finished product in my avatar. If you like that you should see the rest of the tattoo.

If you suddenly find yourself actively looking for items to buy promoting or featuring the characters- that you wouldn't NORMALLY buy otherwise. (Yeah, I'll say it- I've switched to Crush just to get the free movie tickets!)

When listening to the Ninjago theme, you say "ra" instead of "go".

You fear swimming in rivers, because Fishface might be there.

When someone calls you a "dirtbag", you call them a "groundchuck".

That'd be great! Please do.

When you check Tumblr every day for posts your fellow fans have made about TMNT.

When you use terms like "shellacious" and "what the shell" in casual conversation.

... when you think Turtles Forever is a insult to the original Turtles.
... if you can't choose a favourite show, cause you all like them

... When you discuss the PD turtles choice of underwear..

...when you look for a NYC-button cause new movie Leo has one.
(yes I did :P)

... when you look for enough old skateboards to build a chair out of them.
(don´t have enough......:cry:)

When you feel inclined to make inapproriate jokes about certain turtle anatomy in a thread about pringles.

You spend a lot of time writing fan fics about them.

You shout out "Booyakasha!" when something awesome happens.

You invented the word "shelltastic" because you thought it would make a good TMNT phrase.

You really want to go to Build-A-Bear and get one of the TMNT plushes (and I'm sure you can guess which one I want).

You name people you don't like as villains on the show. Ex, "That guy's a real Shredder."

...if you're well versed enough in character personalities that you can pretty much pair anyone with their likely TMNT match.


(e.g. As kids my younger sister and I were definitely more of a Leo-Raph dynamic, but she grew up to be more of a Mikey.)

When you try and scale all your custom figures to match your NECA turtles even though 6 inch is the norm.

When Kevin Eastman has higher celebrity status for you than any movie star or sports player.

When you can rank your top 5 TMNT artists off the top of your head.

you wash your Raphael meat lovers pizza down with a can of Raphael Strawberry Crush, wipe your face with a Nick toon napkin and eat a pack of TMNT fruit snacks for dessert. :tcool:

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When you hardly go a day without quoting or thinking about quoting the movies. Can I just say, the first movie has quotes that can be applied to almost any situation... its really crazy.

^this is me, Lol!!!! I drive my hubby crazy.
You might be obsessed with the TMNT if you use the OT lingo all the time!!!
(Cool, Awesome, Rad, bodacious, cowabunga dudes):D

You sir, are a connoisseur of the esquisite. A man of excellence, with taste above reproach. :D

:lol: thanx bro

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Get it? Got it. Ooooo Kayeeeee. :tgrin:

You just described a little bit about what heaven must feel like if there is indeed such a thing.

you might be obsessed with the TMNT if you can look around your room and count over 50 turtles without getting out of your seat

Yes!! Totally these! :D (I got a signed Kevin Eastman book as a gift and my hands shook so badly I had to put it down in case I damaged it :lol:)

Also...

You might be obsessed if...

You always leave the house with some sort of TMNT item on you,
You own more TMNT tshirts than there are days in the week to wear them,
You realise while being on the phone you managed to doodle at least two characters without actually meaning to.
You visit NYC and take more pictures of sewer covers than is probably deemed sane.

Ooh this is amazing.

Mine is a bit tame but heh.

1. Have TMNT 2012 fan art as my mobile lock screen.
2. Have OoTS wallpaper for my ipad and Playstation.
3. Have an OT TMNT ringtone (exactly as 2k12 Donnie's T-Cell) and alarm sound.

My profile pic on my hubby's phone is Mikey. His ringtone when I call is the OT theme. And my computer wallpaper is almost always TMNT-related..... Yup. I'm definitely in the running, here.

You going to sleep in a bed draped with Ninja Turtle sheets and blankets too, while wearing your TMNT pajamas? :P

...if you consider owning a tablet a bit more because a TMNT pic too small for the computer would make a nice wallpaper for a tablet.


To be a true ninja fan you must be at one with the Turtles. :D

People can have it, as for me... well they aren't using it so I'm just gonna move here:

You name/rename your children after your favorite characters.

You name/rename your pets after your favorite characters.

You get four Turtles at petco specifically for the chance to say you own Leonardo, Raphael, Donatello, and Michelangelo.

You have dreams of yourself being in a relationship with your favorite character.

You write your own version of the TV, Anime, Film, Comic book with the hopes of it being the next incarnation of TMNT.

You are able to factor TMNT into any subject.

You start your own TMNT religion. (Hey it could happen, there's a jedi religion after all)

You go on seventh sanctum and are disappointed that they don't have a mutant name generator.

You go onto Deviant art looking for a mutant generator so you can create your own mutant OC.

You suggest having a TMNT theme week at B.R.E.A.D. Camp.

If B.R.E.A.D. Camp does have a TMNT week you are disappointed because you are too old to attend even as a camp councilor.

If you think those clear deposit canisters from the bank's drive through would look really cool filled with glowing green gel.

If your computer is surrounded by TMNT figures. (Well, I have a Deadpool bank and a Spidey figure, too, but mostly it's Turtles.)

If you have a TMNT playlist, filled with all of the movie soundtracks, COoOS, and various sound clips, remixes of the themes and readings of some of the audio books. :D

Also, if you have one or more Turtle decals on your car.

I never thought of this, my life has been changed forever. :o

If only I wasn't against defacing someone else's property, I'd take a thick marker and write TCRI on it. (Imagine if fans everywhere started doing this and made it a thing... lol)