Continue The Story Game
 

I love this game. I will start a sentence for a story, and the next poster continues it. Each sentence must be 7 words long in each post.

I'll start:

It was a grey and cloudy day

Robert Plant was singing 'The Rain Song',

while standing with his thumb in the air

Hoping to catch a ride before the

asteroid crashed into his mom's house

Which was hurtling through space at an

incredibly slow, almost turtle like speed

Which was very fortunate for Mrs. Plant

When all of a sudden, Space Cats!

Came down and began making love to

The regular cats in the neighborhood, which

Caused the dogs to start barking repeatedly.

Which woke up all of the sleeping

Babies in the world and then

They began crying buckets of tears that

Somehow formed into little watery gremlin creatures

Which then started to rob the banks,

And the town went broke because of

The very hungry armadillos, who then decided

to try and resurect all of the dinosaurs.

But there was a problem with that

before they could do it, they had to find the cosmic cube.

The cosmic cube, which happens to be

in the evil lair of the super

evil scientist who is trying to create

Four giant, ugly mutated, manly turtles.

However, the project went wrong and the

turtles started farting fire instead. So then

A little old lady walked up with a fire extinguisher and a can of gasoline

"Viva la resistance!" She shouted before a

brick came flying from denmark and then

Hit her head, bashing her skull in, causing her drop the gas can, which..

rolled into the new york donut shop,

where a police officer saw it and

Picked it up, examining it in puzzlement

Suddenly, Chuck Liddell came running into the shop.

And breathlessly exclaimed "Put that down it's-"

going to rip out your ribs one by one!

To which the police officer quickly obeyed

and that caused Chuck to walk up to the officer and