Guess who this is...
 

I've acquired a really fun makeover program for $5.00. I've decided to do a series of pics of celebrities I hate. Or am just really, really annoyed by. So, guess who this is? Or rather, was before i engaged in a new hobby. or perhaps, who this person will be in 20 years... I'll post the answer tomorrow. or, depending on how depressed i am on not getting into the classes i wanted to, perhaps the day after tomorrow. anyway, guess away!

http://tcplanet.thetechnodrome.com/ugly.jpg

Is it a man or a woman? :-?

is it Russel Crow?

I'm going to have to say the piano genius from the movie Shine.

Michael Jackson!

(Hey, he could look like ANYTHING in 20 years.) :evilgrin:

Leonardo DiCaprio?

It looks more like a woman

*blinks* I know someone here who looks like that...

mymymy, i thought this one would be easy... guess it's more difficult than i thought. i'll give y'all a hint: it's a woman. well, personally, i think this woman is alien hell-spawn, but it is indeed female. i'll post the original pic once someone either gets it right, or i get bored enough and give the answer...

Angelina Jolie?

*gleefully* nope! :D

How are we supposed to guess? The chick's got a moustache/goatee combo. :roll:

Yeah, that's why I just guessed off of the lips.

I'm gonna say J Lo, cause she can get soooooo annoying!

good guess, jeph, but, no. here's a hint: it's a musicial artist. (of course, that would include j.lo, but it's not her.) this musicial artist (if you can even call it music...) has quite prominent cheekbones, probably as a result of malnutrition, and really, really big boobs.

Britney Spears?

Madonna, of course.

Wait, she doesn't have big boobs...nevermind...

dun dun DAAAAAAA!!!! :thyper: Machias got it right! It's BRITANY SPEARS!!! *insert theme music* hee hee... anyone wanna see another one? i've done two more of two different people... :evilgrin:

here's the link to the original pic: http://www.britneyspearsbabe.com/britney8.jpg

:evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin:

*claws at her eyes* MY EYES!! AGH!!!

:lol:

*continues to claw* Must not see image again!!!!

You have to do more.

Britney's recent... er... "aging" in her facial features could be (and probably is) directly related to the cocaine habit she recently admitted to, too.

why the hell would she admit to that? Was she high at the time?

:lol: Probably. I'd still hit her. :D

Oh, well, yeah, of course.

too bad her and Madonna seem to have a thing going. I bet Madonna's husband likes that idea :lol: .

If I was her husband, I'd love that! Can you say orgy?

Well maybe between Britney and "X-Tina" but hell no, not 50 year old Madonna.

And where did you hear this??? Ive never heard such a thing, and I think if she did say that, it woulda been in the news or a magazine. maybe I missed it or something :-?

Well a few months ago Star of all publications broke the rumor that Britney was seen snorting coke in the bathroom at an L.A. nightclub, and Britney of course threw a fit and denied it and tried suing the Star, but then a couple months later she did a few interviews (one of which was the Star, humorously enough since she tried to sue them for telling what turned out to be a true story) where she admitted that she'd been doing drugs for quite a while. She didn't go into specefics about exactly what drugs she's been on, she just said something like "I'm nowhere near as bad as people say I am... but I've made mistakes, yeah."

As if it wasn't obvious by the sudden emergence of those dark circles under her eyes that she was on something...

But yeah, I'd still hit it.

EDIT: It was also right before she came out and admitted that she had sex with Justin Timberlake. I think it was like, the same week. She must have really been in a confessing mood that week or something...

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Make one of Fred Durst and I'll be happy...

Oh come on! I was so damn close! For the longest time I thought that Russel Crow and Spears were the same person....*cough*Satan*cough*

:lol: :lol: :lol:

anyway, here's the next post-delutsional teenybopper idol:
http://tcplanet.thetechnodrome.com/olsentwin.jpg

in my opinion, this one is much scarier. though not by much...

Corey Feldman has gotta be the first one!

Demi Moore?

'fraid not, my friend. the first person i thought of to mutilate beyond recognition was ol' britz the ditz. but guess for this one! i promise, the answer is priceless!

Looks kinda like Macualy Culkin, or his brother Kieran.

:o oh man I cant tell, is it even a female?