Does Santa Clause exist?
 

Does Santa Clause, the mystical mascot of Christmas, exist? You decide! :tgrumble:

Are your decorations still up or something?

Maybe......

Wait...is that bad? Because I've still got my tree up and everything.

My answer depends entirely on what you believe.

Not in the slightest. I know some that don't take them down 'till spring has sprung.

Woof for real!? I always end up taking my down New Year's Day, cause my cats inevitably have the bottom half of the tree 3/4 destroyed by then and I can't stand to look at it anymore.

Also, hell yeah Santa is real! Who gave me all those presents, Meow?

Totally for real. Both the tree and the fact that it's still up and fully decorated in my living room. As are all the other Christmas decorations. They'll probably come down this weekend, only because I'll have the time then and not so much later in the month.

What can I say? I'm a tacky broad who loves twinkly lights.
In fact, one of the few strands of single colored lights is going up in my bedroom as soon as they come down in the living room.

Of course Santa is real, who else eats the oatmeal and drink the beer we set out for him. (or milk & cookies)

Yeah. He's a pretty cool dude, too.

Well I am Ice Cream Kitty's long lost brother.....but I do talk to Santa.

Who wants to join the Santa Clause fan club? Its in the Social Groups!

I video filmed Santa once.... He flipped me the bird after handing presents to my little bros.

Well then.
When I filmed him, he splashed the hot cocoa I put out for him at the camera.
Sad.

Did the camera get damaged?

Santa is dead. He's in my basement.

Your basement or Walter's basement?

Why, are we living together or something? Because that'll be news to me.

Probably both.

Donnieangelo,no. Santa fixed it as my Christmas gift.

Damnit. I want my presents this year!

Turo is Mrs. Clause's jilted lover.

Okay, who's the scrooge who voted Santa doesn't exist?! I'll have you know he happens to be a close, personal friend of mine!!!

Well, that's a relief.

Yeah! I don't have it now, though.

Well, breaking and entering is a pretty serious offense and I reacted.

Oh, I see.

Hail Satan- I mean Santa. >//u//<

Wait. . What? You made a poll for this?

Of course he is. The spirit of St Nick is alive in all of us if you look for him.

Fair point. Did you atleast get the sack?

Yes, I make polls for everything. They're kind of my thing.

Lets reach an agreement. Satan Clause?

That's exactly what I thought!

ALL HAIL PLANK...*cough* SATAN CLAUS!

Krampus kinda fits that role.

Santa didn't get me anything this year, so I am struggling to believe, man.

Turo shot him, so no more presents for awhile.

Of course he does- just ask Virginia! Turo shot him, huh? So THAT'S why I got nuthin this year!!

Of course he does. At least in the month of December.

What does he do with the remaining eleven months of the year? Hide from unhappy kids that didn't get what they wanted the previous Christmas?:P *Just kidding.*

:lol:

"But I wanted the red fully loaded $500 child-sized Lamborghini!"

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The Yule Goat is real.