Happy Birthday Pee Wee Herman
 

That sick f*** Paul "Pee Wee Herman" Reubens is 51 years old today.
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WOW

I didn't realize that perverted bastard was so old.

Uh...how's he perverted?? :-?

Masturbating in public can give a guy the codename "Pevert."

I say we all go whack off in a movie theatre to commemerate this sick ****s birthday! :P

:lol: sounds good to to me

Yeah, the child pornography charges aren't helping his anti-pervertousity any further.

I used to love Pee Wee when I was a kid.....twisted bastard...

that's all the more reason to love him now, I say.

remeber he use to host that show "you dont know jack"

funny because jack is what he did in a movie if you get my drift :wink:

He didn't do nothin' any of us haven't done... he just got caught. :evilgrin:

Happy Birthday, Pee-Wee. Shine on you crazy, chicken-jerking diamond.

Why is it bad to masturbate to porn? Thats all he really did.

its ok at home I guess but not at a theator wich is were he was.

It's a little shady and kinda hygenically unappetizing but seriously, how many people do that? How many people in the city go to those booths where you pay a lady to dance behind a glass window while you "take care of business"? Tons. The only reason Pee-Wee gets made fun of for it is because he was famous, and because the show he hosted was aimed mostly at children (well... and stoners too). If he wasn't famous, nobody would have cared. Pee-Wee's an ok guy.

Y'know before he was Pee-Wee he got arrested a lot for LSD and marijuana possession? I think that's f*ckin' funny.

He exposed himself in public. In the USA that's illegal.

That reminds me of Clerks...

Randal: I wonder how much Jizz Moppers make.
Dante: Jizz Moppers?
Randal: You know, those guys who go into the nudie booths and clean up after a guy gets off.

(Or something.)

That was GREAT! :lol:

I love that damn movie.

I guess you people are forgetting that he owns/owned massive amounts of child porn.

What do you expect from some guy who had to spend his saturday mornings with puppets and Laurence Fishbourne in a cowboy uniform.

Well, to be fair he WAS always trying to look up Miss Yvonne's skirt...

I never heard about the child porn thing..I don't many people have. Maybe, just maybe, that's a god damn lie. Pee Wee's cool..You ain't got nothin' on him!! :evil:

Peewee Herman was cool when I was a kid. His show was the world's first children show based on ADD. Haha. :D

And you can't knock on the fact of the crazy words that machine spurt out from time to time. And the dancing squirrels! :D

Does anyone remember Cheech & Chong? :D

Hehe... "Up in Smoke"!! :D

Uh, no.

All Right ill meet you guys there. *runs as far away from the theatre as he can*

How can you not remember them? They kick ass!

Well, in case anyone doesn't know, Pee Wee was in some of their movies.

Ya I know...It's kinda sad.....

"Hey man, it's dave open up! I got the goods!"

"Who?"

"It's dave open up!"

"Who?"

"It's dave!"

"Dave?"

That's right, now open the door."

"Daves not here!"

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I wouldn't exactly call a XXX movie theater "public". And since when was yanking the snake considered "perverted" too? Heck, when it happened, I remember my dad getting upset over the whole thing (he thought he was arrested for a stupid reason). He said (angrily and sarcasitcally) something along the lines of, "God forbid anybody should be acting like a normal f**king human being in a place where one is expected to relieve his sexual depravity the way he did."

Argue this point all you want.

My last post condensed to one sentence. Thank you.

:lol: Your dad sounds suspiciously like my dad

Even at age 7 I wasn't pissed about what he did, I was just pissed that his show got taken off TV.

"But mommy, I don't care if Pee-Wee is a sick, disgusting pervert! I wanna watch Chairy and Miss Yvonne and Conky!" :lol:

Seriously, that was such a good show. Watching that and the old Pee-Wee Herman show now through adult eyes really shows how much stuff was slipped in that wasn't at all intended for kids.

In order to "forget" something, we'd had to have known about it beforehand. I never knew this, so therefore I never "forgot" it either :P Besides, it sounds like a load of crap to me.

I can see it being true, but I kinda hope it's not.

I mean, I can accept that the Pee-Wee Herman I loved as a child is actually a dirty, foul-mouthed, pot-smoking, LSD-tripping, pud-pulling pervert. But I can't accept him as a child molestor or anything.

Yea...and what are you supposed to do in those theartres. I doubt many people walk into those movies with a bucket of popcorn.

:nod: Most would just run. I would.

No it's true. It happened November 2002. I'm not sure whatever happened with it, he went to court during all that Iraq bulls***, so there was basically no coverage.

I would have changed the name of that theater to PeeWee's "Play" house!

That show scared me.... :dead: I can't go near a chair without thinking it's gonna talk to me... :lol:
I can get through "IT" but I cannot watch that show!

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